@apLundell And yet none of the pieces of that plot are connected to each other. #monsterdon #yeti1977

this was a movie about a dog, right? #monsterdon

#monsterdon What kind of uniform is that pilot wearing? Is he fresh from the Napoleonic wars?

Nobody ever listens to her EXCEPT the yeti. #monsterdon

yeeti fucks off into the wilderness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! which is the normal yeti habitat!!!!!!!!!! #monsterdon

all seven members of the 1977 toronto police department wave goodbye

#monsterdon #Yeti1977

So goodbye to Yeti, but the dog’s fine.
And The Yetians sing us out. Yay!

Thanks @Taweret and everyone. #monsterdon

Indio the collie deserves to be in a much better film #monsterdon

Anyway, whatever his evil plan is, Yellow Jacket Man has the Little Brother as a hostage and tries to shoot the Yeti with a large rifle but fails to hit, and the Yeti rescues the little brother and screams more, then knocks a truck over and squishes Yellow Jacket Man with his foot.

The cops show up but so far have not shot at the Yeti.

#monsterdon

"what's a scale?" #monsterdon

I can't figure out how the cops can't find this 20-50 foot tall yeti walking around town.

#Monsterdon #yeti

Yeti blots out the sun. Epic #monsterdon

“Cliff”? Something tells me nomen est omen.

#Monsterdon #Yeti1977

Director loves seeing guys roll around #monsterdon

Cliff Chandler rolling across the ground like a worm

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To be fair, it's really hard to hit a randomly self-resizing target.

#monsterdon #Yeti1977

everytime the yeti is shown with his legs open, I think he is flashing his enemies to make they feel ridiculous
#monsterdon

MONSTER STOMP

Well, there goes an odious character. F

#monsterdon

The dog's palpable confusion at being petted by the hand hydraulic is the best thing in this movie so far #monsterdon

That's a good mockup of the actual warehouse, seen below.

#monsterdon

OH YEAH!!!
#Monsterdon #Yeti

magic yeti spit?

#Monsterdon

yeti can pet dogs back to life!?!?!?! this is the best movie of all time! #monsterdon

"Tell all our men to meet us at the top of the mountain"

But why though? What is all this about?

#monsterdon

@roque Didn't even make sense

#Monsterdon

"Come with me if you want to live" - Yeti

#Monsterdon

Uhhhh, why is there a bed and a SPOTLIGHT on it in the random Massey Ferguson warehouse!??!?!?!

#monsterdon

i don't think this movie is even about the yeti anymore

#monsterdon

I have seen some movies that make no sense over the years, but this thing may be in a class by itself. I mean, using the yeti to sell gasoline and snack foods has thus far been the *most* coherent part of this plot.

#monsterdon #yeti1977

The Lead actress loses out to the dog on acting ability and hair

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Back at the warehouse, the cops have decided that the Yeti is guilty; the Smart Daughter tries to explain that he was asleep and so he is innocent.

Back at the cop factory, which inexplicably has a Giant Univac Computer in the background, the top cop decides that the Yeti is guilty and sends cops to attack the Yeti. He tells the eccentric rich guy this via a phone call, and the Eccentric Rich Guy is sad, crying at the end of his gigantic table.

#monsterdon

@Zerofactorial @trixter

This soundtrack totally wasted

#Monsterdon #Yeti1977 #Yeti

"if the police start questioning us, I'll answer"

this man has clearly never interacted with the police

#monsterdon

I want business guy to be so sad about his scientist buddy's death that his bow tie pops off

#Monsterdon

Coffee is not served, but in use

#monsterdon #Yeti1977

#Monsterdon The only way to tame the wild Yeti is with a huge curly mass of steel wool. Roughly fifteen minutes of passion and he’ll be asleep in moments. Like a man.

(this movie not affiliated with Massey Ferguson)

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I hope the YETI kills Cliff Chandler.

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["Fortuna" resumes]

#Monsterdon

"...better call the police!"
"But, aren't we the police?"
"Oh shit..."

#Monsterdon #YetiGiantOfThe20thCentury

Toe strangled by a yeti.

That was not on my "horror movie death scene" bingo card. #monsterdon

I'm tired of these Massey Ferguson Yetis on this Massey Ferguson plane.
#Monsterdon #Yeti

Ooouuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa #monsterdon #yeti1977

This is the worst stomping in the history of stompings.

#Monsterdon

Yeti finally has a toehold on the situation #Monsterdon

I love how much NETWORK energy this Business Shitheads plot has

#Monsterdon

That MF logo is *definitely* a wink to the 70s audience #monsterdon

After getting more oxygen, the Yeti makes up and is mad; he seems to realize that the sleazy goons were the source of the trouble and starts smashing them in a Targeted Rampage. They run outside and start hiding behind construction equipment, which is the strategy I used in the construction equipment levels in X-COM.

