lytta :SpinningCube:
lytta@hachyderm.io
he's more upset about him knowing about the watch than telling the whole world his SSN
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allanb
You're penis size is ....
#monsterdon
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza
ha! okay, actually, points for getting that guys out of this scene tho.
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
Your identity theft begins NOW
Brad
bk1e
A wild Dick Miller appears!
Proto Himbo European
guyjantic@infosec.exchange
I need that carnival Barker for all my conversations with annoying colleagues. He's amazing!
#monsterdon
#xthemanwithxrayeyes
Lazarou Monkey Terror πππ
Lazarou
Yes, *that* dawn person
thatdawnperson@toot.cat
Did Johnny Carson take the Amazing Karnak from this? #Monsterdon
klu9
klu9@ohai.social
@Lazarou Dick Miller #Monsterdon
Kris Dreemurr (they/them) of the Pnictogen Wing
kris_of_pnictogen@meow.social
Oh lovely "third eye" headband there, and Don Rickles! #Monsterdon
Mme Zabet
mmezabet@craftgoblin.club
As an optometrist, he should have seen that coming. (Says my spouse.)
Marielle Quinton
mariellequinton@ottawa.place
Ah good, some cultural appropriation. It had to show up.
#monsterdon
π³οΈβπ Bri ππ΄π±β¨
cargot_robbie@urbanists.social
Also:
"We could stop him."
"No."
Feels like it's straight off of Xitter
#Monsterdon
Ysengrin Blackpaw π AnthrOhio
YsengrinWolf@meow.social
Holy shit he's young! Character actor cameo for the win!
and Don Rickles!
Kiana εΊε»οΌ
kiana@labyrinth.zone
Don Rickles, donβt make fun of someoneβs wife challenge, impossible
Ben Ramsey
ramsey@don.monster
Finally, weβve arrived at the Don Rickles portion of the film!
Socketwench
socketwench@masto.hackers.town
Ever imagine Rodger Cormin just looked over his script from yesterday, shook his head, and went:
"BOR-RING! Let's toss a guy outta window!"
littlemiao :jewish_pride_flag:
littlemiao@babka.social
That escalated quickly. Or descended, technically speaking. #Monsterdon
Hollie
hollie@social.coop
Backup Cherizilla
Cherizilla
Damn those newspapers are FAST. π #Monsterdon
Hollie
hollie@social.coop
The whole premise of this is like, "Guy claims he can do the most measurable thing in the world, and we refuse to measure him"
KSHernandez β(she/her/they)
kshernandez@me.dm
So... underwhelming everyone's reactions. #monsterdon
Oh... look, you've killed him. π
Yes, yes I did... π
Mark Shane Hayden
msh@coales.co
OK so it probably isn't good to make the windows of a high rise building out of sugar glass #Monsterdon
rebeld π¨π¦ has moved
rebeld@mstdn.ca
Yes, *that* dawn person
thatdawnperson@toot.cat
Tight soundtrack. Nice use of newspaper headlines. #Monsterdon
Ysengrin Blackpaw π AnthrOhio
YsengrinWolf@meow.social
Killer Doctor Flees ... to the Carnival!
Trixter of the Moon Council
trixter@retro.pizza
raptop (π― π· πππ)
Newpa_Hasai
An internal stairway with no standpipes? Hm.
saucerlost
I love how much the guy at the desk noticed him
Al Wirtes
alwirtes@indieweb.social
βRun!β Isnβt very good advice, Diane. #monsterdon
sean
sean@skj.social
Insane in the membrane!
EricKHoward
Lol that was one hard shove.
#monsterdon
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
I will soon be able to see wavelengths longer than my eyes are themselves! A physical imposssibility you say? BAH
Nazo
nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social
He could have just walked away. But nope. Shove the doctor out of the window instead.
Blue
blue@bigshoulders.city
more like... X The Man Who Threw His Coworker Out a Window
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
Just randomly throw a guy out the window, totally normal, nothing to be seen here
Yes, *that* dawn person
thatdawnperson@toot.cat
Sam and Diane, run far away from this maniac. #Monsterdon um, make that Diane.
Victor Oxyrhynchus
Victorsigmoid@hachyderm.io
oh watch one doctor sedating another against his will
Ysengrin Blackpaw π AnthrOhio
YsengrinWolf@meow.social
"Sam, I want you with me." Again with the subtext.
Ben Ramsey
ramsey@don.monster
@Lazarou I was thinking this, too. Who ran out of the OR and spread the word?
EricKHoward
I don't care!
Jay
WhiteCatTamer@mastodon.online
KEEP THAT GAZE HEAD HIGH, DOC
#Monsterdon
Trixter of the Moon Council
trixter@retro.pizza
(It's called a vivisection when they're alive DOCTOR.)
Scarab (Sarah)
Configures@mindly.social
@Lazarou I can't believe they let this madman operate on this poor girl just because he said he knew better than they did because of his experimental drugs! Strip his hospital privileges, never let him into a surgical theatre again, and sue him for malpractice. #Monsterdon #TheManWithTheXRayEyes
Judgment Dave
davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social
His inner dialog is an outie.
Jigme Datse
JigmeDatse@social.openpsychology.net
"Insane? Insane?" #Monsterdon
lytta :SpinningCube:
lytta@hachyderm.io
ah he DOESN'T have to keep dosing
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
he's reading the eye chart in the next room over, he'll never get into the army this way
saucerlost
Damn, what is this, Saint Gossip's Children's Hospital? It just happened!
