Wouldn't a high-altitude creature like the Yeti be adapted to low oxygen?

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How does it benefit Hunnicut to kill the yeti and the professor?

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#monsterdon so is this a, we're a rival company and we've come to steal the yeti?

Is this now a corporate espionage film?

huh, brainbox takes a beating pretty good for a scientist

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who put that hit out on the yeti!?!?!? #monsterdon

Pretty lucky Jane avoided breaking just about every bone and massive blunt force internal trauma #monsterdon

Imagine the pitch to the main actress:

Agent: so yah, your going to be the love interest of a giant, hairy, smelly monster

Actress: sure, why not!

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The yeetee, a creature from the Himalayas, requires unusually rich oxygen mix #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Yeti has pretty eyes. There, I said it.

HOW IS THERE STILL ANOTHER HALF-HOUR!?

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What are those sleazy men going to do to the Professor?!

The YETI is right to be disgusted by Humanity...

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#monsterdon wow, that was a quick prognosis

Could be those tanks are a little small. I’m no professor though. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Are they going to yeet the yeti?

honestly this thing makes superfriends logic look like a masterclass in plotting

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The DOGE shows up to f**k with the Yeti. #monsterdon

If we look at history, the periods when animals grew really large was when there was more oxygen in the atmosphere. So yeah.

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this man is not a doctor or a scientist, he just keeps showing up and telling people what to do #monsterdon

So. Much. Plaid. #Monsterdon

Did those two hired goons just kill the professor by repeatedly slamming him into an air conditioning unit? Was I reading that scene right?

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When was the last time we saw Lassie? is he still in the movie?
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yeeti is clearly suffering from a direly outdated wardrobe and can't go on because nobody gave him PANTS they were too busy keeping that one man's shirt unbuttoned #monsterdon

Yes Jane the goons are necessary you can't do capitalism without goons #Monsterdon

Turns out the yeti is allergic to humans and he's having an asthma attack

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Yeti shouldn't ate all that poutine. #monsterdon

We may have some disagreement on what it means to "hide" the yeti

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the "brain box" nickname is giving me ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK energy

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They can't keep scale right. #monsterdon #yeti1977

all he's et is one fish since he woke up. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon curved building. That’s Toronto City Hall all right.

"Oh Yeeti, what have you done?"

All Toronto wants me,
LORD I CAN'T GO BACK THERE 🎶

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They unplugged his CPAP machine, you BASTARDS #Monsterdon

WHEN HAVE ANY OF YOU FED HIM

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It would only be improved by a wizard drawn on the side

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Rich dude definitely sounds like Joe Flaherty.
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oh my god that van is SICK

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@roque not that I know of but it's easy to imagine some possibilities

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"jane managed to hide the yeti" UHHH

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#monsterdon It's the mystery machine!

I justt realized how much her voice sounds like the chick from Werewolf

Yeedy vs Wahrwilf?

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@roque The businessman quasi-villian's name / corporate logo

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that yeti is breaking every window in that damn building
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NO SCIENTIST WOULD READ THE SUN!

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I don't think that tiny (to the YETI) oxygen tank is going to do much help

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OK, I know I came into this movie late and this may be a dumb question, but is the black and white "HH" logo on a red circle supposed to be symbolic of anything in particular >_> #monsterdon

Hairy Yeti / What have you done? / You've made a fool of everyone

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Sleazy Cliff Chandler gets a new outfit for each scene

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TIL that Toronto police cars were painted yellow until 1986.

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At least bring him an ice cube. #monsterdon

"It's Jane. She's managed to hide the yeti."

How the fuck do you hide a yeti in the middle of Toronto?

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our telephone booth

in the middle of our street

our telephone booth

that is where we used to call the corporate boss

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"Cliff...Chandler?"

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All of these yeti looks are giving me strange.... tinglies.... #monsterdon

#Monsterdon ok that fall into the yeti's hand would probably still kill her

LOBLAWS SPOTTED

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#Monsterdon It looks like grandpa heard that. So you can hear us. You’re just an elderly jerk. Got it.

@wohali in Toronto obviously. "Big Yellow Taxi" was Ontario slang for police car. That is what Joni Mitchell was referring to in the song of that name...her guy getting arrested and taken away by the cops

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That's #MonsterdonBingo for me, by the way

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Muhahaha #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

@Taweret But that would have deprived those horny old ladies of the view!

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WHY IS EVERYONE RUNNING BOTH DIRECTIONS? THAT IS NOT HOW CROWDS BEHAVE WHEN FLEEING A VISIBLE AND CLEAR THREAT.

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Yeti looks down and realizes he's still carrying Jane. Oops!

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"It's jane, she's managed to hide the YETI"

Brilliant line, perfectly delivered

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Ugh - oh. Toronto City hall hasn't been in this much of a disarray since Rob Ford!

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Oh! Apparently Toronto police cars did look like cabs with red lights on them.

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(me jumping into a Toronto police car)
Need to go to the convention center, I'm late
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"The chief is ready to bust"

Stop pumping gas into him you monsters!

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And that little girl grew up to become… Celine Dion. So now you know, the rest, of the story.

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if you can build a giant phone booth for the yeti, you could've made some pants for the yeti

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she's shitting herself

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Who the fuck was this guy? Would any Canadians like to explain?
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they REALLY can't get the perspective right can they

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Yeti kicking out all the windows is just truly the best thing, every movie needs a sequence like this

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Stealth Yeti!

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Oh, it's a cop car. I wondered why she was telling a taxi. #Monsterdon

Mechanical siren on top, electronic siren under the hood

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How can you NOT KNOW where the GIANT APEMAN IS? #Monsterdon

Yeti respects public transit, but I bet he won't respect these cops too much

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Somehow the yeti has acquired a fairly sophisticated understanding of modern architecture

*That* would also have been a great movie

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#Monsterdon girl's sittin in the bottom of that broken elevator looking up at the horrible monster with beautiful blow-dried hair and thinking "i can fix him"

That'll do, Fey Wray. That'll do. #monsterdon

In what city are cop cars YELLOW?!?!?!??!?!?!

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I like how she's the only one who pronounces Yeti like how Guy Fieri wants you to say Fieri #monsterdon

it's great how the yeti loves to break every window on the building
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Yeah, it's not the fall that kills you, it's the kaiju wrist bone at the end

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Yeti making mad business for some Toronto glazier.

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The princess is in another castle.... #monsterdon

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Now we're playing rampage.

“Jane! Stop this crazy thing!” #monsterdon

Now it's Yeh-teh. #monsterdon

and her back snapped in two
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ok the kicking-the-windows-in set piece is actually pretty good

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Public Safety Sign.
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Right, he's messing with the elevator. We get it

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#Monsterdon It’s like someone flushed the human toilet…

They actually built this model and filmed the feet smashing through glass windows.

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holy crap these effects are so good

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Now Yeti is 40 feet tall. How tall will he be on the Toronto streets? 30? 50?
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#monsterdon My wife: "She's hot for the yeti!!!"