Well this was just.... #monsterdon

Well, I’m glad the dog DID NOT die.

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OK Indio just gave side-eye while the boy actor was hugging him, obviously looking to his trainer as if to say 'do I have to let this kid manhandle me like this?'

@OliviaVespera omg yes they did

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Yeti ready for his close up!
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Oh hey it's lassie. #monsterdon

So ends another #Monsterdon. Thanks to @Taweret for hosting, and to everyone who posted or just lurked (like me), and remember #Monsterdoners: Yeeti, go away!

Does the dog die? Yes.
But the dog also comes back to life!
Sometimes Monsterdon gets to have it both ways!
#Monsterdon #Yeti

"Gaze into the yeti's eyes. His sensitive, dreamy eyes"

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ok now that we're pretty much to the credits, two thoughts:

1. the dog is the best actor in this movie, followed by the yeti.

2. did... did the yeti heal indio with his spit? is that what happened there?

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The dog self-healed

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OK, dog just slipped in red paint. We good now.

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Dog subtitles:
"...by the power of Yeti spit, I am alive! Soon, all you hoo-mans will be destroyed! But until then ... how about some ear scratchies ... oohhhh, yes, I luvs the ear scratchies."

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oh no is this an actual resolution?

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INDIO faked his own death!!!

Yay Indio!!!

Best movie ever look at that dog run through the tall grasses to reunite with his boy!

A beautiful dog / boy slo-mo.

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Man I'm glad we spent that time on the board vote. Really cleared things up. #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

OMG WHAT. Yeti DOES have healing saliva! Now they're going to want to track him down all over again. #monsterdon

And how exactly did the dog survive? Who cares! #Monsterdon

Dog / boy scene is best scene, this movie gets 12/10 stars

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#monsterdon aHhhhhhhh!!!!! Indio's ALIVE!!! and in slow mo!!!

For what it's worth when I was considering making a bingo card the first square was going to be ACAB. #monsterdon

The dog was just eating Raspberries! PSYCH! #monsterdon

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The slow-motion shot of boy and dog running towards each other forever really helped with the pacing of the movie.

And credits roll to Disco Carmina Burana!

Dog and boy have a moment.

Cut to calving glaciers and yeti's head drifting across the frame. Yeti is fucking off to the fjords.

Cue a hip mix of Carmina Burana ... are they actually saying something in English?

#Monsterdon #Yeti1977

"Don'y go away mad. Just go away." #Monsterdon

breaking-up is hard to do

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Those are definitely not American cops. #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

They need John Lithgow for this scene. #monsterdon

Yeah, Yeti, Toronto is not for you.

Try Yellowknife instead.

#monsterdon #yeti1977

"You're only making it worse."

"Worse? How can it possibly get worse? Jehovah Jehovah!"

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Yeti does the Cowardly Lion "put 'em up" kitty hand #monsterdon

I need to find out if Yeti actor was in anything else. Something that also had no lines.

#monsterdon #yeti

This guy is determined to make his laundry bill very expensive.

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@SordidAmok it’s magic yeti spit. #monsterdon

Girl to cops "You're only making it worse" : evergreen line

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Still looks like the Yeti is wearing less eye make up than JD Vance.

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Wait. Did that cop just shoot a car out of the Yeti's hand?
#Monsterdon #Yeti

What? Why is yeti rubbing spit on the dog?

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@skatem I have no doubt her agent told her this would be her big break. #monsterdon #yeti1977

These guys really think rolling away is faster than just getting up and running.

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rollin' rollin' rollin'
keep your actors rollin'

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Wow, finally, a REAL FUCKING HELICOPTER

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That's what you get for hitting the yeeti in the crotch with a crane.

#monsterdon #yeti1977

Cliff! Unbutton your shirt if you want to live!

