so sorry i missed #Monsterdon, but forgot it was THING2’s birthday. my incognegro Dragonbaby turned a quarter of a century old today. he had some sushi and hot sake with his momma. happy bday T2!
Last October we had 70s Draculas. This year we have 80s Horror!
When I was an 80s kid at the video store, I was scared even looking at some of the horror movie covers. You know what I mean. (Creepshow)
But now I'm an adult with a drawing tablet and a hunger to recreate some of those imperfect, airbrushed monster movie looks 🎃
(FYI, this design has a background like a full VHS cover. This means on a t-shirt it's one big plasticky rectangle, caveat emptor)
https://thediremushrump.threadless.com/collections/monsterdon
More Millicent Patrick with The Creature pics! #Monsterdon
Sunday, August 24, 2025, 8PM CT (1AM Monday UTC)
IT'S #MONSTERDON
we will be watching
Swamp Thing (1982)
"On the verge of a breakthrough in his quest to wipe out world hunger, altruistic botanist Dr. Alec Holland (Ray Wise) is placed under the protection of special government agent Alice Cable (Adrienne Barbeau). Mad outlaw scientist Anton Arcane (Louis Jourdan) wants to steal Holland's research for his own nefarious ends, but an unforeseen accident during the heist turns Holland into the Swamp Thing, an enormous plant-like creature that fights back against Arcane's henchmen to save Cable."
its streaming free on Tubi, plex, roku and amazon
please watch and live post it with us!
this week #Monsterdon is doing one of the very best godzilla movies:
Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack (GMK)
in this one godzilla's a vengeful spirit. Literally.
He’s possessed by the restless souls of those killed in World War II, and he’s furious that Japan is trying to forget them.
and mothra is etheral and sparkly
and Ghidorah is the good guy?
and also Baragon is there. and he tries
this one is weird and ambitious and if you've never seen a Godzilla movie or done #Monsterdon you should seriously considering joining us this time
Tomorrow on #Monsterdon
Vincent Price and Peter Lorre
🐆 Caracal
The caracal is a medium sized wild cat native to Africa, the Middle East, Central Asia, and arid areas of Pakistan and Northwestern India
#cats
#CatsOfMastodon
#Photography
#wildlifephotography
#wildlife
#Animals
#Nature
#naturephotography
#SilentSunday
#monsterdon
Cassiopeia:
the thing about #Monsterdon is we have a hashtag
that means if you don't want to see our posts you only need to set one filter and you won't see them
its very simple really
I'm finally getting strong enough to work in clay again!!! At long last, I have finished dragonbelly mugs as promised for winners of the donation event during #monsterdon
he didn't throw a single bear into space. zero space bears. 0/5 would not recommend
ty for joining, everyone!!
o/~ It's the Final Count Down! NA na na na! NANANANANA! Na na na na... o/~ Okay I'm sorry I had to! LOL!
We are here ladies, gentlemen, and everyone in between! The FINAL day of #MonsterdonSavesChristmas ! And we're going to send it out with a bang!
Today so far, we've added another $1629.38! Not our highest day yet, but it's about to be! Also, with this additional funding, and the generous matching from @paco , @steggy , and others, we will now absolutely top 10K for this year! UNREAL!! We did it all! But we can still drive that number up, so if you haven't donated and are still intending to, get them in because the drive ends with the credits for Tails from the Crypt tonight!
Today also added a few new charities to the list of charities! We added, Greater Boston Food Bank, The Black LGBTQIA+ Migrant project (BLMP), The Transgender Law Center, and Food Gatherers! As well as personal donations to Kye and QuyetPaws to help them out! You guys do a lot of giving, and it's pretty glorious!
The current total donations are $7,533.60, and that's BEFORE the donation matching! Absolutely astonishing! Way to go! Ane we will be taking donations through the end of Tails from the Crypt! I'll be running a tally during the movie, and if anything big happens posting the bumps! I like this movie, but please, keep me too busy to watch it. ;)
After the movie I'll do a final total, and we'll start the drawing for the giveaways. So stick around and keep an eye out for that!
Y'all are amazing,
Sunday, Dec 14, 2025, 8PM CT (2AM Monday UTC)
IT'S #MONSTERDON
the run off poll came down to 1 vote and so
we will be watching:
The She-Creature (1956)
"A mysterious, domineering hypnotist uses his beautiful assistant for murder by turning her into the prehistoric sea creature she was in a past life."
its streaming free on tubi
please watch and live post it with us!
