New earworm just dropped

🎵Zarkorr! Zarkorr! 🎵

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I remember that scene! And that one!

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mini cher horowitz didn't even come back??
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Well that movie was not great. #Monsterdon

Bouncing the laser off a mirror is such a cheap resolution. Zarkorr deserved better

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@LingLass Oh. What? Me too! #Monsterdon

Thank Zirconium it's over.

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And that's how we got the worse president in USA history
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#monsterdon lmao the HUGE pause before Dr. What'shername starts talking, not gonna edit that out? Ok it's your movie

OH MY GOD DOES IT END WITH A SONG ABOUT WHAT JUST HAPPENED IN THE MOVIE

OH NO NOW I LOVE IT

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"How do you feel about that?"

About running for president?

No the being unconscious thing #Monsterdon

Hope those grass roots voters can cast their ballots by mail.

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Debbie Downerson is back.
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Ok, credits music is good. Better then any part of that movie.

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.....Ok, less good now that the signing has started.

@Louisa Zarkorr got one too many "Your package has shipped" LOL "We have received your shipping information but not the package"
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And what?

- fin #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

Okay so that was 5 minutes of Zarkorr footage MAYBE 6 minutes. For... NOTHING.
This movie blows. Remember you voted for this. We asked for this.
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not even an ocean :(

Thanks @Taweret !

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i'm not sure i have ever been so happy to see credits in my life. wow, what a slog.

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@strangefour you'll shoot yer eye out... with yer eye! #WrongMovie #monsterdon

@Louisa Wasn't he sent by the tiny aliens to attack the most average man on earth to judge humanity's fitness to exist? Or did my brain invent that?

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OMG. They got "Zarkorr!" in three part harmony into the closing credits song!

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What the actual, and I mean this literally, fuck?

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Ah, apparently the entire SFX budget went to the SIX sound editors. Makes sense when you've got a single track recording. #monsterdon

And they fucked off into the college rock station, good night

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Lotta pearl-necklace imagery in this film. Dr. Stephanie now sporting five strands.

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Someone needs to make a "Hardcore Zarkorr" fan edit with nothing but Zarkorr (and Micro Mall Tramp)

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no but srsly

wat

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ALL HAIL PRESIDENT ZARKORR #monsterdon

That's the first and only movie for both Rhys Pugh (Tommy) and Deprise Grossman /Stephanie). #monsterdon

It absolutely deserved a 4 minute making of.

It earned it.

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OMG!

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So the alien's test of worthiness is being able to traverse marginal distances for fetch quests and hold up a shield? #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

Wait, the alien hubcap was a mirror? I thought it was the "off switch", so that destroying it would make Zarkorr vanish

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The president part is a sequel setup, right?

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"J Fuzzbee Morse"? Really?

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WHAT A FUCKING HORRIBLE RESOLUTION!!!

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Debbie Downer? Really? #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader1996

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Dadgummit no huggings no bingo!

At least I also couldn't bingo with 'romance, interrupted' as that would have been too icky to even be worth it.

But thank you @cherizilla for providing us with bingo-portunities, and @JoeWynne for some mighty fine trivia, and of course to the great @Taweret for hosting. Most importantly, thanks to all you #Monsterdonians for making it fun!

Hope to see you all next week

This ending song is awesome, but it leaves me with one question.

Did this inspire the Trogdor song somehow subconsciously?

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OMG!

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Are we reusing eye laser shots now? Ya know getting Zarkorr to shoot his eye lasers at any mirror would have been cooler than finding some space frisbee halfway across the country from space to do it. Brains not random clue tracking.
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#monsterdon All of these people would be in a black government site for the rest of their miserable lives.

OMG!

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#monsterdon did I miss WHY Zarkorr has this specific mission to kill the postal worker

I notice that she got her pearl necklace back #Monsterdon

Somebody arrest him now. #Monsterdon

OMG!

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*sings* ZARKORR! Life is a meaningless chain of absurdities leading to the abyss. ZARKORR!

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OMG!

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wat

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ARE YOU SHITTING ME?

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... what

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Dude!!! It’s a mirror!!! I never get this right. #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader1996

OMG!

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I was gonna say it seems out of character, but the closing theme may actually be the best thing about the movie #monsterdon

sure

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I don't think deflecting eye beams is gonna be enough here. Unless it is?

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So much for the best actor in the film. At least we see a lot of Zarkorr behind the end credits ... and what a song!

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That was it? What a weak ending. #monsterdon

best end credits song #Monsterdon

Is this a Medusa monster? #Monsterdon

Ok, so postal dude has the errors little shield thing and is going to stand up to Zarkorr?! #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader1996

Thanks @Taweret & the gang!

Us average guys need Crisco

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Oh CRYPTOLOGIST well that's better than Crisco zoologist any day.

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Zarkorr has a song! YESSS! Let's rewatch the good scenes as we rock out to Zarkorr!

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Tommy looks catatomic right now 🥁 💥

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City of Townsville destroyed once again.
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And so they fucked off to the White House.

Thanks @Taweret for hosting!

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@paco ... roof joists
? #monsterdon

Zarkorr 5 minutes. Ooh composite shot. It's competent.
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Man, Zarkorr really hates miniatures.

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Wheeeeee! ✌🏼
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Step on him and end the movie.#Monsterdon

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Tommy's like a douchcey Captain America.

Did she say her name is Debbie Downer?

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He's calling out a kaiju #Monsterdon

Well! That was definitely...... a movie. #Monsterdon

“I was unconscious until a few minutes ago” is the perfect qualification.

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And Zarkor is fucked off into space with his own eye rays. Excellent. Perfect #monsterdon no notes

Man, any nerd who played Ocarina of Time could've seen that mirror shield tactic coming.

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If these kids hug I get a bingo pls let them have a tiny snuggle

#monsterdon Why do they never show the monster destroying a sub-division, or wading through the center of a middle school?

here comes the compositing

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Fook you, movie #Monsterdon

Tommy saved the earth! He's gonna be drowning in criscozoologist!

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Nooooo! Not Zarkorr!

Booooooo

Hey that was the same shot twice in a row! I saw that Zarkorr! #monsterdon

Ha ha, good ending punchline!

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Good thing he's got that unbesmirchable dingus in the boot of his car. #Monsterdon

Connect these scenes, folks! #Monsterdon

Zarkorr! NOOOOOO!

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Wait a fucking second, so they're using gunshot sound effects for the kaiju explosions, but phaser sounds for the cops guns. What the hell?

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I love this as examples of passed and failed fast talk/diplomacy rolls. Should edit those clips out to show new TTRPG players.

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Town's been evacuated has it? Why are there people still fleeing? #monsterdon

@paco 😆

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Could have done with one or two more monster noises rather than just using the same one 5 times in a row.
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Let's not forget, they thought it worth devoting people to set up a roadblock on this road into an evacuated town that clearly gets almost no traffic

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#monsterdon okay honestly, I don't hate the Kaiju sequences in this thing, all it needs is like one more light bulb somewhere