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I am again completely lost

Ooof! Right in the #MONSTERDONG ! #monsterdon

and a slo-mo boy and dog reunite scene. i mean, i'll allow it, because doggo is good boy, but like. wow, this movie. #monsterdon

Yeti is so emotive when the cops shot at him he was all like "oh no you DIDN'T" it's FANTASTIC #Monsterdon

the doll prop 😭

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@moira This is why they put a strap on the Wii Remote, man. #Monsterdon

am i really high or did i just see hairy yeti balls #Monsterdon

Imagine seeing this film, never having been to Canada, and thinking Toronto is very near to Alps-sized mountains.

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#monsterdon you can clearly tell that hand is some kinda crane

Yeti like, "Oh... Kay. I guess I'll just... Leave, then. I guess." #Monsterdon

Sad Yeeti face #Monsterdon

The yeti can’t believe how easy it is to get people to kill themselves.

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Yes yeti, flee into the woods, where I'm sure no one will ever be able to find the FIFTY FOOT GODDAMN APEMAN >_> #Monsterdon

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Why did those men fall off that cliff and then they're perfectly fine?

Hooray, the yeti learned the secret of getting cars to explode

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Yeti looks very confused. "Why did those guys just throw themselves off the cliff?" is what he's wondering.

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did the yeti just Skyrim those goons off the side of the mountain?
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"Go back to the wilderness, to the mountains! Where life is like you knew it! Goodbye, yeti."

'Twas not bullets, but beauty s̶l̶a̶y̶e̶d̶ exiled the beast!

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@bstacey this toot wins the #Monsterdon

The yeti pushed them over with his bad breath #Monsterdon

They're headed to the top of the mountain! Toronto Mountain I guess? (Back to filming in Italy again for the finale)

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Did yeti just yell them off a cliff?! #monsterdon

Yeti hate The Beach, Yeti throw everyone off cliffs.

Yeti say Is Beaches

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Yes, rock throwing!

#monsterdon #Yeti1977

Police still vrooming around. Will they ever arrive? #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

It's true, 70s cars were designed to explode in multiple stages if a tree fell on them #monsterdon

Wow the pathos this Yeti actor is showing is fantastic. He's out acting everyone else.
#Monsterdon #Yeti

#monsterdon
Writer : I've got a great idea for a corporate intrigue and gangster story!

Producer : Ok, but our contract is for a monster movie with a Yeti.

Writer : That's Ok, I'll make it work.

@ohiofi unexpected revival from knife wound by hairspray-analgesic #monsterdon

Spontaneous exploding 70s cars FTW!!! #monsterdon

"Does the rolling help?*

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hell yeah exploding cars!
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I'm not sure whether we're supposed to feel bad about the Professor's murder #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "has the yeti ever killed anyone?" "yeah but they were all bad!"

Evil Bob Newhart is riding shotgun for the villains today

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A mountain? Near Port Credit?!?!?!

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Bingo!

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#Yeti: Giant of the 20th Century

Son of a bitch must pay. #monsterdon

YETI Wick!

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Hrm, the yeti is now like 8 feet tall?

#monsterdon #Yeti1977

@ohiofi yeti ex machina! #monsterdon

So John Wick was really just a remake of Yeti. Got it. #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

Please tell me this is healing Yeti spit.

#Monsterdon #YetiGiantOfTheTwentiethCentury1977

DOES HE HAVE HEALING SALIVA

#monsterdon #yeti1977

yeti uses Cure Light Wounds. #monsterdon

@Bluedepth I HATE Ontario Nazis.

#monsterdon #yeti

Indio LIVES!!!!!!!

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Great green 70s van, tho’!

#monsterdon #yeti1977

if the dog starts talking i’m gonna lose it #Monsterdon

your plan didn't account for there being a fucking YETI who LOVED HER!? that's what the WHOLE MOVIE is about #monsterdon

The yeeti: "Fuck this wall!"

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OH YEAH!

(Part Deux)

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#monsterdon what the hell has this film turned into????

It looks like they did product placement for construction equipment.

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#Monsterdon cops are lost. Typical.