wait, aren't they supposed to take their hats off indoors?

#Monsterdon #WrongInvader

Ted is smarter than the average bear #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleDeature #ThunderOfGiganticSerpent

"She'll confess later on" I've read what passes for the script #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleDeature #ThunderOfGiganticSerpent

pretend you got amnesia, Miss Lin!

#Monsterdon #WrongInvader

"You don't have to act" "I have no idea what you're talking about" yeah we can tell #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleDeature #ThunderOfGiganticSerpent

@cocaine_owlbear Honestly I would have bet on more than 50% being worse

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

Oh gawd #Monsterdon is covering a Pierre Kirby movie, the giant snake one

@ramsey the bad guy's gang came to the lab to try and get the formula #monsterdon

"I will NOT search your area, sir!!" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleDeature #ThunderOfGiganticSerpent

"Don't forget to turn every stone!"

#Monsterdon #WrongInvader

Fun fact, uzis aren't actually easy to use as firing prop weapons safely because they are an open bolt design. Some movie teams have actually converted them to semi-auto so they could be run safely.

What do you think they did here?

#monsterdon

I wonder what Muzzler's doing now.

#Monsterdon #WrongInvader

All machine gun wielding villains drive kei camper vans, that's just science! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleDeature #ThunderOfGiganticSerpent

I like they're doing the work to establish the snake as cool so we'll root for it as a kaiju.

#monsterdon

@maddy@thegayagenda.fans i love the 🥺
and i have a hacker progress pride on my meshtastic card 📻 #monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

Evil boss: "But this is adorable! I've been wasting my life!" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleDeature #ThunderOfGiganticSerpent

Please tell me there's a spinoff sitcom series where the girl and snake share a studio apartment and accidentally solve crimes #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleDeature #ThunderOfGiganticSerpent

"I bet you're hungry, aren't you? Remember that boy you just tripped?" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleDeature #ThunderOfGiganticSerpent

Again with the grass skis? Starting to feel like product placement. #monsterdon

"His name is Ted Fast" he's a high velocity stuffed bear #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleDeature #ThunderOfGiganticSerpent

The #Monsterdon movie tonight starred Ben “Killa" Ramsey as Quincy.

Yes. *That* Ben Ramsey. The guy who wrote the DragonBall Z movie.

#Monsterdon

America is going to beg him for help! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleDeature #ThunderOfGiganticSerpent

Giant snake: "This is for the bow!" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleDeature #ThunderOfGiganticSerpent

"Does this smell like ozone to you?"

#monsterdon #MiruMonsterdon

Hey, isn't that the snake from Conan? #monsterdon

Snek uses The Force

#Monsterdon #WrongInvader

"I believe they've informed you of my coming" oh no this guy looks like the male lead from Zarkkor! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleDeature #ThunderOfGiganticSerpent

I think I can see where the giant snake is coming from....

#Monsterdon

Remember, the Bechdel test isn't about good movies. This one passed for the same reason Alien did: the two women talked about the monster. #Monsterdon

"What a strange box! It appears to be a first generation iMac" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleDeature #ThunderOfGiganticSerpent

Car blows up spectacularly for no reason... and I'm not even mad.

Objectively, this movie ought to be easier to make fun of than Zarkorr! because this one seems like it's taking itself seriously, yet somehow it's not. It feels... earnest.

Plus, the dubbing is actually not badly done. And that's hard.

#monsterdon

*jumps out of a moving car*
*car immediately explodes*
#monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 #Monsterdon #WrongInvader

Mr T > "I PhD the fool!" > Dr T

@mdhughes Yeah we haven't done one of the long running decreasing budget/quality movies yet. Subspecies and Puppet Master will be great Monsterdon fodder in the future.
#Monsterdon

@Dr_Bombay You shall not turn a blind eye to the infection that is #Monsterdon!

(Also, you can mute the hashtag if it bothers you. 🙂)

@Dr_Bombay@mstdn.social #Monsterdon is people! Its people!(and bad movies)

Oh classic death shots, fall from roof, leap the chain ... perfect

#monsterdon

Well obviously the terrorists are here for the giant frog

#Monsterdon

"You get rid of the frog right away" another indication you may have made mistakes, career-wise #Monsterdon #ThunderOfGiganticSerpent

@emily_rugburn

Yes, his character's stolen FBI badge in Midnight Run (1988)

#MOnsterdon

Violent machine gun death! Sponsored by your local Honda dealer! #Monsterdon #ThunderOfGiganticSerpent

Hey, they're making an effort at least.

Oh hey look, exciting bad guy action!

This movie is great.

#monsterdon

@crowbriarhexe #Monsterdon #WrongInvader

I was thinking: Kentucky Fried FrogLegs

"...or, it shouldn't be"

famous last words

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

"Let's open a french restaurant!" #Monsterdon #ThunderOfGiganticSerpent

When your job involves "put the frog in the chamber" it's time to re-evaluate your life choices #Monsterdon #ThunderOfGiganticSerpent

movie just passed the Bechdel Test

#Monsterdon #WrongInvader

"Johnny here's the Chianti" #Monsterdon #ThunderOfGiganticSerpent

that poor frog! #Monsterdon

Why is there an Australian flag?
#Monsterdon #ThunderOfGiganticSerpent

Anyway, great job as always team, that's another movie launched deservedly into space. Thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting, and see you again next week.

#monsterdon #zarkorr1996

PhD MFer obviously didn't read the fine print of his funding grant.

