he's not very smart, huh

#monsterdon

You kinda missed putting the drops *in* your eyes there, doc

#Monsterdon #ManWithXRayEyes

I dripped it all over my face. Now my nose can see through things!

#monsterdon

one doesn't often encounter seriously addictive eyedrops but well

#monsterdon #XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

Undressing Sam with his eyes that isn't creepy at all #Monsterdon

he's already addicted to the stuff

#monsterdon

ugh, if i had to give myself eyedrops for a movie i would simply not.

#monsterdon #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes

one drop'll do ya... so do two!

#Monsterdon #XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

Someone get this guy some lead glasses

#Monsterdon

Look at Sam's crotch Dr X, you know you wanna...

#Monsterdon

But can he see why I feel so empty inside?

#Monsterdon #XTheManWithTheXRayEyes

"I have just penetrated the suface!" is a compicated way to say "just the tip!"

#monsterdon #XTheManWithXrayEyes

I see they are filming this in the holodeck laboratory.

#monsterdon

Always with the penetration in these movies 9_9 #Monsterdon

"And you had a grilled cheese sandwich for lunch!" #Monsterdon

that's some neat recorder!
#monsterdon

he can become the world's greatest supertailor

#monsterdon #XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

Sam, I've invented a tailor's DREAM! #Monsterdon

Don't just taste the rainbow, see it!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Right click, show HTML be like

Who needs a control eye? Let's do both!!

#Monsterdon

That is not how x-rays work
#Monsterdon #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes

Go on, take images of his eyes. It was fine for David Bowie. #theremin #Monsterdon

Always a good idea to experiment on yourself. I mean, you can't be biased, right? You won't ignore stuff just to succeed, right?

#monsterdon

If he is seeing Xrays, how does closing his eyes help?

#monsterdon

What's the point of closing his eyelids if he can see through them? #monsterdon #XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

@Cherizilla trick question, all vizine is cursed

#monsterdon #XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

Watching the #Monsterdon film at https://miru.miyaku.media/ *X: The Man with X-Ray Eyes*. 1963...

'Brant'? No, it wasn't changed at Ellis Island, he changed it to avoid the medical-school quotas.

#monsterdon

@wohali CranioVision!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Ah, she's one of those applied science types.

AAAA IT'S AN OPTICAL DISC RUUUN #Monsterdon

"...oh my god, it's full of color bars!"

#Monsterdon #XTheManWithTheXRayEyes

#Monsterdon

"The one in the middle."

Classis eye doctor joke.

Why did the eyedrops put ghosts in his eyes?

Very loud ghosts...

#Monsterdon

James has seen things...things with spooky music...

#Monsterdon #XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

EXTREME CLOSEUP!
#Monsterdon #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes

He's gone Plaid! #Monsterdon

hey he sees scanlines!

#monsterdon #XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

And we pan THROUGH HIS HEAD to see through his eyes!

#Monsterdon #ManWithXRayEyes

@cocaine_owlbear This one's a pro #monsterdon

He’s got rather unattractive eyes, for an actor. #Monsterdon

Holy crap, the camera zoomed right through his skull!

#monsterdon

Put The Mask On Now. #Monsterdon #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes

I can see all the molucules!

#monsterdon #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes

So bright he's going to need shades

#monsterdon
#XTheManWithTheXRayEyes

i'm here because i think this is That One Plot that i either heard describing this movie or another adaptation of the same thing.... i have hopes for weird shit

#monsterdon

He's going to be tripping balls #Monsterdon

Camera tunnels through the back of his head?

#monsterdon #XTheManWithXrayEyes

"it's me i'm subject"

#monsterdon #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes

camera pans back around to show his eyes are nuclear green now! #monsterdon #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes

Sam is a pushover!
Sam: “I won’t be a part to it!”
Seconds later: oh ok.
#Monsterdon

You know it's serious when they break out the Theramin!
#monsterdon

the good old times when you could freely smoke in the same room you make your experiments
#monsterdon

#monsterdon Maybe do one eye, not both?

Wouldn't that be reasonable?

