i don’t know what Monsterdon is, but it infects my timeline on the reg like an algorithmic virus, so i vow to ignore. #Monsterdon

I decided to watch the sunset tonight, so I joined #monsterdon very late with low expectations. #Zarkorr is meeting them.

My wife bravely watched the first half or so, but has now chosen to dry her hair instead of watching the rest. I asked how it could take that long to dry her hair. She said, “I promise you, I will take that long.”

I don’t think she’s coming back. #zarkorr1996

the ten thousand froggos of dr. T

#monsterdon #MiruMonsterdon

@Lazarou @apLundell It's says Elizabeth Anderson was played by Elizabeth Anderson, but if Elizabeth Anderson was the mall trash fairy, then Elizabeth Anderson was played by her boobs.

#monsterdon

@Lazarou
Making more money than the film

#Monsterdon

@diazona oh absolutely

i mean, depending upon the snake

#monsterdon #MiruMonsterdon

wait... did they have a real snake play the fake snake.... and a fake snake play the real snake?!?? GENIUS

#Monsterdon #WrongInvader

@allanb @klu9 @wyatt_h_knott The dubbing sounds like it did in Pod People ("Trumpy, you can do stupid things!") #Monsterdon #ThunderOfGiganticSerpent

"you worry too much. eat your food." words I will live by, from now on...

#Monsterdon #WrongInvader

kid rolled a "1" on their stealth check

#Monsterdon #WrongInvader

omg I want one of those turntables for MY meals...

#Monsterdon #WrongInvader

love that lazy susan serving table

#Monsterdon

@allanb japanese? #monsterdon

That snek better survive this movie.

#Monsterdon #WrongInvader

#monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

Hey this opening has pictures of reptiles behind the credits. And they run by faster. Plus there's a peppy little song on a casio keyboard player.
#Monsterdon #ThunderofGiantSerpent

Oh, sure, men always say it's going to be "Thunder Of Gigantic Serpent" and then it turns out to just be... wormsquall #Monsterdon #ThunderOfGiganticSerpent

That movie would have been bearable with Christopher Walken as Arthur. Thanks @Taweret & all

#monsterdon

I am 100% ready for some Godfrey Ho goodness. White ninjas! Guns! Bad car chases!

#monsterdon #thunderOfGiganticSerpent

The only redeeming feature is this bangin' theme song lol

You're welcome 🤘:godzilla:❤️‍🔥

Fuzzbee ~ Zarkorr!
#Monsterdon

https://fuzzbee.bandcamp.com/track/zarkorr

#togoty

@saucerlost @Taweret Eh, personally I feel more knackered than hackered but

#monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

🦖#MONSTERDON

Need more Monsterdon? We get it.

🏃 Right now you can head over to another movie at https://miru.miyaku.media for part 2 of a double feature.

🗓️ Tomorrow, follow #MonsterdonAlert to see a poll where we vote on the next film.

#Monsterdon

@jivens @combatwombat you might be the only person who got that.

#Monsterdon

@Canageek I think it couldn't help but be better

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

@Newpa_Hasai oh lol true

As usual we should leave kaiju to the professionals

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

The award for worst depiction of autism in a movie goes to: THIS FUCKING THING

#Monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON Goodbye!

You all who make up the Real-Time Film Analysis Squad saved the watch party yet again from a monstrous script. And casting from the Scream Actors Guild.

❤️ And thank you @Taweret for hosting tonight's kaiju catastrophe. Thank you for everything you do during the Monsterdon week!

🅱️ and thanks @cherizilla for access to Bingo cards!

#Monsterdon

ZAP

BOOM

THE END

Postie makes a Special Delivery of...a MIRROR?

Well that was the lamest fight since the WWF/WWE "Montreal Screwjob"

At least Zarkorr looked cool and wrecked a lot of stuff I guess I dunno.

Thanks for providing cannon fodder for the peanut gallery @Taweret #Monsterdon truly is like pizza.

Is that “Les Claypool” on the effects team the same Les Clayplay of Primus fame?

#Monsterdon

@srol

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What to tell newbies

Welcome to the #Monsterdon channel.

At least the monster was pretty cool. Would be neat to see someone lift that design and put it into another monster movie.

#Monsterdon #XarkorrTheInvader1996

This song is TERRIBLE

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader1996

🤘 Zarkoooooor 🎸 #monsterdon

There he is. “Ben ‘Killa’ Ramsey.” Totally NOT me!

#Monsterdon

🎵 Zarkorr! 🎵

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

RE: https://retro.pizza/@CactuarJoe/116830970498016865

they really haven't

#Monsterdon

Anyway glad to have watched #monsterdon with you all, won't have it any other way (because I would have never finished it otherwise)

Some movies I watch and I'm like, "How was this actually a movie". But this one really made me feel that. This for real feels like it was someone's college film project. Worth watching for the fun of watching a bad movie, but wow.

#Monsterdon #XarkorrTheInvader1996

Well that was a lot of fun! For about 5 minutes interspersed throughout 75 minutes of torture, that is.

But if you sat through that and the lack luster climax you got a bangin' tune about ZARKORRRRRR! Thanks for hosting @Taweret. I can hardly wait to see what we're watching next week!

#Monsterdon #TeamZarkorr

@wyatt_h_knott It might be 6 editors because they all kept quitting!

#monsterdon

The outro theme song is fun and makes me want to listen to the Yetians.

