starring Mimmo Crao as Yeti

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I did get a bingo btw ^_^

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And as Yeti lopes off into the mountains, it’s revealed that his spit can restore a dead dog to life, thus setting up for a sequel where Hunnicut attempts to recoup his losses with a pharmaceutical miracle.

So, what we had here was an Italian kaiju movie set in Canada? Nothing at all like King Kong, though, because where Kong climbed up a building to get away, Yeti climbed *down.* Totally different. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon YETI SALIVA HEALS DOGS

Ya have to go to #Monsterdon for the premium Toronto content.

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OK, #monsterdon is over, my day can start now.

Hey. Hey guys and gals and NB pals. Remember. Remember the Yeeti nipple scene? That was freaking weird. Why was that there?
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More Canadian funk!

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@Newpa_Hasai https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vr0nIZ3YEhw

Still need to find the Yeti song yet. #monsterdon

I could live without the yeti close up

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To quote a fellow #Monsterdon watcher from a few months back: “…of all the films we’ve watched, that was one of them!” My favourite comment of all time, and I’m sorry I don’t remember who tooted it.

@jonny This is what Sunday evenings were made for

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So... does anyone know if Yeti is still single?

Asking for a friend...

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Yeti spit healed the dog?

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The more often I do #Monsterdon the more of my post-movie Plex recommendations are old #Monsterdon movies

i haven't been so delighted by a movie theme song since Yor Hunter from the Future

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YE-TI NIP-PLES! YE-TI NIP-PLES! YE-TI NIP-PLES! YE-TI NIP-PLES!

#MonsterfuckersRejoyce #monsterdon #Yeti1977

Yeti was even more than I expected. It was so, so much. What a movie. What a yeti. What a nipple.

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Well that certainly was a thing someone put on film. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Happy Ending: magical Yeti Spit apparently heals dead pet. (That's a real thing that happened in the movie)

#Monsterdon The hauler truck was the Ford Pinto after all.

Maybe I was wrong about Jane and Cliff hooking up. Of course, the movie isn't over

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This bangin disco hit theme song is "Yeti". Played by "The Yetians!"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GQL2M8ZDp0w&pp=0gcJCfcAhR29_xXO

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Wowee, I am glad I didn't miss this one! (I think?) 'Night, all! #Monsterdon

The yeti says that only you can stop global warming.

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the theme "YETI" if played by "the Yetians"

[sic]

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The Yetians ROCK #monsterdon

what

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Wow that was shit

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#Monsterdon was that it??? We don't kill the yeti, bad guys are dead. Indio's alive and that's it????

People are the real monsters ending coming in 5 4 3...

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He Hulked off into the sea #monsterdon #yeti

Lassie is bloodied, but otherwise fine afterall.

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OH GOD THE MOVIE LOOPS HELP US

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Chekov’s healing spray saved the day! #monsterdon #yeti

#Monsterdon my god Indio is badass, can survive anything. Blood stained fur, they don't care.

Yeti has the power to knock you off a cliff with just a glance. #monsterdon

Crao always looks like he doesn't know why he's in a movie

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"Can't you see we don't WANT YOU ANYMORE?!" —John Lithgow, Henry and the Hunnicuts

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Please don't make the boy speak

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Awww.. The dog lived. Good for you movie! #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

@apLundell And yet none of the pieces of that plot are connected to each other. #monsterdon #yeti1977

this was a movie about a dog, right? #monsterdon

#monsterdon What kind of uniform is that pilot wearing? Is he fresh from the Napoleonic wars?

Nobody ever listens to her EXCEPT the yeti. #monsterdon

yeeti fucks off into the wilderness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! which is the normal yeti habitat!!!!!!!!!! #monsterdon

all seven members of the 1977 toronto police department wave goodbye

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can someone please make a GIF of the cop's WTF moment

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So goodbye to Yeti, but the dog’s fine.
And The Yetians sing us out. Yay!

Thanks @Taweret and everyone. #monsterdon

Indio the collie deserves to be in a much better film #monsterdon

Anyway, whatever his evil plan is, Yellow Jacket Man has the Little Brother as a hostage and tries to shoot the Yeti with a large rifle but fails to hit, and the Yeti rescues the little brother and screams more, then knocks a truck over and squishes Yellow Jacket Man with his foot.

