Sam and Diane, run far away from this maniac. #Monsterdon um, make that Diane.

oh watch one doctor sedating another against his will

#Monsterdon #XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

"Sam, I want you with me." Again with the subtext.

#Monsterdon #ManWithXRayEyes

@Lazarou I was thinking this, too. Who ran out of the OR and spread the word?

#Monsterdon

I don't care!

#monsterdon

KEEP THAT GAZE HEAD HIGH, DOC
#Monsterdon

(It's called a vivisection when they're alive DOCTOR.)

#monsterdon #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes

@Lazarou I can't believe they let this madman operate on this poor girl just because he said he knew better than they did because of his experimental drugs! Strip his hospital privileges, never let him into a surgical theatre again, and sue him for malpractice. #Monsterdon #TheManWithTheXRayEyes

His inner dialog is an outie.

#Monsterdon

"Insane? Insane?" #Monsterdon

ah he DOESN'T have to keep dosing

#monsterdon

he's reading the eye chart in the next room over, he'll never get into the army this way

#monsterdon #XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

Damn, what is this, Saint Gossip's Children's Hospital? It just happened!

#Monsterdon

“You think I’m mad? Well watch…” #Monsterdon

“Hi…hi, I said.”
Subtler than I’ll ever be.
#Monsterdon

hey, is that actual consequences? or at least potential consequences? is this move really made in the 60s???

#monsterdon #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes

try him for assault and battery too, fam! #monsterdon

Imagine shopping at Walmart with this condition you'd be traumatised for life #Monsterdon

Roger Corman's The Knick

#monsterdon

"You think I'm mad?"
Would a mad man do this--?!

Yes, bruh.

#Monsterdon

Who let the theremin in the operating theater?

#Monsterdon #ManWithXRayEyes

@holly

Standard comment for all our movies.

#Monsterdon

Might be a bit of malpractice here, but by whom? #Monsterdon

You think I'm mad? Well check THIS shit out, motherfuckers

#Monsterdon

Like Trump and Tarriffs but this guy actually can see everything

#monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai you'd think that would be a fairly self-evident rule, wouldn't you

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon You think I've gone mad?!?

Well, then! Just WATCH me perform heart surgery on this child!

The past several minutes have been one long “eyes up here, buddy” joke. #monsterdon

Very calm reaction to being sliced by a colleague.

#Monsterdon

It took her far too long to catch on to what he was seeing.

#Monsterdon

@gnomon Yeah, this guy would be an HR nightmare if they had HR back then...

#monsterdon #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes

you think I'm mad too unstable kicking down chairs and stabbing other surgeons

#monsterdon #XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

Please do not stab the other doctor

#Monsterdon #XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

@gnomon HR wasn't invented until 1989

#Monsterdon

You're MAD, James, MAD! #Monsterdon

"I'm fine, just looking at your junk without your permission." #monsterdon

Look at those masks, cotton mesh
#monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm only seeing you for the first time, your bunions are sexaaaay!!!

“And your backbone’s a sheer delight” 😬 #Monsterdon

Eyes up here, doc.

He's old enough to be your father, anyway.

#Monsterdon #ManWithXRayEyes

Oh, man. He’s checking out the other doctor’s junk.

#Monsterdon

Now he gets to see the Hospital Boobocracy for what it really is ...
#monsterdon

It feels weird looking at surgical masks post covid. Also, I guess cloth instead of modern paper and plastic things?

#Monsterdon #XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

#Monsterdon
#XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

Marking the ogling square on the bingo card.
"Remember! I'm a doctor!"
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

oh no he has 70s Dr Who Monster Vision

#Monsterdon

OK, so saved one life and killed another. Typic a l startup numbers.
#Monsterdon

Omfg I didn't think the dancing could get more embarrassing and then Dr X took the floor.

#Monsterdon

cringe intensifies

#Monsterdon

How many kids rushed out and bought those X-Ray Specs in the back of Boys Life Magazine after this movie?

#monsterdon

she swooped in like :D THIS DOCTOR IS MINE :D 🔪

#monsterdon

No nipples were harmed during this scene. #Monsterdon

"Wow, the boob physics in my new eyes are really great!"

#monsterdon #XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

Doctor!! Naughty! #monsterdon

@steggy Yup!
#monsterdon

"Phone call for Mr. Balz? First name Harry."

