It's only a model. #Monsterdon

The mountain is spitting up. #Monsterdon

Oh, sure, avalanche risk from lasers, that's a thing. #Monsterdon

You know it's a gonna be a really good movie when the credits are slow and only text with no visuals to break it up or to lay the text over. Right?
#Monsterdon #Zarkorr

#Monsterdon One of California "well maintained dams"?

yessss miniatures

#monsterdon

Wait don’t avalanches involve snow? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👽👾👦🧚‍♀️🥊🫣 😱

it's a terror in tiny town!

It’d be great if the avalanche was the end of the movie. Sadly… not.

#Monsterdon

🦖MONSTERDON 🎞️

A big Extraterrestrial Welcome to Monsterdon participants and lurkers! Let us know if you are new to Monsterdon.

#Monsterdon

RE: https://beige.party/@jivens/116830642789275143

Owwwww! In a few minutes... My timeline will be filled with the most amazing, weird, beautiful, funny, and silly toots again!
According to @jivens... It's almost time for #Monsterdon again! :blobcatscared:
I don't follow it myself, but I don't block the #️⃣ tag because I always enjoy the weirdness on Sunday to Monday night. :ablobcatpopcorn:
Have a good time to all that watch and Toot!

#Monsterdon, here we go!

Already the opening theme is really trying to push the hype. #Monsterdon

ROCKETSHOOOOT You'll always be / home sweet hoo-oome to meeeee

#monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

Already blowing things up. This is promising.
#Monsterdon

These guys look like rednecks.

And they sound like it too.

I guess if the Spitoon fits... #Monsterdon

tv-quality title sequence. check.

#monsterdon

Benjamin Karr, I hope you've written us a great script.

#Monsterdon

We've got some real sub-Brad Feidel on the soundtrack here

#Monsterdon

Markexander Hamilton 🎶

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👽👾👦🧚‍♀️🥊🫣 😱

i am impatient for the kaiju already

Charles Band?! Oh yeah, this is gonna suck. #Monsterdon

Ooh, DS9 fonts. Also very 1990s. #Monsterdon

Wow, this might be the most boring movie opening I've ever seen. White credits on a black background in all caps in an ugly font.

#Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie Doesn’t it, though?

#Monsterdon

This movie sounds sooo generic
#Monsterdon
#zarkorr1996

So is the exclamation point like a diacritic or something? Are we supposed to click our tongue after saying "Zarkorr"?

#monsterdon #zarkorr

anybody recognize the credits font? it feels similar to one of Star Trek's…

#monsterdon

...except the mountainside loks like... a 3" concrete slba

#monsterdon

band as in band from making more movies

#monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

*in the Parkour voice* Zarkorr! #monsterdon #zarkorr

It's Sunday Night so around here that means #Monsterdon :ablobcatrave:

Tonight we are about to be invaded by ZARKORR! A monster so evil it has TWO Rs IN A ROW

Follow the hashtag to see if we survive, or filteRR it if evil space monsteRRs aRR too much for you

Oh it's been edited, that's a relief #Monsterdon

Made it just in time for #Monsterdon  

oh no! the credits have fallen off of the mountainside!

#monsterdon

Edited? You have this intro and you call this edited?

#monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

What a cast.... #monsterdon

Monster Island. I see what you did there, cute. Not really more like annoying. #Monsterdon

Monster Island Entertainment? So they settled down and founded a film company after the events of "Destroy All Monsters"?

#Monsterdon

RE: https://piefed.social/c/bmoviebonanza/p/2162678/zarkorr-the-invader-1996-mastodon-watch-party-this-sunday-evening

Representing Lemmy/Piefed, Mastodon's fediverse siblings, for #monsterdon !

https://lemmy.world/post/48626016

none of these names seem real

#monsterdon

Whatever this move is, it's TYPESET IN THE FUTURE

#Monsterdon

Absolutely loved the trailer!!! I have high hopes tonight. #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader1996

Invader Zimkorr #Monsterdon

Oh we’re getting RIGHT into it with the bad Robocop intro and immediate title! #monsterdon

The title music belies the quality of the movie.

#Monsterdon

Everybody get ready for the worst kaiju movie I have ever seen. And swore to never watch again. But this time I have alcohol and get to watch the rest of you suffer.
#Monsterdon #Zarkorr

I will be joining #Monsterdon at my secondary account @Canageek@tabletop.social as it gets updates much faster

Zarkorr! The Invader (1996) #monsterdon now playing on https://miru.miyaku.media :miyaku:

#monsterdonalert #monsterdon

GO GO GO GO!!!!

Will there be six nuns tonight? It's time to get INVADED. Go! Go! Go!

White sans-serif titles on a black background. No expense was spared!

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader1996

Everyone loves a beautiful cryptozoologist.

#Monsterdon

THIS IS A MOVIE ABOUT FELT

FELT WHAT'S GOT ISSUES

ISSUES

WITH MEGALOMANIA

...

FOUR

THREE

TWO

ONE

WE GOT BULLSHIT KAIJU SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGN!!!

#monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

Okay, US Postal Worker thinking a magical girl has told him to save Earth from a Kaiju is pretty 1990s. #Monsterdon