I'm guessing a lot of the budget went into the closing credits music.
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I'd be mad but it means the movie is over.
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@apLundell The cops being trigger happy is the most realistic thing in the movie

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when the local band's throwaway song is better than the movie it's ending

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Sometimes it feels good to be a hater

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So we needed to find the world's most average guy to...hold up a mirror? Great work, tiny aliens. #monsterdon

Okay this zarkorr theme song is the best part of this movie lmao
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lol, that was spectacularly, bad, well done!

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♫ Zarkorr! Zarkorr! ♫

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“Actually, I was unconcious until a minute ago” #Monsterdon

OH MY GOD THERE'S A THEMESONG 🤯

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Debbie Downer reporting from The Magnificent Amberson's hospital #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader
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Link has found the master shield #Monsterdon

Do you think the movie will be brave enough to have him get this entire thing wrong and the monster just kills him, and we watch as earth is destroyed?

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#Monsterdon 👽️👾👦🧚‍♀️🥊🫣 😱

This movie.. is a very bad version of Idiocracy with a Kaiju stuck in it.

But we have a bitchin' Zarkorr theme!!

O!
M!
G!

There’s a theme song!

I’m in love with this piece of crap now.

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what

anyway, ty for joining, everyone!!

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Zarkorr could walk through the wide American streets like a Law Abiding Citizen but Zarkorr chooses DESTRUCTION Zarkorr is UNGOVERNABLE #Monsterdon

@xerozohar again, they all have very large trucks! #JustGuessing #monsterdon

Seriously, who's the folly guy? I want to take him out back and beat him by the dumpster for using gunshot sound effects for all these explosions. And they onlynhad 4!
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Wow, he's capable of something resembling a heroic act.

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WELL NOW _that_ wasn't very good, now was it?

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I still think it would be best to invite Zarkorr to dinner

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Actual denoument? What a rare treat for #Monsterdon

I think some of y'all were too mean to this, it was pretty good for a direct-to-video joint IMO

what
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He'd never make it as president. He's far too competent for the job.

#Monsterdon #TeamZarkorr

Here I am, rock me like a #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader1996

Vote Tommy Ward in 2028 #monsterdon

And Zarkorr fucked off into the... whatever.

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...

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"Come on Zarkorr, can't you see I love you?" #monsterdon

Did we just hear a Wilhelm Scream?

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Everyone in this scene looks like they've been composited in using green screen

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Yeeted into space? Ripoff. #monsterdon

As soon as I saw the beams were reflecting off the big helmet, I realized what the move was about to do and ooooo ooooo OOOOOOO I'm MAAAAAAAD

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@cocaine_owlbear OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!
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We'll miss you, Zarkorr!. :(

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is this all an allegory for Fukuyama-style End of History

humanity won the day by being sooooo super peaceful and neoliberally englightened?

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Heh - you can see how Zarkorr's hind paws are attached to the rest of the suit ...

And with a Perseus-Medusa twist, Zarkorr is gone.

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Well, that was tidy.

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This would be so much tighter of a parody with just a few tweaks. I want to help this movie be better. #Monsterdon

wow, they managed to make the killing-the-gorgon scene sad and weak

#monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

Is this like the Star Trek TOS episode "The Empath"?

Win by showing you are willing to sacrifice yourself?

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It would have been a lot funnier if the cop came back and said "Maddy's just fine, you have nothing to worry about."

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Get medusa'd

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the shield mightier than the pen is

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It's all been leading up to this ONE composite shot where the human and the monster are in the same frame.
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Blue Screen Magic /s

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yeeted into space

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Ah. Finally some proper green screen action. #monsterdon

WORST. ENDING. EVER. #monsterdon

I thought the city was already evacuated....

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Pity the true victim in this movie, the insurance lawyers trying to figure out how to deny all the claims they are going to be getting
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Good old Zarkorr!.

@CactuarJoe I'm starting to think the monster studio was someone's garage. #monsterdon

lol someone was driving on that bridge and didn't think to turn around before running into the part Zarkorr was smashing up

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

Most believable scene is the cops open firing at an unarmed man speeding away in a vehicle.

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Oh, good, more not-Terminator music.
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Gah, stuck in another 6 minutes of Tubi ad purgatory and drifting ever further behind #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader
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Not my drywall oddfellows lounge! #Monsterdon

I haven't loathed Tommy in a while. I think because he's mostly stopped talking for the last 15 minutes

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@Keab42 I loved the implication that this was deeply UNamerican behavior 😜

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You know, just where are all these cityscapes that are being destroyed between Aurora Mountain, CA and Yuma, AZ?

There's not a lot of urban sprawl around there.

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In other news, I think washing down half a box of SweeTarts with an energy drink was some kind of mistake

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It's going to turn out the mall princess is the real villain hiding behind a giant mental projection and the capsule contains an adorable Yoshi-like lizard here to save the world #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader
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I THINK AFTER A WHILE YOU GET USED TO THE YELL-ACTING. #MONSTERDON

@MatthewTitus88

That Darn Zarkorr!

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr

There's only one possible ending if the filmmakers truly have the courage of their convictions and that's Zarkorr wins

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@Lazarou I don’t see the problem.

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hahaha I can hear she can't even keep a straight face while giving the fake government department an address

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

Who needs a badge when you can just harangue people for a couple minutes?

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"George, it won't fit!"

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

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I feel like I should be playing a 1996 videogame with this music

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This is my new audition monologue #Monsterdon

"this is a diamond! ...explain that!"

Zales lied to you?

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Cop dialogue checks out.

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Oh, Christ, a protoMAGA
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@trixter You're a woman, you can't be a doctor!

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“Where to now?” The monster” #Monsterdon

Gee, sinister Tommy. I lke stupid Tommy a little bit more.
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@raederle it’s not quite up to The Room level of competent incompetence and it’s just a little too aware of how bad it is. It could almost be charming (it’s not) #Monsterdon

RAWWWR!

#Monsterdon #TeamZarkorr

Doctor
Doctor
Doctor

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A sphere? No, it's an ＯＲＢ

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#Monsterdon 👽👾👦🧚‍♀️🥊🫣 😱

Zarkorr! we have been missing you, giant fiery fren

This thing just ain't natural. Just like my pappy said about eyeglasses and rock music.
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#monsterdon Oh, you can't argue about exploding it when you morons arc-welded it.

I wonder what the monster is up to

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Have you tried righty tighty lefty loosey?
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Are we really gonna let George "Larry, I believe him" Policeman make the intimidation roll for the party?

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I bet there’s some amazing kaiju smashing happening just offscreen

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Finally some model destruction. Blessed relief. #monsterdon

(over actors)
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"This is a diamond ... watch" Actually that's a ring #Monsterdon

Movie: "Remember that show the X-Files and that movie Men In Black and that Deus Ex vidja game? Weren't they great pieces of contemporary media? Now consider: this film! Huh? Huh??" #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader
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Flashing back to that Mr. Show sketch where Bob Odenkirk says acting is just stomping around and shouting the loudest

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Okay, this is getting so bad I'm laughing at it now!

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If this monster gets taken out by the power of love, the Owlbear is gonna fuckin'
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Goddamn Question Asker!

Is that the UFO from another movie? It looks like the UFO from another movie.

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