Little Shop Rules
You can’t just be up there and just doin’ a wrong Little Shop like that.
1a.A *Little Shop of Horrors is when you
1b. Okay, well listen. A Little Shop of Horrors is when you shop the-
Let me start over.
We are watching the 1960 version.
The one with Jack Nicholson and zero songs.
You can't come in here expecting a plant to sing "Feed Me Seymour!"
1c-b.
Once you're in the #Monsterdon, you can’t be over here like,
I’m gonna quote the entire ‘Dentist!’ number, watch this!” and then act like you didn’t do a wrong *Little Shop.*
1c-b(1).
If you’re watching a Little Shop, and there’s suddenly music?
You did a wrong Little Shop.
You have to do the no music version.
You cannot not do the right version.
1c-b(2).
You gotta be, watching the 1960 version,
and then, until you just finish it.
No Frank Oz, no Rick Moranis, no giant puppet with vocal range.
1c-b(2)-a.
Okay, well, you can have the musical in your heart, like,
"Suddenly Seymour" is in there,
but then there’s the Wrong Little Shop you gotta think about.
1c-b(2)-b.
Roger Corman made this movie in two days on a dare
and there’s a guy who eats flowers
and it ends kind of just ending
-1c-b(2)-b(i).
Oh wait, Jack Nicholson is in it.
Briefly.
As a pain freak.
It’s weird.
1c-b(2)-b(ii).
“I always wanted a long, slow root canal!”– Jack Nicholson, 1960Haha, classic…
1c-b(3).
Okay seriously though.
The 1960 Little Shop of Horrors is not the one you think it is unless you’re thinking:
low-budget, black-and-white, no music, flower-munchin’ freak show.
And that’s what we’re watching.
Do not do a wrong Little Shop please.
