I play bass, and this soundtrack is bangin. #monsterdon #yeti1977

Are they going to try to recapture him in that cage?

That's not gonna go well.

#Monsterdon

"go and lick your boss's boots"
alright, this whole movie is creepy, but this lady can stay if she wants. she's certainly put up with enough to earn her full pay. #monsterdon

Okay that forced perspective shot of the guy up next to the sign was pretty good.

#monsterdon #yeti1977

Jeeezus even Mel Lastman is like "boy this dude in the bowtie is SUCH A DORK" #Monsterdon

The voices don't always sync with the lip movement. #monsterdon

speaking without grammar has always worked to get someone to understand a new language. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Took 2 seconds for Yeti Capitalism

Cliff, get that flag out from behind you, you coward.

#Monsterdon

yeti choon!!!

#monsterdon

oh no. the shirts. nonono. #monsterdon

Of course capitalism is gonna try to get its pound of flesh out of this.

#Monsterdon #YetiGiantOfTheTwentiethCentury1977

alright when i doubt just inject the whole 70's into the rest of the movie, that'll hold #monsterdon

83 cents a gallon for gas… #monsterdon

GDQ host voice: "WOW we just got a FIVE THOUSAND DOLLAR DONATION from the YEETEE"
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🦍 🌨️ 🗓️ 😱

Wait what now?

Toronto kids go WILD for Yeti! #monsterdon

The little kid has my kid's hair. #monsterdon

yaaay we're going to target #monsterdon

yetimania!

#monsterdon

This part of the film was brought to you by Alberto VO5 #monsterdon

ok look whoever was responsible for continuity on this could have done worse, but someone really should have worked up an agreement beforehand on how you say "yeti".

#monsterdon

Yeeti?

Yankee?

Githyeti?

What is she saying?

#monsterdon #yeti

what is that guy doing with that razor??? sir??? #monsterdon

Ooooo, that Texco man was NOT happy!
#monsterdon

At least it wasn't 100% filmed in Italy. Now they're off to Dominion Foods for Yeti Products

#monsterdon

"Pump it in and let your engine absorb it" Wish I could get away with copy like that. #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

Best slogan ever.

#monsterdon

Hope he’s got a band-aid the size of Oklahoma in that kit. #monsterdon

Station Wagon! #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

Jane, you should probably motion to him to follow you, in that universal human gesture. He doesn't understand English or Italian.

#Monsterdon

Boy, Dog, Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV #monsterdon

#monsterdon Me IRL learning English in Secondary School

Guys walking along holding panes of glass and it ISN"T immediately comedically broken by somebody running into it? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🦍 🌨️ 🗓️ 😱

Jane, that's not how language works.

The hands-over-breasts "Kiss Me Yeti" t-shirts certainly make a statement.

#Monsterdon #Yeti1977

The motionless practical yeti is hysterical.

#Monsterdon

Yeeki? #monsterdon

"yeeti come"

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon She’d actually feel it with the Yeti, ya prick.

#monsterdon Is this like a Tarzan and Jane kinda story given she's called jane?

"Yeety come" #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

I know this is #Monsterdon but what exactly is the plot right now? #Yeti1977

Even this kid is into yetis!

#Monsterdon

lol@ the "kiss me YETI" scene....

#monsterdon

suddenly she's speaking with the Ten Hundred keyboard

#monsterdon #Yeti1977

@nev This movie's grasp of Greek mythology is the least of my questions

#Monsterdon

Of all the times to regret identifying as a Creature Lover
#Monsterdon

@moira Yeti's outi loves a big fish dinner. #monsterdon

WHERE IS THE YETI RAMPAGE WE DESERVE?! #monsterdon

Takes 30 seconds for the pain to reach his brain.

#monsterdon #yeti

but really what can you do with another hour here the movie is over right #monsterdon

here creature of mother nature, let me heal you with aerosols #monsterdon

And now, unrestrained capitalism. #Monsterdon

Enter capitalism! "Put a Yeti in you Tank!"

