Oh look, he's driving around in a cop car now, as if to hammer home my point!

#Monsterdon

All hail Zarkorr!

#Monsterdon #TeamZarkorr

Ooh laser eyes. #Monsterdon

@ohiofi 😂

#Monsterdon #TeamZarkorr

this movie does seem to know that we need to see small models blown up on the regular, that's definitely a mark in its favour

#monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

"look! if you can only get me to the monster, I can get it to say it's name and I can prove this is the truth!"

#Monsterdon

@ohiofi I feel like Zim and GIR would be doing a better job of invading, at this point. 🤣

#Monsterdon

If the cast was filled with stand up comedians this comedy might work, maybe. It's still be really dumb. But someone could work actual comedy into this shit.
#Monsterdon #Zarkorr

@Binder and a b!tch is one.

#Monsterdon

When cops go postal #Monsterdon

@yatsu it better have something going for it, it's been 1/3 of the movie in the bathroom

#monsterdon

@YsengrinWolf median human is something to aspire to and also a decent band name #Monsterdon

Meanwhile, in a better film...

#monsterdon

I believe him too, Larry. I saw the tiny teenage mall tramp.

#Monsterdon

"I don't want to hurt anyone, I'm just an average guy" well one of those two statements can't be true #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader
#ZarkorrTheInvader1996

why did he have to kidnap the expert? surely he could have talked her through it???? why would you make that creative choice as a scriptwriter or director?!?!?!?

#monsterdon

Monster stuff? Do I even care anymore? #monsterdon

Oh no, the alien conspiracies were right

#Monsterdon

@kshernandez but what will cause the explosion? Is it the children’s choir? #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader1996

Legit enjoying the alien conspiracy theory cop twist.

#monsterdon
#zarkorrtheinvader1996

I refuse to believe that only 50% of human kind is better than this guy.

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

#Monsterdon 👽️👾👦🧚‍♀️🥊🫣 😱

I love the cow mutilation theory cop. He is totally crazy! Did they know that 2026 was coming?

I do like that the security were self-important dicks until the cops showed up and were even bigger dicks.

#monsterdon

THRILL! To the hostage negotiation scene in ZARKORR!! The Invader kaiju movie.
Why? Ya know we could be watching a better kaiju movie with crimes happening. Have we seen Dogora yet? It has jewel thieves.
#Monsterdon #Zarkorr

Crackpot cop is a nice twist. #monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

Opened the bag of Sweet 'N Spicy while this man is attempting to act...

#Monsterdon

This dude is pretty convincing as a ranting lunatic. #monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

#Monsterdon 👽️👾👦🧚‍♀️🥊🫣 😱

This is the most convincing speech ever!
I would totally put down my gun.

Cop fight? #monsterdon

yeah this don't sound crazy at all
#monsterdon

Wow they are so polite while doing criminal acts: Excuse me, please, after you, sorry, it's my fault.

I SAID, "EXCUSE ME"!!!!

#MONsterdon

"Visited? Were there anal plobes?"

#monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

I think "using a person as a human shield" might be an HR violation.

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

#Monsterdon 👽👾👦🧚‍♀️🥊🫣 😱

No, Tommy. You're just a *median* guy.

@xerozohar Mmmaybe not THAT bad. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe uwe boll?

#monsterdon

"Don't try anything, I'm armed! Twice!"

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

@paco No, he said he had to go TO the postal office.

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader 🦖

Use the postal worker thing as alibi. #Monsterdon

@kenguzik Eh I think acting exactly like a crazy person and taking a hostage makes it difficult to consider him the nicest guy in all the movies

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

OH GOD NOT A POSTAL WORKER!

#monsterdon #zarkorr

"no, because you're a reasonable person!"

okay, i mean this movie is dumb, but like, i am laughing.

#monsterdon #karkorr1996

How is this cop even worse than the guards? #monsterdon

#monsterdon We found the first cop who could have stopped the snakes on that plane…

Directing this movie consisted mostly of telling people to yell more.
#monsterdon

cringe is maxed out

#Monsterdon

Arguing jurisdiction is item 1 on the checklist when responding to a hostage situation

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

"this is a disaster"

...nah, too easy.

#monsterdon

Wonder what Zarkorr is doing.

