Time check, 1h17m, woman screaming while grabbing her head in terror and then fleeing. Perfect GIF capture moment.

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#monsterdon It's Yeti time!!!!!

Yeti gently crush henchman like grape.

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Jane's dress is a little too sheer

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I wonder how much a custom manufactured single-use yeti oxygen cannula costs.

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Who is Jane and her sister/brother exactly?

I don't know why they are in this film at all in terms of backstory

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@riedlr such a clever boy, he knew #monsterdon

Is that a camo sportcoat?

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#monsterdon This movie has too much plot.

#Monsterdon Little kid knows what’s what. Rub the Yeti boy. You’ll figure it out. Then you’ll get a yogurt spritz. A buckets worth. Little ice cubes in it. Cause, yeti.

Lassie's back! Quick give the Yeti CPR Lassie!
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The Dog is like... how did my agent get me into this friggin film?!? #monsterdon

Orchestra found their missing music! #monsterdon

The way they say "yeti" is entirely unnecessary

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That was quite a brutal beating for a character we are definitely supposed to like after the build-up of little things

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"The YETI was the one!"

and he dies.

That boy has seen A LOT in this warehouse.

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And now everyone is piling into the Mystery Machine?!?!?!?!?!

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@allanb it's a clothing line, and a music label! #monsterdon

The green van with plaid seats is the best thing I've seen in this movie so far

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Cinematography by Quentin Tarantino.
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Let's turn all these dials and press all these buttons, okay?

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Wait

They had a yeti-size nasal cannula on hand?

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@Taweret #Monsterdon

"If the yeti doesn't get oxygen he'll die!"

So who wants to give him mouth to mouth? #Monsterdon

How are there still 30 minutes left in this movie?! #monsterdon #yeti

Porno Music in 3...2...1... #monsterdon

"I'll just sit here with a newspaper and watch the YETI die."

Loving that 70s Business Suit, Hunting Rifle look all the men in Toronto have...

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#monsterdon "He's so big" I'm sorry folks I can't

@SordidAmok nothing will convince me that’s not Channing Tatum #Monsterdon

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"What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive's name is Yeti."

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Green Scooby Mobile! #monsterdon

You still trust daddy warbucks at this point? That seems foolish. #monsterdon

"Tell the night janitor that my granddaughter is coming there with my friend" what a terrible boss #monsterdon

#Monsterdon They put lights on taxis and giant block letters. That’s ACAB amusante

#monsterdon It's thematic because the Yeti was also in a booth.

there's still a bunch of movie left somehow #monsterdon

let's manifest yeti unfreezing a giant pterodactyl and fucking off into the sunset #monsterdon

Here comes the Canadian bacon

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Violent rampage time!

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@nev Last time I was there you could still find strands of yeti hair floating in the breeze

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All the Canuck women are like... #monsterdon

Seriously, the yeti actor is nailing this. #monsterdon #yeti

#Monsterdon It’s refreshing to see absolutely zero chivalry in the escape from the elevator scene. Screw you bitch, I’m just going to climb over you!

Ha ha. He was eating dinner and a yeti kicked him

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Yeti leaning into frame, "hey girl~ How you doin~?"
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Immediately search "Did Toronto really have cop cars that looked like cabs with sirens?" Turns out it did! #monsterdon

YETI admiring Toronto's Modernist architecture

🎵 "Oh YEETI, what have you done?"🎵

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Okay, so the Yeti starts rampaging and breaking building because he didn't like the camera flashes; the puny humans start hiding from him, but he smashes more walls; this makes the Smart Daughter horny. A puritanical god punishes her for her sins by stranding her on the side of the building, but she is rescued by the Yeti, making her even hornier.

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1970s Toronto cop cars you look ridiculous.
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I LOVED that game!!! #monsterdon

What a nightmare being squished in an elevator with beautiful young models in silk dresses falling all over everything. I know I'd be doing the first-out-the-door George Costanza thing too

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Yeti is terribly confused, because going by all the movies he's seen, this is what New York looks like

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Weird Al Yankovich, ladies and gentlemen! Give him a big hand!

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Look, Jane just dropped 32 stories down that elevator shaft before the yeti caught her. I don't care how gentle he was, that's still more than enough kinetic energy to reduce her organs to chunky salsa. We have covered this already innumerable times while watching Superman, we know this.

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The yeti: smashes an elevator
Jane, inside: "God, I want him inside me."

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The commercials for reality shows are actually worse than the movie

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#Monsterdon totally implying those old ladies are looking at his junk and he's looking them back right in the eye

That kick through the wall? The yeti actor and directory of photography fucking NAILED that.

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In case of emergency, do not use elevator due to risk of yeti play

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yes, Yeti! Destroy the megacorporation. Give the people what they want.

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crowd crush: considerably more dangerous a risk than this yeti, so far

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in the event of yeti, use the stairs

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Quick, to the elevators! The place to go in an emergency! #monsterdon

Not a scientist in sight. I guess it was decided that other matters should be prioritized.
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how long is this YETI's arm? Again, to hell with scale, yeah?

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Love how he went on a rampage about ten seconds into his debut #monsterdon

Again, who needs to use flash *during the day*?

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if this yeti starts disco dancing to this music I'm fucking done

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I want to emphasize two things:

* i have no idea what is happening
* I'm having a great time
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CEOs are chosen by putting marbles in a spittoon

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Oh no I love this song

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Yeti loves Caribana, especially in Toronto.
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yay, Yeti's coming to town! last minute parade, everybody! #monsterdon

Please, yeti, destroy Toronto.

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and now with lyrics! #monsterdon

YETI THEME SONG SO FUNKY!
He is sooo biiig~ He is so taaaall~~
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The first giant phone booth worked so well, they built another one

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Oh man I was hoping the Yeti was the new boss. #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

Did everyone put their keys in the bowl?

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Some intense Men's Business Attire there...

Sleazy Cliff is a traitor, who knew?

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More helicopter, more!!!
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Was that... Carmina Burana? This may be the earliest movie I've ever heard that in. #monsterdon

"the yeti is part of nature" so we're going to thaw him homeopathically, and with flamethrowers. #monsterdon

They're just going to drop the YETI into a sports stadium?

Is this how Boards voted back in the day? It's cute.

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Man I love a good bottom of a giant cage being airlifted scene. I wish it would just go on and on and on. #Monsterdon

The scientists are coming tomorrow?!?
Why are they not already there?

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Okay, so the Smart Daughter learns Tarzan to speak to the Yeti and they get him to walk in a direction.

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Sometimes this feels like a long SCTV skit. I keep expecting Eugene Levy and John Candy to show up.

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"go and lick you boss's boots"

"Would that turn you on?"

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EVERYONE WANTS TO FUCK THE YETI

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what

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please

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lol, this guy Morgan, really is like a smart Donald Trump with the reasoning.

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Yay - CN Towe in the shot there. It would've been brand new then.

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Did anyone have monster-sized merkin on their bingo card?

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Yeti: WTF is a Yeeti? 🤔

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Boy, girl, dog, go, yeti, come, follow, please

He speaks English now, that's all it takes

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Somebody wake me up when the violent rampage starts.

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Best way to understand a language is to remove all syntax. #monsterdon

hit him with that resident evil first aid spray

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That massive wound is from one gunshot?

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