#Monsterdon #Yeti1977

Not the child and the adult making eyes at each other. #monsterdon

According to the American rules of "Talking To People Who Don't Know English" you need to yell it louder and slower for him to understand.

#Monsterdon

Yeti is actually a severed employee so is very confused, it's best not to alarm him

#monsterdon #Yeti1977

@s20 something about being Italian, probably

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🦍 🌨️ 🗓️ 😱

I srsly wanna know what the director was telling this Yeti actor to 'express' with these facial expressions because wow it's all a mess and makes no sense at all but it might have been fun

gonna trying combing her hair with a fish skeleton on our next date #Monsterdon #YetiDatingTips

Ah yes, how to win friends and influence yetis. Spray 70s antiseptics on their wounds.

#monsterdon #yeti #mercurochrome

Okay, in the story of Androcles and the lion, the lion didn't kill Androcles because he remembered Androcles pulling a thorn out of his paw years ago, but these guys fucking electrocuted the Yeti???? #Monsterdon

Oh no is the going to be a shaving thing like we saw this in EEGAH

#monsterdon

thought that was a giant can of hair spray, for a second

#Monsterdon

yeti has eyebrow game

#monsterdon

@amyfou
Bruh... you're killing the mood.
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon is that conditioner?

Boy. Girl. Dog. Go.

45 passed that test too!
#Monsterdon

Thank goodness we are not getting dongcam, friends.

#monsterdon

Puppy yeti eyes. #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

Why don’t ALL movie monsters comb people’s hair?

The Crites and CHUDs could learn a few lessons in manners from this yeti!

#yeti #monsterdon

it would be nice if that prick got his bits blown off by that belt-tucked gun

but this isn't that kind of movie, is it

#Monsterdon

button that man's shirt up! for the good of the nation! #monsterdon

🎵 fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads, fish heads, fish heads, eat them up yum

#Monsterdon

"She might have some duties to fulfill, if she stays the night."

Wow. Just, wow.

#Monsterdon

@steggy This film brought to you in part by Dead Fish Shampoo(TM)
#monsterdon

Yeti doesnt know how to eat fish?
Yeti sushi is off the menu.
#Monsterdon #Yeti

"Duties to fulfill"!??! Ewwwww!!! #monsterdon

#monsterdon might have some DUTIES to FULFILL if she stays overnight???

Haha. Beastiality. #Monsterdon

Yeti making shy yeti eyes. Daughter sprays hand wound with what looks like an off-brand can of bug sprey.

#Monsterdon #Yeti1977

Why is this movie so obsessed with inappropriate relationships with a teenage girl? #monsterdon

Again, I think this girl is all of 16
#Monsterdon

“You hairsprayed my hand. This really is love.” #Monsterdon

What the fuck #Monsterdon

oh. oh god. he's brushing her hair with the fish skeleton. I did not see that coming.

#monsterdon

I guess Yeti was just hangry.

#Monsterdon #Yeti1977

Now it's YEE-ti. #monsterdon

It's too late for tender hair combing, YOU DID THE NIPPLE THING

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon the dog's name is indigo. okay.

@himbovoorhees Yessss #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

So, was the plan that he was just going to stand in a cage for the rest of his life?

#Monsterdon

My face probably smells like that fish after the cat is done licking me

#Monsterdon

damn the yeti got some donk though
#monsterdon

You know how chicks and other birds will imprint on the first being they see and treat it as their parent?

A little known fact: Yetis do a very similar thing, except when they wake from hibernation the first two things they see become their wife and their son #Monsterdon

His eyes are making her forget that he’s 65 feet tall, completely covered in turn, and smells like a mammoth. #Monsterdon

why does he keep floofing his hair??

#monsterdon

DEAD FISH COMB is the secret to the Yeti's luscious locks??

#Monsterdon

what in the actual damned Yeti brushing girls hair with fish bones fuck

#Monsterdon #Yeti1977