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Goddamn Question Asker!

Is that the UFO from another movie? It looks like the UFO from another movie.

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A hole of unknown origin #Monsterdon

Someone got some inspiration from A Few Good Men in their speech. #monsterdon

You know what's lacking in this creature feature? The Creature! #Monsterdon

to penetrate it? HAve you tried talking gently?
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The Sheriff's constipated yokel accent is killing me. 😂 #Monsterdon

@Bluedepth ...?tetched? and special? #ChecksNotes #monsterdon

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I AM holding my breath. Maybe that way I'll black out and not have to experience the rest of this film!

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Who did you buy this "diamond"? I've got bad news, bud.

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Doctor, Doctor. Doctor, Doctor.
Doctor, Sheriff. #Monsterdon

Couple of days? How long is this movie supposed to be going on?

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By hacking the internet we discovered we need to go to Arizona because the off switch that we think exists is probably there, and hackerman buys us a plane ticket then vanishes from the movie

We disguised ourselves as government agents to interact with the native Arizonans, who send a delegation of one cop, one lumberjack who is a geologist and one cook to negotiate.

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OH GODS MORE PENETRATION

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That… is not what people from Arizona sound like.

Not remotely.

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Good thing it fits in the trunk of our Ford Taurus!

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I'm counting Newark NJ fancy scientist --> Yuma Arizona's folksy sheriff a 'clash of cultures' for bingo purposes

MIB prequel?
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#monsterdon "Holy Christ! The whole town is gone!"

[footage of normal infrastructure visible from a normal highway]

That’s a fugazi!

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Sir, sir, this is Arizona not Alabama

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@eigen @cocaine_owlbear Cybernut is more appropriate imho! #monsterdon

what the fuck is this agent on

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Did I fall asleep? Is this a different movie? #Monsterdon

Here come the men in black? I guess?!

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We were off to such a solid start. Why no more stomp?

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My GPS device is more hackery. #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

The plane trip should have been an animation over a map with red dashes and dots.

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You can tell he owns the diner because he's wearing a chef's hat

He's a horrible human but a passable travel agent. Who knew? #Monsterdon

They sure got their money's worth on that one sound stage. #monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

They are dressed like all the non-military human characters did on Babylon 5.

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That sheriff has to be a bingo for SOMEONE #monsterdon

I just kind of need everyone in this movie to shut up

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@north dress up for the desert it’s a California thing #Monsterdon

Doctor…doctor…doctor…Doctor! #monsterdon

I was just wondering why she wasn't making a run for it, when she let it slip that she's become invested in the problem.

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I swear I only looked away for a second and it's now Men In Black?

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heaven's gate disciple future inductee
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This movie better end with Tommy failing, on the grounds he got a creepy weird hacker to figure everything out for him, and thus the "world's most average man" didn't prove anything at all?

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Yuma, that's where *two* better movies have been set I think

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Please tell me that's the last we see of the hacker in this film. Please let him be gone. #monsterdon

They're disguised as the board of directors?

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Realizing that I can't tell the difference between a DC-8, MD-80, B717, and a bunch of embrarers

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uhh, GPS
fancy, for 1996
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@jonny nyope

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@allanb @SnoopJ Funnily enough I am wearing a T-shirt that says "Unencumbered by the thought process"

It's appropriate

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WHY ARE WE STILL IN THIS SCENE

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Mount Aurora?
In Aurora County?
Near Aurora Valley?
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Now they’re MiB?

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So far, Arthur is the one carrying the entire movie.

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Or right, there's a cop here.

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So that's to say that Zarkorr is currently "On"?

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Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

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@jivens@beige.party The writing is so bad this genuinely might work. #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

Zarkorr please just go ahead and step on these guys #monsterdon

honestly, do fingerless gloves ever really go out of style?

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*hackerman activated*
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"We may have found something."

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This would actually be a pretty fun D&D game #Monsterdon

the only seismic activity in this scene is my colossal lack of interest in computer guy. it's like Eddie Deezen levels of Please Get This Man Off My Screen.

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#monsterdon I understand why the rich kid ran over this guy with a scooter.

@crowbriarhexe Everything got so much worse when being a tech nerd got normalized.

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Y’all, there’s a making of for this thing.

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Maybe the off switch is him

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Ha! Arthur just said "Say no more!" 💀

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as horrible as he is, there's _almost_ a really good character with this guy

not a _likeable_ character, but an interesting one

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There's an off switch on my TV

Movie, are you sure you want to remind me of that?

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I swear, this is someone who made a really great amateur miniature monster movie effects reel and found the worst group to shop it to to put it in a movie

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It's a shame technology wasn't advance enough not to have an echo on the mic
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the Department of Defense's infamous Central Base

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Wow, that's quite the strawman they're building up against the Endangered Species Act.

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is the animal rights guy really being presented as crazy for being against the use of napalm?

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That guy is typing "j" a lot.

Must be a vi user.

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#monsterdon WHY DOES THIS GUY GET A SOLILOQUY ABOUT BEING IN A WHEELCHAIR IN THIS KAIJU MOVIE

Okay, Zarkorr is a (technobabble) hologram?

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Cybernaught is introduced: All right, lets go, cool hacker in a 90s movie

After he starts talking: Lets burn this entire movie to the ground

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When the 1960's minature effects are BY FAR the best part of your 1996 film. #monsterdon

y'know in the trailer all that model footage looked terrible but in the context of this movie it actually looks pretty good

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Zarrkor! you're one cool dude

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I am uncertain if the film understands how problematic its problematic character is being with the problematic things he's saying and the problematic things he claims to have done.

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...Why are we getting this guy's tragic backstory?

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Ha ha ha biphobia and homophobia is so funny, good thing it's never going to stop being the '90s 🙄 #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader
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#monsterdon "we don't care what any schmuck has to say about Zarkorr"

Don't you? If someone online knows the name Zarkorr, you wouldn't care about that?

wow—I’m late to the party by about 46 minutes. Two minutes in and counting and pretty sure I’ve got the complete picture. And not because of the writing.

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Thank goodness we're back with Zarkorr!

You can tell this is made in the era of 90s optimism because the plot here is "find the Experts and actually-defer to their Expertise"

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What even was hacking in 1996? staring intensely at a progress bar while your mom yells at you to get off the phone?

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Every scene of this movie screams "we didn't have the budget for kaiju stuff so lets make all the dialogue excruciatingly long and pointless." #monsterdon

Was this environmental part leading up to a "totally not a spotted owl" bit?

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please remove the manic pixel nightmare boy

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"any combinations of?"

i mean, he's a dumbass and i hope the film moves on from his character as soon as possible, but at least he seems open minded.

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This dude Arthur:

"Your wife, is she a goer? Huh? Huh? Know what I mean, know what I mean? A wink's as good as a nod. Know what I mean? Wink wink, nudge nudge."

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He wants a threesome. #Monsterdon

This wheelchair dude is just a complete waste of screen time. So random.

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@CactuarJoe sameeeee

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"I prefer cybernaut"

Okay, fam, the Owlbear has been to DefCon and… I don't remember any hackers calling themselves that.

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Um, are we doing entitlements discourse now or

oh thank god the scene is over

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I'd say I'd expect Hackerboi to start chortling about his Precious, except Gollum is way more coherent than this guy, and probably also has better body odor.

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