#Monsterdon #WrongInvader

#monsterdon - I've decided to try something (kinda serious, but I think it will be entertaining): All monsters will be asumed to be female unless clearly specified to be of a different gender.

Snake in a Bucket! Fun for the whole family! Get yours now! Ronco bucket snake!

#monsterdon

Ah well. Fun premise. Cheerfully stereotyped characters. Mostly great miniatures. Glad there wasn’t a sequel. (There wasn’t, right?) Thanks @Taweret, @Cherizilla and @JoeWynne for a road trip #Monsterdon

Ah yes a good old Omni dub. From the people that brought us the aweful Transformers Headmasters dub and the cheaper Godzilla movie dubs.
#Monsterdon #ThunderofGiantSerpent

@mdhughes Oh yeah, we're gonna see more. And we are gonna have fun making fun of them. But we got two of the worst things Charles Band stuck the Full Moon name on then threw on Blockbuster shelves so far. (And Seedpeople which was okay, maybe even great for Full Moon).
#Monsterdon

Bitey McFangface #Monsterdon #ThunderOfGiganticSerpent

lol, that hideous doll moves....

#Monsterdon

Ooh coulda stuck the landing with "Nah, I'm just an average guy." #Monsterdon

Good film, fumbled the satire a few times, but that one almost approaches Blamire for a good genre sendup.

@moira weird it grabbed you instead… ahhh I can’t tag them as I’m not following 🤣 apologies. But thanks to BOTH OF YOU for everything you do! #monsterdon

Wow. incredible so far. #monsterdon

love it, dubbed white people...beautiful work

#Monsterdon

at first I thought the main character was gonna shoot himself so he wouldn't have to be in this film.

#monsterdon #WrongInvader

Ok, that music intro was better but I can picture Jennifer Beals doing her Flashdance routine to that tune.
#Monsterdon #ThunderOfGiganticSerpent

Starter pistol training #Monsterdon #ThunderOfGiganticSerpent

@diazona it does, I was confused by the title bar saying this was zarkor but this is already a better movie. The guns actually fire, for one thing.

#monsterdon

He's hitting multiple cans w/ a shot #Monsterdon

That movie was terrible, however I will definitely have ZARKORRRR stuck in my head for the rest of the week #monsterdon

I cast snakes to water #Monsterdon

Uh-oh, Godfrey Ho also directed "Robo Vampire".

#monsterdon
#miru
#SecondFeature
#ZarkorrTheInvader

@Linzington Gonna have to save that for my playlist of Songs From The Ending Credits of a Movie That Are About What Happened In the Movie.

#monsterdon

@klu9 @ryan

Now

#Monsterdon
#ThunderOfTheGiantSerpent1988

I really appreciate how #Monsterdon has taught be the difference between "good" and "entertaining"

#Monsterdon 👽️👾👦🧚‍♀️🥊🫣 😱

Zarkorrrr... Zarkorrr..
Well, @Taweret and company have made us watch another potential Oscar winner.
Honestly, though, this was nowhere near the worst movie we've seen.
Although I couldn't help thinking of Idiocracy through the whole thing.

@diazona what's next? #monsterdon

It's on soundcloud https://soundcloud.com/fuzzbee-1/zarkorr-aif #monsterdon

@combatwombat
Kinda sorry #DepriseGrossman isn't in anything else. She's pretty! 😍

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

if you liked that they also made this! Kraa! The Sea Monster

https://youtu.be/Kx5Q-JyPt2w

#Monsterdon

So that garbage can lid/diaphram was the solution. That’s it? Oh for Pete’s sake. #Monsterdon

@ramsey yeah I wouldn't want to admit I was involved with this either #monsterdon

@cherizilla It’s somewhat reminiscent of Trogdor! Burninating the peasants! Burninating the peoples! TROGDOR!!!

#Monsterdon

Needed more Zarkorr

Thanks as always @Taweret for hosting and everyone for posting! On to the double feature which looks amazing and probably better

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

hashtag mutual aid intermission #Monsterdon

@paco That makes a ton of sense. Did not think of that. #monsterdon

@trixter ZARKORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

#monsterdon

Lex Nakashima *and* Tom Rainone were on the effects crew ... I think that helps explain why Zarkorr is so much above the rest of the movie :)

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader1996

Zarkorr the Zarkorrian #Monsterdon

Hey, things happened, we got a monster and an excellent theme song. Not too bad for #monsterdon. Thanks @Taweret for hosting and @ryan for the stream :)

Now on to Thunder of Gigantic Serpent on https://miru.miyaku.media/ 🏠🐍

@klu9 And then put the closing credits song over it. That would be awesome.

#monsterdon

@cherizilla correct!

#Monsterdon 👽👾👦🧚‍♀️🥊🫣 😱

Well, this movie was terrible. At least I now know to go watch some more Ultraman. #Monsterdon

Not even a stinger or a hook for a sequel. I think this film was ashamed of itself. #monsterdon

These feel like very slow credits, almost as if they are trying to waste time...
#monsterdon  

#monsterdon The closing credit music is fabulous! 🎸

Alright well, there's that.
#Monsterdon

Who suggested that this was a #Zarkor r mini-model destruction demo reel that got a plotline tacked onto it? I think they were right.

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

Oh. Of course, they paid money for a killer theme song.

#Monsterdon

@srol @Louisa That was eventually said, but not by Clarissa the Mothra Fairy, only in a later scene

#Monsterdon

This movie wasn't morally-reprehensible bad, or nothing-happens bad. It was just... bland and annoying.

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader