Weird Al Yankovich, ladies and gentlemen! Give him a big hand!

#monsterdon #Yeti1977

Look, Jane just dropped 32 stories down that elevator shaft before the yeti caught her. I don't care how gentle he was, that's still more than enough kinetic energy to reduce her organs to chunky salsa. We have covered this already innumerable times while watching Superman, we know this.

#monsterdon

The yeti: smashes an elevator
Jane, inside: "God, I want him inside me."

#Monsterdon #Yeti

The commercials for reality shows are actually worse than the movie

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon totally implying those old ladies are looking at his junk and he's looking them back right in the eye

That kick through the wall? The yeti actor and directory of photography fucking NAILED that.

#monsterdon #yeti

In case of emergency, do not use elevator due to risk of yeti play

#Monsterdon

yes, Yeti! Destroy the megacorporation. Give the people what they want.

#Monsterdon

crowd crush: considerably more dangerous a risk than this yeti, so far

#monsterdon

Quick, to the elevators! The place to go in an emergency! #monsterdon

Not a scientist in sight. I guess it was decided that other matters should be prioritized.
#monsterdon

how long is this YETI's arm? Again, to hell with scale, yeah?

#monsterdon

Love how he went on a rampage about ten seconds into his debut #monsterdon

Again, who needs to use flash *during the day*?

#monsterdon #Yeti1977

if this yeti starts disco dancing to this music I'm fucking done

#monsterdon

I want to emphasize two things:

* i have no idea what is happening
* I'm having a great time
#monsterdon

Oh no I love this song

#monsterdon #yeti1977

CEOs are chosen by putting marbles in a spittoon

#monsterdon

Yeti loves Caribana, especially in Toronto.
#monsterdon

Please, yeti, destroy Toronto.

#monsterdon

and now with lyrics! #monsterdon

YETI THEME SONG SO FUNKY!
He is sooo biiig~ He is so taaaall~~
#Monsterdon #Yeti

The first giant phone booth worked so well, they built another one

#monsterdon

Oh man I was hoping the Yeti was the new boss. #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

Did everyone put their keys in the bowl?

#Monsterdon #YetiGiantOfThe20thCentury

Some intense Men's Business Attire there...

Sleazy Cliff is a traitor, who knew?

#monsterdon

More helicopter, more!!!
#monsterdon

Was that... Carmina Burana? This may be the earliest movie I've ever heard that in. #monsterdon

"the yeti is part of nature" so we're going to thaw him homeopathically, and with flamethrowers. #monsterdon

They're just going to drop the YETI into a sports stadium?

Is this how Boards voted back in the day? It's cute.

#monsterdon

Man I love a good bottom of a giant cage being airlifted scene. I wish it would just go on and on and on. #Monsterdon

The scientists are coming tomorrow?!?
Why are they not already there?

#monsterdon

Okay, so the Smart Daughter learns Tarzan to speak to the Yeti and they get him to walk in a direction.

#monsterdon

Sometimes this feels like a long SCTV skit. I keep expecting Eugene Levy and John Candy to show up.

#monsterdon

"go and lick you boss's boots"

"Would that turn you on?"

#monsterdon

EVERYONE WANTS TO FUCK THE YETI

#monsterdon

Uh

er

uh

er

ummm

what

no

please

#Monsterdon

lol, this guy Morgan, really is like a smart Donald Trump with the reasoning.

#monsterdon

Yay - CN Towe in the shot there. It would've been brand new then.

#monsterdon

Did anyone have monster-sized merkin on their bingo card?

#Monsterdon

Yeti: WTF is a Yeeti? 🤔

#monsterdon

Boy, girl, dog, go, yeti, come, follow, please

He speaks English now, that's all it takes

#Monsterdon

Somebody wake me up when the violent rampage starts.

#monsterdon

Best way to understand a language is to remove all syntax. #monsterdon

hit him with that resident evil first aid spray

#Monsterdon

That massive wound is from one gunshot?

