#monsterdon okay honestly, I don't hate the Kaiju sequences in this thing, all it needs is like one more light bulb somewhere

"What about The Sphere" no that was a different terrible '90s movie #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader
#ZarkorrTheInvader1996

PUSH THE BUTTON, ZARKORR

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"Is your mother seeing anyone? Is it serious? Standard questions, you understand." #Monsterdon

"You did it Tommy! You saved the world!"

"And you were there, and Aunty Em, and you too!"

#monsterdon

That green screen looks right out of a Krofft Saturday Morning show. #monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

Postal Worker vs. Zarkorr! Zarkorr showing postal worker what going postal really is.

#Monsterdon

Hot wheels don’t crush that well on camera!
#monsterdon

@Louisa I couldn't tell if she was actually doing that or if it was just a weird shadow in the car, but it definitely looked terrible either way

#monsterdon

I've gone away and now they are Men In Black? #Monsterdon

Oh that was like a whole minute of Zarkorr. Let's say 4 minutes 40 seconds of Zarkorr.
#Monsterdon #Zarkorr

Oh, great fx indeed.
#monsterdon
#zarkorr1996

Is Zarkorr destroying the "Newark" set they did the fly through of at the start? #monsterdon

Let me guess: the "State Department" people are just another group that the aliens told were chosen to defeat Zarkorr

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

We meet at last, Zarkorr!!! #Monsterdon

6 minutes!

#Monsterdon

Zarkorr the well justified cleanses the planet of its stilted and hackneyed characters.

#Monsterdon #TeamZarkorr

Alright enough of that monster shit, time for some REAL action! #monsterdon

#monsterdon Imagine the infrastructure bill they'll have to pass to fix all of this later.

@crowbriarhexe 6 minutes?! yeesh, things must be getting dire over at Tubi :(

#Monsterdon

I hope that's the last I see of the weird guy. For the rest of my life. #Monsterdon

(i should go get my dinner before it gets cold, but the monster scenes are the only ones worth watching, really.)

#monsterdon #karkorr1996

ZARKORR I LOVE YOU! I wanna write fanfic about you being in a good movie.
#Monsterdon #Zarkorr

#monsterdon I refuse to believe young people are doing the dark lip liner/pale lipstick combo again like our cryptozoologist here

That one should stay dead

If there were little tiny people living in those model buildings that would have been horrifying #Monsterdon

@neia awww nuts! --dad #monsterdon

look at least we aren't getting day-for-night!

#monsterdon

Why is the prehistoric expert Stephanie so hot?

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

What the helll is I.O.O.F ??
#monsterdon

i like that you can see the stage lighting in the kaiju scene

[headdesk]

#monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

@Keab42 At this point, are we sure that Zarkorr *isn't* footage from a different movie they've spliced in? #monsterdon

he rampage

#monsterdon

@raederle Maybe if some of them didn't have huge trucks.... #monsterdon

@klu9

Is it even the worst film you've seen this weekend with an exclamation mark in the title? :D

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr

#Zarkorr has laser beams! ​:godzilla:​ #GoZarkorr
#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

We're 7 minutes from roll credits. They gonna fight the monster ever? #monsterdon

Meanwhile, over on the miniatures sound stage...

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader1996

i oof. yup, that's definitely my reaction to this movie.

#monsterdon #karkorr1996

these guys really liked to see someone dressed like a generic godzilla steping on some toys.
#monsterdon
#zarkorr1996

RIP to the OOF building
#Monsterdon #Zarkorr

Let's try pointing our guns at them. That seems to work and has no consequences whatsoever.

#Monsterdon #TeamZarkorr

ZARKORR SMASH 🎉

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

please step out

sir

step out

joe jackson wants a word, sir

#monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

Why does the postal worker look like he's melting into the passenger seat?
#Monsterdon #Zarkorr

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

the plate is impermiable and it's gonna reflect the lazer eyes right?

#monsterdon

I forgot what the aliens test was. Was it fetch quests?

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

I feel like this story hasn’t really storied enough, you know?

#Monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai Franken-kaiju hopefully?

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

@amyfou It really is.

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader 🦖

"That's a district of Columbia!"