#monsterdon

@moira in Canada so, Yeti vs. Wolverine #monsterdon

Now for some Kung Fu!

*I hope

#monsterdon

Ug, it's taking so long for this sleazy man to die....

#monsterdon

The speeding cop-car sequences seem totally gratuitous. Probably necessary to get the filming rights in Toronto in 1977.

#monsterdon

Time check, 1h17m, woman screaming while grabbing her head in terror and then fleeing. Perfect GIF capture moment.

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#monsterdon It's Yeti time!!!!!

Yeti gently crush henchman like grape.

#Monsterdon #Yeti1977

Jane's dress is a little too sheer

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I wonder how much a custom manufactured single-use yeti oxygen cannula costs.

#monsterdon #yeti

Who is Jane and her sister/brother exactly?

I don't know why they are in this film at all in terms of backstory

#monsterdon

@riedlr such a clever boy, he knew #monsterdon

#monsterdon This movie has too much plot.

#Monsterdon Little kid knows what’s what. Rub the Yeti boy. You’ll figure it out. Then you’ll get a yogurt spritz. A buckets worth. Little ice cubes in it. Cause, yeti.

Lassie's back! Quick give the Yeti CPR Lassie!
#Monsterdon #Yeti

The Dog is like... how did my agent get me into this friggin film?!? #monsterdon

Orchestra found their missing music! #monsterdon

The way they say "yeti" is entirely unnecessary

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That was quite a brutal beating for a character we are definitely supposed to like after the build-up of little things

#Monsterdon

And now everyone is piling into the Mystery Machine?!?!?!?!?!

#monsterdon

@allanb it's a clothing line, and a music label! #monsterdon

The green van with plaid seats is the best thing I've seen in this movie so far

#monsterdon

Cinematography by Quentin Tarantino.
#Monsterdon #Yeti

Let's turn all these dials and press all these buttons, okay?

#Monsterdon

Wait

They had a yeti-size nasal cannula on hand?

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@Taweret #Monsterdon

"If the yeti doesn't get oxygen he'll die!"

So who wants to give him mouth to mouth? #Monsterdon

How are there still 30 minutes left in this movie?! #monsterdon #yeti

Porno Music in 3...2...1... #monsterdon

"I'll just sit here with a newspaper and watch the YETI die."

Loving that 70s Business Suit, Hunting Rifle look all the men in Toronto have...

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#monsterdon "He's so big" I'm sorry folks I can't

@SordidAmok nothing will convince me that’s not Channing Tatum #Monsterdon

Green Scooby Mobile! #monsterdon

You still trust daddy warbucks at this point? That seems foolish. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon They put lights on taxis and giant block letters. That’s ACAB amusante

#monsterdon It's thematic because the Yeti was also in a booth.

there's still a bunch of movie left somehow #monsterdon

let's manifest yeti unfreezing a giant pterodactyl and fucking off into the sunset #monsterdon

Here comes the Canadian bacon

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Violent rampage time!

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@nev Last time I was there you could still find strands of yeti hair floating in the breeze

#monsterdon #Yeti1977

All the Canuck women are like... #monsterdon

Seriously, the yeti actor is nailing this. #monsterdon #yeti

#Monsterdon It’s refreshing to see absolutely zero chivalry in the escape from the elevator scene. Screw you bitch, I’m just going to climb over you!

Ha ha. He was eating dinner and a yeti kicked him

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Yeti leaning into frame, "hey girl~ How you doin~?"
#Monsterdon #Yeti

Immediately search "Did Toronto really have cop cars that looked like cabs with sirens?" Turns out it did! #monsterdon

YETI admiring Toronto's Modernist architecture

🎵 "Oh YEETI, what have you done?"🎵

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Okay, so the Yeti starts rampaging and breaking building because he didn't like the camera flashes; the puny humans start hiding from him, but he smashes more walls; this makes the Smart Daughter horny. A puritanical god punishes her for her sins by stranding her on the side of the building, but she is rescued by the Yeti, making her even hornier.

#monsterdon

1970s Toronto cop cars you look ridiculous.
#Monsterdon #Yeti

I LOVED that game!!! #monsterdon

What a nightmare being squished in an elevator with beautiful young models in silk dresses falling all over everything. I know I'd be doing the first-out-the-door George Costanza thing too

#monsterdon

Yeti is terribly confused, because going by all the movies he's seen, this is what New York looks like

#Monsterdon