. o O ( thank fuck, now he's on the run and I'm rid of him. RID OF HIM! )

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"I will see what no man has ever seen" --- boundaries, apparently #monsterdon

Maybe Ray can see Sam's soul floating up to the pearly gates. #monsterdon

shit like this is why I don't trust doctors

#monsterdon

That escalated quickly.

Also, that's some impressive response time for the cops.

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So I guess we saved the girl but now Doc X is in trouble because he cut another doctor and is also doing a mad science.

Doc X gets another eye exam and says that the effects of his magic eyedrops are cumulative, so now he can see people's internal organs and wants to take more eyedrops in order to see the mysteries of the universe or some shit.

#monsterdon

“You killed him.”

“Yes. He was my friend,” he says most woodenly.

#Monsterdon

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Eyes checked again..."effect is cumulative" "Diane is a perfect dissection". Um...
Buckle up.

insane? moi? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Part of the blame has got to be on whoever installed such a delicate window five stories up.

@hollie Even I’m a little dewy.

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Well, that escalated!
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why did he just toss a guy out the window WHAT JUST HAPPENED where did that come from

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They just didn't make windows like they used to.

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Well, Sam's exit was abrupt. So much for subtext.

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This building is not up to code!!!! #Monsterdon

That was a very weak window.

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now that wasn't very ethical #monsterdon

malpractice in windowmaking maybe

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OMG LMAOOOO

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So much of 1960s medical care is just assault #xthemanwiththexrayeyes #monsterdon

what the fuck lmao

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@YsengrinWolf ... Yes. Fire that doctor, never let him near scalpels again! #Monsterdon #TheManWithTheXRayEyes

oh! that escalated quickly!

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oh i see dr. sedative is going for his plan b

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@starkraving666 everybody smoked so nobody probably noticed #Monsterdon

My God what a perv. #monsterdon

Well that escalated quickly

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But can he see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

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god i love a story about obsession ruining someone

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"I see veins, organs!"

♪ Who could ask for anything more! ♫

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#monsterdon Wow, who could have predicted that there'd be consequences for attacking another surgeon with a scalpel.

So unfair.

they're good doctors, brant #monsterdon

Good!! That was malpractice!!!

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oh great dr. malpractice is suing the other gy for malpractice that's about right

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Dude, how are you reading around corners and ship's upside down?
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"I can see England, I see France..." #monsterdon

With some minorly tweaked camera angles, this movie could've been a comedy. https://mastodon.murkworks.net/@moira/114848977127840817 #monsterdon #XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

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Narrates what he sees as he begins surgery--they all know what he's been up to.

@moira In an OR, In a West End town. Call the police, there's an eye X-ray around

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The girl must live! The crackpot must die!

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Pretty sure this is why the monkey collapsed. 😖

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An _awful_ lot of guys who got married c.1955 started hearing about the 'Sexual Revolution' in 1967 or so and quite resembled Dr Xavier in that scene.

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@aburka @Newpa_Hasai 😂

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It'd be hilarious if a woman singing in a high pitched warbly voice was actually the music on the surgical suite's speakers

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"Doctor, I wanna hold your hand"🎵🎵 #monsterdon

Jeez, you guys gonna clamp *each artery individually*? Hold up, there's a corpuscle over there you missed, get the BIG clamp out. #Monsterdon

"we could stop him"

that would shorten a lot of these movies

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I guess you have to be sick for him to see through skin

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#XTheManWithTheXRayEyes

Roger Corman's The Knick

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just once I want the chance to say 'you think i've gone mad? well, look who's mad now!'

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"...more exactly than any other doctor has ever known before!"

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Omg, those hands. MOISTURIZE!!!

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SQUAAAABBBB

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Hospital Legal Department...um,.. wait what?...you let him what‽ What do you mean you didn't stop him!!
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This is NOT how X-rays work.

#Monsterdon

Oh no, Dr Xavier's special powers allow him him to see man-ass and dongs everywhere.

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✅ He's gone mad!

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

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More exactly than any other doctor has known before! Oh, he's just a typical doctor, it's okay..

Doc X is wigging out. Also, did he just cut the tendons on the back of a surgeon's hand?

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#xthemanwithxrayeyes damn, he eyed James up and down. He needs to keep his mind on his job.

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meanwhile the anasthesiologist like, "i didn't sign up for this."

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holy shit okay I guess he's about to lose his licence now #Monsterdon

"Dammit Jim, you're a doctor, not an X-Ray machine!" #monsterdon

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"Perfectly alright." he answers as he ogles the nekkid doctor scrubbing up for surgery

Even if this guy is right about the girl, his behavior is enough to be kicked out of that operating room.

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you should stop him tho

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#monsterdon You think I've gone mad?!?

Well, then! Just WATCH me perform heart surgery on this child!

ah the sight of a doctor wearing a mask.................. i miss those days

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I, the doctor who has just experimented with my eyes should do the surgery!!
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@ottaross lol true

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Just talk about everyone's birthmarks again, that'll show them

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I'm just gonna stare at your old man weenis for a sec.
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If he has x-ray vision covering his eyes with his hands should be pretty ineffectual #monsterdon

dude what the fuck

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Call security, doc. #monsterdon

"You think I'm mad? Well just watch!"

That doesn't come off as persuasive as you might think...

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lord, i'm having surgery on thursday, maybe this isn't the movie i wanted to watch tonight. (^_^);;;;

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I have to bow out early, #monsterdon fans. Stay strong ✊

a doctor using? no way!

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He's Gone Mad!

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Damn it. Ever since I got X-Ray eyes, all the hot women are sitting behind telephones and such!
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maybe the doctor whose eyes are weird and jacked up from a recent experiment shouldn't be doing surgery???

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i now know this is absolutely a movie i heard summarized on stuff to blow your mind years ago

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I’ll bet that is more of those surgeons than he wanted to see.
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#Monsterdon Dances better than 47.

Guy scrubs off the epidermis on his hands before performing surgery #Monsterdon

@LingLass Must contain lead #monsterdon

OK so everyone is nekkid to him now who'd a thunk it? :blobcheeky: #Monsterdon

I wonder is the mild apparent jaundice is intentionally done or part of the hangover. #Monsterdon

Is this the opposite of the invisible man idea?
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He can’t see through lipstick? #Monsterdon

Hey, buddy, my dancing's UP HERE!

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Now he can see what dancing is for.

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...On the other hand, he does have to see the ancient doctor over there nude, so it's a tradeoff. #Monsterdon

I suspect the intimacy coordinator on this film was a dry martini

CORRECTION: An endless supply of dry martinis

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@starkraving666 It's like her head's been removed and reattached with couple extra vertebrae #monsterdon

@ottaross Bold of you to assume there's only one

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@apLundell oh definitely saving this as a reaction image #monsterdon