#monsterdon

I keep asking #monsterdon

Lassie is doing Lassie shit!
WHo left this giant monster footprint boy?
#Monsterdon #Yeti

Andy Serkis has outdone himself with this role #monsterdon

@LK_877 @Lazarou Out-acting any of the humans #monsterdon

#Monsterdon They will bond over their flowing locks.

The guy playing the YETI walked so Andy Serkis could run

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon fish comb! what girl doesn't want a fish comb <3

#Monsterdon

Okay, so a search party of the Fourth Doctor and the Yellow Jacket Guy and two rifle guys come across the Yeti eating the fish. The Fourth Doctor theorizes that the Matching Children's white fluffy coats reminded the Yeti of his home in the Himalayas, which, if true, makes me wonder how he got to Canada in the first place. They decide that the Yeti is being nice to the Matching Children because they are small and he is a nice guy.

#monsterdon

The yeti has much to teach us about grooming techniques

#Monsterdon

i was not ready for this amount of tenderness

#monsterdon

"Men! They're all the same"

#Monsterdon

LOL @ the romantic fish comb scene....it's so much! the music really sets it off...

#monsterdon

#monsterdon My wife after 2 seconds: "The monster is hotter than the other dudes and this is a clear man vs bear metaphor"

"Yes, all highly developed mammals have one."

"...Nipples?"

#monsterdon

@plaidtron3000

Yes!!
A team actually sat down and created a pump-action nipple!!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon It was a pokemon fish.

lo, rich girl has to eat the fish head now....

urrrghhhh, he's flirting with her again....

#monsterdon

STOP EATING FISH!

#monsterdon

no dubbed eating noises please

#Monsterdon

Did the big fish contain small fish? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Silly man is going to have a gun accident and sterilize himself.

What’s that? Yeti fell down a well? Good Lassie! #Monsterdon

Why is the shitty hunter still with them, he's useless

#monsterdon

@Shig23 such a good boy #monsterdon

"Can I offer you a fish in these troubled times?" #monsterdon

#Monsterdon @gnomon and I are debating whether or not the nipple moment was indeed a nipple or a bullet wound.

the range of things that could happen in the rest of this movie alarm and frighten me #monsterdon

That fish... had a small fish on it? #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

cannibals? ...what?

#monsterdon #Yeti1977

Kind like when your dog gets a boner when you scratch his tummy

#monsterdon

The whole walking through a Thomas Kincaid painting is a vibe. #Monsterdon #yeti1977

#Monsterdon the nipple has a headcanon noise. “Boink!”

LOL @ the fish offering, it's like a bible story now...

Rich boy just eating a raw fish out of fear, that's what you want to see...

#monsterdon

Okay that was weird yeti nipple activity.

#monsterdon

HOLY SHIT

#monsterdon

@Violinknitter It would be funny if the yeti just kept getting larger and larger every scene and this was never acknowledged

#Monsterdon

Ride the thrilling Yeti's Hand Adventure at Universal Studios!!!

#Monsterdon

the yeti's increasingly ambiguous size

#Monsterdon

nothing better happen to the dog

#Monsterdon

The thing the score is doing where most of the orchestra is playing steady quarter notes repeating the same tone over a simple bassline…

Nobody ever said a simple composition can't be a good one

#Monsterdon

HE'S GOT A TREE #monsterdon

Paul Bunyan to challenge Yeti in a tree pulll in 3...2...1... #monsterdon

Yeti vs Lassie

#monsterdon #yeti

Just leave the children lying in the dirt

#monsterdon

Looks like some of them just fell dead #monsterdon

Good to see both men AND women screaming in terror in a #Monsterdon flick, that's a Bechtel pass in my book

It's daytime, I'm pretty sure that the cameras aren't going to annoy the yeti. The dog, though...

#monsterdon #Yeti1977

lol,. the rich kids just died out of shock....

#monsterdon

Kill them, Mimmo! Kill them all!

#monsterdon

Uh - where's the #monsterdong?!? Or is Yeti like Barbie?!? #monsterdon

Even the dog is delighted by the awakening! #Monsterdon

Don’t wave your terrible towels at yeti. Everyone knows this. #Monsterdon

OMG - I saw WALDO among the Canadians!! #monsterdon