Yeti was in a movie about haircare with an environmental message. Sadly that wasn't the movie we watched.
#Monsterdon #Yeti
This movie deserves a sequel where the dog falls into an iceberg and wakes up several million years from now. #monsterdon
Now do we all understand why Monsterdon had to see this movie? Why it was championed for so long? It's so dumb and so crazy. And it has Lassie Jesus.
Also a yeti I guess?
#Monsterdon #Yeti
my final thoughts are "what the fuck did I just watch," which is really the ideal #Monsterdon experience, so I think this was a success. Did NOT expect all the Toronto content???
Thanks @Taweret for hosting as always! And @Cherizilla for the bingo card.
Best scene in the entire movie.
@OliviaVespera Don't forget Funkina Burana
#monsterdon they knew the funktuna with yeti lyrics was the highlight of the film
okay, so Yeti lives the rest of his days alone on a gradually shrinking ice sheet, the boy never speaks again but it's fine coz his dog came back from the dead after being spat upon by Yeti, and the girl's creepy creeper has been squashed by the nicest guy she's met. so, i guess everything's fine. great job everyone. thank you but please go away. (^_^) #monsterdon
and so, many things occurred. I didn't really understand them but they sure did
ty for joining, everyone!!
π¦#MONSTERDON Goodbye!
Thank you @Taweret for hosting this furry farce! Now I need a snack!
and thanks @Cherizilla for the Bingo card! "Monsterdon cheers for the Yeti" is def appropriate.
And to all the members of the Real Time Film Analysis Squad: You bet your erect nipple this was one of the best tootstreams!
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I fucking told you! Best. #monsterdon. Ever!
Wait, yeti magic spit has zombified lassie?
#monsterdon
YOU BROUGHT HIM HERE AND NOW YOU'RE JUST TELLING HIM TO GO AWAY
HE DID NOT BRING THIS UPON HIMSELF
Look out! He's got a tree!
the 3 genders:
yeti
boy
girl
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SQUISH
Upon further review, it was a rifle grenade
I think I missed the part where the big bad explained what his plan was... I'm not sure how framing the Yeti is going to help him do anything? Like I guess he wants to kidnap the Yeti for his own evil business, maybe? Or kill the Yeti and sell the body?
I dunno.
Apparenlty, the kid who played Herbie Honeycutt (Jim Sullivan) seems not to have appeared in another film.
So we have entered the car chase in the movie, where a convoy of goon-laden sports cars are trying to lure the Yeti to the top of the mountain, and the Yeti is yelling at them and smashing one car with a giant rock that he got from the giant rock store. Some of the goons run off a cliff and die because they were dumb.
The police are following, and the Smart Daughter is following too, on foot; she gets the police to give her a lift.
"Yeti is friend to all children!"
If the dog dies, we riot
A large boulder the size of a small boulder held by a variable-size yeti
So the daughter, being the smartest character, realizes that this is all Yellow Jacket Man's fault and his goons kidnap her and kill her dog, the greatest crime in this movie.
Yellow Jacket Man is about to sexually assault her. Then the Yeti breaks down the wall to rescue her and her brother; the goons run away (taking the little brother), and we get a sad camera pan over the dying dog; the Yeti screams in mourning before leaving the building (which explodes).
lol, they just throw themselves off the cliff, the film being too much for them.
@skatem at this point in Canada - 1977 - there was a weird- haired celebrity child singer named Rene Simard that I suspect they may have been channelling here with Herbie.
I don't like this
How to give your characters depth, Yeti-style
1) make your character a weirdo (he descends to a picnic via a helicopter carrying a ski lift
2) give your character a tragic flaw (e.g. greedy businessman willing to exploit sasquatches for fame and fortune)
3) give your character a sympathetic reaction (e.g. he feels bad when he friend dies because of his actions)
Greatest sad face on the history of italian-canadian cinema.
#monsterdon
DID THEY JUST STAB THE DOG
C'mon back, yeti, we're going to need some more stomping, please and thanks.
Mimmo Crao throwing Tonka toys in 5 4 3...
Yetis love breaking glass. Itβs science. #monsterdon #yeti
proposition: death by Yeti toes is the writer's barely-disguised fetish in action, taken with the shot of those piggies in the beginning of the thawing sequence
Unpleasant Ways to Die #monsterdon
Look, if a fucking Yeti manages to sneak up on you, it's your fault
The yeti woke up, killed an egghead, reconnected his breathing tubes and went back to sleep. Sounds plausible
The villains suffered massive cardboard box injuries.
The green van is like the Canadian Mystery Machine
The yeti, an enormous monster who can hold an entire adult woman and a child in the palm of his hand easily, somehow, inside a enclosed warehouse where he cannot stand up, while nearly passed out, went on a rampage and killed one guy, with no apparent damage to anything else in the entire building.
