And Jane is now dressed in bridal white 🤦‍♀️ #Monsterdon

THUNDERYETI! IS! GO!

#monsterdon #Yeti1977

Herbie just gets abducted. Total 70s kid! #monsterdon

How is the soundtrack to #Yeti1977 so good when everything else about it is so terrible?

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Presenting: Disco Carmina Burana by Eumir Deodato

#Monsterdon 🦍 🌨️ 🗓️ 😱

there could not have ever been lapels that wide tho

#monsterdon I haven't followed any part of this since they left the dig site.

was that a fucking up with people yeti song

#monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 we have Caribana!

#monsterdon

"HE IS SO BIG" stunning lyrics to o fortuna

#monsterdon

Jane and Herbie were green screened in front of extras.

#Monsterdon

no, no, movie, *I* make up lyrics to "O Fortuna"

#Monsterdon

Eww, imagine the will-knots that poor creature must suffer

#Monsterdon

Will this song summon Mothra?

#Monsterdon #YetiGiantOfThe20thCentury

Oh ... the green screen... barf. #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

Reverse helicopter footage again.

#Monsterdon #YetiGiantOfTheTwentiethCentury1977

The parade is on the roof of a building - cool move

#monsterdon
#Yeti: Giant of the 20th Century

This is the best song I've ever heard in my life. I'm going to memorize the lyrics. #monsterdon

"this is for us, men" [opens a suitcase full of cash]

huh??

#monsterdon

Toronto has Carnival?

#monsterdon #yeti

@CactuarJoe 😂😂😂
Thank you for the call back!!!

#Monsterdon #Yeti1977 #Yeti

Funky Burana

#monsterdon

I remember when National Yeti Day wasn't so commercial #Monsterdon

Everyone was directed to pull a jacket, shirt, tie and slacks at random out of a dollar store crate and wear it in every scene

#monsterdon

What a weird place for a green screen. #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

Hahaha one of our cats hopped up on the TV stand to swat at the helicopter.

#Monsterdon

WAIT THEY UPGRADED THJE SONG
#monsterdon

So, what was the festival parade taken from?

#Monsterdon #Yeti1977

All helicopters should suck up their exhaust like that. #Monsterdon

Guys got calves like turkey drumsticks. #Monsterdon

Wait, is this all on top of a skyscraper?

The scale is all over the place again....

#monsterdon

His pulse makes a sine wave? #monsterdon

So what festival was this footage stolen from?

#monsterdon #yeti1977

Look the feet of this box are riveting but I signed up for Yeti

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon barber! Don’t slap that blade in your hand! You’ll lose that hand! Holy Cripes!

That didn't last long #monsterdon

Oh right, he just HAPPENS to be showing up in town on Caribana!

#monsterdon

WHAT IS GOING ON

#monsterdon

There isn't a bad tie in that room. #monsterdon

We're in Canada. Really. Wave those flags!

#Monsterdon #Yeti1977

Is one of the disco lyrics "God is soo good?" (!?!?) #monsterdon

peewow peewow peewow peewow weet weet weet weet #monsterdon

The Toronto Hotel often plays the New York Hotel in movies

#Monsterdon

I really wanted the new boss to be the yeti #TeamMonster

#Monsterdon

curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal, Guy Who is a Prick!

#Monsterdon

...He jumped out of that glass case like Octaman coming out of an RV. #Monsterdon

Toronto Pride is the BEST #Monsterdon

#monsterdon finally a new song

The Hunnicut Foods Dancers

#Monsterdon #Yeti1977 #Yeti

#Monsterdon that is truly far too much Canadian flag waving and displaying for this to be believable

I say as a Canadian

what the fuck is this shit where is the fucking yeti #monsterdon

Tony seriously considered it. #Monsterdon #yeti1977

who are any of these dudes

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon *incredibly long shot of landing plane* are we padding time?

As we find ourselves in a sushi conveyor belt bingo game I once again ask WhA'TS HAPPENIGN #monsterdon

Look at those magnificent ties!

#Monsterdon

check out those loud styles, man

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Not sure what massaging a steel gantry gets you bub. I mean, are you trying to rouse it into an excited state? He needs to work the Yeti, not its gantry.

Extremely awkward Board of Directors meeting.

#Monsterdon

i think those reporters just kidnapped the little brother... #monsterdon

Same as the old boss, tho'

#monsterdon #Yeti1977

[in Canada]

[opens a briefcase of US Dollars]

"This is for us, Men."

#monsterdon

#monsterdon If this hashtag usually gives me laughs, why am I crying

All of Toronto has come out for the YETI

#monsterdon

Serious, I need a secret office behind a wall. #Monsterdon

Are we sure this isn't just a tourism ad for Toronto #monsterdon #yeti1977

Hey baby. #monsterdon #yeti1977

So, watching #Monsterdon #Yeti77 on #Tubi, and they're showing a (live) hockey game in a split screen as the ads. That's kinda fun.

Fun off brand Godzilla like background music in this silly movie.
#Monsterdon #Yeti

Well this is a great idea. #monsterdon

ok maybe i spoke too soon about tie and jacket combos

#monsterdon

I'm loving this cartel board room
#monsterdon

PLEASE tell me he's gonna climb the CN Tower at some point. #Monsterdon

We need to lift the yeti into the sky to give him a shower for...reasons I didn't pay attention to. #monsterdon

we're at 'this movie is slow enough i'm thinking about playing solitaire' again

#monsterdon

A million years old? He doesn't look a day over 50000!

#monsterdon #yeti

Why would they put the yeti on the roof‽ It’s amateur hour for disaster capitalism movies.

#Monsterdon #YetiGiantOfTheTwentiethCentury1977

Pachinko voting! #monsterdon

#monsterdon we can't compete with a company led by a man twice our size

Put a yeti in your cybertruck today !#Monsterdon

I kinda want to go back and see waht all those nameplates are.

#monsterdon

The Yeti is over Niagara falls! SLOOWLY I TURNED! Bit footstep by big foot step.
#Monsterdon #Yeti

are there weird editing hitches in the soundtrack, or is that just my playback?

shame if it's there in the edit

#Monsterdon

I must have missed something, how did they make Yeti get back into the phone booth?

Also lel at all the now-retro Blue Jays hats, wouldn't Montreal have been closer?

#monsterdon

I honestly have no idea where this movie is going - presumably a rampage and the children calming him down, but... ???

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Is this just Caribana stock footage?

#monsterdon that coke is definitely product placement right? on the TV

@wohali Well, sure, you know. They only need one. xD

#monsterdon #Yeti1977

The world-famous TORONTO HOTEL?!??! #monsterdon

And then they discover that the helicopter exhaust has suffocated the yeti.

#Monsterdon #YetiGiantOfThe20thCentury

#Monsterdon Ontario Place!

Man, there's no party like a Canadian Carnivale

>_>;

#Monsterdon

@wohali The gift that keeps giving!

Maybe a plot will gel soon.

#Monsterdon #Yeti1977 #Yeti

Wait, they're just gonna skip showing how they got the yeti back in the box? #monsterdon #yeti

"the Toronto hotel"

😩

#monsterdon

If that was really the livery they used in 1977, don't tell me #monsterdon

“How do we advertise wholesome foods to suburban moms? I know! With a giant hairy naked man!” #monsterdon

Ugh, these coach flights. No leg room at all!

#monsterdon #yeti1977

Boots is not the word I thought she was gonna say.

#Monsterdon

i told myself i was gonna work on my manuscript while i watch this but instead im staring wtih a cookie hanging out of my mouth and an expression on my face that is a mix of sheer awe and abject horror

#monsterdon