Why is _this_ a set?

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Dick Miller! #Monsterdon

You tell em, Rickles! #monsterdon

#monsterdon "Mystic Science Temple" sounds amazing.

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Insane? I'm not cackling. Do you hear me CACKLING??

Those rides look terrifying and dangerous

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Ahhh. 1960s amusement parks, creeeepy!
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@diazona Oh, 60s. Don’t ever stop being the 60s!

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Mystic Science is my favorite kind of science.

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@jadebees Wasn't he a surgeon before? Or I think that's what we're supposed to assume

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this looks so nananananana-Batman #Monsterdon

"The persons installing the windows for this hospital were the ones who killed him, actually" #monsterdon

The thing about 1963 is that each of the Holds has its own criminal database and none of them talk to each other, so you can literally kill a man in one hold and nobody gives a shit literally a furlong over.

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Is this the backstory for "The Fujitive?" series? It should be much easier to find the one-armed man.

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#Monsterdon We'll just let the insane guy do the surgery.

@lytta He IS insane and she's telling him "They'll blame you!" Well yes, they SHOULD. You, lady, should not have administrative capability for research funds ever again. #Monsterdon #TheManWithTheXRayEyes

although my inner monologue also functions as a series of headlines outlining my actions, so touche ray milland

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Those eye drops apparently gave him super strength, too. Nice.

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insane? Insane?? INSANE?? Ì̷̡͉͖̝̪̩̞͍͖͖̪̜̉͋͠͝͠Ņ̵̨͕̦̲̗̙̭̟͕̞͙̻̝͊̆̔̾̌̾̚͠S̴̛̰̲̝͎͉̫̅͂̅̔̆̚͝͠ͅA̴̢̲̪̖̟͍̥̲̙̟͔̓̑̏̓͗̿̐͗̋̈́͒̆͆̒̆̊̒ͅN̶̡̧̢̳͉͉̮͚̝̹͖̰̲̖̘̑̂͐̂̄́̅͌̔̎̀E̶̲̻̟̙̲̻͔̺͉̦̱͛̿̐̑̿́̈́̏͊̑?̵̢̠̂̓̕!̸̤̅͒?̸̭̜̔͂͗!̸̧͔͓͈̪͈͍̜̭̻̥̼͝ͅ #Monsterdon

I'll show you insane!! ~Chara

Los Angeles represent!
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DOCTOR KILLER FLEES

KILLER DOCTOR FLEES

DOCTOR DOCTOR KILLER FLEES

up next DOCTOR KILLER KILLER FLEES

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You thought the eyeball opening was bad. Wait till you see the clowns at the circus

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AND ONCE AGAIN WE'RE AT PASADENA DAYS '69

how do we ALWAYS end up here -_-; #Monsterdon

Honestly, that window might not have been up to code. #monsterdon

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A friend, out the window. Wonder if Putin watched this when it first came out.

"Continuous girl show"

oh 60's

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And now two unsuccessful doctors. #Monsterdon #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes

*Dr X runs to a safe house...

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I missed the part where the drug gave him surgical skills.

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I've been watching #Monsterdon for the past 20 minutes while I biked home and even I could pick up on the Dr. being a creep. Hi y'all!

his pants seem to be the same color as the wall, he just has to stand still, he'll be fine.

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. o O ( thank fuck, now he's on the run and I'm rid of him. RID OF HIM! )

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"I will see what no man has ever seen" --- boundaries, apparently #monsterdon

Maybe Ray can see Sam's soul floating up to the pearly gates. #monsterdon

shit like this is why I don't trust doctors

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That escalated quickly.

Also, that's some impressive response time for the cops.

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“You killed him.”

“Yes. He was my friend,” he says most woodenly.

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Eyes checked again..."effect is cumulative" "Diane is a perfect dissection". Um...
Buckle up.

insane? moi? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Part of the blame has got to be on whoever installed such a delicate window five stories up.

