what a cute RC toy helicopter
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What will the helicopter deliver this time? #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

Lol, if Canada flew flags like the US.

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Philosophy has no place in science, now come help me create the torment nexus. #Monsterdon

@Taweret Milan's finest #monsterdon

these canadian flags are working overtime

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@paco @jonny Low-fi jazz beats to disrobe to

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@Taweret I guess it's Lumberjack-plaid-inspired plus... Italian fashion? I really don't get it.

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Captain America stole this whole plot #Monsterdon

Yeti getting dug up and thawed by a character that Wes Anderson left on the cutting room floor, the humiliation #monsterdon

Nah. You're dragging him into Canada. At least he'll be able to get health care. #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

#monsterdon "Philosophy has no place in science" oh dear... they really don't know

Great Scott, I didn't realize we were in the presence of Jane, the Empress of Exposition! #monsterdon

He Was in the Amazon With My Mom When She Was Researching Spiders Right Before She Died #monsterdon

"He's got to live free! As he likes!"

Yeti's gonna get a timeshare in Boca, yeah. #Monsterdon

Hot dude: Move over a couple of millimeters to avoid getting run over. You can thank me later.

Hot lady: Thanks for saving me.

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Smoking orange guy likes the blondie
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Dollars to donuts, Yeti will help Herbie overcome his muteness during a tearful emotional scene. #monsterdon

"Philosophy has no place in science" what does the fucking Ph stand for dickhead

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Mondays, amirite!?

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#Monsterdon this dude needs to go leer at someone his own generation. Or just don't leer. Go away

i cant tell if this guy is ADRed poorly or just a terrible voice actor
edit: i forgot the tags lmao
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#monsterdon I though herbie was a girl till they mentioned it

"That big fella!"

Calm down there, doc.

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"That plane accident in which my mother and father died"

that is some dialogue, alright

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oh dat's a BIG ol frozen guy

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Probable Romantic Interest here has such 70s Italian styling it's painful.

#Monsterdon #Yeti

"Poor yay-tee"

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Jumping into the film late to witness some green screen crimes. #monsterdon

Yeti brings Herbie's voice back through the magic of friendship 1977 #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🦍 🌨️ 🗓️ 😱

oh no tiny photog is little brother

Classic evesdropping traitor! #Monsterdon

OK, it's not nearly cold enough there if they're wandering around without mitts or hats and the thing is allegedly frozen solid

I do know a few things about cold weather

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Gotta love those forced perspective effects. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon the lip syncing seems to be pretty well done so far! Lots of reaction shots with the longer lines though

Huhuhu... He said "mounting" #Monsterdon #yeti1977

Herb Tarlek is *really* jealous of that groovy wardrobe! #Monsterdon

Did I miss the scientific basis for how defrosting a frozen complex organism can be restored to full functionality?

#Monsterdon #YetiGiantOfTheTwentiethCentury1977

@jammerb Evidently that stopped being fun

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When you see two men carrying glass (plexiglass) panes down a road like that, it's always foreshadowing that something will crash through the glass, at some point.

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"Especially my grandfather, who's like a father and a mother to him."

"You should see him in the false boobs."

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How many panes of glass do they need?
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Pretend it's really cold. Really sell it. #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

Herbie is either a mute or producers too cheap to pay for a speaking role. #monsterdon

Just spraying backstory all over the ground. #Monsterdon

words do not capture how much i am vibing to the Fantastic Planet jazz unthawing of the yeti #monsterdon

Canada has it all: yetis, scientists and hotties #Monsterdon

Now I want some gelato #monsterdon

(another bad miniature) "See that wire?" No. No, doc, I don't.

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Alright, had a technical hiccup, can somebody give me a relative idea where we're at in the movie? #monsterdon

#monsterdon it's apparently a myth that bears hibernate.

#Monsterdon the Italian child needs to sneeze.

Oi, that green screen. We're in for some real quality here tonight. #Monsterdon

I made it to #Monsterdon better late than never just on time to see the Big Reveal of that magnificent (apparently) Canadian Furbeast!

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So much disapproval.

So many people complying with instructions.

I love this gently romantic music for the yeti's defrosting

#Monsterdon #Yeti

Ahh, yes, the moving love theme from Yeti: Giant of the 21st. Century.

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This might be an even lower rent scheme for making money off a momentous discovery than exhibiting tiny women in an amphitheater #monsterdon

YES WE DID IT NOW WE CAN MAKE OUT IN THE CAB

please make out in the cab

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My eyes! My eyes!
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Ok don't make eyes at the girl, she's got to be 16! #Monsterdon

You could turn this into an anime and leave the dialog all the same, and it would probably make more sense.

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They really... Erected that yeti to the right music. #Monsterdon #yeti1977

Phallic camera lens! #monsterdon #monsterdong

Yes, we are in Canada. See the carefully placed flag? Canada, I say.

And what a horrible matted-in miniature.

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#monsterdon "Hurry up and thaw this thing. I have to take my grandson Charlie to the chocolate factory."

I thought they were melting the ice with flame throwers?

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#Yeti: Giant of the 20th Century

*porno music as they raise the phallic ice block to an erect position

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giving each other the eye.....

that was the weirdest wake-up ever for her brother?

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Oh, that's some SEXY Yeti melting music...

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bow chicka doo wop

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#Monsterdon I'd suggest burning that dude's wide-ass pastel rainbow tie, but it's probably made from asbestos. #Monsterdon

stop staring at her, you creepy old man, you've gotta be like 20 years older than her. #gross #monsterdon

“If this monster can be brought back to life, the whole world will be talking about it for years.” Classic Jurassic Park scenario if I ever heard of one.

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"Take a tranquilizer and go to bed."

That scientist sounds remarkably like my doctor from my time in inpatient care. #monsterdon

In the sequel, Herbert Honeycutt is demanding pictures of Spiderman #monsterdon

In 1977, Canada was still using rotary dial phones?

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Why does the rich dude sound like Joe Flaherty?
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Then Zowie! HH is Shaggy in disguise!! #monsterdon

porno music for the phallic ice block

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dr. honeybutt? of the new brunswick honeybutts? but of course

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#Monsterdon ah, so this is hunnicut himself. Are we on the top floor of the skyscraper?

#Monsterdon sexy music as they raise the ice stela

hmmm

well that's a music choice... #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

This Herbert guy with the booming voice couldn't keep the broad side of a barn top secret if his next meal depended on it.

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Laws I can smell the polyester in this movie.

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At least this rich guy is obsessed with bigfoot and not dismantling democracy #Monsterdon

Damn, I love the whole dressing department on this movie
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So far, these are the stockiest of the stock characters a writer could muster.

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These ties are amazing.

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O CANADA

MY HOME AND NATIVE YETI #Monsterdon

Canada

proceeds to dial a clearly Italian phone

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"Paleontologists, press, the whole שמיר!" #Monsterdon

Camera director likes the zoom.

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Serial killer POV from the closet! #monsterdon

Nowadays when I think Yeti I picture insulated tumblers #monsterdon

that's a neat videoconference gadget they have.
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Because capitalism.

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a scientist laughing at other people for not being scientists lmao

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Apple’s Center Stage looks like prior art at this point. Do they have a patent on it?

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