Little credit I noticed on the cast list for the film that I think deserves some attention. #monsterdon
next week - the Hunger
our first out right gay instead of just gay coded movie? with gay sex and everything?
Please charge the owl.
#monsterdon
BTW June is not just the best month because it’s #Pride month. it’s the awesomenest month because it’s my birthday month.
so it’s absolutely perfect to start the countdown to #HappyBirthdayToLiza with not just Monsterdon, but a #Godzilla movie.
okay ya filthy animals, am one sugar cube away from turning into a #Monsterdon cholANT, so go out and #vote.
👽 Re-working, correcting and updating my USA map of Alien arrivals in Movies.
Well, California is a popular choice for space visits. 🌴
#movies #cinema #cinemastodon #film #visualization @filmundserien @film #art #scifi #aliens #monsterdon #sciencefiction #fiction #map #mapstodon
You may have seen early modern monsters, sure, but what about this cannon flipper fish thing of 1669 #Valencia? #bookhistory #histodons #monsterdon #EarlyModons #history #histknow
„Relacion y pintvra verdadera, de vn prodigioso monstruo, en forma de pez, que se ha aparecido en la Villa de Rota“. Access the print here: https://trobes.uv.es/permalink/34CVA_UV/um6gse/alma991007329079706258
#monsterdon There were many mutations, but this form was most suited to glam rock.
The tofu readings are off the charts
I just want to take a second and remind #Monsterdon about the real reason for the season
70s movies are like everyone looks like they haven't showered but some of their fashion is cool
90s movies are like okay everyone seems to have showered at least but I hate all their clothes
Walk down an alley??? The thing that killed Batman’s parents? No thanks!
Sunday, June 29, 2025, 8PM CT (1AM Monday UTC)
IT'S #MONSTERDON
we will be watching
Clash of the Titans (1981)
"Perseus (Harry Hamlin), son of the Greek god Zeus (Laurence Olivier), grows up on a deserted island. His destiny is to marry Princess Andromeda (Judi Bowker), who will someday rule the city of Joppa. But as long as the satyr Calibos (Neil McCarthy) -- who uses a giant vulture to kidnap Andromeda's soul every night -- is alive, no one can marry her. Perseus travels to Joppa, where he must defeat Calibos and other mythological monsters to rescue Andromeda."
its streaming free on tubi
please watch and live post it with us!!
I am working on the finishing touches for this "Ray Harryhausen-esque" pterodactyl saurian.
When it comes to creature designs, I enjoy striking a balance between the creepy and the absurd.
#sketch #sketching #drawing #monsterdon #scififantasy #scifiart #monster #doodle #zeichnen #art #artist #artofmastodon #horrorart #myart #artistsofmastodon #Konaa #Kmac #macNessa #Konaa #AkasaSigna
WHAT IS #MONSTERDON ?
it's a weekly watch party
every Sunday at 8PM CT (2AM Monday UTC)
every week we vote on a B movie, usually something with a monster or at least aliens
the movie is always something available on a free streaming site like Pluto or Tubi or such
we all start the movie at the same time and post about it with the hashtag #monsterdon
also follow the hashtag #monsterdonalert for polls, updates and announcements
@Taweret devil girl, entrances and exits only #monsterdon #bestOfMonsterdon
“Were-Beagle of Wolverine Lake” (2024) — The horrifying tale of a beagle who thinks he needs more snackums to fill his savage hunger. Rated NC-17 (No cats, 17 snackums required for admission)
#beagle #dog #blackandwhite #werewolf #monsterdon #dogsofmastodon
#monsterdon happens pretty late in Germany, so I wrote a little script to record the toots and play them back later. Then that turned into a whole thing: https://monsterdon-replay.gerlach.dev
You can replay the timeline for the last 116 monsterdons.