Uh-huh.
#Monsterdon Yeti has had such a trying time. Rampaging through Toronto is very tiring work.
(For anyone wondering why these two goons are wandering through a field of parked construction vehicles, that part is completely plausible. Toronto's like that.)
MONSTER SQUASH! ...or not..? Mysteriously spared?? Oh, nope, grabbed between two toes and then squished murderously, I think? This is a bit hard to follow.
After murdering the Doctor, the sleezy goons call more sleezy goons; I thought this was to smuggle the Yeti away but it seems like it was to set another evil plot in motion. When the cops and the daughter arrive, they cannily leave one goon behind to pretend he was knocked unconscious by the Yeti, and that the Yeti killed the Fourth Doctor.
That has to be the most pointless "don't look" in cinema history
they framed the yeti for the professor's murder... rude
So many combovers as well, this movie is brimming with sleazy men!
Why are they body-slamming the prof?
He can't breath? Is he dying? Not Yeti.
#Monsterdon #Yeti
#Monsterdon The Yeti looks like heβs just lost, in overly hairy overalls.
"The Yeti lost his balance, then fell, then shrunk." #monsterdon
MOVIE TRIVIA: The role of Devil Girl was originally played by JD Vance. The role was recast after test audiences died of cringe. #monsterdon #JDVance
#Monsterdon The Yeti should teabag one of those smashed open windows.
βSpread out! Look high and low! Weβve got to find that Yeti!β #monsterdon
I wish people got off the bus that quickly normally.
And her neck snaps like a wishbone and SHE IS OUTTA HEEEEEEEERE!
we 're watching an Italian film. because we're cultured
lol, such accurate information from the random crowd, good NPCs
#Monsterdon Yeti is fine up until the Paparazzi show up. That actually tracks.
I love that he just fucks with the elevator passengers. #monsterdon
lol @ the venal, selfish display from everyone getting out of the lift and leaving YEETI girl behind...
Humanity is the Monster
I choose to believe the yeti was just trolling them and is now having a laugh offscreen at all the panicky people
!!!
Finally, a movie showing an elevator getting its cable rigging messed up *and acknowledging the presence of rail brakes*!!
Huge points to Yeti for that detail! Thank you, Yeti. Theti.
Ha - not getting very far with the plot development yet, but they're giving their bluescreen (precursor to green-screen chroma-key) a good workout.
#Monsterdon Ontario Place!
Is there an official count of Canadian flags in this film?
Whatβs all this aboot? #monsterdon
DISCO REMIX OF PSEUDO CARMINA BURANA THIS IS AMAZING #monsterdon
I imagine the Yeti willl appreciate his parade. #monsterdon
This film has suddenly turned into Severance
Youβll definitely go into orbit once you see the Yeti Hog Dong. LOL. #monsterdon yay! We have Disco!
"Take the YETI for a spin around our landmarks first, we have the time...."
Okay⦠say what you will about how *unrealistic* the first act was⦠but that MARKETING sequence tho!
The changing scale of the yeti is dizzying
I love that the official yeti t shirts reference the nipple grab #monsterdon
HAHAHAHAHA of *course* the first thing they do after meeting the Yeti is use him to market hair care products and gasoline
...wtf movie...
please stop framing the yeti in ways that suggest the other characters are staring at his dick
Wait, they seriously named her Jane? Tarzan references much?
After eating the fish, the Yeti offers a fish skeleton to the Smart Daughter; this makes her mad because she says that all men are the same; I guess her last boyfriend gave her a giant fish skeleton or something. Anyway, she is still very horny for the giant Yeti.
The adult search party appears to chaperone this encounter, and they give the Yeti some spray medicine to heal his gunshot wound. He is scared but trusts the children enough for them to use a healing item on him.
Best way to clean a bullet wound is with Lysol my Mom alwasy said... #monsterdon
this yeti's face journeys are something else #monsterdon
...yeah, this is the writer's *undisguised* fetish. They just implied monster fucking
"ONLY THE GIRL MAY USE THE HAIRSPRAY ON ME"
lol @ the professor, high as fuck, happy with the 50ft YETI taking that girl for a wife...
"He's mistaken you for his children, maybe you for his mate."
"You might have some duties to perform!"
WHAT
WHAT THE HELL
Red flag there, sir.
What's that Lassie? The yeti is trapped in the old well?
Such a romantic fish skeleton
Lou Ferrigno never could've pulled off that hairdo
Don't shove your pistol down your pants.
Is the one on the left a girl or a boy? I can't tell...
LOL, the professor is still so high, it's brilliant....
FUN FACT: The actor that played The Yeti later played Skeletor in Masters Of The Universe (1987)
I will hug them and pet them. Call them George. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon The Yeti knows, itβs definitely Maybelline.
Are you ther God? Itβs me, Yeti. #Monsterdon
