Makes you want a tell an entire decade to just fuck off, doesn't it?

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@kurth First rule of x-ray vision in stories: it's somehow very selective and knows exactly what to see and what not to see.

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#Monsterdon she likes men who look like her dad.

That blonde is a cardassian in disguise!

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the go-go dancing is hurting my brain

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I thought I knew how awkward bad dancing could get

...I was wrong

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How do you know it’s a temporary headache until it ends? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon 10cc I was going to make a joke about the weakest drink we've ever seen but no, that's still too much vermouth.

C'mon baby let's do the twist #monsterdon

I am so embarrassed to be white right now.

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I've got surgery in the morning, so how about a few martinis!
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This party is something other than else..

OMG I am totally going to learn how to dance like that. #monsterdon

That is some Ga-rooveeey dancing!
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oh, the swinging 60's all right
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I love how the hospital has a club on the premises, for the doctors to dance and mix drinks.

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Yeah, can't have a GIN martini, that'd be unreasonable!

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doin the raptor dance!

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Everyone on the dance floor is having seizures. Is anyone here a doctor?! #monsterdon #XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

"The martini, it's so ... sweet."

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He looked through her nightie to see the marked-down meat section at the store.

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We are now in the dance & drinking party portion of tonight's film.

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that doesn't sound like 60s music

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I could murder a martini about now. #Monsterdon #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes

JFC. Yeah, you're mad.
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Aw yeah, do the slipped rotator cuff! #Monsterdon

ah 60s dancing. what a joy...

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A cure for megalomania? Good luck, doc.

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ding ding

pinball in the doctor's lounge

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The Twist was very popular at the time the movie was made. We can only hope that public dance floor dancers did not appear like these herky-jerky actors.

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I didn't know this film would be so... meaty. #monsterdon

"she's very pretty, isn't she?" creepy doctor..

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Wonderful how nobody is talking about the harmful radiation exposure given to every person Xavier looks at

I suppose it was the 60's, this checks out

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i'm imagining the sick girl is like.... um i can? hear everything y'all are saying? guess i'll just... pretend to be asleep.........hope i don't die

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@yatsu Yes, he did. Dr. Xavier can die any old time now, but we probably have 48 more minutes to endure before then. #Monsterdon #TheManWithTheXRayEyes

It's Watusi time!

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bedside manner must be for the birds...
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Just going to appreciate this #Monsterdon the monster is the the horrors of the human body and yeah big agree

My TV crashed as he opened his eyes and I spent like two minutes thinking that the black screen was part of the movie. #Monsterdon #TheManWithXRayEyes

as opposed to a permanent headache

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Damn it, Nurse, I'm a doctor, not a doctor!

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#Monsterdon Like an arm with gangrene! 😂

In real life, D.A.R.P.A. would be on this _so_ fast….

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You fucking lecher.
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The doctors and patients outside of Dr. Xavier's clinic are mostly extras from The Andy Griffith Show.

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This Dr Xavier is the Lawnmower Man of eyesight. 🤦‍♂️😖

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I think most of these actors were in episodes of the Twilight Zone. I know I've seen them all before.

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@davesdogmaggie I'm gonna need some convincing that this is actually a problem

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Yes, creep. Very pretty. Now let's talk about your goddamn malpractice.

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There goes the "do one eye, use an eyepatch" theory.

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Is this a little girl whose nipples they just implied in a 1963 movie?

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Before Dr X plays god, let’s see if he plays a good Hua Tuo https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hua_Tuo #Monsterdon

@Configures Most people only experience 10% of the bad science. He wants to experience the other 90% of the bad science.
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@SRLevine @steggy

i feel like anyone with adhd and/or sensory processing issues could have warned him this was a very bad idea

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THIS MAN IS A GHOST!

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Lol so he has his eyelids open under the gauze? Or are eyelids no match for his x ray eyes either, because that sounds terrible

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No more of this research, get back to bilking the customer---- I, I mean.... "Healing our Patients."

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@yatsu Pretty much everyone was in at least one episode of The Twilight Zone back then.

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shouldn’t he now run into things all the time? #Monsterdon

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"I want you in surgery tomorrow..."

umm...
I would think there'd be rules about this?
(then again 1963, maybe not...)

Also, did we all see that DON RICKLES was in the opening credits?

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oh he spells his name in a cool font #monsterdon

Ah, the words that never presage anything horrible: "I'll show them.."

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@yatsu He was the original doctor in the first pilot of Star Trek
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#Monsterdon This is some seriously selective X-ray vision!

Oh! That's the chief medical officer from Star Trek's The Cage! #Monsterdon

Dr. Benson's always been mad his Benson Burners failed to corner the market

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that guy was in some twilight zones

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#monsterdon It's really important never to de-fund a mad scientist's research immediately after he performs a critical experiment on himself.

It's a bad idea 100% of the time.

🎶 I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles
Oh yeah🎶 #monsterdon

dr benson looks familiar... was he in the twilight zone?

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On second thought...15 min is late enough that I will just be watching on a delay. Which means I probably won't be looking at the #Monsterdon feed while watching, but I'll still post with an "I'm delayed" CW

Enjoy the movie y'all, I'm right behind you :blobfoxlaughsweat:

I do hope they explain the unconsciousness and what killed the monkey

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The cultural Marxist academic institution trying to prevent Ray Milland from moving fast a breaking things, smdh

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As a kid I was freaked out by thinking that your eyelids might no longer work. #Monsterdon

Dude slow your fucking roll! Another dose?

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"They cut me off like an arm with gangrene."

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Now self-administered added dose of eye drops.
Cue the special effects!

#monsterdon Wow, first we got QAnon and now the Freedom Caucus

@cocaine_owlbear His eyes detect the kind advertised in comic books #monsterdon

Well, I guess playing that tape doesn't help on getting funds
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Good job blinding yourself with a bright light, doofus!

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When he does the drops he looks like the Cybercuck guy, who shall not be named, on ketamine.

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Wonder if sales went up for those X-Ray goggles in the back of comic books after this came out.

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@jivens Reminds me of The Stuff

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Oh hey, it's that guy. He played a lewd Colonel on M*A*S*H*. #Monsterdon

Oh god, I'd missed that he's Dr. Xavier. 😅

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The man experimented on himself and you helped. #monsterdon

They took printed tie silk and made her dress entirely out of it

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There is a concering amount of ionizing radiation in that room of he's seeing that much xray light.

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ok realizing he could have dosed himself just fine the first time and not hijacked his
friend's ethics.

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Aw, did you get bro-splained?
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But should we?

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Hubris before the fall as they say
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Was the good Doctor actually inspired to this research by a viewing of Russ Myer's "The Immoral Mr Teas"?

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That is also not how you put in eye drops.

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yeah probably should've stuck to one drop #monsterdon

#monsterdon We ALL know what is he going to try to see next, do we. The question is not if the cringe moment will happen, but how fast it will happen

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I'll just pour a gallon of untested goo in my eyes...

@EricKHoward we can only hope!

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