Sadly no bingo for me this week

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#Monsterdon quick, I need an Italian without an O or I as the last letter of their last name! Or an E!

Now, post-feature musings: what were all those weird blocky bits you'd see under the yeti's fur around his middle in some shots (under the fur). And the sharp edges on the shins in some shots - like he had really boxy shin guards on under the suit. But they'd come and go ...

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@diazona @riedlr I will always boost Devil Girl everytime

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Hey, WTH…no abrupt ending? I’m disappointed…ok no, not really.
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My mom: "We didn't get any more nipple!"
Me: True, we should've gotten the other one to balance things out.

#monsterdon #yeti

#monsterdon I think that's all i got for #monsterdonbingo

Big reverberating Godzilla strides!#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Did I miss something?

I am amazed that they didn't have the mute kid talk at a pivotal point in the film. (And then be cured from that point forward, of course.)

I was sure that was exactly the level of writing we were dealing with.

So Yeti saved a dog with Magival Yeti Drool and got tired of the Toronto cops and evil businessmen and effed off to....Muskoka I guess I dunno

THE END

So I guess this is what Wolfman Jack did when Hilarious House of Frightenstein was on hiatus? There seemed to be am effort at a plot but I never got the point of this #Monsterdon but it was highly entertaining to watch. Just when I was about to think of something else it would remind me O CANADA THIS IS TORONTO DON'T FORGET TORONTO which I also appreciated. Maybe that was the point? Stuff happens in Toronto?

Thanks for another great one @Taweret !

They could have bottled the Yeti Spit to discover the cure for cancer or something. But no. #monsterdon

Uh.... is anyone getting this weird video on mikayu.media?!? #monsterdon

He’s had healing saliva all this time? #Monsterdon

honestly surprised the yeti survived the movie. i've gotten very used to every monster movie needing to kill off the monster by the end

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I will now go listen to all of Carmina Burana #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon tree projectile! excellent
rock projectile! excellent

i fell like yet would've fit in well on endor

Goodnight, fellow Monstersonians. That really was a movie we watched. #monsterdon

and the moral is there’s no greater love than a boy for his dog. also if you find a yeti in the ice leave it there #Monsterdon

@allanb @Taweret "high" you say 🍃

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@strangefour LASSIE JESUS!!!

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Ye-TI! Ye-TI! Ye-TI! Ye-TI!

#monsterdon #Yeti1977

That just what we're ending with? #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial @ottaross Dude stabbed himself lol #monsterdon

And the Yeti fucks off into the sea level rising.

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Yeeti crying a single manly tear, the end!

Worth the wait! Thanks all, esp. @Taweret and @ryan

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I zoned out a little at the end because I'm a little sick, but otherwise, what fun! Perfect example of a goodbad movie. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon The car is a matchbox. I love these little touches.

Well this was just.... #monsterdon

Well, I’m glad the dog DID NOT die.

#Monsterdon #YetiGiantOfTheTwentiethCentury1977

#Monsterdon 🦍 🌨️ 🗓️ 😱

OK Indio just gave side-eye while the boy actor was hugging him, obviously looking to his trainer as if to say 'do I have to let this kid manhandle me like this?'

@OliviaVespera omg yes they did

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Yeti ready for his close up!
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Oh hey it's lassie. #monsterdon

So ends another #Monsterdon. Thanks to @Taweret for hosting, and to everyone who posted or just lurked (like me), and remember #Monsterdoners: Yeeti, go away!

Does the dog die? Yes.
But the dog also comes back to life!
Sometimes Monsterdon gets to have it both ways!
#Monsterdon #Yeti

"Gaze into the yeti's eyes. His sensitive, dreamy eyes"

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The dog self-healed

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OK, dog just slipped in red paint. We good now.

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Dog subtitles:
"...by the power of Yeti spit, I am alive! Soon, all you hoo-mans will be destroyed! But until then ... how about some ear scratchies ... oohhhh, yes, I luvs the ear scratchies."

#Monsterdon #YetiGiantOfThe20thCentury

oh no is this an actual resolution?

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#Monsterdon 🦍 🌨️ 🗓️ 😱

INDIO faked his own death!!!

Yay Indio!!!

Best movie ever look at that dog run through the tall grasses to reunite with his boy!

A beautiful dog / boy slo-mo.

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Man I'm glad we spent that time on the board vote. Really cleared things up. #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

OMG WHAT. Yeti DOES have healing saliva! Now they're going to want to track him down all over again. #monsterdon

And how exactly did the dog survive? Who cares! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon aHhhhhhhh!!!!! Indio's ALIVE!!! and in slow mo!!!