Laurel Stvan
LingLass@vmst.io
βYou think Iβm mad? Well watchβ¦β #Monsterdon
Jay
WhiteCatTamer@mastodon.online
βHiβ¦hi, I said.β
Subtler than Iβll ever be.
#Monsterdon
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza
hey, is that actual consequences? or at least potential consequences? is this move really made in the 60s???
Terencio
try him for assault and battery too, fam! #monsterdon
Mark Shane Hayden
msh@coales.co
Imagine shopping at Walmart with this condition you'd be traumatised for life #Monsterdon
Fox Mime
FoxMime@dice.camp
Ysengrin Blackpaw π AnthrOhio
YsengrinWolf@meow.social
Who let the theremin in the operating theater?
Joe Watching β½ποΈπ΄πΊ
JoeWynne@mstdn.plus
Yes, *that* dawn person
thatdawnperson@toot.cat
Might be a bit of malpractice here, but by whom? #Monsterdon
Louisa
Louisa@mastodon.xyz
You think I'm mad? Well check THIS shit out, motherfuckers
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allanb
Like Trump and Tarriffs but this guy actually can see everything
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
@Newpa_Hasai you'd think that would be a fairly self-evident rule, wouldn't you
jmelesky
jmelesky@tinylad.social
The past several minutes have been one long βeyes up here, buddyβ joke. #monsterdon
Judgment Dave
davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social
Very calm reaction to being sliced by a colleague.
pngwen
pngwen@mastodon.sdf.org
It took her far too long to catch on to what he was seeing.
Trixter of the Moon Council
trixter@retro.pizza
@gnomon Yeah, this guy would be an HR nightmare if they had HR back then...
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
you think I'm mad too unstable kicking down chairs and stabbing other surgeons
raptop (π― π· πππ)
Newpa_Hasai
Please do not stab the other doctor
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
@gnomon HR wasn't invented until 1989
Cactuar Joe
CactuarJoe@retro.pizza
You're MAD, James, MAD! #Monsterdon
KSHernandez β(she/her/they)
kshernandez@me.dm
"I'm fine, just looking at your junk without your permission." #monsterdon
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allanb
Look at those masks, cotton mesh
#monsterdon
Bluedepth
#monsterdon I'm only seeing you for the first time, your bunions are sexaaaay!!!
littlemiao :jewish_pride_flag:
littlemiao@babka.social
βAnd your backboneβs a sheer delightβ π¬ #Monsterdon
Ysengrin Blackpaw π AnthrOhio
YsengrinWolf@meow.social
Ben Ramsey
ramsey@don.monster
Oh, man. Heβs checking out the other doctorβs junk.
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allanb
Now he gets to see the Hospital Boobocracy for what it really is ...
#monsterdon
raptop (π― π· πππ)
Newpa_Hasai
It feels weird looking at surgical masks post covid. Also, I guess cloth instead of modern paper and plastic things?
Radio Free Trumpistan
claralistensprechen5th@friendica.rogueproject.org
#Monsterdon
#XtheManWithTheXrayEyes
Marking the ogling square on the bingo card.
"Remember! I'm a doctor!"
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Void Chicken
Taweret@timeloop.cafe
oh no he has 70s Dr Who Monster Vision
Lysdexic
lysdexic@hachyderm.io
OK, so saved one life and killed another. Typic a l startup numbers.
#Monsterdon
Mme Zabet
mmezabet@craftgoblin.club
Omfg I didn't think the dancing could get more embarrassing and then Dr X took the floor.
Void Chicken
Taweret@timeloop.cafe
cringe intensifies
wohali
wohali@timeloop.cafe
How many kids rushed out and bought those X-Ray Specs in the back of Boys Life Magazine after this movie?
lytta :SpinningCube:
lytta@hachyderm.io
she swooped in like :D THIS DOCTOR IS MINE :D πͺ
Yes, *that* dawn person
thatdawnperson@toot.cat
No nipples were harmed during this scene. #Monsterdon
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
"Wow, the boob physics in my new eyes are really great!"
KSHernandez β(she/her/they)
kshernandez@me.dm
Doctor!! Naughty! #monsterdon
Paco (2026: New) Hope
paco@infosec.exchange
@steggy Yup!
#monsterdon
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
"Phone call for Mr. Balz? First name Harry."
nhgeek
nhgeek
As you can see, the white man shuffle dates to at least 1963. #monsterdon
Andy L.
apLundell@timeloop.cafe
#monsterdon I'm with Dr X. I wouldn't enjoy this party either.
Even X-Ray vision wouldn't help.
wohali
wohali@timeloop.cafe
The S Kate M ππ
skatem@mstdn.social
Heβs gone full back of the comics X-ray glasses.
#Monsterdon
Marielle Quinton
mariellequinton@ottawa.place
Hairy legs
#monsterdon
Socketwench
socketwench@masto.hackers.town
......well, the one human being in all of history who dances worse than I do.
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
Wait was that dancing?
Trixter of the Moon Council
trixter@retro.pizza
The idea that any woman would have an interest in this doctor is the least believable thing about this movie.
TheREALPaulJohnson
RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net
She likes men that look urgent? WTH? #Monsterdon #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza
wow, it's hard to tell among all those other people who can't dance, but Dr X really can't dance.
Lazarou Monkey Terror πππ
Lazarou
lol, loving the 1960s white people dancing...