According to the American rules of "Talking To People Who Don't Know English" you need to yell it louder and slower for him to understand.

#Monsterdon

Yeti is actually a severed employee so is very confused, it's best not to alarm him

#monsterdon #Yeti1977

@s20 something about being Italian, probably

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I srsly wanna know what the director was telling this Yeti actor to 'express' with these facial expressions because wow it's all a mess and makes no sense at all but it might have been fun

gonna trying combing her hair with a fish skeleton on our next date #Monsterdon #YetiDatingTips

Ah yes, how to win friends and influence yetis. Spray 70s antiseptics on their wounds.

#monsterdon #yeti #mercurochrome

Okay, in the story of Androcles and the lion, the lion didn't kill Androcles because he remembered Androcles pulling a thorn out of his paw years ago, but these guys fucking electrocuted the Yeti???? #Monsterdon

Oh no is the going to be a shaving thing like we saw this in EEGAH

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thought that was a giant can of hair spray, for a second

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yeti has eyebrow game

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@amyfou
Bruh... you're killing the mood.
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#monsterdon is that conditioner?

Boy. Girl. Dog. Go.

45 passed that test too!
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Thank goodness we are not getting dongcam, friends.

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Puppy yeti eyes. #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

it would be nice if that prick got his bits blown off by that belt-tucked gun

but this isn't that kind of movie, is it

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button that man's shirt up! for the good of the nation! #monsterdon

🎵 fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads, fish heads, fish heads, eat them up yum

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"She might have some duties to fulfill, if she stays the night."

Wow. Just, wow.

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@steggy This film brought to you in part by Dead Fish Shampoo(TM)
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Yeti doesnt know how to eat fish?
Yeti sushi is off the menu.
#Monsterdon #Yeti

"Duties to fulfill"!??! Ewwwww!!! #monsterdon

#monsterdon might have some DUTIES to FULFILL if she stays overnight???

Haha. Beastiality. #Monsterdon

Yeti making shy yeti eyes. Daughter sprays hand wound with what looks like an off-brand can of bug sprey.

#Monsterdon #Yeti1977

Why is this movie so obsessed with inappropriate relationships with a teenage girl? #monsterdon

Again, I think this girl is all of 16
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“You hairsprayed my hand. This really is love.” #Monsterdon

What the fuck #Monsterdon

oh. oh god. he's brushing her hair with the fish skeleton. I did not see that coming.

#monsterdon

I guess Yeti was just hangry.

#Monsterdon #Yeti1977

Now it's YEE-ti. #monsterdon

#monsterdon the dog's name is indigo. okay.

@himbovoorhees Yessss #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

So, was the plan that he was just going to stand in a cage for the rest of his life?

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My face probably smells like that fish after the cat is done licking me

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damn the yeti got some donk though
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His eyes are making her forget that he’s 65 feet tall, completely covered in turn, and smells like a mammoth. #Monsterdon

why does he keep floofing his hair??

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DEAD FISH COMB is the secret to the Yeti's luscious locks??

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what in the actual damned Yeti brushing girls hair with fish bones fuck

#Monsterdon #Yeti1977

Brush hair with fish bones. Fish oil good for hair! How you think I look like this?

#monsterdon #yeti

He kinda looks like Billy Ray Cyrus. That is some sick teased hair.

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So I woke up from a nap and saw it was after six, and I'm joining #monsterdon late.

He left something cooking over high heat while he was off fishing?

This rich dude shows up, sticks his finger into a bottle of sauce, and then eats the fisherman's egg. Which seems to be raw based on how he broke the top and then drank out of it. Abominable Rich Man.

he just handed them a very cleanly eaten fish skeleton

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Fish heads, fish heads, Roly-poly fish heads. #monsterdon

I've had the movie on in the background while I do other things but now I can sit down and talk about the yeti's furry boxer shorts.

#monsterdon #yeti1977

"who does her hair?"

"her secret is to brush in some yeti spit and fish guts every night"

#Monsterdon

What a *huge* seam on that arm, just above the elbow.

Yep, doc thinks the yeti considers his daughter a wife.

