I imagine the Yeti willl appreciate his parade. #monsterdon

This film has suddenly turned into Severance

#monsterdon

You’ll definitely go into orbit once you see the Yeti Hog Dong. LOL. #monsterdon yay! We have Disco!

"Take the YETI for a spin around our landmarks first, we have the time...."

#monsterdon

Okay… say what you will about how *unrealistic* the first act was… but that MARKETING sequence tho!

#monsterdon

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The changing scale of the yeti is dizzying

I love that the official yeti t shirts reference the nipple grab #monsterdon

HAHAHAHAHA of *course* the first thing they do after meeting the Yeti is use him to market hair care products and gasoline

...wtf movie...

#Monsterdon

please stop framing the yeti in ways that suggest the other characters are staring at his dick

#Monsterdon

Wait, they seriously named her Jane? Tarzan references much?

#Monsterdon

After eating the fish, the Yeti offers a fish skeleton to the Smart Daughter; this makes her mad because she says that all men are the same; I guess her last boyfriend gave her a giant fish skeleton or something. Anyway, she is still very horny for the giant Yeti.

The adult search party appears to chaperone this encounter, and they give the Yeti some spray medicine to heal his gunshot wound. He is scared but trusts the children enough for them to use a healing item on him.

#monsterdon

Best way to clean a bullet wound is with Lysol my Mom alwasy said... #monsterdon

this yeti's face journeys are something else #monsterdon

...yeah, this is the writer's *undisguised* fetish. They just implied monster fucking

#monsterdon #Yeti1977

It's too late for tender hair combing, YOU DID THE NIPPLE THING

#Monsterdon

"ONLY THE GIRL MAY USE THE HAIRSPRAY ON ME"

#monsterdon

"He's mistaken you for his children, maybe you for his mate."

"You might have some duties to perform!"

WHAT
WHAT THE HELL

Red flag there, sir.

#monsterdon

lol @ the professor, high as fuck, happy with the 50ft YETI taking that girl for a wife...

#monsterdon

What's that Lassie? The yeti is trapped in the old well?

#monsterdon

Such a romantic fish skeleton

#monsterdon

Lou Ferrigno never could've pulled off that hairdo

#monsterdon

Don't shove your pistol down your pants.

#monsterdon

Is the one on the left a girl or a boy? I can't tell...

#monsterdon

LOL, the professor is still so high, it's brilliant....

#monsterdon

FUN FACT: The actor that played The Yeti later played Skeletor in Masters Of The Universe (1987)

#monsterdon #JDVance

I will hug them and pet them. Call them George. #monsterdon

Those spectators are still running around in circles.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon The Yeti knows, it’s definitely Maybelline.

Are you ther God? It’s me, Yeti. #Monsterdon

YETI NIPPLE! OH NO! OH NOOOO!
#Monsterdon #Yeti

Is the YETI flirting with the rich girl?

Oh come the fuck on....

#monsterdon

The spectators have been running around the trailer park for a long time without getting anywhere fast.

#monsterdon

LOL @ "look out, he's got a tree" and all that happened in that scene

#monsterdon

With that big hair, he's a shoe in for a 70s metal band.

#monsterdon

Sure bring your dog. Bring a picnic. We’ll make a day of it!
#monsterdon

Yeti butt

#monsterdon

You can't fool me. That cage is actually a 19U server cabinet. I've cut myself on those enough times to know.

#Monsterdon

RIP Giant Canadian Phone Booth

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon the problem with running film backwards like that is that the smoke effect is kind of a giveaway.

YETI has every right to be upset

#monsterdon

Mimmo Crao isn't wearing a costume. He was a hairy guy who was willing to do nude work, if the film required it.

#monsterdon

This Professor is very much of the "Move fast and break things" variety, isn't he?

Oh don't blame it all on the handsome dog!

