Yeti Movie Pros and Cons:

PRO:
* weird tragic plot line
* characters I could tell apart
* surprisingly mostly good soundtrack
* includes fun 1970s hardware, like "giant computer", "retro jitsi machine", "yellow cop car with two sirens like a star destroyer's scanner globes" and "awkward yeti oxygen machine"
* horny

CON:
* I'm confused what the evil plot was
* rampage scenes were awkward and strange
* why was the yeti screaming
* poor yeti
* horny

#monsterdon

I feel sad for the Yeti. Happy for the dog. Vindicated that the bad guys were crushed in various ways. Deeply disturbed by the scene I will NOT name. So many emotions... I require rest. I return to the glacier now for my long sleep.

Goodnight, monster people!

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Oh gawd. What a day to have eyes. #monsterdon

This is a Toho quality score. #monsterdon

@OliviaVespera

Why have 3rd act problems… when you can have 1st, 2nd, AND 3rd act problems! #monsterdon

This dog is the best actor in this movie and we all know it.

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#Monsterdon Thank you @Taweret for another lovely and actually kinda pleasant B-movie experience. I’m glad to have enjoyed this all with you folks.

The climbing scene makes me want to play Rampage (1986)

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Everything we know about Oligarchs confirms the plausibility of this Yeti expedition

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The sequel: #monsterdon

I give Yeti 4/5 giant nipples. It was, shockingly, a good movie, even if dragged in some parts and the rampaging bits didn't make much sense.

The music varied from "amazing" to "mildly annoying". I liked how the Yeti and the eccentric businessman were tragic characters, as was the professor, who was ruined by his desire to have a nice nap. The practical effects were neat. Also, it had a dog.

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*yeti looks completely nonplussed walking around downtown Toronto near University and Queen, around City Hall, because even in the late 70s we still had not prioritized the walkability of that neighbourhood, leaving it only a few narrow sidewalks to accommodate a huge volume of foot traffic. And in this case a volume of huge foot traffic.*

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I’m beginning to have some questions as to the scientific underpinnings of this film. #monsterdon #evergreen

"As god is my witness, I thought yetis could fly!" #monsterdon

Starring J.D. Vance as The Yeti

#monsterdon #yeti #JDVance

And just like that, #monsterdon is over, and my feed is back to cats and reasons to hate the Ketamine Kid

Thanks @Taweret for a film that technically met #monsterdon 's high standards!

@k8eb: "I need people to know... Toronto does not have icebergs"

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The police cars are the "hut hut hut" of this movie

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Characters in this #monsterdon in order of likeability (so far)

Dog (best boy)
Yeti (did nothing wrong)
Matching Children
Fourth Doctor
Large Eccentric Rich Guy
Yellow Jacket Man
Sneaky Suit Guy (he will betray us)

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Yeti gets very nervous during flights

#yeti #monsterdon

"Milk the YETI nipple, don't just stare at it, MILK IT!"

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I'm forever saying it "Yeeti", instead "Yeti" now, and with sadness and empathy like the haircut actress tonight.

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All that healing hairspray is still on his hand!

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Once again, the dog is the best actor in the scene, such a good boy

oh hey ho, the YETI has increased in size again....

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Orchestra only knows 2 songs. The dog ate the rest of their sheet music #monsterdon

I feel strongly that at some point early on they should’ve had a production meeting in which they decided how tall this yeti is. #monsterdon #yeti1977

This is an emergency, let me pack my cozy blanket and this comfy chair
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"The yeti has been taken out of his natural surroundings, his environment. It's difficult! We must be prepared for everything."

Look, he's not breathing regularly because there is visibly no snow on the ground, which means it is HAY FEVER SEASON. Get that yeti some antihistamines.

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