1970s zoom was groovy

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"It's YOU, sir!"

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Every time I see this man on camera I want to shout,

"GIVE ME SPICE!"

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This film has all the qualities of The Christmas That Almost Wasn't. #Monsterdon

Wait, Yeti, Sasquatch, & Bog Foot are all the same creature? That's certainly a theory...

(well we could goon a digression about how mythological being from pre-history are actually things early humans just didn't understand and that things like this are representative of early neaderthatal and/or homo erectus interactions? but I'm not an anthropologist...)

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You're out of your element Donny #monsterdon

Take the whole bottle. Please. #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

#Monsterdon ooh, phosphorescent yeti? Was that glowing in the ice?

"We could try to activate something. Like his sense of guilt. His affection for torch songs. His ability to explain about The Godfather."

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Your outie is making a great contribution to science.

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"special equipment"

lots of rope

so many kinds of rope

the most delicate ropes

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So. Much. Rayon. #monsterdon

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I too would like a monogrammed binder

How'd Kip get a job working for Daddy Warbucks? #Monsterdon #yeti1977

we've already heard "yeti" pronounced two different ways? #Monsterdon

in honor of this italian-canadian movie dubbed in english I'm having microwaved re-heated pesto fusili

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wait, is it actually pronounced "yeh-tee"?

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Wait, they KNOW there’s a thing frozen in there and they’re still defrosting it the absolute worst way possible? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon this professor's doing a lot of speculation

What a sound effect for the yeti, um, continuing to be stuck in ice

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Nice of them to detail the Yeti's travel itinerary. #Monsterdon

That assistant has one hell of a mustache and comb over.

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@starkraving666 you are excommunicated from the #CultOfRamenCatholicism for a 5-minute time out for this pun. #Monsterdon

I'm gonna be disappointed when I find out the Second Doctor isn't in this.

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It's a 70s flick, so we get some "creative" cinematography, mostly involving playing around with zooming

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Big FEET, Big ....!!! #monsterdon

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We already have the faceless corporation, the crazy professor, the leading man, the fat cat, the hot chick and the jr reporter grrl with the camera

…is that camera making DOOM gun sounds #monsterdon

#Monsterdon gay-coded scientist facetiming with his old boyfriend now billionaire

Can't wait for the Yeti to shout "It's Yeting time!"
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#monsterdon flamethrowers to melt ice? have these people ever cooked anything?

Flamethrowers seem like the worst way they could unthaw a giant.

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Oh, that's a big ... foot.

OMG that guy's rainbow tie!!!

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a "yay-ti"? #monsterdon

A Yay-Tee? #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

This is incredible precision flame-throwing. They are perfectly melting the snow without singeing the fur at all. #monsterdon

Oww, what was that weird boing noise on the aoundtrack?

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A Yay-team?

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Fookin' Canucks know nothing about BBQ #Monsterdon

And her photos spawn six more jesus cults

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* camera closes in on Yeti-san's face*
* doctor who theme music starts playing *
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Yeti has some nice nail beds!

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Anybody else's computer not making noise or is this a me problem? #monsterdon

"Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked."

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Toe Beans!
What's not to like!

Tickle them!

#Monsterdon "what's your grandfather gonna do with it?" did you see the movie jurassic park (1993)? oh wait of course you didn't

That's a BAD case of ATHLETE"s FEET, Mr. Yet. #monsterdon

professor waterman? no wonder he wants to melt this ice!

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Camera keeps zooming in on the children in a really weird, disorienting sort of way.

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Careful not to singe the hair eh? #Monsterdon

oh lord, a perky young person with a camera. watch out, everybody. #monsterdon

"Herbie, what are we doing in this movie?"

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Is that Winona Ryder playing 'Herbie'?!? #monsterdon

I could use a couple flamethrowers on my cold toes right now.

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ewww, imagine the chillblains!
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Toes, emerging for the sullen teens. #Monsterdon

Herbie the Photo Bug

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Mmm, yeah, close enough to smell the yeti fur frying #Monsterdon

Why did like half of you start the movie 2 min early :/ #monsterdon #yeti1977

Don't burn his toes. He'll wake up PISSED.

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“Come on, Herbie, let’s go smell his feet.” #monsterdon

Why are they gently defrosting something with literal flamethrowers? #Monsterdon

Yeti toes on main

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And we have have big, frozen feet. (nice pads)

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TOES!!!

@blue hahahaha brilliant

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#RootPost for #Monsterdon

a strange mix of The Stuff and The Styrofoam apparently

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Proud Canadian flags in the background there. Stirs the heart I'm sure. #Monsterdon

Just saw Waldo!

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@b Man, I'd be *pissed* if I was woken from a nap by some assholes with flamethrowers torching my tooties!

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I so want the job of melting Canadian ice with flame throwers. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon directed by quentin tarantino

#monsterdon they're very careful not to burn the tosies

What a way to make an entrance! On that fancy chair with his stogie. That landscape looks gorgeous

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Oof, it's definitely Italian.

The great Canadian ice war...

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Rich guy doesn’t remind me of anyone at all. #Monsterdon #Monsterdong

Meanwhile… flame thrower practice.
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Oh no. We have a Kenny. And the female lead of the movie... who is also a child.
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@yatsu Don't go into the long title sequence! #Monsterdon

oh we're starting off with casual racism

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THE STUFF! Major cameo! #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

#monsterdon this is just the thing isn't it?

Yeti THE FLAMETHROWER! Kids love this one.
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I have pie leftover from pi day, tearing into some strawberry rhubarb like I assume a yeti would do

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@socketwench lies! We ALL talk like Canada Lite, doncha know? #Monsterdon eh.

"This thing is priceless."

multiple flamethrowers

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@ottaross To be fair you never specified that the quality was good

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#monsterdon Cut to flamethrowers!

Synchronized flamethrowers!

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Flamethrowers!!! #Monsterdon

WHEEE flamethrowers are so fun to play with WHEEEEE #Monsterdon

It looks like this movie was originally recorded in English and then badly dubbed into English. #monsterdon

Meanwhile we are fire torching the second unit.

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A Paley-whatisit? #Monsterdon

Baron Harkonen?!

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...So this film was filmed in Italian, then dubbed into English and *subtitled in Italian again*??? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon is this the same movie as Alien vs Predator (2004)?