π¦#MONSTERDON Goodbye!
You all who make up the Real-Time Film Analysis Squad saved the watch party yet again from a monstrous script. And casting from the Scream Actors Guild.
β€οΈ And thank you @Taweret for hosting tonight's kaiju catastrophe. Thank you for everything you do during the Monsterdon week!
π ±οΈ and thanks @cherizilla for access to Bingo cards!
ZAP
BOOM
THE END
Postie makes a Special Delivery of...a MIRROR?
Well that was the lamest fight since the WWF/WWE "Montreal Screwjob"
At least Zarkorr looked cool and wrecked a lot of stuff I guess I dunno.
Thanks for providing cannon fodder for the peanut gallery @Taweret #Monsterdon truly is like pizza.
Is that βLes Claypoolβ on the effects team the same Les Clayplay of Primus fame?
At least the monster was pretty cool. Would be neat to see someone lift that design and put it into another monster movie.
This song is TERRIBLE
π€ Zarkoooooor πΈ #monsterdon
There he is. βBen βKillaβ Ramsey.β Totally NOT me!
π΅ Zarkorr! π΅
Anyway glad to have watched #monsterdon with you all, won't have it any other way (because I would have never finished it otherwise)
Some movies I watch and I'm like, "How was this actually a movie". But this one really made me feel that. This for real feels like it was someone's college film project. Worth watching for the fun of watching a bad movie, but wow.
Well that was a lot of fun! For about 5 minutes interspersed throughout 75 minutes of torture, that is.
But if you sat through that and the lack luster climax you got a bangin' tune about ZARKORRRRRR! Thanks for hosting @Taweret. I can hardly wait to see what we're watching next week!
@wyatt_h_knott It might be 6 editors because they all kept quitting!
The outro theme song is fun and makes me want to listen to the Yetians.
@apLundell "i know a guy with some giant props!" #monsterdon
Thanks #Monsterdon, that sure was a 90s monsterdon, wasn't it?
Close but no bingo for me! The ending song was pretty funny at least. Goodnight, #Monsterdon people!
#monsterdon Now to delete this cinematic opportunityβ¦
"if i were you i'd just scream and run"
sage advice i wish i'd followed approximately an hour and 20 minutes ago.
And so they fucked off into fame and fortune.
Honestly, this movie was a lot of fun. Not the part with Arthur in it, but the rest of it was fun. And as usual, all y'all made it even more fun.
The Owlbear is gonna peace out. Take care of each other. Be kind, spread love, rock out to music about Zarkorr.
Goodnight!
OH MY GOD DOES IT END WITH A SONG ABOUT WHAT JUST HAPPENED IN THE MOVIE
OH NO NOW I LOVE IT
"Dynamic" Dave Parker
This ending would be a lot cooler if Zarkarr was playing the guitar with cool shades
#monsterdon
Really. Iβm kind of a fan now.
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And that was a movie
Thanks everyone for your amusing comments and to @Taweret for hosting another legendary #monsterdon once more!
#monsterdon drafted into being president, maybe that would be a better system
He has his own theme song!?! #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader1996
The world's most average man becoming president?
This is some real Harrison Bergeron shit.
Also, Holo-thot was under-utilised.
#monsterdon Zarkorr! has his own theme song? Your assignment, should you accept it, is to rewrite the lyrics to be about Zardoz.
Actually maybe don't this thing rocks.
Why do I have feeling the ending song is by the director's girlfriend's band?
how can this have a second unit when it didn't have a first unit?
@guyjantic wow that explains a lot
@crowbriarhexe @allanb miru.miyaku.media is the place to watch! #monsterdon
Well, that was certainly a sequence of pictures and noises recorded and then played back #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader
#ZarkorrTheInvader1996
How did being average help?
And with that, another #Monsterdon is in the can. Thanks as always to @Taweret for putting all of this together.
Have a great night everyone! :)
They got an original song? I wonder who put money on this production.
This is worse than any cryptobros AI shit.
#monsterdon
#zarkorr1996
I'm guessing a lot of the budget went into the closing credits music.
#monsterdon
I'd be mad but it means the movie is over.
