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oh no the writing is going to be so, so bad. #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

The Aurora model Valley

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

Lets see what #Monsterdon is up to tonight.

'K BRT - ernie, repeatedly

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OMG this is either some kink shit or someone's Attack On Titan fantasy

#Monsterdon
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#monsterdon he's not only average, he's whiny about it

This guy couldn't handle a corgi. #Monsterdon

She teaches philosophy and how to compute a median in one go. Kind of intense to hang out with. Still, she has good taste in boots.

#Monsterdon

"Oh! Oh stan! Oh shit I'm supposed to act now!"

#monsterdon

they could afford the insert but not to sync a tube to a camera?

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I like that the cartoon network didn't disrupt the cartoons #Monsterdon

that answers *how* they picked him, but not really the *why*

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Well, we get the monster before we get any plot at all.

I guess it's going to be that kind of film!

Oh, go ahead and blame Adult Swim. #Monsterdon

"The animal of unknown species ..."

Kaiju. Kaiju will do.

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#monsterdon Mr. Bell Curve. Can't be THAT advanced a civilization if they chose that way.

@strangefour Eh it's understandable

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#monsterdon so when does James Bond come in wearing a red Leeloo Dallas tape singlet?

"Stan, Elizabeth, I'm standing in the middle of Main Street, standing assertively on a big rock. Does my body posture move you, Stan? How about you, Elizabeth?"

#monsterdon

You should dump her in your orange juice, dude.

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Hey don't diss the Cartoon Network. #Monsterdon

Imagine being you're told you're the world's most average person. That's such a burn.

#Monsterdon

Nice contrast between the fat cartoon elephant the svelte postal worker.
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Ooops!

#Monsterdon

We chose you because you're so average #Monsterdon

#monsterdon 'you are literally the world's most mediocre man'

@jivens I do appreciate that this movie answers all the questions at the beginning

#Monsterdon

and by dead in the center, we mean you're in the center and you are dead.

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You know she's legit because she knows all the office gossip #Monsterdon

This is still all stuff you can hallucinate on mushrooms too

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#Monsterdon 👽👾👦🧚‍♀️🥊🫣 😱

To be clear, he's the *median* defender, not the *average* defender

The hero denies the call #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon ok i’m into this purely rational universe

Why is he asking questions about heaven and girls when an alien intelligence visits him?
#Monsterdon #Zarkorr

Okay this is actually pretty funny.

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"You're dead in the center."

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Laying in bed, listening to S following the #monsterdon scroll: “all of these people are going to be so disappointed.”

I don’t think so, trashy teen mall rat. Why there must be at least twenty, no, thirty people worked on this fine piece of direct to video filmmaking.

Have fun. I am le tired. 💤

"Your god isn't real lol"

Thanks advanced aliens

#Monsterdon

"Is there life after death?" "No." OK, that is a good bit. No notes.

#Monsterdon

Listen buddy I just work here, you wanna save the world or what? #monsterdon

Oh I like this hologram

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Dude! Movie! That's a heck of a let down. After all this existential dread sets in, I hope there will be more stomping.

#Monsterdon

"quanto crystallization"

I have no idea what this is supposed to mean.

#Monsterdon

Very Marcia Brady, really. #Monsterdon

7 KBRT, anchored by Colin Mochrie???

#monsterdon

Consult Existentialist Mall Tramp, for she is wise.

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Neat, a nihilist tiny mall tramp #Monsterdon

It’s weird that she has tiny big boobs, right?

#Monsterdon

Get tomorrow's lottery numbers!

#monsterdon
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Damn that Georgie Winston!

#Monsterdon

Ooh, with that long neck and those sensual horns she can get any kaiju she wants.

#Monsterdon
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Well, at least they call themselves out over this “artistic” choice. #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader1996

If this guy’s familiar and unthreatening is a “teenage mall tramp,” then we have some problems.

#Monsterdon

42, you silly. #Monsterdon

Teenage Mall Tramp hahahaaaaa #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👽️👾👦🧚‍♀️🥊🫣 😱

Is there life after death?

Nope.

Man this mall tramp is a serious downer. #monsterdon

"How often does your target just refuse to believe you and die to the invader?"
"About 98% of the time, why?"

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42!

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Man, I hate it when women in Nickelodeon after-school fashions get broadcast into my brain

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Oh he had those mushrooms that make you see tiny people giving plot points. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Define advanced civilization.

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1. IRL, Tommy would be terrified of this girl
2. Midriff-baring top && go-go boots?

Probably not the best choice for "familiar and unthreatening"

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#monsterdon He's TERRIFIED of mall tramps.

@JoeWynne

Is it still a "Chex" if it's singular?

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Cut rate Charlie Sheen is doing a great job hiding the lens split. Less so on the acting. That's fine. Can't have everything. #monsterdon

"Why you? Because you're malleable"
#Monsterdon

The giant table props for the tiny girl are good... but to what end? Why? Who picked that as a good use of the budget?
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This is the tenth guy they've tried this with isn't it #monsterdon

The kaiju with a tiny feminine herald legally distinct from the Mothra fairies!

#Monsterdon

🤣 "mall tramp"

#monsterdon

And the intelligent specifies put her in an extremely short skirt, crop top, boots, and a child-like voice? Extremely advanced? #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader1996

This is a Full Moon movie? We have much Charlie Band schlock in our library. Now I understand what we are in for. #Monsterdon

"I *and* my civilization will be destroyed?" Why is this personal? Wouldn't it be enough to destroy the civilization & assume he's part of it. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Oh, I read this too quickly.

"WtF! Do you know how long it took to build those models? Don't even think about asking for a second shoot."

#Monsterdon

If she is just a projection why is she tiny?
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as a former delusional postal worker can confirm talking to Little People often is accurate #Monsterdon

If she's just a projection, why didn't they project her bigger?

#monsterdon

At least there's no story to get in the way of the plot. #Monsterdon

And dry Shreddies too, apparently.

Tommy's selection makes even less sense than that kid who beat video games in The Last Starfighter

#monsterdon

We couldn't afford two fae sisters, like Mothra, so we just have one tiny alien. Ah, "tiny teenage mall tramp."

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This #Monsterdon even has a Smol Lady AMAZING

Listen carefully to the Smol Lady dude

Is she dressed like that because his pervy mind expected it?

#Monsterdon
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Her spoon is too big.

Her spoon.....is tooo big.

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#monsterdon Did they choose this guy through...lottery? Or what?

Oh and we have the tiny space hologram already

I like this movie getting straight to the point

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Tommy's been eating mushrooms that don't come from the store again.

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"Average" postal worker my ass..

#Tommy, helloo!” #Monsterdon

Yeah, how did this movie get a hold of these tiny people mushrooms before everyone else? Wow.

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#Monsterdon Stop nagging me tiny girlfriend!

Tommy, can you see me?
Tommy, can you hear me?

#Monsterdon

"Designed to look familiar and... a threat!"

OH yeah, Mallrats was a threat to all of humanity. Shame on you, Kevin Smith!

#monsterdon

I keep thinking of this fella as Not Emilio Estévez.

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a coalition of """intelligent""" species

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With those go-go boots, tiny hologram girl could pass for Debby Gibson.

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"I am a tiny hallucination projected directly into your brain to tell you you're now on tap to defend your entire planet. Have fun with that, Medicore White Boy!"

#monsterdon

Oh goodie, late 80s American Borrowers.

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