Saaayyyy. Nice scapulae!

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He should've just bought a pair of those x-ray specs out of the back of a comic book 😂

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Wait a second, shouldn't he be seeing dancing skeletons?

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Lmao her pearls are immune to x-rays! They're made of lead

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Wait, he can se her skin, but the pearsl stayded?
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Ah the 60s. Not a muscle anywhere.

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I've often seduced women by talking up their backbones..

Why would you say that about her birthmark, this is why you're single dude....

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He should be seeing their internal organs, as previously established #monsterdon

Eye-based flirting!

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WHAT THE FUCK do you have to be GROSS about it, Ray?? #Monsterdon

AGGHHHH world's most sedate man given most pornographic gift is now trying to be alluring and funny and it's just creepy and terribly, terribly wrong

#Monsterdon
#TheManWithTheXRayEyes

STOP TOUCHING YOUR FACE.

#Monsterdon #ManWithXRayEyes

More like "L" the man with Lewd Vision.

#Monsterdon #XTheManWithTheXRayEyes

BULOVA, mista - you got some 'splanin' to do.

#monsterdon #XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

I don't have his eyes, and _I_ can see her Daddy-issues….

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@wohali 100% of them.

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We going to HR, mofo!! #monsterdon

Somehow their clothing doesn't dent their skin...
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"Your backbone is a sheer delight" - don't hear that very often

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#XTheManWithTheXRayEyes

There is no way people danced like that #Monsterdon

the swingin' sixties ahem

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lol , 1960s sex comedy music now....

The nude men in this look really shifty now....and the age gap between them and the ladies is noticeable

This is just what horny people do in their minds...

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He can't see through pearls? #Monsterdon

That can’t really be dancing #Monsterdon

She has a distractingly long neck #monsterdon

STOP BEING CREEPY

#monsterdon

"You know, you're quite lovely."

I'm committing sexual assault just being in the same room with you :D #Monsterdon

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Oh here we go--all nekkid legs at the party!

naughty #monsterdon

"Did you find that fun?"

(pervy eye roll) "Oh yes."

#Monsterdon

As we carefully dance with the censor in a room of naked people.

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Aww yeah, now it's kickin' in.

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@combatwombat If nobody else does I'm clipping this afterwards

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How old is this guy? I’m 46, and to me, he seems 10-15 years older than me.

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#monsterdon Told you.

that’s the Xray Spex #Monsterdon

oh nevermind it's "everyone is naked" apparently

we'll get to unsexy organs in a minute

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#Monsterdon and #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes
Naked dance scene anticipates Twister..

As usual white american culture is so bland.

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at least he'll never have trouble with public speaking again #monsterdon

This dancing belongs on a beach with Annette Funicello not in this stuffy office #Monsterdon

I can just smell it in there
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#Monsterdon so uh does his increased vision extend well into the infrared region? it's hard to imagine how he'd see through paper otherwise

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Oh goody--a doctor party and they're all dancing The Twist to some swing band.

"It's just my boobs.. EYES it's just my eyes." #Monsterdon #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes

side effects may include scenes from Paul Thomas Anderson's The Master

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Yep, this is a film that's fully Cormanized. #Monsterdon

Everybody do the methed monkey! #Monsterdon

guy back there very deliberatly keeping eye contact with his dancing partner.

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DANCE!
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Pre British Invasion house parties were all this way #monsterdon

Hips, Ray!!! #monsterdon

That dance needs a gif #monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie You guessed Ray Milland's next line!
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Remember guys, if you become a Doctor, women ask YOU out on dates!

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@bunnyhero lol

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Look at all those backs!

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We call this the Engineering squiggle.

What the hell is going on? Is... is that dancing? #monsterdon

Oh jeez, why does that guy dancing with the lady in the black dress with the... split shoulder straps..? ...look like Stephen Miller, only with hair?

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The dialog is almost as wooden as the paneling. And the dancing.

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Wild physicians on party mode. Bring on the nekkid within film code rules. And oh the hair. #Monsterdon

Ray Milland is the worst dancer at the party, and that is saying something

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That's me on a dance floor, right there #Monsterdon

please let there be dancing skeletons!
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i'm expecting this moment in his curse to be 'oh no i can't check out ladies anymore because i see thru to their organs instead'

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#Monsterdon nekkid time! (Kinda)

Is “Pretty, isn't she?” really an appropriate comment for a doctor to make about a sick patient? 👀 #Monsterdon

Gotta love watching Ray Milland dance.

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They're all doing "The Elaine"

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Where are the boobies?

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I saw you from across the nerd party and really like your vibe #monsterdon

OMG RAY MILLAND DANCE

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"Do you know the secret? I'll tell you. It's HONEY."

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"Hi! Hi, I said!" coming on a bit strong, aren't we?

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"i like men who look urgent"??

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He now has the power to see through all the layers of her makeup #Monsterdon

Makes you want a tell an entire decade to just fuck off, doesn't it?

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@kurth First rule of x-ray vision in stories: it's somehow very selective and knows exactly what to see and what not to see.

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#Monsterdon she likes men who look like her dad.

That blonde is a cardassian in disguise!

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the go-go dancing is hurting my brain

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I thought I knew how awkward bad dancing could get

...I was wrong

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#monsterdon 10cc I was going to make a joke about the weakest drink we've ever seen but no, that's still too much vermouth.

How do you know it’s a temporary headache until it ends? #Monsterdon

C'mon baby let's do the twist #monsterdon

I am so embarrassed to be white right now.

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I've got surgery in the morning, so how about a few martinis!
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This party is something other than else..

OMG I am totally going to learn how to dance like that. #monsterdon

#monsterdon the last frontier: social and systemic hurdles to effective healthcare (specifically, convincing MDs they are wrong).

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That is some Ga-rooveeey dancing!
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oh, the swinging 60's all right
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I love how the hospital has a club on the premises, for the doctors to dance and mix drinks.

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Yeah, can't have a GIN martini, that'd be unreasonable!

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doin the raptor dance!

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Everyone on the dance floor is having seizures. Is anyone here a doctor?! #monsterdon #XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

"The martini, it's so ... sweet."

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He looked through her nightie to see the marked-down meat section at the store.

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