10 minutes to #Gojira #Monsterdon
#monsterdon if you told me I'd be seeing a dance party with Christopher Walken and little aliens, and it would ALSO be incredibly boring, I wouldn't believe you
I WANT YOU
I'm unironically having a great time, y'all. This feels so much like a bunch of film school kids made their own Clash of the Titans. Like every cheesy stop motion effect was just a labor of love for someone. I grew up with this kinda thing. ❤️
#Monsterdon #Hercules
the reviews for hercules (1983) are impeccable
Despite a list of filters two pages long, doom headlines are regularly hitting me in the gut. For someone in deep nervous system exhaustion and AuDHD burnout, this is a real problem. I'm going to try and be on Mastodon a lot less. Saving Sunday for #Monsterdon of course!
I have no idea if this will look any different to mufos - if I'm checking once a day vs many times, who will know or care? But I do value my connections very much. So if it seems like I'm interacting less, this is why. <3
In conclusion:
i'm posting it before the movie starts so everyone has a copy handy
#monsterdon
Sarah chooses death. on purpose while freshly turned. She says 'Forever? No.'
that choice fractures the whole system. It's the first refusal Miriam has ever encountered. her power depends on emotional dominance, not just blood and Sarah’s autonomy undoes her
@SnoopJ
It all started with the Dracula movies last October which are legitimately real estate movies, but every monster movie where the monster is localized to some specific place has a shady real estate transaction at its core.
Food of the gods? Selling the real estate where the god food flows
Little shop of horrors? Overcoming bad location for a flower shop
Clash of the titans? Real estate agent neglected to mention that the old guy's coliseum was linked to a scale model in heaven where the gods play out their schemes
First men in the moon? Escape earth to escape mortgage payments
If I had to review tonight's film with a single image, I think it would be this.
🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️
TRIVIA FROM THE BLACK LAGOON
Herstory
Bud Westmore, head of Universal's makeup department was given credit for The Creature's design, but it was really Milicent Patrick, makeup designer, animator, special effects artist, and actor who deserved the credit.
She was the first woman to work in a special effects makeup department.
🧵 1/3
Sunday, Sept 7, 2025, 8PM CT (1AM Monday UTC)
IT'S #MONSTERDON
we will be watching
The Man From Planet X (1951)
"As a mysterious planet hurls itself toward Earth, an enigmatic extraterrestrial scout arrives on a remote Scottish island with unknown intentions."
its streaming free on tubi
please watch and live post it with us!
Also it's been like a month now but I can't get sweet, sweet Dr. Nadir out of my mind
Me: that was pretty fun for a bad movie
Other people: actually, it was a good movie
Me: ok let's not say things we can't take back
Podcast intro
(edit: also check out the captioned version https://techhub.social/@diazona/114809739794492290)
one thing 70s movies are very consistent about - they want you to hate every single character
Well, I feel like every single man in that film was quite enough monster on a conscious level without needing to bring the subconscious into it at all. But it was a very cool concept, and Robby is the best!
Looking forward to reading up on the making of because some of those effects were fabulous. But now it's going on for 4am so the rabbithole will just have to wait.
Cheers for the company, everyone! #Monsterdon
I just logged back on after several hours and found all the #Monsterdon posts.
It's like waking up to find the remains of a party the previous night that seems like it might have been of fun but also involved some poor judgement and regret.
slug CHOMP is by far the best part of this movie so far, I wish we had more of that
Hi everyone, I'm Hubert and I draw monsters (often traditional art) / do concept arts and illustrations for movies, series (netflix), videogames, TTRPG and books.
Moar stuff on my linktree on other social medias : linktr.ee/hubertgriffe
#TraditionalArt #art #conceptart #illustration #monsters #monsterdon #pencil #painting
A hidden advantage of doing #monsterdon :
Last night I had a nightmare about zombies. But just out of instinct I started making snarky dream comments about the plot, the special effects, the acting, etc.
Eventually I just felt kinda sorry for the zombies. To be in my B-movie of a dream... it probably killed their careers.
I mean,
OBJECTIVELY SPEAKING
it probably wasn't ACTUALLY the worst movie we've seen on #Monsterdon. The plot was gross, but it made sense. The people making it were competent, the scenes were professional, the acting was... Reasonable.
But how can you sit down and watch people act out Gene Roddenberry's personal fetishes for an hour and ten minutes and NOT come out the other end feeling like you'd just been dipped in used motor oil?
this whole "movie"
We're gonna need a bigger pronoun
"It's a unix system! I know this!"