Are ... there more? #Monsterdon

@kshernandez it's a good strategy!

#Monsterdon 👽👾👦🧚‍♀️🥊🫣 😱

Sheriff succumbing to peer pressure #Monsterdon

The I.O.O.F. building! Stomp, stomp, stomp. Styrofoam highway bridge. Stomp, stomp, stomp.

Zarkorr is having the most fun of anyone in this movie.

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader1996

@amyfou slathered in cocoa butter every night. lol

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader 🦖

@bstacey a humble proposal

#Monsterdon

ACAB

#monsterdon

The motto of the Trump administration. #Monsterdon

Gonna need a bigger belt.

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

George, it won’t fit! #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader1996

what a lovely nonsense speech I hear

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

two random white guys yelling "now hold on" at each other and then debating patriotism. well, some things never change, anyway.

#monsterdon #karkorr1996

Gor-Gor was more animated.

#monsterdon #zarkorr

The most acting we've seen yet in this movie
Fuck, why does the cop character have to carry the cast?
#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

"george! it won't fit!"

... too easy

#monsterdon

Gourd damned QUESTION ASKER!? :blobcatglare:

#Monsterdon

"Have you ever heard of National Security??" sure didn't they open for The Postal Service #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader
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“Are you some sort of god damned question asker?”

I hope he's ad-libbing these lines because they’re so much better than the rest of the script.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👽👾👦🧚‍♀️🥊🫣 😱

Zarkorr! has cute knees

#Monsterdon

Seems like the guy asking other if they are "question askers" is a question asker.

That is the face of a man that has decided he's going to get Zarkorr to eat the little UFO by sitting on it like it's a snack cracker.

#Monsterdon #XarkorrTheInvader1996

@Taweret Betcha she's taking wagers on whether they all die or not.

We know they won't. Someone has to end this film... somehow.

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader 🦖

@cantwearhats The alien prolly likes that?! #monsterdon

We have laser effects in post! We don't need depth of field!

#monsterdon

@jeffron Exactly! #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader1996

Sigh. An ad on Tubi. This really harshes the vibe. The ads have actors, with expressions, and emotions. And they're ... acting. I'm not here for that. I'm here for #monsterdon

#monsterdon

So, I guess this is supposed to be a parody of a monster movie?

Bold move to make a parody with no comedy in it.

#monsterdon The writer may have been the real median human all along.

The monster and miniature work are so good. They're too good for the rest of this movie. #monsterdon

Do you has what it takes to join the Homestarmy? Will you bring a sack lunch and some orange slices for me and serve your country? Will you, stupid?!

Ten-hut! Draft dodger, eh? We'll see if those trees you're always hugging save you when Gordon Lightfoot's creeping round your back stair.

#monsterdon #zarkorrtheinvader1996 #homestarrunner

The cop is Fast Talking a crowd #Monsterdon

@jadebees unlike us watching.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon He's going to insert it... hurr hurr hurr…

A metal disk falls from the sky: “That ain’t natural!”
#monsterdon

Sure looks like they found a giant button.

#monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

"Let me see your doctoring credentials!"

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader1996

Now all we have to do is find the giant oujia board it goes with #monsterdon

Good thing that thing from space that crashed through a ceiling is light enough for two guys to easily haul out of there. #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

#monsterdon Have you tried to open it? Sorry, did you just tell me about that in detail? I wasn't listening

That's a very light alien... thingy

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

Wee don't need no stinking credentials!
#Monsterdon

he means he's gonna let the monster eat him and the giant alien sleeping pill

#monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

It's a novelty plectrum for space ouija #Monsterdon

It's a pool cover. #Monsterdon

Did they cast the postal worker for how much a black suit makes him resemble a knock-off Mulder?

#monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

@Taweret your prayers are answered!

#monsterdon

Is he bluffing his way out of trouble, or rallying the team at halftime? #monsterdon

Awww. He’s wearing a diamond ring. Is everyone invited to the wedding?

#Monsterdon

"Have you tried turning the giant bolt on the top?"

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

We’ve done everything humanly possible to try to penetrate this. #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader1996

Suddenly it's Full Metal Jacket?
#monsterdon