@SRLevine @steggy There's so much bad science just in the first few minutes. I predict there's going to be SO MUCH MORE. He certainly deserves to have his funding yanked. Yeah no kidding doctor Xavier, making your eyes extremely sensitive to light is NO PICNIC. I don't care if a fantastic breakthrough is POSSIBLE, this is no way to conduct a scientific study. #Monsterdon #TheManWithTheXRayEyes

#Monsterdon and #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes
Bandages? I hardly noticed them.. YOu mean you didn't feel them on your face?

I'll show them!

Spite, the true motivator of scientific advances.

#monsterdon

The same crowd is trying to decide whether to fund this x-ray eyes nonsense or oil extraction using nuclear bombs. #monsterdon

You're sounding very calm and balanced, Doc

#Monsterdon

His X-ray vision cannot see thru her foundation and lipstick

#Monsterdon

"Overdose" would have gone well on the bingo card

#Monsterdon

why would we fund this? it killed a monkey and its not even trying to treat a condition or anything

#Monsterdon

How much more funding do they need? They already created the product! #monsterdon

"Listen to this. We taped him freaking out, it's hilarious."

#Monsterdon

But what could the possible negative side effects be, and what are the societal implications? Anyone? Anyone?

#Monsterdon #XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

i do wonder what was actually in those eyedrops though. my money's on oil of asbestos.

#monsterdon #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes

I see no way this could end badly. But then I don’t have X Ray eyes. #Monsterdon

Dude, your brain isn't calibrated for this. It's going to take a bit.

#Monsterdon

This is actually just LSD. #monsterdon #XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

I’m going to start encouraging all my university colleages to start calling each other just “ doctor”. #Monsterdon

side effects shmide effects

#Monsterdon

A button missing under a tie… scary stuff he’s seeing 👀 #Monsterdon

@hollie Then the suffering will have been worth it.

#Monsterdon

“And you have a freckle on the tip of your pe… Oh, sorry Sam.”

#Monsterdon

Yes, penetrated the surface with your vision. I guess.

#Monsterdon #XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

i think we already know the real monster in this one is going to be HUBRIS

#monsterdon

time to order some lead-lined underpants #monsterdon

PENETRATION AGAIN WHY

#monsterdon #XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

"...and Sam, you're wearing Underoos!"

#Monsterdon #XTheManWithTheXRayEyes

It works! It works!

OK, film over, everyone go home

#monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm enjoying these camera tricks.

#Monsterdon
#XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

About to get eye drops administered.

"Any preference?"
"The one in the middle".
If he's got a middle eye, I don't see it.

Back when you couldn't have people saying "mother FUCKER!" When things hurt like hell.
#monsterdon
#xthemanwithxrayeyes

he failed to follow through on the logic 'if i can't see through everything won't i be able to see through my eyelids and my hands in front of my eyelids'

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon and #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes
I see dumb people.. but they don't know that they're dumb..

Milland really has gross smokers fingers. Thumb and forefinger on his right hand. Yellow as fuck.

#monsterdon #XTheManWithXrayEyes

when you get cataract surgery they do one eye at a time. in case something goes wrong. why would you do both at once?

#Monsterdon

@berniethewordsmith @Taweret "Keep your lab monkeys bright and happy with Winston-Salem!" #monsterdon

Congratulations, Dr Xavier, you now have slit-less spectroscopy.

#Monsterdon #XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

He has X-ray vision but has to open his eyes. Solid.

#Monsterdon

@yatsu #monsterdon

Characters so far this #monsterdon listed in descending order of probable culpability:

Doc X
Lovely Assistant
Eye Doctor
Science Monkey (RIP)
Coffee Vending Machine (yay)

I see dead people

#Monsterdon

why wouldn't you just do one eye?

#Monsterdon

"Sam, I NEED YOU"

"When do you wanna do it?"

"Right now!"

Me:

#Monsterdon

Sam doesn't need a lot of convincing.

"My best argument is: Aw c'mon I need you"
"Okay"

#monsterdon

"Sam, I need you" #monsterdon

Can he see through his eyelids?
#Monsterdon

lmao.

"who's going to try [the experimental body horror enzyme]? some intern?" "yes!"

#monsterdon #XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

If somebody invites me to coffee, I admit I’d be a bit disappointed if they took me to the office Keurig. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon and #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes
No, its too dangerous. We'll have an intern or a criminal do it!!

Yes, it's too dangerous.
#monsterdon

Sam's a pushover

#Monsterdon #TheManWithTheXRayEyes

did he just suggest human experiments on convicts? i mean...

