When your job involves "put the frog in the chamber" it's time to re-evaluate your life choices #Monsterdon #ThunderOfGiganticSerpent
movie just passed the Bechdel Test
"Johnny here's the Chianti" #Monsterdon #ThunderOfGiganticSerpent
that poor frog! #Monsterdon
Why is there an Australian flag?
#Monsterdon #ThunderOfGiganticSerpent
Anyway, great job as always team, that's another movie launched deservedly into space. Thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting, and see you again next week.
PhD MFer obviously didn't read the fine print of his funding grant.
#monsterdon - I've decided to try something (kinda serious, but I think it will be entertaining): All monsters will be asumed to be female unless clearly specified to be of a different gender.
Snake in a Bucket! Fun for the whole family! Get yours now! Ronco bucket snake!
Ah well. Fun premise. Cheerfully stereotyped characters. Mostly great miniatures. Glad there wasnβt a sequel. (There wasnβt, right?) Thanks @Taweret, @Cherizilla and @JoeWynne for a road trip #Monsterdon
Ah yes a good old Omni dub. From the people that brought us the aweful Transformers Headmasters dub and the cheaper Godzilla movie dubs.
#Monsterdon #ThunderofGiantSerpent
@mdhughes Oh yeah, we're gonna see more. And we are gonna have fun making fun of them. But we got two of the worst things Charles Band stuck the Full Moon name on then threw on Blockbuster shelves so far. (And Seedpeople which was okay, maybe even great for Full Moon).
#Monsterdon
Bitey McFangface #Monsterdon #ThunderOfGiganticSerpent
lol, that hideous doll moves....
Ooh coulda stuck the landing with "Nah, I'm just an average guy." #Monsterdon
Good film, fumbled the satire a few times, but that one almost approaches Blamire for a good genre sendup.
@moira weird it grabbed you insteadβ¦ ahhh I canβt tag them as Iβm not following π€£ apologies. But thanks to BOTH OF YOU for everything you do! #monsterdon
Wow. incredible so far. #monsterdon
love it, dubbed white people...beautiful work
at first I thought the main character was gonna shoot himself so he wouldn't have to be in this film.
Ok, that music intro was better but I can picture Jennifer Beals doing her Flashdance routine to that tune.
#Monsterdon #ThunderOfGiganticSerpent
Starter pistol training #Monsterdon #ThunderOfGiganticSerpent
@diazona it does, I was confused by the title bar saying this was zarkor but this is already a better movie. The guns actually fire, for one thing.
He's hitting multiple cans w/ a shot #Monsterdon
That movie was terrible, however I will definitely have ZARKORRRR stuck in my head for the rest of the week #monsterdon
I cast snakes to water #Monsterdon
Uh-oh, Godfrey Ho also directed "Robo Vampire".
@Linzington Gonna have to save that for my playlist of Songs From The Ending Credits of a Movie That Are About What Happened In the Movie.
I really appreciate how #Monsterdon has taught be the difference between "good" and "entertaining"
#Monsterdon π½οΈπΎπ¦π§ββοΈπ₯π«£ π±
Zarkorrrr... Zarkorrr..
Well, @Taweret and company have made us watch another potential Oscar winner.
Honestly, though, this was nowhere near the worst movie we've seen.
Although I couldn't help thinking of Idiocracy through the whole thing.
@diazona what's next? #monsterdon
It's on soundcloud https://soundcloud.com/fuzzbee-1/zarkorr-aif #monsterdon
@combatwombat
Kinda sorry #DepriseGrossman isn't in anything else. She's pretty! π
if you liked that they also made this! Kraa! The Sea Monster
So that garbage can lid/diaphram was the solution. Thatβs it? Oh for Peteβs sake. #Monsterdon
@ramsey yeah I wouldn't want to admit I was involved with this either #monsterdon
@cherizilla Itβs somewhat reminiscent of Trogdor! Burninating the peasants! Burninating the peoples! TROGDOR!!!
Needed more Zarkorr
Thanks as always @Taweret for hosting and everyone for posting! On to the double feature which looks amazing and probably better
hashtag mutual aid intermission #Monsterdon
@paco That makes a ton of sense. Did not think of that. #monsterdon
@trixter ZARKORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Lex Nakashima *and* Tom Rainone were on the effects crew ... I think that helps explain why Zarkorr is so much above the rest of the movie :)
Zarkorr the Zarkorrian #Monsterdon
Hey, things happened, we got a monster and an excellent theme song. Not too bad for #monsterdon. Thanks @Taweret for hosting and @ryan for the stream :)
Now on to Thunder of Gigantic Serpent on https://miru.miyaku.media/ π π
@klu9 And then put the closing credits song over it. That would be awesome.