#Monsterdon
@apLundell The cops being trigger happy is the most realistic thing in the movie
when the local band's throwaway song is better than the movie it's ending
So we needed to find the world's most average guy to...hold up a mirror? Great work, tiny aliens. #monsterdon
Okay this zarkorr theme song is the best part of this movie lmao
#monsterdon
lol, that was spectacularly, bad, well done!
βActually, I was unconcious until a minute agoβ #Monsterdon
OH MY GOD THERE'S A THEMESONG π€―
Debbie Downer reporting from The Magnificent Amberson's hospital #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader
#ZarkorrTheInvader1996
Link has found the master shield #Monsterdon
Do you think the movie will be brave enough to have him get this entire thing wrong and the monster just kills him, and we watch as earth is destroyed?
#Monsterdon π½οΈπΎπ¦π§ββοΈπ₯π«£ π±
This movie.. is a very bad version of Idiocracy with a Kaiju stuck in it.
But we have a bitchin' Zarkorr theme!!
Zarkorr could walk through the wide American streets like a Law Abiding Citizen but Zarkorr chooses DESTRUCTION Zarkorr is UNGOVERNABLE #Monsterdon
@xerozohar again, they all have very large trucks! #JustGuessing #monsterdon
Seriously, who's the folly guy? I want to take him out back and beat him by the dumpster for using gunshot sound effects for all these explosions. And they onlynhad 4!
#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader
Wow, he's capable of something resembling a heroic act.
WELL NOW _that_ wasn't very good, now was it?
I still think it would be best to invite Zarkorr to dinner
what
#monsterdon
He'd never make it as president. He's far too competent for the job.
Here I am, rock me like a #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader1996
Vote Tommy Ward in 2028 #monsterdon
And Zarkorr fucked off into the... whatever.
...
"Come on Zarkorr, can't you see I love you?" #monsterdon
Did we just hear a Wilhelm Scream?
Everyone in this scene looks like they've been composited in using green screen
Yeeted into space? Ripoff. #monsterdon
@cocaine_owlbear OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!
#Monsterdon #Zarkorr
We'll miss you, Zarkorr!. :(
Heh - you can see how Zarkorr's hind paws are attached to the rest of the suit ...
And with a Perseus-Medusa twist, Zarkorr is gone.
Well, that was tidy.
This would be so much tighter of a parody with just a few tweaks. I want to help this movie be better. #Monsterdon
wow, they managed to make the killing-the-gorgon scene sad and weak
Is this like the Star Trek TOS episode "The Empath"?
Win by showing you are willing to sacrifice yourself?
It would have been a lot funnier if the cop came back and said "Maddy's just fine, you have nothing to worry about."
Get medusa'd
It's all been leading up to this ONE composite shot where the human and the monster are in the same frame.
#monsterdon
Blue Screen Magic /s
yeeted into space
Ah. Finally some proper green screen action. #monsterdon
WORST. ENDING. EVER. #monsterdon
I thought the city was already evacuated....
Pity the true victim in this movie, the insurance lawyers trying to figure out how to deny all the claims they are going to be getting
#monsterdon
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Good old Zarkorr!.
@CactuarJoe I'm starting to think the monster studio was someone's garage. #monsterdon
lol someone was driving on that bridge and didn't think to turn around before running into the part Zarkorr was smashing up
Most believable scene is the cops open firing at an unarmed man speeding away in a vehicle.
Oh, good, more not-Terminator music.
#Monsterdon
Gah, stuck in another 6 minutes of Tubi ad purgatory and drifting ever further behind #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader
#ZarkorrTheInvader1996
Not my drywall oddfellows lounge! #Monsterdon
@Keab42 I loved the implication that this was deeply UNamerican behavior π
You know, just where are all these cityscapes that are being destroyed between Aurora Mountain, CA and Yuma, AZ?
There's not a lot of urban sprawl around there.
In other news, I think washing down half a box of SweeTarts with an energy drink was some kind of mistake
It's going to turn out the mall princess is the real villain hiding behind a giant mental projection and the capsule contains an adorable Yoshi-like lizard here to save the world #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader
#ZarkorrTheInvader1996
I THINK AFTER A WHILE YOU GET USED TO THE YELL-ACTING. #MONSTERDON
@Lazarou I donβt see the problem.
hahaha I can hear she can't even keep a straight face while giving the fake government department an address
Who needs a badge when you can just harangue people for a couple minutes?
#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader