Brush hair with fish bones. Fish oil good for hair! How you think I look like this?

#monsterdon #yeti

He kinda looks like Billy Ray Cyrus. That is some sick teased hair.

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he just handed them a very cleanly eaten fish skeleton

#monsterdon

So I woke up from a nap and saw it was after six, and I'm joining #monsterdon late.

He left something cooking over high heat while he was off fishing?

This rich dude shows up, sticks his finger into a bottle of sauce, and then eats the fisherman's egg. Which seems to be raw based on how he broke the top and then drank out of it. Abominable Rich Man.

I've had the movie on in the background while I do other things but now I can sit down and talk about the yeti's furry boxer shorts.

#monsterdon #yeti1977

Fish heads, fish heads, Roly-poly fish heads. #monsterdon

"who does her hair?"

"her secret is to brush in some yeti spit and fish guts every night"

#Monsterdon

is the fishbone combing the weirdest thing we've seen on #monsterdon ? gotta be in the top 10

What a *huge* seam on that arm, just above the elbow.

Yep, doc thinks the yeti considers his daughter a wife.

#Monsterdon #Yeti1977

Nothing like dirty fish bones to comb your hair
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Was that fish drugged?

#monsterdon

no one is high enough for this movie

#monsterdon #Yeti1977

WHAT IS THIS FUCKING MOVIE?!

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I mean, this guy's got a great hairdo going. #monsterdon

he's actually doing it!!!! he's actually combing with the fish!!!!! i would never dream that this movie would be this good #monsterdon

Oh, yes, I love having my hair combed with fish entails.

#monsterdon #yeti1977

I like the hydraulics of the giant yeti hand #monsterdon

Their jackets are furry and that means the Yeti thinks they are part of his(?) family? Because wearing a fur coat when you don't have fur yourself says family and not "killer of my family"? Like you don't wear a rabbit fur coat and expect your pet bunny to love you, right?

(I might be getting a little distracted)

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#Monsterdon "it's about family, dom"

YOU GO GIRL #monsterdon #yeti1977

“What is it, boy? Did Herbie fall in the well again?” #monsterdon

"He's mistaken you for his wife"

FUCKING

GROADY

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Lassie! What is it girl? Is there a giant hairy dong we have to watch jounce about? Should we ask the pretty Italian lady to fetch us coffee?

Yeah, that's a standard-sized Canadian fish.

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To be fair, all that 70's feathery hair must have been a bitch to mask out with the green screen. #Monsterdon

professor says that all highly evolved mammals have a nuclear heteronormative family unit

he is very dumb

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ok but did this dude just bring this fish with him or what!? #monsterdon

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"he's showing them the same tender feeling that men have for their children and families"

um, he's shoving giant fish skeletons at the chick I guess so that she'll clean it up and put it away for him so, yes?

... and she likes it.

#Monsterdon #Yeti1977

I told you! Big fish had a baby fish

#monsterdon #yeti

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your fish?

#Monsterdon #YetiGiantOfThe20thCentury

She touched my “memory chord” also. #Monsterdon

so wait, THAT'S the yeti's haircare secret? brushing his hair with dirty fish bones??? #monsterdon

Yeti combs girl's hair with remains of dead fish to show his interest.

#Monsterdon #Yeti1977

Goodness gracious! That was a jab at the dissolution of the nuclear family.

#Monsterdon

All highly developed mammals have mates and children, huh

#Monsterdon

Make soup for yeti! #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

@JoeWynne I'm sorry but that was clearly a very expensive inflating nipple

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#Monsterdon Oh!!!! so it's about the furry coats! that's why the children were chosen. at least this film has some logic to it

Enjoy the fish entrails in your hair, girl. #Monsterdon

Oh, it's Social Grooming time, huh?

This film is GROADY. #Monsterdon

So giving of fish, misunderstood, resurrected from the dead. Is Yeti actually Jesus?!? #monsterdon

Man can that yeti pull off some vacant stares.

#Monsterdon

When in sunny Saskatchewan, be sure to visit:

bush

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Love Theme from Yeti

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My Lunch with Yeti

#Monsterdon #Yeti1977

Worst sushi bar ever.

#Monsterdon #YetiGiantOfThe20thCentury

Uh really doc? Not unusual at all? At all? #Monsterdon

Indio is the best performer so far
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meanwhile, in the land of the lost

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meanwhile, in an episode of LASSIE

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Ewwww

Thistle cameo. #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

@JoeWynne I feel like the nipple needs its own line item.

#monsterdon #yeti

#monsterdon such a clever dog.

Always nice to have a professor along, makes it easier to pull plot points out of your ass like that. #Monsterdon

@SRLevine

Oh, no, no no no.

I assure you we are all perfectly normal.

#Monsterdon

What, Canuck Lassie? You said the Yeti ate the kids? #monsterdon

It takes a scientist to translate dog barking into "he wants us to follow him." #monsterdon

I know what he said, but I'm gonna believe he said, "I'll call the cab to send a boat." #Monsterdon #yeti1977

What is is Lassie? The Yeti has a massive articulated nipple? What??? #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

Girl, this fish is like a single kernel of popcorn to him. He hasn't eaten in ONE MILLION YEARS and you're offering him a kernel of popcorn.
#monsterdon

What the fuck now

Really, fuck now?

Movie, why the Ye-ti nip-ples

#Monsterdon

Herbie, you can probably eat raw fish right out of the river without getting sick. Just go ahead and do it. Don't be rude to your host.

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I kinda with I hadn't eaten tonight before watching this

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#monsterdon yeti fell down a well?

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Wait. That fish was as big as yeti's hand, which was big enough for two people to ride in, but when yeti handed the fish to the little brother the fish became trout-sized how the heck

See also: the How To Train Your Dragon fish scene

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I had sushi for lunch and I am not happy about it right now
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@SRLevine There was... a nipple... coming into its own as it were. #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

this movie is so upsetting in so many ways. save us fluffy doggy

#monsterdon

holy fuck that is the biggest fucking fish he's offering them.. wait, no, it's... normal sized? Perspective on this flick is weird

#monsterdon

OK the scale of that fish from Yeti hand to kid was waaaaay off.

#Monsterdon

Big "I wish you'd take them raw." energy

#monsterdon #yeti #severance

Herbie may be MUTE but he has the power to SHRINK fish. #monsterdon

WHERE DID THAT GIANT FISH COME FROM

WHY DID HERBIE PULL A SMALLER FISH OUT OF IT

#monsterdon

THE MUSIC IS NOT REASSURING #monsterdon

What is going on?
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Lassie: "damn these people are dumb"

#Monsterdon #Yeti1977

#Monsterdon What is that the yeti gave him? oh a fish. that yeti's quite skilled, I can't imagine catching something that tiny.

Did I miss some big sexually charged scene while finding that gif? The feed says yes. But the audio bit I caught was about cannibals being nice to their victims, which is making me think you all are a bunch of weirdos.

#Monsterdon

This yeti actor's facial expressions, top tier!

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What's that dude doing with a handgun jammed down his pants, does he want to blow his balls off? Sure won't bother the Yeti and it's laughable in the face of any other wildlife they may find too

#monsterdon

I showed you my giant fish please respond
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that fish was MUCH larger.

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Anyone else think Herbie looks like a young Elijah Wood?

(Elijah Wood wasn't born yet, when this movie came out. For that matter, neither was I, even though I'm older than him.)

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I showed you my fish, pls respond

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Glad everyone else is as horrified as I am #Monsterdon

Wow. Going from humanitarian to racist real quick.

#Monsterdon #YetiGiantOfTheTwentiethCentury1977

Yeti brought nice, large, very fake fish for girl to indicate his interest.

Fish shrank by at least a factor of ten when in hands of girl.

#Monsterdon #Yeti1977

"let's run away"

the yeti: :neocat_surprised_pika:

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i do NOT like the camera frame of 'between the giant yeti's legs' after the nipple touch, a scene they planned enough to give the nipple movement and a sound effect

#monsterdon

That makes ... THREE "what the fucks" in my feed due to the Yeti wrist nipples

"Three! Ha ha ha!"

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Yeti's first words, to the girl. "You're really pretty and you have smooth skin. Have you heard of sounding?"

#monsterdon #yeti

Danger Bay Dad meets Robert Redford sure has a big walkie talkie.

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Where did he get a giant trout? #Monsterdon

this film is *really really* groady #Monsterdon

those BIG EYES when he sees the two kids.... BAHWHAHAHAHAH

"Oh Herbie!

"Act as my shield!"

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Nipple!

@Lazarou he's giving off some real "my wife and I saw you across the bar and like your energy" vibes. #Monsterdon