#monsterdon #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes

Coffee is served by the man to a woman, who then assumes how she takes it and asks about her eggs. #Monsterdon

I have never had good coffee from one of those machines (even the more fancy "espresso" ones)
#monsterdon

Why do YOU want to stay alive, moviegoer???!?!?!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon and #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes
Pre-coital smoke.

Dude, if you’re going to buy a lady a cup of coffee, do not use a cheap, nasty coffee dispensing machine.

#Monsterdon

Smoking! in the science lab

#Monsterdon

Smoking is mandatory in the labs of the 50s.

#Monsterdon

Mad scientist lighting his cigarette with a flaming bunsen burner.

I guess the actor did his own stunts.

#monsterdon

"After tonight's work you can call me Diane"

Yeah there's nothing more intimate than killing a monkey. #Monsterdon

The bunson burner cigarette lighter was a popular science gift in the 1950s. #monsterdon

He sees ev er y th ing !

#Monsterdon

*monkey throws lever

"HURRAH FOR SCIENCE! I'M SO ALIVE!!!"

#Monsterdon

...please do not use bunsen burners like that. (too rich, and lighting cigarettes)

#Monsterdon #XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

I hope the monkey turns into a mutant supermonkey and eats this guy's face #Monsterdon

@Lazarou and IRB #monsterdon

Now he sees THE COLORS DUKE, THE COLORS

#monsterdon #XTheManWithXrayEyes

#Monsterdon #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes

Watch, doctor, as we put oil on this monkey until he understands patriotism

#Monsterdon

I think these scientists are giving the monkey too much credit

He might be trolling

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon This was not overseen by the AHS.

@sean sometimes doctors just get those urges and they figured it was better to have the animals than have them Frankenstein a patient. #monsterdon

Classic SF chemistry set

#Monsterdon #XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

#Monsterdon
#XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

The human eye sees only one tenth of the energy spectrum out there. When it comes to "the speed of light", I've pointed this out before. Does any other wavelength outside of the "light" spectrum travel any faster or slower than those inside those boundaries?

oh no

#monsterdon

"I'm closing in on the gods". X-Ray Eye Man meets Clash of the Titans?
#Monsterdon

which is it doctor hormones OR enzymes? Get it right man!!

#Monsterdon #XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

I feel some mansplaining coming on.
#Monsterdon

El dvd no tiene subtitulos de ingles #Monsterdon

Seriously, that closeup of the disembodied eye has been in frame long enough. 🤮

#Monsterdon #XTheManWithXRayEyes

This movies is brought to you by the letter “i”, as in EYE STARE DIRECTLY INTO YOUR SOUL
#Monsterdon

My dear sir, the human eye cannot see 10% of the wavelength spectrum. Because the spectrum is INFINITE.

#monsterdon #XTheManWithXrayEyes

Do you have any idea what I'm trying to do Dr. Fairfax? Yes, it's to see your panties. #monsterdon

#monsterdon The nerve cells enjoy hula girls and nice women that FETCH THE !@#$% COFFEE!!!

Xavier. Real, subtle movie.

#Monsterdon #XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

I'm learning so much, from this man-splaining. #monsterdon

"But do you understand it, I mean you're all girly and stuff"

#monsterdon

@nhgeek We here on the feed have no doubt

#Monsterdon

Light, mansplained

#Monsterdon

This is shadow-play speech is his first draft of a song he wants to sell to The Doors

#monsterdon #XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

"That's light"

Tastes great, less filling. #Monsterdon

A guy in his 50s(?) with 20/20 vision complaining that he wants to see better? Is this our hero?

#Monsterdon

nothing has ever gone wrong when a scientist announced they're closing in on the gods

#monsterdon

Oh ok eyesight of the gods. No main character ever went wrong due to hubris, not ever.

#Monsterdon #XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

Not seeing 90% of the universe you say? X dude, meet astronomers

#Monsterdon

Wow, these are some CHOICES being made in the opening credits.

#Monsterdon

"you only have one pair of eyes" raises the question: Why not experiment on ONE eye for xray vision? You know, in case something went wrong.

#Monsterdon #XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

#monsterdon The eyeball bokeh is mid ;)

Only a doctor can get luxury eye exams so frequently. #Monsterdon

...This is gonna be another one of those "you only use 10% of your brain" bullshit fests isn't it 9_9 #Monsterdon

his scribbles on that PT record are not acting, that's actual doctor handwriting.

#monsterdon #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes