our monster was literally a guy with an inflated trash bag on his head
10/10
ty for joining. everyone!!
our monster was literally a guy with an inflated trash bag on his head
10/10
ty for joining. everyone!!
I came very late to the party, so apologies if someone has already shared this. You can check out all of the original 1962 Mars Attacks trading cards online. Apparently they were quite controversial at the time for their violence and dark themes. #Monsterdon
https://imgur.com/gallery/all-of-original-mars-attacks-cards-published-by-topps-1962-TsO8f
#monsterdon haha well, I'm safe from mummies. It's not like I have any crysβoh fuck
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@argumento most humans can't live in crisis mode 24/7 and need the occasional break from reality for our mental health. You know, so we have the strength to fight the good fight.
The #Monsterdon crowd is one of the most anti-capitalist, anti-genocide, ACAB groups of people I've ever been involved with (and I say that as a liberal Quaker).
Let us have a couple of hours a week to be silly and point out that "capitalism was the real monster all along."
Please. Don't piss in my cornflakes. I can care about Greta while watching a shitty movie.
i like to think the flying saucers took out Alito, Thomas, Kavanaugh, Barret, Gorsuch and Roberts in one fell swoop
It's like when Twitter used to crash.
Sunday, Dec 21, 2025, 8PM CT (2AM Monday UTC)
IT'S #MONSTERDON
we will be watching:
Tales From the Crypt (1972)
BECAUSE
it has an evil Santa in it and this week is
Monsterdon is raising money for charity this week and you can win some cool stuff that monsterdonners have made!
its a giveaway. (not a raffle) we're not collecting money or selling tickets or anything
how it works:
any time this week before monsterdon (or like now if you want π) make a donation to charity, screenshot it (scrub your personal info! we don't want it!) and DM the screenshot to:
(NOT to ME. we want to keep the tally straight)
we are recommending as charities the Trans Lifeline and the Rainbow Railroad but you can give to a different charity if you want
donate any amount you like (also if you can't afford to donate you can still be entered. you will have the same odds of winning something regardless, one entry per person, void where prohibited, etc etc)
also if you're one of the people donating an item for the giveaway please post about it with the hashtags #monsterdon and #monsterdonsaveschristmas so people can see what they can win!
boosts appreciated!!
If I was a vampire, I would also spend my eternal existence amassing an excellent sweater collection.
me screaming 'we made you!' at Gemini when it tells me 3 pounds of canaries weighs less than 3 pounds of candy
Careful #monsterdon fans, there is a #WrongFrogs this week!
Do not watch the 2018 film "The Stuff!"
Do not watch the 2015 film "Stuff"!
Do not watch the 1999 film "Stuff!"
Do not watch the 1993 short film "Stuff"!
And do not watch the 2019 short film "Stuff"!
And absolutely do not watch "The Right Stuff" (1983)!
(OK, watch that, but not for Monsterdon.)
this all feels very #Monsterdon because they do fuck off into the sea; but the monster is in the White House
70s Roddenberry was just... he had two modes:
genuine utopian idealism about humanity's potential
and
"What if women had power... but like... SEXY power... and also they're wrong and need a man to fix it... but SEXY'
Sunday, Jan 25, 2026, 8PM CT (2AM Monday UTC)
IT'S #MONSTERDON
we will be watching:
The Quatermass Xperiment (1955)
"Professor Bernard Quatermass' manned rocket ship returns to Earth, but two of the astronauts are missing and the survivor seems ill and unable to communicate."
its streaming free on tubi
please watch and live post it
with us!
there is also a module called the Forbidden Planet. I have one :)
anyway i thought this might be interesting but didn't want to clog the feed with synth nerdery during the movie
#Monsterdon
These mew - tents;
My great-grandmaβs crystal hanging in our window - did I mention she was a mysteriously-disgraced archeology professor? We donβt like to talk about thatβ¦.
okay if we're doing #monsterdonsaveschristmas is looks like it will have to be Dec 21
its a giveaway. (not a raffle) we're not collecting money or selling tickets or anything like that
you donate to charity of your choice (we'll recommend a couple but you can donate wherever you like) send us a screenshot (with your personal info scrubbed! we don't want it!) and we'll enter you in the giveaway. donate any amount you like (also if you can't afford to donate you can still be entered. you will have the same odds of winning something regardless)
Dec 21 is coming fast so if you are contributing something for the giveaway you're running out of time to have it done
also I would really love a volunteer to be the person everyone dms their screenshots to. your task will be to keep a tally of how much has been donated (and keep the tl up to date on that) and to keep a simple spreadsheet of who's entered so we can pick winners, literally just a numbered list of names and then we'll pick random numbers (its one entry per person so its very simple) edit: someone has volunteered for this!
also if any lawyers on here know of any legal issues we need to be aware of please, please let us know
I can't remember who posted about this a few months back but it is HERE and I love it. :godzilla_cool:
Gonna tell my grandkids this is skibidi toilet #monsterdon
Sunday, August 17, 2025, 8PM CT (1AM Monday UTC)
IT'S #MONSTERDON
we will be watching
The Little Shop of Horrors (1960)
"A lowly flower-shop assistant nurtures a carnivorous plant with a taste for human flesh. This cult movie was famously shot in two days by low-budget horror director Roger Corman and includes an early role for Jack Nicholson as a masochistic dental patient."
its steaming free on Tubi but its public domain so you can find it in tons of places
please watch and live post it with us!
My first #Monsterdon was an illegal amount of fun. Thanks peeps x
Love when the writers don't know how to end a movie so they just blow everything up and run credits.
Goodnight #monsterdon, and thanks to @Taweret for hosting!
Misusing "parsec"! A noble scifi tradition.
They see me rolling, they hatin`.
#Monsterdon #HouseonHauntedHill
Ohhh i get to brag about my personal connection to this week's #monsterdon!
I was a docent at The House On Haunted Hill back when it was open to the public once or twice a month (the interior is rather more impressive than the sets they used in the movie)
I do think more movies should end with corporate executives being devoured from the inside by the excesses of their own malfeasance. #Monsterdon
modern movies could learn a lesson from old timey b movies. you can just suddenly end your movie. just boom. just its over. things don't need to resolve
we might need to do a real Godzilla movie next week as a palate cleanser
I wanna have a movie night during the holidays with all of my #mastodon friends, in the same spirit as #Monsterdon or #eurovision
I've been feeling sad about missing my friends and family this year and really appreciating the connections here. Anyone wanna #movieNight #watchparty together during December 24 through 25 across all the time zones?
These were the choices offered in the above polls, so click on all of the choices that you want to watch together and offer more #movie suggestions in comments:
βYesterday I was thirty years old,β yeah me too, dude, itβs ridiculous
@emma this is what i want the rest of his body to be
this is making me want to watch Clue
thinking about what the theme will be for this october's #monsterdon since october movies traditionally get a theme and I'm thinking maybe this year it will all Vincent price movies
I have no idea what I'm doing on these dating apps #monsterdon help me
Last October we had 70s Draculas. This year we have 80s Horror!
When I was an 80s kid at the video store, I was scared even looking at some of the horror movie covers. You know what I mean. (Creepshow)
But now I'm an adult with a drawing tablet and a hunger to recreate some of those imperfect, airbrushed monster movie looks π
(FYI, this design has a background like a full VHS cover. This means on a t-shirt it's one big plasticky rectangle, caveat emptor)
https://thediremushrump.threadless.com/collections/monsterdon
More Millicent Patrick with The Creature pics! #Monsterdon
Sunday, August 24, 2025, 8PM CT (1AM Monday UTC)
IT'S #MONSTERDON
we will be watching
Swamp Thing (1982)
"On the verge of a breakthrough in his quest to wipe out world hunger, altruistic botanist Dr. Alec Holland (Ray Wise) is placed under the protection of special government agent Alice Cable (Adrienne Barbeau). Mad outlaw scientist Anton Arcane (Louis Jourdan) wants to steal Holland's research for his own nefarious ends, but an unforeseen accident during the heist turns Holland into the Swamp Thing, an enormous plant-like creature that fights back against Arcane's henchmen to save Cable."
its streaming free on Tubi, plex, roku and amazon
please watch and live post it with us!
this week #Monsterdon is doing one of the very best godzilla movies:
Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack (GMK)
in this one godzilla's a vengeful spirit. Literally.