#monsterdon #XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

As you can see, the white man shuffle dates to at least 1963. #monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm with Dr X. I wouldn't enjoy this party either.

Even X-Ray vision wouldn't help.

Paging Dr. Tarantino, Dr. Tarantino, the doctor's lounge, Dr. Tarantino

#feet

#monsterdon

He’s gone full back of the comics X-ray glasses.
#Monsterdon

Hairy legs
#monsterdon

......well, the one human being in all of history who dances worse than I do.

#Monsterdon #XTheManWithTheXRayEyes

Wait was that dancing?

#monsterdon #XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

The idea that any woman would have an interest in this doctor is the least believable thing about this movie.

#monsterdon #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes

She likes men that look urgent? WTH? #Monsterdon #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes

wow, it's hard to tell among all those other people who can't dance, but Dr X really can't dance.

#monsterdon #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes

lol, loving the 1960s white people dancing...

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon the last frontier: social and systemic hurdles to effective healthcare (specifically, convincing MDs they are wrong).

#xthemanwithxrayeyes

"I have young friends with a cure"

MORE DRUGS!

And possible sex...

#Monsterdon

"Tonight, I witnessed a pediatrician call his patient beautiful, and now I have a [redacted] headache."

#Monsterdon

What I'm still wondering is why he "knew" that the monkey died because it saw too much and couldn't process it.

Like exactly what part of the money just spontaneously dying told him this anyway?

I mean he's so dead certain he's willing to just keep taking these over and over...

#Monsterdon

@Crazypedia Personally I'm still on hubris as the monster, but honestly there's probably room for both

#Monsterdon

"10ccs of swing band music, Doctor!

#monsterdon

Loving her big pink cloak....

#Monsterdon

a very temporary headache, I'm sure

#monsterdon

Diagnoses like this are why that guy got kicked out of Starfleet.

#monsterdon #XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

This nurse was in the wasp lady film

#monsterdon

Sorry kid, your surgeons are too busy fighting over their bruised egos to think about you. Enjoy the free coffin! #Monsterdon

On the one hand, eyedrops giving somebody x-ray vision seems unlikely. On the other hand, it turns out Yellow #5 can turn skin invisible (at least in mice), so who knows? #monsterdon

You did NOT see Don Rickles in the credit for this film. You saw him in the credits for the film *underneath* this one.

#Monsterdon

I hate this scene and that doctor

#Monsterdon

What a bizarre yellow-monkey-baby-dog plush on the side table.

#Monsterdon #ManWithXRayEyes

Do you all know what other movie came out in 1963 about a scientist performing experiments on himself?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon and #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes
Sex became a lot less fun after the drops..

#Monsterdon
#XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

Outside funding sources--always the burr under the saddle of any science endeavor and yes, they do influence the direction any research goes.

Need a gif of the “No, it’s too dangerous!”
#Monsterdon

I see the problem! She’s got a brisket in her belly.

#Monsterdon

so wait there's.... spackle inside of that person?

#monsterdon

She's full of bubble wrap. #Monsterdon

the message of this movie is we need MRI machines

#Monsterdon

pardon this dude while he leans over a kid's bed and leers at her.

#monsterdon #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes

@EricKHoward Ah the 60's... what a time #monsterdon

This is hilarious in 1.25x
#Monsterdon

@jivens To be fair I kind of get that, like if you wear glasses you learn not to notice them pretty quickly

#Monsterdon

No biggie, you experimented on yourself and had to be hospitalized for it, back to work with you. #monsterdon

Christ I'm bored. Here's a song about Ray Miland:

Ray Miland
Ray Miland
He's made of flan
He's Ray Miland

#Monsterdon
#XTheManWithTheXrayEyes

@SRLevine @steggy There's so much bad science just in the first few minutes. I predict there's going to be SO MUCH MORE. He certainly deserves to have his funding yanked. Yeah no kidding doctor Xavier, making your eyes extremely sensitive to light is NO PICNIC. I don't care if a fantastic breakthrough is POSSIBLE, this is no way to conduct a scientific study. #Monsterdon #TheManWithTheXRayEyes

#Monsterdon and #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes
Bandages? I hardly noticed them.. YOu mean you didn't feel them on your face?

I'll show them!

Spite, the true motivator of scientific advances.

#monsterdon

The same crowd is trying to decide whether to fund this x-ray eyes nonsense or oil extraction using nuclear bombs. #monsterdon

You're sounding very calm and balanced, Doc

#Monsterdon