dude what the fuck

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Call security, doc. #monsterdon

"You think I'm mad? Well just watch!"

That doesn't come off as persuasive as you might think...

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lord, i'm having surgery on thursday, maybe this isn't the movie i wanted to watch tonight. (^_^);;;;

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I have to bow out early, #monsterdon fans. Stay strong ✊

a doctor using? no way!

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He's Gone Mad!

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Damn it. Ever since I got X-Ray eyes, all the hot women are sitting behind telephones and such!
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maybe the doctor whose eyes are weird and jacked up from a recent experiment shouldn't be doing surgery???

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i now know this is absolutely a movie i heard summarized on stuff to blow your mind years ago

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I’ll bet that is more of those surgeons than he wanted to see.
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Guy scrubs off the epidermis on his hands before performing surgery #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Dances better than 47.

@LingLass Must contain lead #monsterdon

OK so everyone is nekkid to him now who'd a thunk it? :blobcheeky: #Monsterdon

I wonder is the mild apparent jaundice is intentionally done or part of the hangover. #Monsterdon

Is this the opposite of the invisible man idea?
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He can’t see through lipstick? #Monsterdon

Hey, buddy, my dancing's UP HERE!

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Now he can see what dancing is for.

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...On the other hand, he does have to see the ancient doctor over there nude, so it's a tradeoff. #Monsterdon

I suspect the intimacy coordinator on this film was a dry martini

CORRECTION: An endless supply of dry martinis

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@starkraving666 It's like her head's been removed and reattached with couple extra vertebrae #monsterdon

@ottaross Bold of you to assume there's only one

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@apLundell oh definitely saving this as a reaction image #monsterdon

Saaayyyy. Nice scapulae!

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He should've just bought a pair of those x-ray specs out of the back of a comic book 😂

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Lmao her pearls are immune to x-rays! They're made of lead

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Wait, he can se her skin, but the pearsl stayded?
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Ah the 60s. Not a muscle anywhere.

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I've often seduced women by talking up their backbones..

He should be seeing their internal organs, as previously established #monsterdon

Eye-based flirting!

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WHAT THE FUCK do you have to be GROSS about it, Ray?? #Monsterdon

AGGHHHH world's most sedate man given most pornographic gift is now trying to be alluring and funny and it's just creepy and terribly, terribly wrong

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#TheManWithTheXRayEyes

STOP TOUCHING YOUR FACE.

#Monsterdon #ManWithXRayEyes

BULOVA, mista - you got some 'splanin' to do.

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I don't have his eyes, and _I_ can see her Daddy-issues….

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More like "L" the man with Lewd Vision.

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@wohali 100% of them.

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We going to HR, mofo!! #monsterdon

Somehow their clothing doesn't dent their skin...
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"Your backbone is a sheer delight" - don't hear that very often

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There is no way people danced like that #Monsterdon

the swingin' sixties ahem

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He can't see through pearls? #Monsterdon

That can’t really be dancing #Monsterdon

She has a distractingly long neck #monsterdon

STOP BEING CREEPY

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"You know, you're quite lovely."

I'm committing sexual assault just being in the same room with you :D #Monsterdon

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Oh here we go--all nekkid legs at the party!

naughty #monsterdon

"Did you find that fun?"

(pervy eye roll) "Oh yes."

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As we carefully dance with the censor in a room of naked people.

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Aww yeah, now it's kickin' in.

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@combatwombat If nobody else does I'm clipping this afterwards

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How old is this guy? I’m 46, and to me, he seems 10-15 years older than me.

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#monsterdon Told you.

that’s the Xray Spex #Monsterdon

oh nevermind it's "everyone is naked" apparently

we'll get to unsexy organs in a minute

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Naked dance scene anticipates Twister..

As usual white american culture is so bland.

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at least he'll never have trouble with public speaking again #monsterdon

This dancing belongs on a beach with Annette Funicello not in this stuffy office #Monsterdon

I can just smell it in there
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#Monsterdon so uh does his increased vision extend well into the infrared region? it's hard to imagine how he'd see through paper otherwise

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Oh goody--a doctor party and they're all dancing The Twist to some swing band.

"It's just my boobs.. EYES it's just my eyes." #Monsterdon #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes

side effects may include scenes from Paul Thomas Anderson's The Master

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Yep, this is a film that's fully Cormanized. #Monsterdon

Everybody do the methed monkey! #Monsterdon

guy back there very deliberatly keeping eye contact with his dancing partner.

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DANCE!
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Pre British Invasion house parties were all this way #monsterdon

Hips, Ray!!! #monsterdon

That dance needs a gif #monsterdon

Remember guys, if you become a Doctor, women ask YOU out on dates!

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@davesdogmaggie You guessed Ray Milland's next line!
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@bunnyhero lol

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Look at all those backs!

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We call this the Engineering squiggle.

What the hell is going on? Is... is that dancing? #monsterdon

Oh jeez, why does that guy dancing with the lady in the black dress with the... split shoulder straps..? ...look like Stephen Miller, only with hair?

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The dialog is almost as wooden as the paneling. And the dancing.

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Wild physicians on party mode. Bring on the nekkid within film code rules. And oh the hair. #Monsterdon

Ray Milland is the worst dancer at the party, and that is saying something

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That's me on a dance floor, right there #Monsterdon

please let there be dancing skeletons!
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i'm expecting this moment in his curse to be 'oh no i can't check out ladies anymore because i see thru to their organs instead'

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#Monsterdon nekkid time! (Kinda)

Is “Pretty, isn't she?” really an appropriate comment for a doctor to make about a sick patient? 👀 #Monsterdon

Gotta love watching Ray Milland dance.

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They're all doing "The Elaine"

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Where are the boobies?

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I saw you from across the nerd party and really like your vibe #monsterdon

OMG RAY MILLAND DANCE

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"Do you know the secret? I'll tell you. It's HONEY."

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"Hi! Hi, I said!" coming on a bit strong, aren't we?

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"i like men who look urgent"??

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He now has the power to see through all the layers of her makeup #Monsterdon