Heβs possessed by the restless souls of those killed in World War II, and heβs furious that Japan is trying to forget them.
and mothra is etheral and sparkly
and Ghidorah is the good guy?
and also Baragon is there. and he tries
this one is weird and ambitious and if you've never seen a Godzilla movie or done #Monsterdon you should seriously considering joining us this time
π Caracal
The caracal is a medium sized wild cat native to Africa, the Middle East, Central Asia, and arid areas of Pakistan and Northwestern India
#cats
#CatsOfMastodon
#Photography
#wildlifephotography
#wildlife
#Animals
#Nature
#naturephotography
#SilentSunday
#monsterdon
Cassiopeia:
the thing about #Monsterdon is we have a hashtag
that means if you don't want to see our posts you only need to set one filter and you won't see them
its very simple really
so sorry i missed #Monsterdon, but forgot it was THING2βs birthday. my incognegro Dragonbaby turned a quarter of a century old today. he had some sushi and hot sake with his momma. happy bday T2!
for y'all new to following me, Sunday nights is when Mastodon gets all crunk watching bad horror & monster movies in what we call #Monsterdon
our kind host is @Taweret@octodon.social
@cheribaker usually provides the #MonsterdonBingo cards
@joewynne is our resident mixologist with cocktail suggestions.
am just here to waste some wonderful time like the rest of the little monsters who join in.
so if y'all don't wanna get annoyed by my MST3K-esque commentary, just mute the hashtag until tomorrow morn.
To try to make up to the #Monsterdon crowd for voting for #StarOdyssey, I give you all a picture of tonightβs sunset. In retrospect, I shouldβve just stayed outside staring at the sky.
August 16, 2026. Wolverine Lake, Michigan.
I'm finally getting strong enough to work in clay again!!! At long last, I have finished dragonbelly mugs as promised for winners of the donation event during #monsterdon
he didn't throw a single bear into space. zero space bears. 0/5 would not recommend
ty for joining, everyone!!
o/~ It's the Final Count Down! NA na na na! NANANANANA! Na na na na... o/~ Okay I'm sorry I had to! LOL!
We are here ladies, gentlemen, and everyone in between! The FINAL day of #MonsterdonSavesChristmas ! And we're going to send it out with a bang!
Today so far, we've added another $1629.38! Not our highest day yet, but it's about to be! Also, with this additional funding, and the generous matching from @paco , @steggy , and others, we will now absolutely top 10K for this year! UNREAL!! We did it all! But we can still drive that number up, so if you haven't donated and are still intending to, get them in because the drive ends with the credits for Tails from the Crypt tonight!
Today also added a few new charities to the list of charities! We added, Greater Boston Food Bank, The Black LGBTQIA+ Migrant project (BLMP), The Transgender Law Center, and Food Gatherers! As well as personal donations to Kye and QuyetPaws to help them out! You guys do a lot of giving, and it's pretty glorious!
The current total donations are $7,533.60, and that's BEFORE the donation matching! Absolutely astonishing! Way to go! Ane we will be taking donations through the end of Tails from the Crypt! I'll be running a tally during the movie, and if anything big happens posting the bumps! I like this movie, but please, keep me too busy to watch it. ;)
After the movie I'll do a final total, and we'll start the drawing for the giveaways. So stick around and keep an eye out for that!
Y'all are amazing,
Sunday, Dec 14, 2025, 8PM CT (2AM Monday UTC)
IT'S #MONSTERDON
the run off poll came down to 1 vote and so
we will be watching:
The She-Creature (1956)
"A mysterious, domineering hypnotist uses his beautiful assistant for murder by turning her into the prehistoric sea creature she was in a past life."
its streaming free on tubi
please watch and live post it with us!
Little credit I noticed on the cast list for the film that I think deserves some attention. #monsterdon
next week - the Hunger
our first out right gay instead of just gay coded movie? with gay sex and everything?
Tomorrow on #Monsterdon
Vincent Price and Peter Lorre
Please charge the owl.
#monsterdon
Sunsetting.
ββ-πββ
#porto #portugal
#Fotomontag #Monsterdon #MondayMotivation #PhotoMonday #photography #streetphotography
#streetscene #travelphotography
okay ya filthy animals, am one sugar cube away from turning into a #Monsterdon cholANT, so go out and #vote.
BREAKING NEWS! π¨π
A chicken has officially claimed my shoulders as its permanent residence! ππ
Should I charge rent or just accept my new boss? π€£π
#funny #poultry #birds #gardening #farming #agriculture #photography #mastodon #Fediverse #linux #biodiversity #environment #SilentSunday #Caturday #Monsterdon
In conclusionβ¦
#monsterdon There were many mutations, but this form was most suited to glam rock.