#monsterdon
This Is Just To Say
I have trapped
the asphyx
that was in
the light beam
and which
you were probably
saving
for your death
Forgive me
it was transparent
so glowy
and so shrieky
I think this might actually be the most smoking we've seen in one movie
A quick note to refugees from #bluesky. Every Sunday at this time, a group of people gathers under the hashtag #monsterdon to watch monster movies of yore. This week, we watch Fright Night. Follow the hashtag if you want to join, and @Taweret as the (likely) alien mind behind the initiative
They couldn't resist putting her in a slinky dress in the last five minutes, but I wish to reiterate that Iris saved that entire goddamn mission while also putting up with constant harassment from her colleagues. Give that woman a promotion and a raise and a corner office. #Monsterdon
SWAMP THING
You are a Swamp Thing
You make everythiiiiiing... swampy 🎶
What should our next #Monsterdon movie be?
Fun fact! Angus Young wrote You Shook Me All Night Long about the Green Goblin truck when the two were dating
In the 1960's, Wham-O produced a toy that generated compressed air "bullets" that could travel up to 30 feet.
The word "Safe!" was right on the front of the package, so there was probably no danger to children close up. But children weren't the only ones playing with them.
See them wielded by Martians in
🧟♂️Frankenstein Meets
the Space Monster
TONIGHT on #MONSTERDON
I need everyone involved with #monsterdon to know that I’ve started buying romaine hearts and chopping them myself instead of buying the pre-chopped stuff and *every single time* I think of the lettuce-chopping in Slugs.
The whole #Monsterdon community is just such a neat, organic thing. Nobody assigns any jobs and nobody has any real control, other than Taweret, who runs the poll. But pretty much every week we have:
A bingo card from @Cherizilla A drink recipe from @JoeWynne A live stream you can join with @miru A download of the movie sometimes from @davesdogmaggie * Some post-watch statistics provided by yours, trulyAnd then there are the perpetual resources:
The replay recording so you can experience the live toot stream in real time, even if you didn't join on Sunday nightThe monsterdon wiki by @jonny The letterboxd playlist (also by Cheri)And merch! T-shirts! with a custom design by @LouisaIt is emergent, artisanally hand-crafted fun. No sponsors. No ads. No AI. No BS. It's one of the most fun things I do all week.
people in 50s movies never look all oily and sweaty, people in 80s movies don't look oily and sweaty. what the hell was going on in the 70s
BREAKING NEWS
a cluster of extra crispy asteroids still has not found their way into my tummy.
more at 11.
the way almost every scene is blocked, you can tell #Gojira is a tragedy. horror movies are tragedies. we have Mary Shelley to thank for that.
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#Monsterdon
The Monster That Challenged the World #Monsterdon
For a football player / bodybuilder turned into an actor, you gotta admire the dynamic range that Lou Ferrigno can produce.
#monsterdon I'm just sayin, if you know about the Minoan statuettes, Ariana's outfit is pretty demure
Rather fun how a proposal born out of my late Friday evening craving for cake has caught on and cake enthusiasts around the world are jumping in to bake the same cake along with each other. Gotta love Mastodon!
It's like #Monsterdon, but the monster is our desire for cake. #ebtsc
starting to feel like this polycule has some issues
For the film THE HUNGER (1983), David Bowie learned to play the cello. Then his voice needed to be hoarse for a scene where he had aged, so he went to a bridge and screamed all the punk rock songs he knew every night.
Will you let his efforts go unwatched?
Join us in three hours for the #MONSTERDON watch party! 🦖🎞️🧛♀️🧛♂️
Details (Trailer, description, free movie link, time):
this October we're doing 80's horror
(don't worry. the regular weekly polls will return in November)
*Sunday, Oct 12, 2025, 8PM CT (1AM Monday UTC) *
This week:
The Hunger (1983)
"John (David Bowie) is the lover of the gorgeous immortal vampire Miriam (Catherine Deneuve), and he's been led to believe that he'll live forever, too. Unfortunately, he quickly deteriorates into a horrible living death, and Miriam seeks a new companion. She soon sets her sights on Sarah (Susan Sarandon), a lovely young scientist, who quickly falls under Miriam's spell. However, Sarah doesn't warm up to the concept of vampirism easily, leading to conflict with Miriam.."
its streaming free on tubi
please watch and live post it with us!
is everyone else's mind wandering during the non bear attack scenes
I want this movie to end with a jump to the future where the trucks have established a uptopian truck society and humanity is no more