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader1996

@apLundell "i know a guy with some giant props!" #monsterdon

Thanks #Monsterdon, that sure was a 90s monsterdon, wasn't it?

Close but no bingo for me! The ending song was pretty funny at least. Goodnight, #Monsterdon people!

#monsterdon Now to delete this cinematic opportunity…

"if i were you i'd just scream and run"

sage advice i wish i'd followed approximately an hour and 20 minutes ago.

#monsterdon #karkorr1996

And so they fucked off into fame and fortune.

Honestly, this movie was a lot of fun. Not the part with Arthur in it, but the rest of it was fun. And as usual, all y'all made it even more fun.

The Owlbear is gonna peace out. Take care of each other. Be kind, spread love, rock out to music about Zarkorr.

Goodnight!

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

OH MY GOD DOES IT END WITH A SONG ABOUT WHAT JUST HAPPENED IN THE MOVIE

OH NO NOW I LOVE IT

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader1996

"Dynamic" Dave Parker

#Monsterdon

This ending would be a lot cooler if Zarkarr was playing the guitar with cool shades
#monsterdon  

Really. I’m kind of a fan now.

#Monsterdon

And that was a movie

Thanks everyone for your amusing comments and to @Taweret for hosting another legendary #monsterdon once more!

#monsterdon drafted into being president, maybe that would be a better system

He has his own theme song!?! #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader1996

The world's most average man becoming president?

This is some real Harrison Bergeron shit.

Also, Holo-thot was under-utilised.

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

#monsterdon Zarkorr! has his own theme song? Your assignment, should you accept it, is to rewrite the lyrics to be about Zardoz.

Actually maybe don't this thing rocks.

Why do I have feeling the ending song is by the director's girlfriend's band?

#Monsterdon
#Zarkorr1996

how can this have a second unit when it didn't have a first unit?

#monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

@guyjantic wow that explains a lot

#Monsterdon

@crowbriarhexe @allanb miru.miyaku.media is the place to watch! #monsterdon

Well, that was certainly a sequence of pictures and noises recorded and then played back #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader
#ZarkorrTheInvader1996

How did being average help?

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

And with that, another #Monsterdon is in the can. Thanks as always to @Taweret for putting all of this together.

Have a great night everyone! :)

They got an original song? I wonder who put money on this production.
This is worse than any cryptobros AI shit.
#monsterdon
#zarkorr1996

I'm guessing a lot of the budget went into the closing credits music.
#monsterdon

I'd be mad but it means the movie is over.
#Monsterdon

@apLundell The cops being trigger happy is the most realistic thing in the movie

#Monsterdon

when the local band's throwaway song is better than the movie it's ending

#monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

Sometimes it feels good to be a hater

#monsterdon

So we needed to find the world's most average guy to...hold up a mirror? Great work, tiny aliens. #monsterdon

Okay this zarkorr theme song is the best part of this movie lmao
#monsterdon

lol, that was spectacularly, bad, well done!

#Monsterdon

♫ Zarkorr! Zarkorr! ♫

#Monsterdon

“Actually, I was unconcious until a minute ago” #Monsterdon

OH MY GOD THERE'S A THEMESONG 🤯

#monsterdon

Debbie Downer reporting from The Magnificent Amberson's hospital #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader
#ZarkorrTheInvader1996

Link has found the master shield #Monsterdon

Do you think the movie will be brave enough to have him get this entire thing wrong and the monster just kills him, and we watch as earth is destroyed?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👽️👾👦🧚‍♀️🥊🫣 😱

This movie.. is a very bad version of Idiocracy with a Kaiju stuck in it.

But we have a bitchin' Zarkorr theme!!

O!
M!
G!

There’s a theme song!

I’m in love with this piece of crap now.

#Monsterdon

what

anyway, ty for joining, everyone!!

#monsterdon

Zarkorr could walk through the wide American streets like a Law Abiding Citizen but Zarkorr chooses DESTRUCTION Zarkorr is UNGOVERNABLE #Monsterdon

@xerozohar again, they all have very large trucks! #JustGuessing #monsterdon

Seriously, who's the folly guy? I want to take him out back and beat him by the dumpster for using gunshot sound effects for all these explosions. And they onlynhad 4!
#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

Wow, he's capable of something resembling a heroic act.

#monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

WELL NOW _that_ wasn't very good, now was it?

#monsterdon

I still think it would be best to invite Zarkorr to dinner

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

Actual denoument? What a rare treat for #Monsterdon

I think some of y'all were too mean to this, it was pretty good for a direct-to-video joint IMO

what
#monsterdon

He'd never make it as president. He's far too competent for the job.

#Monsterdon #TeamZarkorr

Here I am, rock me like a #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader1996

Vote Tommy Ward in 2028 #monsterdon

And Zarkorr fucked off into the... whatever.

#monsterdon

...

#monsterdon

"Come on Zarkorr, can't you see I love you?" #monsterdon

Did we just hear a Wilhelm Scream?

#Monsterdon

Everyone in this scene looks like they've been composited in using green screen

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

Yeeted into space? Ripoff. #monsterdon

As soon as I saw the beams were reflecting off the big helmet, I realized what the move was about to do and ooooo ooooo OOOOOOO I'm MAAAAAAAD

#monsterdon

@cocaine_owlbear OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!
#Monsterdon #Zarkorr