The tofu readings are off the charts
I just want to take a second and remind #Monsterdon about the real reason for the season
70s movies are like everyone looks like they haven't showered but some of their fashion is cool
90s movies are like okay everyone seems to have showered at least but I hate all their clothes
Feel like I have a duty to show this thrift store find to #monsterdon
@bunnyhero best I can do while the movie is running... I will return to this though
Sunday, June 29, 2025, 8PM CT (1AM Monday UTC)
IT'S #MONSTERDON
we will be watching
Clash of the Titans (1981)
"Perseus (Harry Hamlin), son of the Greek god Zeus (Laurence Olivier), grows up on a deserted island. His destiny is to marry Princess Andromeda (Judi Bowker), who will someday rule the city of Joppa. But as long as the satyr Calibos (Neil McCarthy) -- who uses a giant vulture to kidnap Andromeda's soul every night -- is alive, no one can marry her. Perseus travels to Joppa, where he must defeat Calibos and other mythological monsters to rescue Andromeda."
its streaming free on tubi
please watch and live post it with us!!
I am working on the finishing touches for this "Ray Harryhausen-esque" pterodactyl saurian.
When it comes to creature designs, I enjoy striking a balance between the creepy and the absurd.
#sketch #sketching #drawing #monsterdon #scififantasy #scifiart #monster #doodle #zeichnen #art #artist #artofmastodon #horrorart #myart #artistsofmastodon #Konaa #Kmac #macNessa #Konaa #AkasaSigna
WHAT IS #MONSTERDON ?
it's a weekly watch party
every Sunday at 8PM CT (2AM Monday UTC)
every week we vote on a B movie, usually something with a monster or at least aliens
the movie is always something available on a free streaming site like Pluto or Tubi or such
we all start the movie at the same time and post about it with the hashtag #monsterdon
also follow the hashtag #monsterdonalert for polls, updates and announcements
btw found this pic. Naia never skipped leg day
π½ Re-working, correcting and updating my USA map of Alien arrivals in Movies.
Well, California is a popular choice for space visits. π΄
#movies #cinema #cinemastodon #film #visualization @filmundserien @film #art #scifi #aliens #monsterdon #sciencefiction #fiction #map #mapstodon
βWere-Beagle of Wolverine Lakeβ (2024) β The horrifying tale of a beagle who thinks he needs more snackums to fill his savage hunger. Rated NC-17 (No cats, 17 snackums required for admission)
#beagle #dog #blackandwhite #werewolf #monsterdon #dogsofmastodon
10 minutes to #Gojira #Monsterdon
You may have seen early modern monsters, sure, but what about this cannon flipper fish thing of 1669 #Valencia? #bookhistory #histodons #monsterdon #EarlyModons #history #histknow
βRelacion y pintvra verdadera, de vn prodigioso monstruo, en forma de pez, que se ha aparecido en la Villa de Rotaβ. Access the print here: https://trobes.uv.es/permalink/34CVA_UV/um6gse/alma991007329079706258
#monsterdon I made a Vincent Price design for you this year, if you haven't seen it
https://thediremushrump.threadless.com/collections/monsterdon
#Monsterdon I always make stuff like this available on kids' clothes, because I secretly hope someone will put it on their baby
https://thediremushrump.threadless.com/collections/monsterdon
Every October Monsterdon puts aside the weekly polls and does a theme.
Last year was 80's Horror, the year before was 70's Dracula and this October belongs to Vincent Price.
This year, #Monsterdon is spending the whole month with horror's queer goth grandpa:
ποΈ House on Haunted Hill (1959)
π¦ The Bat (1959)
π§ The Last Man on Earth (1964)
π° The Haunted Palace (1963)
AND SO
Sunday, Oct 4 2026, 8PM CT (1AM Monday UTC)
IT'S #MONSTERDON
we will be watching:
House on Haunted Hill (1959)
"Rich oddball Frederick Loren has a proposal for five guests at a possibly haunted mansion: show up, survive a night filled with scares and receive $10,000 each. The guest of honor is Loren's estranged wife, Annabelle, who, with her secret lover, Dr. Trent, has concocted her own scheme to scare Loren's associate, Nora Manning, into shooting the potentially crazy millionaire. However, more spooks and shocks throw a wrench into the plan."
its streaming free on tubi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bsa9ymSDoJ0
please watch and live post it
with us!
sorry I didn't have much to say during that one. you can only say 'why is this guy so oily' so many times #monsterdon
I waited all movie for the star of Solarbabies to show up, so disappointed #Monsterdon #Solarbabies
he just keeps talking. no one is punching him in the throat or anything. I don't understand
The plus about my life blowing up: I can join #Monsterdon tomorrow night! That'll be nice.
(checks hashtag, sees what's lined up)
Oh. My. Dog. I haven't seen this in forty years. For reasons.
Oh well, at least it's not Laserblast.
#monsterdon Lightning bolts have that distinctive texture so they can join mechanically with concrete.