Well, that escalated!
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@hollie Even I’m a little dewy.

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why did he just toss a guy out the window WHAT JUST HAPPENED where did that come from

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They just didn't make windows like they used to.

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Well, Sam's exit was abrupt. So much for subtext.

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This building is not up to code!!!! #Monsterdon

That was a very weak window.

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now that wasn't very ethical #monsterdon

malpractice in windowmaking maybe

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OMG LMAOOOO

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So much of 1960s medical care is just assault #xthemanwiththexrayeyes #monsterdon

what the fuck lmao

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@YsengrinWolf ... Yes. Fire that doctor, never let him near scalpels again! #Monsterdon #TheManWithTheXRayEyes

oh! that escalated quickly!

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oh i see dr. sedative is going for his plan b

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@starkraving666 everybody smoked so nobody probably noticed #Monsterdon

My God what a perv. #monsterdon

Well that escalated quickly

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But can he see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

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god i love a story about obsession ruining someone

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"I see veins, organs!"

♪ Who could ask for anything more! ♫

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#monsterdon Wow, who could have predicted that there'd be consequences for attacking another surgeon with a scalpel.

So unfair.

they're good doctors, brant #monsterdon

Good!! That was malpractice!!!

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oh great dr. malpractice is suing the other gy for malpractice that's about right

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Dude, how are you reading around corners and ship's upside down?
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"I can see England, I see France..." #monsterdon

With some minorly tweaked camera angles, this movie could've been a comedy. https://mastodon.murkworks.net/@moira/114848977127840817 #monsterdon #XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

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Narrates what he sees as he begins surgery--they all know what he's been up to.

@moira In an OR, In a West End town. Call the police, there's an eye X-ray around

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The girl must live! The crackpot must die!

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Pretty sure this is why the monkey collapsed. 😖

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An _awful_ lot of guys who got married c.1955 started hearing about the 'Sexual Revolution' in 1967 or so and quite resembled Dr Xavier in that scene.

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@aburka @Newpa_Hasai 😂

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It'd be hilarious if a woman singing in a high pitched warbly voice was actually the music on the surgical suite's speakers

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"Doctor, I wanna hold your hand"🎵🎵 #monsterdon

Jeez, you guys gonna clamp *each artery individually*? Hold up, there's a corpuscle over there you missed, get the BIG clamp out. #Monsterdon

"we could stop him"

that would shorten a lot of these movies

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I guess you have to be sick for him to see through skin

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just once I want the chance to say 'you think i've gone mad? well, look who's mad now!'

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"...more exactly than any other doctor has ever known before!"

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Omg, those hands. MOISTURIZE!!!

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SQUAAAABBBB

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Hospital Legal Department...um,.. wait what?...you let him what‽ What do you mean you didn't stop him!!
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This is NOT how X-rays work.

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Oh no, Dr Xavier's special powers allow him him to see man-ass and dongs everywhere.

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More exactly than any other doctor has known before! Oh, he's just a typical doctor, it's okay..

Doc X is wigging out. Also, did he just cut the tendons on the back of a surgeon's hand?

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#xthemanwithxrayeyes damn, he eyed James up and down. He needs to keep his mind on his job.

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meanwhile the anasthesiologist like, "i didn't sign up for this."

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holy shit okay I guess he's about to lose his licence now #Monsterdon

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"Perfectly alright." he answers as he ogles the nekkid doctor scrubbing up for surgery

Even if this guy is right about the girl, his behavior is enough to be kicked out of that operating room.

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you should stop him tho

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ah the sight of a doctor wearing a mask.................. i miss those days

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I, the doctor who has just experimented with my eyes should do the surgery!!
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@ottaross lol true

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Just talk about everyone's birthmarks again, that'll show them

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I'm just gonna stare at your old man weenis for a sec.
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If he has x-ray vision covering his eyes with his hands should be pretty ineffectual #monsterdon