The cops show up but so far have not shot at the Yeti.

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"what's a scale?" #monsterdon

I can't figure out how the cops can't find this 20-50 foot tall yeti walking around town.

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Yeti blots out the sun. Epic #monsterdon

“Cliff”? Something tells me nomen est omen.

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Director loves seeing guys roll around #monsterdon

Cliff Chandler rolling across the ground like a worm

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wait did the dog just return from the dead

or is Herbie still stuck in the warehouse, hallucinating on too much oxygen

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To be fair, it's really hard to hit a randomly self-resizing target.

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everytime the yeti is shown with his legs open, I think he is flashing his enemies to make they feel ridiculous
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MONSTER STOMP

Well, there goes an odious character. F

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The dog's palpable confusion at being petted by the hand hydraulic is the best thing in this movie so far #monsterdon

That's a good mockup of the actual warehouse, seen below.

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OH YEAH!!!
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magic yeti spit?

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yeti can pet dogs back to life!?!?!?! this is the best movie of all time! #monsterdon

"Tell all our men to meet us at the top of the mountain"

But why though? What is all this about?

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@roque Didn't even make sense

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"Come with me if you want to live" - Yeti

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Uhhhh, why is there a bed and a SPOTLIGHT on it in the random Massey Ferguson warehouse!??!?!?!

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i don't think this movie is even about the yeti anymore

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I have seen some movies that make no sense over the years, but this thing may be in a class by itself. I mean, using the yeti to sell gasoline and snack foods has thus far been the *most* coherent part of this plot.

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The Lead actress loses out to the dog on acting ability and hair

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there are many things in this movie that are yellow that should not be yellow

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Yeti strangled that goon with his toes

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Back at the warehouse, the cops have decided that the Yeti is guilty; the Smart Daughter tries to explain that he was asleep and so he is innocent.

Back at the cop factory, which inexplicably has a Giant Univac Computer in the background, the top cop decides that the Yeti is guilty and sends cops to attack the Yeti. He tells the eccentric rich guy this via a phone call, and the Eccentric Rich Guy is sad, crying at the end of his gigantic table.

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@Zerofactorial @trixter

This soundtrack totally wasted

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"if the police start questioning us, I'll answer"

this man has clearly never interacted with the police

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ACTING #monsterdon

I want business guy to be so sad about his scientist buddy's death that his bow tie pops off

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Coffee is not served, but in use

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#Monsterdon The only way to tame the wild Yeti is with a huge curly mass of steel wool. Roughly fifteen minutes of passion and he’ll be asleep in moments. Like a man.

(this movie not affiliated with Massey Ferguson)

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I hope the YETI kills Cliff Chandler.

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["Fortuna" resumes]

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"...better call the police!"
"But, aren't we the police?"
"Oh shit..."

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I like how they're sneaking around behind the heavy equipment peeking around corners like the 15m tall monster will be hiding under a box or something.

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Toe strangled by a yeti.

That was not on my "horror movie death scene" bingo card. #monsterdon

I'm tired of these Massey Ferguson Yetis on this Massey Ferguson plane.
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Ooouuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa #monsterdon #yeti1977

This is the worst stomping in the history of stompings.

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Yeti finally has a toehold on the situation #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Of course it makes perfect sense for the Yeti to need an oxygen rich atmosphere, like his native The Himalayas.

I love how much NETWORK energy this Business Shitheads plot has

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That MF logo is *definitely* a wink to the 70s audience #monsterdon

After getting more oxygen, the Yeti makes up and is mad; he seems to realize that the sleazy goons were the source of the trouble and starts smashing them in a Targeted Rampage. They run outside and start hiding behind construction equipment, which is the strategy I used in the construction equipment levels in X-COM.

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@moira in Canada so, Yeti vs. Wolverine #monsterdon

Now for some Kung Fu!

*I hope

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Ug, it's taking so long for this sleazy man to die....

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The speeding cop-car sequences seem totally gratuitous. Probably necessary to get the filming rights in Toronto in 1977.

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