"Philosophy has no place in science" what does the fucking Ph stand for dickhead

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Mondays, amirite!?

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#Monsterdon this dude needs to go leer at someone his own generation. Or just don't leer. Go away

i cant tell if this guy is ADRed poorly or just a terrible voice actor
edit: i forgot the tags lmao
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#monsterdon I though herbie was a girl till they mentioned it

"That big fella!"

Calm down there, doc.

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"That plane accident in which my mother and father died"

that is some dialogue, alright

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oh dat's a BIG ol frozen guy

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Probable Romantic Interest here has such 70s Italian styling it's painful.

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"Poor yay-tee"

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Jumping into the film late to witness some green screen crimes. #monsterdon

Yeti brings Herbie's voice back through the magic of friendship 1977 #monsterdon

He looks like a Yeti shaped Frosted Flake. #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

#Monsterdon 🦍 🌨️ 🗓️ 😱

oh no tiny photog is little brother

Classic evesdropping traitor! #Monsterdon

OK, it's not nearly cold enough there if they're wandering around without mitts or hats and the thing is allegedly frozen solid

I do know a few things about cold weather

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Gotta love those forced perspective effects. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon the lip syncing seems to be pretty well done so far! Lots of reaction shots with the longer lines though

Huhuhu... He said "mounting" #Monsterdon #yeti1977

Herb Tarlek is *really* jealous of that groovy wardrobe! #Monsterdon

Did I miss the scientific basis for how defrosting a frozen complex organism can be restored to full functionality?

#Monsterdon #YetiGiantOfTheTwentiethCentury1977

@jammerb Evidently that stopped being fun

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When you see two men carrying glass (plexiglass) panes down a road like that, it's always foreshadowing that something will crash through the glass, at some point.

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"Especially my grandfather, who's like a father and a mother to him."

"You should see him in the false boobs."

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How many panes of glass do they need?
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Pretend it's really cold. Really sell it. #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

Herbie is either a mute or producers too cheap to pay for a speaking role. #monsterdon

words do not capture how much i am vibing to the Fantastic Planet jazz unthawing of the yeti #monsterdon

Just spraying backstory all over the ground. #Monsterdon

Canada has it all: yetis, scientists and hotties #Monsterdon

(another bad miniature) "See that wire?" No. No, doc, I don't.

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Now I want some gelato #monsterdon

Alright, had a technical hiccup, can somebody give me a relative idea where we're at in the movie? #monsterdon

#monsterdon it's apparently a myth that bears hibernate.

#Monsterdon the Italian child needs to sneeze.

No shortage of Canadian flags in this flick so far.

#elbowsup

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Oi, that green screen. We're in for some real quality here tonight. #Monsterdon

I made it to #Monsterdon better late than never just on time to see the Big Reveal of that magnificent (apparently) Canadian Furbeast!

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So much disapproval.

So many people complying with instructions.

I love this gently romantic music for the yeti's defrosting

#Monsterdon #Yeti

Ahh, yes, the moving love theme from Yeti: Giant of the 21st. Century.

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My eyes! My eyes!
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YES WE DID IT NOW WE CAN MAKE OUT IN THE CAB

please make out in the cab

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This might be an even lower rent scheme for making money off a momentous discovery than exhibiting tiny women in an amphitheater #monsterdon

Ok don't make eyes at the girl, she's got to be 16! #Monsterdon

You could turn this into an anime and leave the dialog all the same, and it would probably make more sense.

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They really... Erected that yeti to the right music. #Monsterdon #yeti1977

Phallic camera lens! #monsterdon #monsterdong

uhhh raising that rather tall narrow ice pillar with that porny music 😳 #monsterdon

Yes, we are in Canada. See the carefully placed flag? Canada, I say.

And what a horrible matted-in miniature.

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#monsterdon "Hurry up and thaw this thing. I have to take my grandson Charlie to the chocolate factory."

I thought they were melting the ice with flame throwers?

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#Yeti: Giant of the 20th Century

*porno music as they raise the phallic ice block to an erect position

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@Zerofactorial #monsterdon
Any yetis? At least some big footprints?

giving each other the eye.....

that was the weirdest wake-up ever for her brother?

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Oh, that's some SEXY Yeti melting music...

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bow chicka doo wop

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#Monsterdon I'd suggest burning that dude's wide-ass pastel rainbow tie, but it's probably made from asbestos. #Monsterdon

stop staring at her, you creepy old man, you've gotta be like 20 years older than her. #gross #monsterdon

“If this monster can be brought back to life, the whole world will be talking about it for years.” Classic Jurassic Park scenario if I ever heard of one.

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In the sequel, Herbert Honeycutt is demanding pictures of Spiderman #monsterdon

In 1977, Canada was still using rotary dial phones?

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"Take a tranquilizer and go to bed."

That scientist sounds remarkably like my doctor from my time in inpatient care. #monsterdon

Why does the rich dude sound like Joe Flaherty?
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Then Zowie! HH is Shaggy in disguise!! #monsterdon

dr. honeybutt? of the new brunswick honeybutts? but of course

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porno music for the phallic ice block

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#Monsterdon sexy music as they raise the ice stela

hmmm

#Monsterdon ah, so this is hunnicut himself. Are we on the top floor of the skyscraper?

well that's a music choice... #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

This Herbert guy with the booming voice couldn't keep the broad side of a barn top secret if his next meal depended on it.

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Laws I can smell the polyester in this movie.

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At least this rich guy is obsessed with bigfoot and not dismantling democracy #Monsterdon

So far, these are the stockiest of the stock characters a writer could muster.

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Damn, I love the whole dressing department on this movie
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These ties are amazing.

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that may be the single worst tie and jacket combo i have ever seen in my life

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Canada

proceeds to dial a clearly Italian phone

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O CANADA

MY HOME AND NATIVE YETI #Monsterdon

"Paleontologists, press, the whole שמיר!" #Monsterdon

Serial killer POV from the closet! #monsterdon

Nowadays when I think Yeti I picture insulated tumblers #monsterdon

Camera director likes the zoom.

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that's a neat videoconference gadget they have.
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Because capitalism.

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a scientist laughing at other people for not being scientists lmao

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Apple’s Center Stage looks like prior art at this point. Do they have a patent on it?

#Monsterdon #YetiGiantOfTheTwentiethCentury1977

1970s zoom was groovy

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"It's YOU, sir!"

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Every time I see this man on camera I want to shout,

"GIVE ME SPICE!"

#monsterdon #yeti1977 #dune1984

This film has all the qualities of The Christmas That Almost Wasn't. #Monsterdon

Wait, Yeti, Sasquatch, & Bog Foot are all the same creature? That's certainly a theory...

(well we could goon a digression about how mythological being from pre-history are actually things early humans just didn't understand and that things like this are representative of early neaderthatal and/or homo erectus interactions? but I'm not an anthropologist...)

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You're out of your element Donny #monsterdon

Take the whole bottle. Please. #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

#Monsterdon ooh, phosphorescent yeti? Was that glowing in the ice?

"We could try to activate something. Like his sense of guilt. His affection for torch songs. His ability to explain about The Godfather."

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Your outie is making a great contribution to science.

#Monsterdon #YetiGiantOfThe20thCentury

"special equipment"

lots of rope

so many kinds of rope

the most delicate ropes

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So. Much. Rayon. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🦍 🌨️ 🗓️ 😱

I too would like a monogrammed binder