For what it's worth when I was considering making a bingo card the first square was going to be ACAB. #monsterdon

The dog was just eating Raspberries! PSYCH! #monsterdon

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The slow-motion shot of boy and dog running towards each other forever really helped with the pacing of the movie.

And credits roll to Disco Carmina Burana!

Dog and boy have a moment.

Cut to calving glaciers and yeti's head drifting across the frame. Yeti is fucking off to the fjords.

Cue a hip mix of Carmina Burana ... are they actually saying something in English?

#Monsterdon #Yeti1977

"Don'y go away mad. Just go away." #Monsterdon

breaking-up is hard to do

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Those are definitely not American cops. #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

Yeah, Yeti, Toronto is not for you.

Try Yellowknife instead.

#monsterdon #yeti1977

"You're only making it worse."

"Worse? How can it possibly get worse? Jehovah Jehovah!"

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Yeti does the Cowardly Lion "put 'em up" kitty hand #monsterdon

I need to find out if Yeti actor was in anything else. Something that also had no lines.

#monsterdon #yeti

This guy is determined to make his laundry bill very expensive.

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@SordidAmok it’s magic yeti spit. #monsterdon

Girl to cops "You're only making it worse" : evergreen line

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Still looks like the Yeti is wearing less eye make up than JD Vance.

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What? Why is yeti rubbing spit on the dog?

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@skatem I have no doubt her agent told her this would be her big break. #monsterdon #yeti1977

These guys really think rolling away is faster than just getting up and running.

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rollin' rollin' rollin'
keep your actors rollin'

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Wow, finally, a REAL FUCKING HELICOPTER

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That's what you get for hitting the yeeti in the crotch with a crane.

#monsterdon #yeti1977

Cliff! Unbutton your shirt if you want to live!

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I am again completely lost

Ooof! Right in the #MONSTERDONG ! #monsterdon

and a slo-mo boy and dog reunite scene. i mean, i'll allow it, because doggo is good boy, but like. wow, this movie. #monsterdon

Yeti is so emotive when the cops shot at him he was all like "oh no you DIDN'T" it's FANTASTIC #Monsterdon

the doll prop 😭

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@moira This is why they put a strap on the Wii Remote, man. #Monsterdon

am i really high or did i just see hairy yeti balls #Monsterdon

Imagine seeing this film, never having been to Canada, and thinking Toronto is very near to Alps-sized mountains.

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#monsterdon you can clearly tell that hand is some kinda crane

Yeti like, "Oh... Kay. I guess I'll just... Leave, then. I guess." #Monsterdon

Sad Yeeti face #Monsterdon

The yeti can’t believe how easy it is to get people to kill themselves.

#Monsterdon #YetiGiantOfTheTwentiethCentury1977

Yes yeti, flee into the woods, where I'm sure no one will ever be able to find the FIFTY FOOT GODDAMN APEMAN >_> #Monsterdon

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Why did those men fall off that cliff and then they're perfectly fine?

Yeti looks very confused. "Why did those guys just throw themselves off the cliff?" is what he's wondering.

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did the yeti just Skyrim those goons off the side of the mountain?
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"Go back to the wilderness, to the mountains! Where life is like you knew it! Goodbye, yeti."

'Twas not bullets, but beauty s̶l̶a̶y̶e̶d̶ exiled the beast!

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The yeti pushed them over with his bad breath #Monsterdon

They're headed to the top of the mountain! Toronto Mountain I guess? (Back to filming in Italy again for the finale)

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Did yeti just yell them off a cliff?! #monsterdon

Yeti hate The Beach, Yeti throw everyone off cliffs.

Yeti say Is Beaches

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Yes, rock throwing!

#monsterdon #Yeti1977

Police still vrooming around. Will they ever arrive? #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

It's true, 70s cars were designed to explode in multiple stages if a tree fell on them #monsterdon

Wow the pathos this Yeti actor is showing is fantastic. He's out acting everyone else.
#Monsterdon #Yeti

#monsterdon
Writer : I've got a great idea for a corporate intrigue and gangster story!

Producer : Ok, but our contract is for a monster movie with a Yeti.

Writer : That's Ok, I'll make it work.

@ohiofi unexpected revival from knife wound by hairspray-analgesic #monsterdon

Spontaneous exploding 70s cars FTW!!! #monsterdon

"Does the rolling help?*

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hell yeah exploding cars!
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I'm not sure whether we're supposed to feel bad about the Professor's murder #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "has the yeti ever killed anyone?" "yeah but they were all bad!"