#Monsterdon #Yeti1977

is the fishbone combing the weirdest thing we've seen on #monsterdon ? gotta be in the top 10

Nothing like dirty fish bones to comb your hair
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Was that fish drugged?

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no one is high enough for this movie

#monsterdon #Yeti1977

WHAT IS THIS FUCKING MOVIE?!

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I mean, this guy's got a great hairdo going. #monsterdon

he's actually doing it!!!! he's actually combing with the fish!!!!! i would never dream that this movie would be this good #monsterdon

Oh, yes, I love having my hair combed with fish entails.

#monsterdon #yeti1977

I like the hydraulics of the giant yeti hand #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "it's about family, dom"

Their jackets are furry and that means the Yeti thinks they are part of his(?) family? Because wearing a fur coat when you don't have fur yourself says family and not "killer of my family"? Like you don't wear a rabbit fur coat and expect your pet bunny to love you, right?

(I might be getting a little distracted)

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YOU GO GIRL #monsterdon #yeti1977

“What is it, boy? Did Herbie fall in the well again?” #monsterdon

"He's mistaken you for his wife"

FUCKING

GROADY

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#Monsterdon Lassie! What is it girl? Is there a giant hairy dong we have to watch jounce about? Should we ask the pretty Italian lady to fetch us coffee?

To be fair, all that 70's feathery hair must have been a bitch to mask out with the green screen. #Monsterdon

professor says that all highly evolved mammals have a nuclear heteronormative family unit

he is very dumb

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ok but did this dude just bring this fish with him or what!? #monsterdon

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"he's showing them the same tender feeling that men have for their children and families"

um, he's shoving giant fish skeletons at the chick I guess so that she'll clean it up and put it away for him so, yes?

... and she likes it.

#Monsterdon #Yeti1977

I told you! Big fish had a baby fish

#monsterdon #yeti

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your fish?

#Monsterdon #YetiGiantOfThe20thCentury

She touched my “memory chord” also. #Monsterdon

so wait, THAT'S the yeti's haircare secret? brushing his hair with dirty fish bones??? #monsterdon

Yeti combs girl's hair with remains of dead fish to show his interest.

#Monsterdon #Yeti1977

Goodness gracious! That was a jab at the dissolution of the nuclear family.

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All highly developed mammals have mates and children, huh

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Make soup for yeti! #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

@JoeWynne I'm sorry but that was clearly a very expensive inflating nipple

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#Monsterdon Oh!!!! so it's about the furry coats! that's why the children were chosen. at least this film has some logic to it

Enjoy the fish entrails in your hair, girl. #Monsterdon

Oh, it's Social Grooming time, huh?

This film is GROADY. #Monsterdon

So giving of fish, misunderstood, resurrected from the dead. Is Yeti actually Jesus?!? #monsterdon

Man can that yeti pull off some vacant stares.

#Monsterdon

When in sunny Saskatchewan, be sure to visit:

bush

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My Lunch with Yeti

#Monsterdon #Yeti1977

Worst sushi bar ever.

#Monsterdon #YetiGiantOfThe20thCentury

Uh really doc? Not unusual at all? At all? #Monsterdon

Indio is the best performer so far
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meanwhile, in the land of the lost

#monsterdon #Yeti1977

meanwhile, in an episode of LASSIE

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Ewwww

Thistle cameo. #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

@JoeWynne I feel like the nipple needs its own line item.

#monsterdon #yeti

#monsterdon such a clever dog.

Always nice to have a professor along, makes it easier to pull plot points out of your ass like that. #Monsterdon

@SRLevine

Oh, no, no no no.

I assure you we are all perfectly normal.

#Monsterdon

What, Canuck Lassie? You said the Yeti ate the kids? #monsterdon

It takes a scientist to translate dog barking into "he wants us to follow him." #monsterdon

I know what he said, but I'm gonna believe he said, "I'll call the cab to send a boat." #Monsterdon #yeti1977

What is is Lassie? The Yeti has a massive articulated nipple? What??? #Monsterdon #Yeti1977