look if you want best brains go to minnesota not here

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I suspect this faceless 'Hunnicut Corp' will not be the hero of the movie

lol they just gonna leave him there?
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ah yes, North Canada…I think it's a Territory #Monsterdon

Okay, I don't think I've ever said "What the fuck is going on" quite this soon in a movie before. And I've seen Andy Warhol's Frankenstein... #monsterdon

#monsterdon Yeti is a socialist

You know, I really didn't thing the aeronautically delivered snide life commentator gig economy would take off, but...

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Is this a Texas oil man? He feels like a Texas oilman #Monsterdon

No, Alaska isn't in Canada, you Italian.

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obnoxious cigar man is here

"Bogan"?

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gotta admit, immediate odd couple vibes with helicopter is not what i expected from this one.

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This is goofy! #Monsterdon

Holy shit our new cat likes popcorn. He saw us giving the dogs some abd was begging for some so I let him have a piece and he ate it!

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A bucket hung from a crane and helicopter noises.

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Italian santa claus delivered by crane

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When you didn't pay for a helicopter, that's #monsterdon

@Cherizilla doesthedogbyline.com

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@socketwench Don-cha know?

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#monsterdon I love how they envision the rich. That right there is trump.

The music was sounding a little familiar…

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I hope to be rich enough someday to be lowered down from the sky when visiting people #Monsterdon

#monsterdon off to a smashing start with carmina burana against the opening credits

I bet that's HH

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#Yeti: Giant of the 20th Century

oh the dub is....

it sure is

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Gimme a bowl of that! #Monsterdon

HH, I assume this guy's name is Huckster Heckler #Monsterdon

Amazing that this was decades before reality television

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@Violinknitter oh yay someone else noticed!

Weird adaptation though

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smashcut2dub #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Smoking the cigar hanging from a helicopter is peak 20th century

#monsterdon do you think that was a real helicopter or a model?

The score is Carmina Burana with the serial numbers filed off. I know Orff's estate is litigious too #monsterdon

For tonight's film, you all have my permission to give the Yeti a stereotyped Minnesota accent.

(No, we actually don't talk like that.)

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Pot and liquor soup?!?! #monsterdon

Hey, man, there's some dude lowering down behind you.

Look behind you!

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Is it in Yeti?

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I'm here!

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@paco thanks, now this is stuck in my head you monster. #Monsterdon

O For Stew Now!

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SOUP
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Yeti delivery for -- wait what the fuck #Monsterdon

Epic! Stew! Making!

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BASIL!

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Many of these names are actually pseudonyms for Italian actors.

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Soundtrack still just enough of Carmina Burana not to get sued. #Monsterdon

Giant flood spills across screen. My mom: "Is that him peeing? With is #monsterdong?"

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I think that was a model helicopter. 😄

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#Monsterdon called out of retirement for one last yeti job

They had a director of optical effects and the color blue! You know they had a real budget! #Monsterdon

Uh oh. I did NOT check "Does the dog die" and the collie HAS A NAME. Don't do this, Movie! #Monsterdon

The Great and Powerful. #Monsterdon

Alright #monsterdon let's go!

(you can YT-DLP this thing from tubi if you want.)

Let the record show that I am here by my own accord, for this madness.
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The American Collie: Indio!

will there be celebrity doggo??

@lytta These red credits are an example of aposematism in filmmaking, warning off predators and viewers

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Well, that's one way to save on your soundtrack, I suppose. #monsterdon

...that's a toy helicopter >_> #Monsterdon

Is this Carmina Burana?? #Monsterdon

@b told me this was a Canadian-Italian film and if this is only half as bad as the worst one of those I've seen (Sicilian Vampire) it will still be the second-worst fillum I've ever seen.

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Epic! Fishing!

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Ah yes, the legitimate business Hunnicut Building

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rubbing my hands together in anticipation with every passing Italian name in the credits #monsterdon

🚨 MAIN CREDITS CREDITED DOG #monsterdon

Was this a christmas movie?

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That was Yeti's giant golfball. #monsterdon

go yeti! smash the patriarchy!

#monsterdon #teamYeti

They got an Orff tribute band to do to a cover of Carmina Burana for the soundtrack, sounds like. #monsterdon

I assume this is the same Hunnicut from M.A.S.H.

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Welcome to Monsterdon Mr The Yeti
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I love the dog credit
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#Monsterdon Well... if Phoenix Grant is in this!

Whoever decided on the *BWAAAAAANG* in the Carmina Burana was a genius. #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

"Hunnicut"? Wasn't that a Columbo villain?

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Is this Carmina Burana as an opening theme? I don't know whether to be disturbed or impressed

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An orchestral Carmina Barana!?

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#Monsterdon Hunnicut Enterprises... are in on this ... foreshadowing.

Chekhov's Glacier

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Yay, INDIO!!! #monsterdon

Wow, that starts out with a bang! #Monsterdon

Indio as the american collie, not to be confused with the canadian collie

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another one with bright red opening credits i see

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Cut from an icebreaker to ... a traffic circle.

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Nice font sizing on YETI there.

I suppose it wouldn't have nearly the same impact if it'd been 8-point "yeti"?

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#Monsterdon i love the bold solid colors they used for titles in the 70s

I'm just singin "Let's get stock footage now, Let's get stock footage in here!" to Black Eyed Peas' "Let's get it started." #monsterdon

...Carmina Burana for strings? #Monsterdon

"It is as futile to write an anti-war book as to write an anti-Yeti book"

---Kurt Vonnegut, presumably

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if you stefano this film you might cut your feet so be careful

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Really helps if I remember to split out the screen so it's not just audio, huh?

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yay Toronto skyline, heee

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#monsterdon #yeti1977 PRESS PLAY

yaaaay its #yeti time on #monsterdon

cranking the volume on this one 🔊 #monsterdon

Look at all those boats! And a steamship too!

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Now he's just normal size in the 21st century... #monsterdon

#monsterdon super dramatic

Did that iceberg just.....

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Oh no, our boy the Yeti got ejected from the glacier like he came out the other end of a water slide :O #Monsterdon

[explosion continues]

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Mmmmmm I want a snow cone

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