@xoagray

NYC at least in the 90s had cable channels for dozens of languages

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In my head canon, she’s Buffy the Zarkorr Slayer.

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No I'm in shock will forget everything you say #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

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Throws him a giant pencil..
Love it.

"... anthrax bombs ..."

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"Are you functional now? Can you listen to me?" If I had a dollar for every time #Monsterdon

Media not listening to a lady scientist, score one for accuracy here
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Was he functional *before*? #monsterdon

Alien hologram being rather patient if you ask me

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All this TV exposition, and I have "narration" on my bingo card. Smh. #monsterdon

We knew one asian guy. And let him improv. Hope he didn't swear.
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Oh, with the news montage, I forgot all about the tiny woman.

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She just debunked the existence of the movie's main threat. Guess he won? #Monsterdon

How are you moving the pencil if you're not there, child?
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Hmph, Robert Talbot certainly seems proud of himself.

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@faoluin That's exactly what that was.

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Why are the shadows on the wall behind the tiny mall tramp different in the long shots and the closeups?

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How is he randomly getting Japanese TV on his (probably) over the air antenna, in the 90's?

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s*w*ords

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#monsterdon Hoping to find a station that puts a better spin on it?

That Mailman Boy is learning about the monster attacks by flipping TV channels is, I think, a sign that this movie dropped right before the Internet became a thing.

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#monsterdon So ... you think there's a reason the advanced aliens chose an average person, even though they know half of humanity would be a better choice?

I wonder which news anchor he will hook up with

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Back to Tiny Tina

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Station K Vagina #Monsterdon

"Fuck off, nerd"

Thanks American media

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Ummm excuse me, you’re measure just to the head? Everyone knows you measure all the way to the tip. #monsterdon

And the news anchor shuts down the nerd hard

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Have you noticed they all have the same level of ECHO?! #Monsterdon #zarkorrtheinvader

How much more mocky news we have to watch in this movie? I'm hoping there's something more...
But I can be wrong
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@troublewithwords We’re here for you. We understand. #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader1996

CryptoZoologists study monsters generated in data centers, right?

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"WRPT" is the sound I made when that news anchor failed to react to seeing the monster.

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So it couldn't possibly be a species unknown to science huh

you sure about that?

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Mount Ararat #Monsterdon

THRILLING. TELEVISION- WATCHING. ACTION! #monsterdon

#monsterdon "Debbie Dalverston", somebody tried to improv a name and failed

He changed the channel as they were showing tape of the monster. WTF you perfectly average dip-shit!

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That reaction was so ... flat. That actress must be on Prozac - a lot of it. #Monsterdon #zarkorrtheinvader

@apLundell i love giant props!

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🦖MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ CATACLYSMIC TRIVIA 🌏🔥

Tonight's feature is known as Hollywood's first kaiju movie.
Such as it is.

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Human-like arm because it's a person in a suit. If you lampshade it, nobody will notice. #monsterdon

so he gets a mix of K- and W- callsigns, so does this mean he's in the middle of the country?

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He has a TV Old enough that he changed the channels on a physical dial but he gets foreign language reporting? #Monsterdon

@moira she's highly valued #monsterdon

We don't believe it's a dinosaur. We believe it to be a giant man in a giant rubber kaju suit.

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It sounds like they're stuck inside the TV

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Let's get Zarkorr! to fight Trogdor.

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Is a cryptozoologist anyway connected to NFTs?

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Behold, hot science lady

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Funny when I told my school advisor I wanted to be a crypto zoologist they said "no"
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#monsterdon Good use of giant props.

She has too much credibility to be a cryptozoologist.

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Inquiring minds want to know if the USPS authorized the use of their logo. I wouldn’t want to be associated with this and we’re only 11 minutes in. #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader1996

So is this just a ManBearPig Kaiju? #monsterdon … or are we just talking Skuzzlebutt here with the Patrick Duffy leg?

Was this movie someone’s university project?

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Unknown animal expert

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"I know it's being described as a dinosaur by the LAMESTREAM media", says OANN Lady

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WRPT

Warpt

Warped

Is that a poke at the state of the news even back in the 90's?

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How can you study unknown animal life?

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Oh no, a crypto expert on tv.
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The actors have all the emotional investment of someone finding out that that meeting they didn't want to go to was canceled.

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So whenever a character dies, we know for certain that their existence in the movie's universe just ends. Forever separated from their loved ones. Got it.

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"KVGA 13: we're better than KEGA 12."

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Both of the anchors looks like they’re trying not to laugh at Stan, who just got stomped on, apparently.

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Now back to Marty, in his full body cast.

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@apLundell So did the casting people.

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I wonder if the little lady would like to be carried around in his pocket

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Yeah, something is wrong. This movie
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wonderful! too bad stan.

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Charles Band can hide behind a fake name all he wants but his dad and brother gave the game away.

“A Michael Talbot production
Music composed by Richard Band
Executive producer Albert Band”

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Put the cartoon channel back on

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"We can't show you the monster destroying buildings of course, due to an extreme lack of budget" #monsterdon

SCIENTIST IGNORED
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They ordered an evacuation ... and e/o left? No way #Monsterdon

And thanks to our 6" tall friend, we know that Marty hasn't gone anywhere. He's just gone forever.

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this is the true analogue horror

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Zarkorr! a single destructive animal on a rampage.
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After Armageddon all that will be left for the few survivors will be Waffle Houses and the Cartoon Network #Monsterdon

Step on him. Do it!

#rootingForTheKaiju!
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I joke, but I'm going to need all your help to get through this one. #monsterdon

The writers have heard of NJ.

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See ya later, newsman.

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I wonder if this guy sued the makers of the US Godzilla film for infringement on his plot

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Rock spreading

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REPORTER STEPPED ON ON CAMERA, NICE

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That's because your in a parking lot in Poughkeepsie, sir.

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tv station logo looks like CN Rail

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She said "Oh Stan" with all the horror of someone who was secretly rooting for Stan to die. #Monsterdon

Are virtual ghosts generated with AI?

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I hope I'm not expected to remember any of these names. #Monsterdon

Aurora Snorealis

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@lysdexic Now I'm just having flashbacks to how Cartoon Network kept airing their regular schedule very intentionally on 9/11. 😬

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That TV green screening is bugging me #monsterdon

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Will this average postal worker get frozen and meet President Hector "Macho" Camacho?

Um, sure, prehistoric, sure
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No, no crypto!
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Viewers that just tuned in, like us?


oh no the writing is going to be so, so bad. #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

The Aurora model Valley

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