#monsterdon

No one expected the creature would be extremely unnerved to wake up suddenly and find himself up in the air with no control over his situation. Really? #monsterdon

Gosh, maybe flying around in a helicopter dangling a monster in a giant phone booth wasn't a good idea.

#monsterdon

he was melting in the helicopter phone booth this whole time???? put him down!!!!!!!!! of course he is scared!!!! #monsterdon

He’s going into Future Shock!

#yeti #monsterdon

We've successfully revived the yeti! Quick! Gas the yeti! #monsterdon

Let Nature give him life, if she will. Oh hell, just shock him.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon they used this in Conan the Destroyer too. Ba boom. Kettle drummer was very happy that day.

I like the literal oscilloscope

#monsterdon #Yeti1977

I'll give it to Jurassic Park, they had a very plausible reason to have kids on a dangerous adventure— it was supposed to be an amusement park

Most of the #Monsterdon movies don't bother explaining why 10 year olds are allowed to do monster wrangling

I feel like there are a lot of assumptions going into this yeti being from the himalayas? Unless I missed something about how he ended up in ice, I thought it was around the arctic ocean?

#monsterdon #Yeti1977

Found out about a new spot near me today. Their pasta gets really food reviews but I was feeling pizza-ey. Crust is perfectly done and the tomato sauce is nice and thick. Definitely try the lasagna/spaghetti. #Monsterdon

@socketwench you can tell he's not a real scientist because he did literally just stop and ask if they SHOULD revive the Yeti.

Jurassic Park taught me that real scientists don't do that.

#Monsterdon

Really confused as to the size of this being, toy helicopters are not good for scale...

#monsterdon

Does Trump know the Canadians have a yeti?

#monsterdon

@bunnyhero #monsterdon
I now realize I too have seen this one. I remember the big red erector set…of science.

The plot thickens as the Large Rich Guy has a sneaky lieutenant, who after the video conference goes into a side office and calls a Mysterious Patron. He is apparently plotting to betray him; I'm sure this treachery will not cause any problems.

#monsterdon

This professor is high as fuck and I appreciate that

"WE MUST MERGE SCIENCE AND PHILOSOPHY!"

#monsterdon

All that man in the yellow jacket does is smoke and leer over that girl

#monsterdon

The soft porn background music is making me uncomfortable

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Morgan will have a waaafer thin mint. Kaboom!

In the next scene, we are somewhere that requires coats, probably canada, where a large coated crowd has gathered to watch some employees shoot flame throwers at a block of ice. The Science Master from before is watching and taking notes, as are Two Matching Children in White Coats. Other people are watching too; flamethrowering an Ice Block is a fun collective experience.

We learn that the ice block contains a big hairy guy frozen into the ice, perhaps the titular 'Yeti'.

#monsterdon

The millionaire plans to open a theme park… Welcome To Yetassic Park!

#monsterdon #yeti

I bet sunlight would work just as well and be way less dangerous than flame throwers, but what do I know? #Monsterdon

The standard beautiful teen girl and her little brother, Cillian Murphy

#Monsterdon

"What's your grandfather going to do with it, Jane?"

girl shrugs "BBQ?"

#monsterdon

"But when the world needed him most, The Avatar just vanished..." #monsterdon

Jodie Foster is not amused. There is only one way to win Jodie Foster’s heart…

#yeti #monsterdon

Didn't any of you guys watch The Thing? #Monsterdon

Also the SimCity4 player in me is recognising buildings from the game, yayy!

#monsterdon

@allanb @ramsey @Copperplate @riedlr

Tough call. #monsterdon

This is going to be stuck in my head for days now

https://youtu.be/97FAle0F1jE

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You're hair isn't truly great, unless it's YETI great. Try new Alpine-scented YETI shampoo and conditioner.

"I was frozen for a MILLION YEARS. Talk about bed head! But I woke up without a worry about how my hair would look, because I always use YETI brand shampoo and conditioner."

Mr Yee T., Satisfied Customer

#monsterdon

@SnoopJ And here's a one-second, take-away clip to share with your friends (or not—probably not).

