Oh goodie, late 80s American Borrowers.

#monsterdon #zarkorr

"I'm real but I'm not solid"

Same tbh #Monsterdon

"It's a little known fact...." #monsterdon

"I knew it, I'm finally going postal"

#Monsterdon

I can smell those chairs. Ew. #Monsterdon #zarkorrtheinvader

The LSD flashback finally hits

#Monsterdon

Girl how old are you? What are you doing in my apartment? How tall are you? Are you like Link's annoying fairy? HEY LISTEN!
#Monsterdon #Zarkorr

Tiny Teenage Mall Tramps is the name of my new cult.
#Monsterdon

Movies have taught me that every 90s TV was constantly airing the weirdest off brand cartoons

#Monsterdon

You’ve either got a brain tumor, or you’re gonna end up with one with that projection into your brain mailman. #monsterdon

Good miniatures! I liked that city fly through #monsterdon

They could only afford one of the Shobijin for this film

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

Wow, I never expected Project Blue Beam to look like this. #Monsterdon

Yeah, Tommy! We need to talk. Why did you walk out on me last night?

#Monsterdon

this is already outstanding

#monsterdon

#rootpost for #monsterdon (zarkorr! the invader)

Tommy just eats toast right out of the toaster? Nasty.

#monsterdon

Oh, it's the little woman #Monsterdon

You left a wheat chex in the bowl. It's driving me crazy!

#Monsterdon

I appreciated the continuity of aesthetics by having the interior of these sets look like the exteriors.

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

Little alien/fae pops in ... "Tommy, we got to talk."

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader1996

Even this guy furniture looks fake
#Monsterdon
#zarkorr1996

Okay, I liked the model city. #Monsterdon

@geonz

https://eggplant.place/collection/6ICD4rDFsYEIcTpY8UTpdk

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr

Newark New Jersey! The new mecca of kaiju!
#Monsterdon #Zarkorr

oh shit it's karen

run

#monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

#Monsterdon 👽️👾👦🧚‍♀️🥊🫣 😱

We have a cereal norn!

Girl: "I'm real but I'm not solid."
Tries to touch her
Girl Ducks #Monsterdon

That guy lives in a diner #Monsterdon

OMG the buildings he's destroying actually LOOK like they're just made of cardboard or balsa wood.

#Monsterdon #XarkorrTheInvader1996

@SnoopJ @socketwench Check out the TYPESET IN THE FUTURE book if you're curious about graphic design minutiae in movies. It's a fun deep dive into font wonkery.

#Monsterdon

Look! It’s tiny Isla Fisher!

#Monsterdon

I just hope they don’t Christopher Lee this Kaiju reveal. If it’s another movie of horny people chasing nuns without the main draw ever appearing again I’m going to lose my shit. #monsterdon

flying over new jersey like a mid-90s urban fantasy TV series.

#monsterdon #karkorr1996

RUN! it's a kaiju legally distinct from King Ghidorah!

#Monsterdon

So that was what. One minute of credits and then almost two minutes of monster?
Wonder how long it's gonna be before we see him again.
#Monsterdon #Zarkorr

You need to either take more or fewer meds, Tommy.
#Monsterdon

This has a very 1990's video game camera feel to it.

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

Oh my, they are really messing this diorama
#Monsterdon
#zarkorr1996

@bstacey Going to mooch over here tonight if I post at all (might not, it's been an "allergies" day)

allergies = medication bounce back in this case + actual might be allergic to something that blooms in the summer here

#Monsterdon

A much faster zero-to-monster than previous #Monsterdon.

No time wasted, straght to the rubber suits breaking models. Excellent. This is the #monsterdon I was led to expect.

#Newjersey shoutout in Zsrkorr! Everybody from NJ drink!

#Monsterdon

meanwhile, in ... new jersey?

#monsterdon

the execution is lacking but i will grant that the attempt seemed to be made with those models. not good, but enthusiastic.

#monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

@wohali@timeloop.cafe And the Zarkorr comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

There goes the foam board store #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader1996

#monsterdon They sure didn't pussyfoot around this time. Blue collar workers for 10 seconds, then, MONSTER.

Quick summon Godzilla!

#Monsterdon

Double tap on the feed and grain store

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

My models! #Monsterdon

He's going all out for his Judas Priest cover band video! #Monsterdon #zarkorrtheinvader

Much close-up stomping of the scenery.

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader1996

Monster already! They know they don't have much time.

#monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

No, my model convenience store!
#Monsterdon

Special effects by the people who did that HBO intro back in the early 80s. #Monsterdon

Fun fact: The number of movie scripts that begin with the word "avalanche" is non-zero.

#Monsterdon

sfx aren't bad so far

#monsterdon

@GeoffWozniak that's no so much a prediction as it is a #Monsterdon standard.

#monsterdon The stupid way the actor delivered the line 'Avalanche!' was actually totally appropriate for the scope of that avalanche.

🎵
Do a little kaiju dance
Make a little kaiju love
Get down tonight

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

We’re getting right to the creature! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👽👾👦🧚‍♀️🥊🫣 😱

Not the feed store!

these people would have killed for drones

#monsterdon

@ohiofi ack showing up late and where is the link
#monsterdon

this kaiju attack... is making me.... sleeepy.....

#monsterdon

Oh shit, this takes place in Newark? And I thought it couldn't get any worse. #Monsterdon

Old school rubber suit kaiju? You have my attention, go on... #Monsterdon

So...Zarkorr! is from *here*?

HOW IS HE INVADING ANYTHING!?

#monsterdon #zarkorr

A monster less than an hour in?

#Monsterdon

wow, okay, like 30 seconds to Zarkorr, that's better than i thought we'd get tonight.

#monsterdon #karkorr1996

How close is this mountain to this city exactly? #monsterdon

From that angle it almost looks like Zarkorr is lighting its own farts. 🍑🔥

#monsterdon #zarkorr #zarkorr1996

Zarkorr! The Invader (1996) #Watching #Monsterdon https://letterboxd.com/imdb/tt0118214

Monster already! Zarkorr, you're spoiling me!

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

I was gonna say those locals didn't look terribly fussed by the styrofoam avalanche, but okay sure why not we got monster right out of the gate!

#monsterdon

Starting with the monster. I like it.

Nice change of pace

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

I love miniatures! 😁 #Monsterdon

little early for the over-the-shoulder explosion scene my dude

#monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

#Monsterdon 👽️👾👦🧚‍♀️🥊🫣 😱

Excellent! We are in kaiju territory already!!

Yes, because avalanches always make laser noises.

#Monsterdon #XarkorrTheInvader1996

#Monsterdon 👽👾👦🧚‍♀️🥊🫣 😱

Hooray!!

2 minutes to monster, a new record? #monsterdon

So if the mountain was hollow, would it have rang like a bell when you hit it like the moon does? #ConspiracyTheoriesAreReal #Monsterdon

Okay, that seems bad

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon well so far this looks like a job for international rescu...oh wait no they don't do Kaiju

Time is a flat circle, ie. I'm using tubi for #monsterdon tonight

We really need to bring back miniature towns for destruction.
#Monsterdon

This is a pretty good score for a #monsterdon movie

#monsterdon
#Zarkorr!TheInvader

Zarkorr is screaming because it burns.

#Monsterdon

🦖MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ CATACLYSMIC TRIVIA 🌏🔥

👂Listen for Zarkorr's roar
It was taken from the Tyrannosaurus-rex of Jurassic Park.

#Monsterdon

Avalanche!

And, we have Kaiju. Well, they know what the audience wants.

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader1996

Can't be an Avalanche. There's no sign of Rock Hudson.

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

Explosalanche!

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

#Monsterdon I aways assumed all movies with a ! In the name were musicals

@socketwench The children have to learn about TekWar typography some day.

#Monsterdon

Run! Papier marche! #Monsterdon

Avalanche!

a single, lone rock launches itself off the mountain in solidarity.

#monsterdon #karkorr1996