that's some neat recorder!
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he can become the world's greatest supertailor

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Sam, I've invented a tailor's DREAM! #Monsterdon

Don't just taste the rainbow, see it!

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#monsterdon Right click, show HTML be like

But if he had X-ray vision would his eyelids work?

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Who needs a control eye? Let's do both!!

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That is not how x-rays work
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Go on, take images of his eyes. It was fine for David Bowie. #theremin #Monsterdon

Always a good idea to experiment on yourself. I mean, you can't be biased, right? You won't ignore stuff just to succeed, right?

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If he is seeing Xrays, how does closing his eyes help?

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What's the point of closing his eyelids if he can see through them? #monsterdon #XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

@Cherizilla trick question, all vizine is cursed

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Watching the #Monsterdon film at https://miru.miyaku.media/ *X: The Man with X-Ray Eyes*. 1963...

'Brant'? No, it wasn't changed at Ellis Island, he changed it to avoid the medical-school quotas.

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@wohali CranioVision!

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#Monsterdon Ah, she's one of those applied science types.

AAAA IT'S AN OPTICAL DISC RUUUN #Monsterdon

"...oh my god, it's full of color bars!"

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"The one in the middle."

Classis eye doctor joke.

Why did the eyedrops put ghosts in his eyes?

Very loud ghosts...

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He'll be the opposite of Arnold Schwarzenegger in Kindergarten Cop

"IT IS A TUMOR"

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James has seen things...things with spooky music...

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EXTREME CLOSEUP!
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He's gone Plaid! #Monsterdon

hey he sees scanlines!

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And we pan THROUGH HIS HEAD to see through his eyes!

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@cocaine_owlbear This one's a pro #monsterdon

He’s got rather unattractive eyes, for an actor. #Monsterdon

Put The Mask On Now. #Monsterdon #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes

Holy crap, the camera zoomed right through his skull!

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I can see all the molucules!

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So bright he's going to need shades

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Characters so far this #monsterdon listed in descending order of probable culpability:

Doc X
Lovely Assistant
Eye Doctor
Science Monkey (RIP)
Coffee Vending Machine (yay)

i'm here because i think this is That One Plot that i either heard describing this movie or another adaptation of the same thing.... i have hopes for weird shit

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He's going to be tripping balls #Monsterdon

Camera tunnels through the back of his head?

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"it's me i'm subject"

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camera pans back around to show his eyes are nuclear green now! #monsterdon #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes

Sam is a pushover!
Sam: “I won’t be a part to it!”
Seconds later: oh ok.
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You know it's serious when they break out the Theramin!
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the good old times when you could freely smoke in the same room you make your experiments
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#monsterdon Maybe do one eye, not both?

Wouldn't that be reasonable?

Ya can’t catch me cause the monkey done died.

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A doctor's salary and this is the coffee he buys her? Rude.

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Did you really need to bring a friend to apply eyedrops? You couldn't do it yourself?

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Experiment X: The monkeys keep turning into Nazis. #monsterdon

"One drop. Any choice?"

"Yeah, do you have lemon-lime?"

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“Sam, I need you!”

I'm interested in where this relationship is heading.

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Honestly "an intern or a criminal" really is all too much like grad school

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xray trippin'

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Test it on some convicted murderer!

Everyone in this movie so far has been a doctor.

"Sam ... I need you!" what a subtext

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"Why do you want to see stuff?"
"Why do you want to breathe to stay alive?"

🤔😆

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@YsengrinWolf You could buy a sensible midsize sedan with that kind of cash!

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Trogdor was a mannnnn

he was a monkey

he was a MONKEY MAN!!!

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oh the monkey died off screen

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"What did it see? What did it see?"

The aforementioned gods?

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I don't know why smoking by doctors and scientists in movies amuses me so. The anti-smoking campaigns were just getting started, and hadn't reached their apex in the U.S.

X-ray vision was apparently the AI of the 1950s #Monsterdon

Sam! You're a slob!
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"I'll bring them much more than a report."

Dunkin' Donuts, here we come! #Monsterdon

@moira Sad. This animal experimentation is making me mad. #Monsterdon #TheManWithTheXRayEyes

"Some student, some intern, someone disposable?"

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ugggh, grant audit said we have to stop giving cigarettes to the monkeys

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oh yeah let's do testing on convicted murderers that's humane

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Which doctors? THIRD BASE

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Experimenting on inmates. classic WTF

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Can we call this condescending conversation xsplaining
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"It needed someone who cared, and christ do I not care."

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"What did he see? What did he see?"
A question about the monkey.
Dr. Xavier is about to find out!

Shitty coffee, shitty dialog

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"But he cannot see the blue, it's covered"

"But he DOES see it"

Replace blue with emails and laptop and this is how QAnon was born

@Taweret "all these lab monkeys have succumbed to lung cancer... mysterious!" #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial as far as I can tell, men come by that naturally.

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Light set up by 🇫🇷

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I bet that coffee is awful

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Did they have sex or is that not a post coital smoke they’re having?

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All that said, “monkey flips the switch” seems, to my eyes, a rather flimsy standard for comparing yourself to the divine. #monsterdon

Using a bunson burner to light your cigarette in a medical lab. Perfect 1960s.

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CIGARETTE PUFF: Was that torturing that monkey to death as good for you as it was for me?

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Mmm, machine piss.

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Everybody knows that cats can see ghosts, but what about monkeys?

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Does that count as "Coffee being served"? - more like "vended" #BongoSquare

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#monsterdon Good girls that bring the blunts also fetch the !@#$ COFFEE!!! LOL

I agree with Dr Fairfax on coffee

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The monkey can see in all wavelengths, but he is now deaf.

And COFFEE! From a machine, yet!

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Is the drab background supposed to evoke the limited range of the human eye? #Monsterdon #TheManWithXRayEyes

"Would you like a cup of machine urine?"

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Monkey is seriously tripping balls and you don't use those lab burners like that, doc. #monsterdon

In the next scene, Doc X is telling his Lovely Assistant, Blonde Scientist about how he wants to get X Ray vision and see more of the spectrum. She seems skeptical but he thinks he's smarter than her, if possibly also more evil.

We then go to a science room full of monkeys in cages and give one of them some eye drops. We do a light bulb test to confirm that the monkey can now see through things. Then the monkey dies. RIP science monkey.

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SMOKING IN THE LAB!?

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i'd like to buy you a cup of CHAINSAW

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@steggy Oh darn, it sounds like I'm missing a good movie for science critique!

(maybe I'll just comment on the feed since reading about it is fine)

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just getting smoke and ashes over literally the entire lab and everything in it

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Smoking around sensitve optical equipment. And reagent grade chemicals that I guess you don't mind ruining.

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Now that's the way a man lights his smoke. #monsterdon

administer hormone drops with bare hands, why not

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the monkey on super sight drugs seeing Something.... is just every cat all the time

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good thing they already examined that slide, coz now the only thing it shows is cigarette smoke.

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