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader1996

WELCOME TO ZARKORR.
WHERE EVERYONE SNARKS AT MAX VOLUME.

DOES THE WORD 'ACTING' MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?

#monsterdon

So his plan to talk to a normal woman ends up in a violent hostage situation because.... HUH?

Dude! Not cool.

#Monsterdon

@ohiofi lol

#Monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai ahhh, shitty films do stuff like that.... #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I feel like this is going to turn into an adult film any second. (Definitely NOT a film for adults or multicelled organisms right now)

Never did the course of true love run smooth #Monsterdon

Oh my god, is this movie a secret classic of bad cinema? Is the Owlbyhaving fun?

By Pharasma, the Owlbear IS!

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

#monsterdon this movie thinks it's very funny

Come on, just start shooting already.

#Monsterdon

Was This Trip Really Necessary?™

#Monsterdon

Can we go back to the condescending miniature mall tramp? She was less problematic.
#monsterdon

That escalated randomly

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

The 90s was a rough decade for postal workers.

Probably because of this movie.

And murders.

#Monsterdon

zarrkor!s defeated: 0

#Monsterdon

"this isn't turning out like i'd expected"

every man who's ever tried to corner a lady in an elevator. (T_T)

#monsterdon #karkorr1996

Look out! He has a hat rack*!!

*my mistake, he has a "C stand"

#Monsterdon

It appears that if someone is trespassing you just pull out a gun and kill them.

#monsterdon

What's gonna kill Zarkorr?

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader 🦖

The real monster was Tommy all along.

#Monsterdon

I need Zarkorr to eat this guy so we can get a backup protagonist

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

Yeah shoot him! #monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

Everyone in this universe is exceedingly terrible at their job

#Monsterdon

I just got the stream started (lots of tech troubles tonight). And the first line I hear is "Can someone tell me what's going on around here?"

Yes, that's what I'd like to know.
#monsterdon

"We've got a problem down here." Boy howdy. #monsterdon

I ate the mushrooms and then the tiny people contacted me.

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

I like how the one security guard is just wandering around in a state of confusion

#monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader1996

I'm not crazy but I will run you through with this flimsy lightstand.
#monsterdon

Writer was like, "What if Mulder, but Scully? 🤔"

#monsterdon #karkorr1996

The incidental music is sooooooooooo bad

#monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader1996

The Cryptozoology Department has a whole course on dealing with creepy guys..

#Monsterdon
#Zarkorr1996

(he's gone "Postal")
#Monsterdon

He’s a conglomeration of Sheens

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

Mall tramp? Whoa buddy, way to objectify your space hologram. I think you need to talk to HR.
#monsterdon sterdon

“Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor doom of kaiju stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.”

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader1996

Smart man. Heading straight for the lady scientist who knew what she was talking about. #monsterdon

Crisco zoologist? Did I hear that right?

#Monsterdon #XarkorrTheInvader1996

Wow, actually smart tactic. Look like you belong!

#Monsterdon

@xerozohar @CactuarJoe I would have killed for a WKRP reference instead… Zorkarr’s downfall will be a turkey drop from a helicopter. #monsterdon

Contains the key to his own destruction? This is easy! We just gotta trigger that autoimmune response and he'll be bedridden in no time.

#monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

@ohiofi Um hm...

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader 🦖

"Don't anybody mind me, I'm just a perfectly normal mailman, now let's see maybe I can defeat Zarkorr with this basket? Or a stapler? How about these paperclips?"

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Not exactly the walk of a man in a hurry. Didn't you hear the mall tramp?!

Actually, I'm sensing poor lighting as a theme. #Monsterdon

I'm shocked that any trash was removed from this

#Monsterdon

This Hollywood kaiju has good abs. Japanese kaijus often have a flabby core.
I think that's the key difference.

#Monsterdon

This would be so great* as a video game though

*terribly hilarious

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

Zero attempt at any kind of starry sky. Just black studio bg. Coo, coo.

#monsterdon

where' the Guyver when you need him

#monsterdon

@ohiofi IT's gonna die on accident

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader 🦖

@Binder “whatevs”

#Monsterdon

Ahhhh yes, the explosive radio stations of the 1990s.

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader