"I have young friends with a cure"

MORE DRUGS!

And possible sex...

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"Tonight, I witnessed a pediatrician call his patient beautiful, and now I have a [redacted] headache."

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What I'm still wondering is why he "knew" that the monkey died because it saw too much and couldn't process it.

Like exactly what part of the money just spontaneously dying told him this anyway?

I mean he's so dead certain he's willing to just keep taking these over and over...

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@Crazypedia Personally I'm still on hubris as the monster, but honestly there's probably room for both

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"10ccs of swing band music, Doctor!

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Loving her big pink cloak....

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a very temporary headache, I'm sure

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Diagnoses like this are why that guy got kicked out of Starfleet.

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Sorry kid, your surgeons are too busy fighting over their bruised egos to think about you. Enjoy the free coffin! #Monsterdon

On the one hand, eyedrops giving somebody x-ray vision seems unlikely. On the other hand, it turns out Yellow #5 can turn skin invisible (at least in mice), so who knows? #monsterdon

You did NOT see Don Rickles in the credit for this film. You saw him in the credits for the film *underneath* this one.

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I hate this scene and that doctor

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What a bizarre yellow-monkey-baby-dog plush on the side table.

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Do you all know what other movie came out in 1963 about a scientist performing experiments on himself?

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Sex became a lot less fun after the drops..

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Outside funding sources--always the burr under the saddle of any science endeavor and yes, they do influence the direction any research goes.

Need a gif of the “No, it’s too dangerous!”
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I see the problem! She’s got a brisket in her belly.

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so wait there's.... spackle inside of that person?

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She's full of bubble wrap. #Monsterdon

the message of this movie is we need MRI machines

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pardon this dude while he leans over a kid's bed and leers at her.

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@EricKHoward Ah the 60's... what a time #monsterdon

This is hilarious in 1.25x
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@jivens To be fair I kind of get that, like if you wear glasses you learn not to notice them pretty quickly

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No biggie, you experimented on yourself and had to be hospitalized for it, back to work with you. #monsterdon

Christ I'm bored. Here's a song about Ray Miland:

Ray Miland
Ray Miland
He's made of flan
He's Ray Miland

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@SRLevine @steggy There's so much bad science just in the first few minutes. I predict there's going to be SO MUCH MORE. He certainly deserves to have his funding yanked. Yeah no kidding doctor Xavier, making your eyes extremely sensitive to light is NO PICNIC. I don't care if a fantastic breakthrough is POSSIBLE, this is no way to conduct a scientific study. #Monsterdon #TheManWithTheXRayEyes

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Bandages? I hardly noticed them.. YOu mean you didn't feel them on your face?

I'll show them!

Spite, the true motivator of scientific advances.

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The same crowd is trying to decide whether to fund this x-ray eyes nonsense or oil extraction using nuclear bombs. #monsterdon

His X-ray vision cannot see thru her foundation and lipstick

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"Overdose" would have gone well on the bingo card

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why would we fund this? it killed a monkey and its not even trying to treat a condition or anything

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How much more funding do they need? They already created the product! #monsterdon

"Listen to this. We taped him freaking out, it's hilarious."

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But what could the possible negative side effects be, and what are the societal implications? Anyone? Anyone?

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i do wonder what was actually in those eyedrops though. my money's on oil of asbestos.

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I see no way this could end badly. But then I don’t have X Ray eyes. #Monsterdon

Dude, your brain isn't calibrated for this. It's going to take a bit.

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This is actually just LSD. #monsterdon #XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

side effects shmide effects

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A button missing under a tie… scary stuff he’s seeing 👀 #Monsterdon

@hollie Then the suffering will have been worth it.

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“And you have a freckle on the tip of your pe… Oh, sorry Sam.”

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Yes, penetrated the surface with your vision. I guess.

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i think we already know the real monster in this one is going to be HUBRIS

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time to order some lead-lined underpants #monsterdon

PENETRATION AGAIN WHY

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"...and Sam, you're wearing Underoos!"

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It works! It works!

OK, film over, everyone go home

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#monsterdon I'm enjoying these camera tricks.

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About to get eye drops administered.

"Any preference?"
"The one in the middle".
If he's got a middle eye, I don't see it.

Back when you couldn't have people saying "mother FUCKER!" When things hurt like hell.
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he failed to follow through on the logic 'if i can't see through everything won't i be able to see through my eyelids and my hands in front of my eyelids'

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I see dumb people.. but they don't know that they're dumb..

Milland really has gross smokers fingers. Thumb and forefinger on his right hand. Yellow as fuck.

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when you get cataract surgery they do one eye at a time. in case something goes wrong. why would you do both at once?

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@berniethewordsmith @Taweret "Keep your lab monkeys bright and happy with Winston-Salem!" #monsterdon

Congratulations, Dr Xavier, you now have slit-less spectroscopy.

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He has X-ray vision but has to open his eyes. Solid.

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@yatsu #monsterdon

I see dead people

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why wouldn't you just do one eye?

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"Sam, I NEED YOU"

"When do you wanna do it?"

"Right now!"

Me:

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Sam doesn't need a lot of convincing.

"My best argument is: Aw c'mon I need you"
"Okay"

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"Sam, I need you" #monsterdon

Can he see through his eyelids?
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lmao.

"who's going to try [the experimental body horror enzyme]? some intern?" "yes!"

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If somebody invites me to coffee, I admit I’d be a bit disappointed if they took me to the office Keurig. #monsterdon

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No, its too dangerous. We'll have an intern or a criminal do it!!

Yes, it's too dangerous.
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Sam's a pushover

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did he just suggest human experiments on convicts? i mean...

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Coffee is served by the man to a woman, who then assumes how she takes it and asks about her eggs. #Monsterdon

I have never had good coffee from one of those machines (even the more fancy "espresso" ones)
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Why do YOU want to stay alive, moviegoer???!?!?!

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Pre-coital smoke.

Dude, if you’re going to buy a lady a cup of coffee, do not use a cheap, nasty coffee dispensing machine.

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Smoking! in the science lab

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Smoking is mandatory in the labs of the 50s.

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Mad scientist lighting his cigarette with a flaming bunsen burner.

I guess the actor did his own stunts.

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"After tonight's work you can call me Diane"

Yeah there's nothing more intimate than killing a monkey. #Monsterdon

The bunson burner cigarette lighter was a popular science gift in the 1950s. #monsterdon

He sees ev er y th ing !

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*monkey throws lever

"HURRAH FOR SCIENCE! I'M SO ALIVE!!!"

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...please do not use bunsen burners like that. (too rich, and lighting cigarettes)

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I hope the monkey turns into a mutant supermonkey and eats this guy's face #Monsterdon

@Lazarou and IRB #monsterdon

Now he sees THE COLORS DUKE, THE COLORS

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Watch, doctor, as we put oil on this monkey until he understands patriotism

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I think these scientists are giving the monkey too much credit

He might be trolling

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#monsterdon This was not overseen by the AHS.

@sean sometimes doctors just get those urges and they figured it was better to have the animals than have them Frankenstein a patient. #monsterdon

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The human eye sees only one tenth of the energy spectrum out there. When it comes to "the speed of light", I've pointed this out before. Does any other wavelength outside of the "light" spectrum travel any faster or slower than those inside those boundaries?

oh no

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"I'm closing in on the gods". X-Ray Eye Man meets Clash of the Titans?
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which is it doctor hormones OR enzymes? Get it right man!!

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El dvd no tiene subtitulos de ingles #Monsterdon