@cherizilla correct!
#Monsterdon π½πΎπ¦π§ββοΈπ₯π«£ π±
Well, this movie was terrible. At least I now know to go watch some more Ultraman. #Monsterdon
Not even a stinger or a hook for a sequel. I think this film was ashamed of itself. #monsterdon
These feel like very slow credits, almost as if they are trying to waste time...
#monsterdon
#monsterdon The closing credit music is fabulous! πΈ
Alright well, there's that.
#Monsterdon
Who suggested that this was a #Zarkor r mini-model destruction demo reel that got a plotline tacked onto it? I think they were right.
#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader
Oh. Of course, they paid money for a killer theme song.
This movie wasn't morally-reprehensible bad, or nothing-happens bad. It was just... bland and annoying.
#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader
Okay Zarkorr gets a theme song. That alos is worth one star. But that only bumps the movie up to 1 & 1/2 stars out of 5.
#Monsterdon #Zarkorr
I remember that scene! And that one!
mini cher horowitz didn't even come back??
#monsterdon
Well that movie was not great. #Monsterdon
Bouncing the laser off a mirror is such a cheap resolution. Zarkorr deserved better
@LingLass Oh. What? Me too! #Monsterdon
Thank Zirconium it's over.
And that's how we got the worse president in USA history
#monsterdon
#monsterdon lmao the HUGE pause before Dr. What'shername starts talking, not gonna edit that out? Ok it's your movie
OH MY GOD DOES IT END WITH A SONG ABOUT WHAT JUST HAPPENED IN THE MOVIE
OH NO NOW I LOVE IT
Hope those grass roots voters can cast their ballots by mail.
Debbie Downerson is back.
#monsterdon
Ok, credits music is good. Better then any part of that movie.
.....Ok, less good now that the signing has started.
@Louisa Zarkorr got one too many "Your package has shipped" LOL "We have received your shipping information but not the package"
#monsterdon
And what?
- fin #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader
Okay so that was 5 minutes of Zarkorr footage MAYBE 6 minutes. For... NOTHING.
This movie blows. Remember you voted for this. We asked for this.
#Monsterdon #Zarkorr
i'm not sure i have ever been so happy to see credits in my life. wow, what a slog.
@strangefour you'll shoot yer eye out... with yer eye! #WrongMovie #monsterdon
@Louisa Wasn't he sent by the tiny aliens to attack the most average man on earth to judge humanity's fitness to exist? Or did my brain invent that?
OMG. They got "Zarkorr!" in three part harmony into the closing credits song!
What the actual, and I mean this literally, fuck?
Ah, apparently the entire SFX budget went to the SIX sound editors. Makes sense when you've got a single track recording. #monsterdon
And they fucked off into the college rock station, good night
Lotta pearl-necklace imagery in this film. Dr. Stephanie now sporting five strands.
Someone needs to make a "Hardcore Zarkorr" fan edit with nothing but Zarkorr (and Micro Mall Tramp)
ALL HAIL PRESIDENT ZARKORR #monsterdon
That's the first and only movie for both Rhys Pugh (Tommy) and Deprise Grossman /Stephanie). #monsterdon
OMG!
So the alien's test of worthiness is being able to traverse marginal distances for fetch quests and hold up a shield? #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader
Wait, the alien hubcap was a mirror? I thought it was the "off switch", so that destroying it would make Zarkorr vanish
"J Fuzzbee Morse"? Really?
The president part is a sequel setup, right?
WHAT A FUCKING HORRIBLE RESOLUTION!!!
Debbie Downer? Really? #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader1996
#Monsterdon π½πΎπ¦π§ββοΈπ₯π«£ π±
Dadgummit no huggings no bingo!
At least I also couldn't bingo with 'romance, interrupted' as that would have been too icky to even be worth it.
But thank you @cherizilla for providing us with bingo-portunities, and @JoeWynne for some mighty fine trivia, and of course to the great @Taweret for hosting. Most importantly, thanks to all you #Monsterdonians for making it fun!
Hope to see you all next week
This ending song is awesome, but it leaves me with one question.
Did this inspire the Trogdor song somehow subconsciously?
OMG!
Are we reusing eye laser shots now? Ya know getting Zarkorr to shoot his eye lasers at any mirror would have been cooler than finding some space frisbee halfway across the country from space to do it. Brains not random clue tracking.
#Monsterdon #Zarkorr
#monsterdon All of these people would be in a black government site for the rest of their miserable lives.