Ya can’t catch me cause the monkey done died.

#Monsterdon

A doctor's salary and this is the coffee he buys her? Rude.

#Monsterdon

Did you really need to bring a friend to apply eyedrops? You couldn't do it yourself?

#monsterdon #XTheManWithXrayEyes

Experiment X: The monkeys keep turning into Nazis. #monsterdon

"One drop. Any choice?"

"Yeah, do you have lemon-lime?"

#monsterdon

“Sam, I need you!”

I'm interested in where this relationship is heading.

#Monsterdon

Honestly "an intern or a criminal" really is all too much like grad school

#monsterdon #XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

xray trippin'

#monsterdon

"Why do you want to see stuff?"
"Why do you want to breathe to stay alive?"

🤔😆

#Monsterdon

Test it on some convicted murderer!

Everyone in this movie so far has been a doctor.

"Sam ... I need you!" what a subtext

#Monsterdon #ManWithXRayEyes

@YsengrinWolf You could buy a sensible midsize sedan with that kind of cash!

#monsterdon #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes

Trogdor was a mannnnn

he was a monkey

he was a MONKEY MAN!!!

#monsterdon

oh the monkey died off screen

#monsterdon

"What did it see? What did it see?"

The aforementioned gods?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon

I don't know why smoking by doctors and scientists in movies amuses me so. The anti-smoking campaigns were just getting started, and hadn't reached their apex in the U.S.

X-ray vision was apparently the AI of the 1950s #Monsterdon

Sam! You're a slob!
#Monsterdon

"I'll bring them much more than a report."

Dunkin' Donuts, here we come! #Monsterdon

@moira Sad. This animal experimentation is making me mad. #Monsterdon #TheManWithTheXRayEyes

"Some student, some intern, someone disposable?"

#monsterdon #XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

ugggh, grant audit said we have to stop giving cigarettes to the monkeys

#monsterdon

Which doctors? THIRD BASE

#monsterdon #XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

Experimenting on inmates. classic WTF

#Monsterdon

"It needed someone who cared, and christ do I not care."

#monsterdon #XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

#Monsterdon
#XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

"What did he see? What did he see?"
A question about the monkey.
Dr. Xavier is about to find out!

#monsterdon

"But he cannot see the blue, it's covered"

"But he DOES see it"

Replace blue with emails and laptop and this is how QAnon was born

@Taweret "all these lab monkeys have succumbed to lung cancer... mysterious!" #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial as far as I can tell, men come by that naturally.

#Monsterdon #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes

Light set up by 🇫🇷

#Monsterdon

Did they have sex or is that not a post coital smoke they’re having?

#Monsterdon

All that said, “monkey flips the switch” seems, to my eyes, a rather flimsy standard for comparing yourself to the divine. #monsterdon

Using a bunson burner to light your cigarette in a medical lab. Perfect 1960s.

#monsterdon

CIGARETTE PUFF: Was that torturing that monkey to death as good for you as it was for me?

#monsterdon

Mmm, machine piss.

#monsterdon #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes

Everybody knows that cats can see ghosts, but what about monkeys?

#Monsterdon

Does that count as "Coffee being served"? - more like "vended" #BongoSquare

#monsterdon
#XTheManWithTheXRayEyes

#monsterdon Good girls that bring the blunts also fetch the !@#$ COFFEE!!! LOL

I agree with Dr Fairfax on coffee

#Monsterdon #XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

And COFFEE! From a machine, yet!

#Monsterdon #ManWithXRayEyes

#Monsterdon and #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes

The monkey can see in all wavelengths, but he is now deaf.

Is the drab background supposed to evoke the limited range of the human eye? #Monsterdon #TheManWithXRayEyes

"Would you like a cup of machine urine?"

#monsterdon #XTheManWithXrayEyes

Monkey is seriously tripping balls and you don't use those lab burners like that, doc. #monsterdon

SMOKING IN THE LAB!?

#monsterdon #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes

i'd like to buy you a cup of CHAINSAW

#monsterdon #XtheManWithTheXrayEyes