Suddenly it's Full Metal Jacket?
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this is the tiny alien buffy's spaceship ain't it

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I.O.O.F.

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"I did find something interesting" least believable line in the movie, which is saying a lot #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader
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I wonder what the monster is doing. #Monsterdon

@Anima

That movie did have a nuke in Arizona, which would certainly be a good thing now.

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#Zarkorr1996

Opaque -> look like windows

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"I'd like to see some credentials!"

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr

Opaque windows!

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When you find out it isn't a diamond ring
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I AM GUNNERY SERGEANT HARTMAN… we’re just riffing everything at this point aren’t we. #monsterdon

"George, it won't fit!"

OK watch party, have at it.

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"what are you, some sort of god-damned question asker?" #monsterdon

Evil vs. Evil here really

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Well if rubbing your fist against it didn't work then it MUST be alien! #monsterdon

He's gone full sov cit on them.

#Monsterdon #TeamZarkorr

"just sorta sits around"

like the makers of this movie, before during and after the making of this movie.

#monsterdon #karkorr1996

#monsterdon "Doctor we've done EVERYTHING humanly possibly to penetrate this thing"

/cuts to hillbilly in overalls and red long underwear shirt humping the UFO, cut to Buck Owens saying the town name followed by "SAAAALLLUTE"

#monsterdon This movie is Andromeda Straining my suspension of disbelief, to put it mildly.

If I could change one thing about this movie, I'd replace the "cybernaut" character. Melvin from WarGames was a joke 13 years earlier, fergoddsake. Make the hacker a suave whiskey-sipper who's living their best life and playing jazz LP's as they declare "I'm in"

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Lots of gum under that table ...

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"Only I could solve this," says Median Man, trailing behind the State Department investigators by a solid eight hours and only making that much progress through absurd luck at finding skilled people.

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

Ah! A giant remote control for Zarkorr.

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Mohs scale of hardness for the win! #Monsterdon

@steggy She's no gem.

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Well, love can open it. Yes sir.

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@moira look, they got a 200W area flood to put in the ceiling fixture! And it didn't even trip the breaker! #monsterdon

Time to show the fake FBI badges! #monsterdon

Slaps forehead ... they found Zarkorr's codpiece!

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This Geologist isn't the shiniest rock in the drawer

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"What are you, some kind of god damned.... question asker?!"

OK, that's it. That's the clip. I need that.

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Reuses stock footage of Zarkorr on tvs doesn't count towards Zarkorr screen time.
#Monsterdon #Zarkorr

i like the injection moulding seal on the top

ffs peoplen have you heard of sandpaper

#monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

It's well packaged, sure, but give it to a postal worker. He'll be able to break it!

#Monsterdon #TeamZarkorr

Hahahah, scratch test. You don't really do that after you are done with Geology 101.

#Monsterdon

You can't define an ellipse with only the two point at it's top and bottom, as you also need a way to define how wide it is as the maximum point.

In three dimensions you need nine measurements (XYZ for the centre, one of the poles and a point on the equator is an easy way). In two I think you'd need six numbers (or three points).

#Monsterdon #CrystallographyNerdTrivia

The macguffin. #Monsterdon

So, Quincy (Ben Ramsey) don’t shake hakes with the suits. I like.

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“This just ain’t natural” #Monsterdon

There's no way this person went to any kind of film school. Who sets up a shot like this. These 6 people are watching TV?

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Uh, I’ve got nothing other than they are trying to make a funny movie and failing miserably. #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader1996

Dr

Hi Dr

Hello Dr
Dr

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

I've been conditioned by previous movies to believe that nobody with an accent like that good ol boy would ever send for the government, sherriff or not.

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@diazona ½ of it is ·already· a radio-play…🤷

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Have never been so grateful to get an ad break during a movie 😆

#monsterdon #zarkorr #zarkorr1996

wait wait wait is that Monster Report anchor... I know him.
Oh, I'm probably thinking of Matthew McConaughey and that can't be right

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@strangefour@retro.pizza They're not. Superior beings don't volunteer for reality TV programs, so they make their amusement with the lesser species, mostly by sending kaiju around to murder-blend them.

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maybe Tommy has been abducted. Maybe they should check all his orifices for a #Zarkorr1996 homing device.
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Of all the things they could have chose to dress up as, they chose mysterious government agents

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

They jumped the Zarkorr in act 1, scene 1.

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Zarkorr is taking the 3:10 to Yuma

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Starting to think this "hacker" is just Tarantino as himself #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader
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Good news: We finally left that hacker
Bad news: Less likely Zakorr will eat him
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Before they left, they were like, “Suit up!”

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@aspeed oh, if only!

#Monsterdon #TeamZarkorr

What the hell, George?
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He can get into any system but can't swing military grade GPS? Points for what early access to GPS was like.

#monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

Did they cut some kind of expository scene? #Monsterdon

@strangefour Yeah what happened to the mall trash fairy??? #monsterdon

#monsterdon I want to kick the writer in the shins. I hope they got paid enough for this to keep more than condiments in their fridge but... :/

Yes all the lights you see are a clear sign of the whole town being gone

Towns are famously scared of lights

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

@wohali Noogies might not be enough, Zarkorr cannot be harmed by any noogies, atomic or otherwise. #Monsterdon

Zarkorr kills this computer guy, right? RIGHT?? please say yes
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I almost miss when this movie was one guy in his apartment arguing with a flightless fairy.
#Monsterdon #Zarkorr

yeah, get to work! if only so this l33t haxors dude can exit, persued by bear.

#monsterdon #karkorr1996

Oh an airplane commercial broke out for a second #monsterdon

Nuke Arthur from space, it’s the only way to be sure

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Finally, that was fucking painful.
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@Taweret what happened to good old silent movies with speech cards anyway

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We have smoking! Thank you, Chef!

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader1996

A scientist, a postal worker & a cop walk into a ghost town #Monsterdon

Doctor? Doctor? Doctor? Doctor? Doctor? Doctor? Doctor? Doctor? Doctor?

#monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

@CactuarJoe what about noogies?

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This whole scene needs to be shortened to like one minute tops. And it's like a third of the film!

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A cop, a mailman, and a crypto-zoologist walk into a bar

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Why did they all go for Men In Black suits? #monsterdon

Are you seriously explaining the travel arrangements?
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Can't believe I trimmed my fingernails for this livetoot.

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They're now being mistaken for a MIB team.

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader1996

Arthur: “I got a great deal for you on Priceline.com.”

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Here come the men in black... o/~

#Monsterdon #XarkorrTheInvader1996

How is an average earthling supposed to find any of these "clues"?
#Monsterdon #Zarkorr

from Phoenix? ugh, I hated that airport.

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@LingLass Isn't everyone's?

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Please step on Arthur the Cybernaut Zarkorr PLEASE #Monsterdon

With all that half-eaten food around, that keyboard must be nasty 🤢

#monsterdon #zarkorr #zarkorr1996

I want them to go to Arizona mostly because I want to be done with this hacker
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@Keab42 ...how much coffee has he had? #monsterdon

Please don’t bring Arthur

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

Tommy shoulda stayed on the cartoon channel.

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would you shut up arthur #monsterdon

so
much
padding

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Someone give him his medication!
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Insert stock shot of jet #monsterdon

Trouble with a capital Z and that stands for ZARKORR! #monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

Meanwhile, just off Exit 9 in Rahway...

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Why are they wearing suits?

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“Zarkor’s off-switch is in Arizona?” #Monsterdon

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I don't think rental cars get 'delivered' to Yuma.

Shopping montage? #monsterdon