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Dunno who asked for it but I saw a request fly by. Here is the entire Yeti Nipple Sequence for your viewing (dis)pleasure

#Monsterdon #Yeti1977

I forgot to show you! It was delicious though, like key lime pie with crunchy coconut

Yeti pudding #Monsterdon

@Copperplate @allanb @riedlr @ramsey I’m trying to be an influencer with the flat earth crowd. #monsterdon

Can't believe I missed the German giant octopus movie. Yeah, I know I can watch it in the archive, but it's not the same.

#monsterdon

Upon reflection I think the true moral of Yeti this #monsterdon was that scientists who trust businessmen and figure they'll work out the ethics later get murdered by hitmen and have their deaths blamed on yeti.

I watched Yeti earlier. Sorry I missed the toot-along, but some of my favourite bits:

- Teenage-model-heroine places a phone call from a phone booth dropped haphazardly in the middle of a puddle.
- All the Massey Ferguson product placement.
- The henchman killed with the - “gonna crush you, hmm, maybe not, psych! - TOE STRANGLE”
- From downtown Toronto: “Drive up the mountain!”… Um, wat!?

Thanks @Taweret for hosting, and everyone who tooted, will be reading through them now!

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Top highlights of this week's #monsterdon movie (Yeti: Giant of the 20th Century):
- fully articulated yeti nipple
- funky 70s remix of O Fortuna
- Good Dog

10/10, would recommend

@allanb @riedlr @ramsey Raw yeti milk is great for the immune system. #monsterdon

Well, now that I tricked you all into voting for Yayti, I’m off to do my book tour.

Too soon?

#monsterdon

whew, it's over. That was a very #monsterdon movie.

@skatem

I first saw that from MightyBattleCat on Twitter who posted this a long while back.

"Of all the movies I've seen, that was certainly one of them."

#Monsterdon

@moira When you tell your kids this story, remember, you asked for it.

#Monsterdon

@riedlr That would explain why he didn't populate the earth. #monsterdon

@riedlr my wife an I watched this a few weeks ago, I think Monsterdon would appreciate it #monsterdon

@ScruffyJunco well, I've never seen THAT before.....

#monsterdon

once in a while y'just gotta go "thank the gods for Italian cinema"

Fellini

Sergio Leone

Whatever the fuck this just was

#monsterdon #Yeti1977 #TeamYeti

The amazing thing about this week's #monsterdon is that even after watching the whole film, I still have no idea how tall that Yeti was supposed to be, and I have no idea how old either of the kids were supposed to be.

@SordidAmok That would be @Taweret (although the final selection is made by a poll each Monday - follow #MonsterdonAlert to see it)

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do we know why there are horseshoes on the conference table? #monsterdon

@jonny @riedlr @ramsey Not once in the process - script, storyboard, effects, rehearsals, or filming… not once did someone say “hey, this seems wrong.” #monsterdon

A classic #Monsterdon if there ever was one!

- Friendly yeti
- Just one random scene of weird sexual allusions (optional)
- Monster gets to stomp some people who deserve it
- Monster fucks off into the sea
- Funkina Burana

Thanks @Taweret for hosting and everyone for posting!

yeti really was like "I could crush him under my foot but...I think I'll strangle him with my toes instead." #monsterdon

I kind of love how in all these YouTube previews the play button spared us the Yeti Butt Crack experience. #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

So the plots of this movie were:

Scientist finds yeti and wants to study him

Rich guy wants to promote his businesses

Orphans deal with trauma-induced muteness

Yeti can't make sense of this modern world

Guy positioned as the male lead does some kind of corporate takeover and commits assault, murder

Girl accepts sexual harassment by yeti as normal

Boy find comfort in the unconditional love of a noble hero dog

#Monsterdon

In case you need that upbeat jazzy disco theme song in your life, the internet archive has you covered.
https://archive.org/details/Yeti1977

#Monsterdon