#Monsterdon

The 60s.

When 27 was 47.

I'm invested in tonight's #Monsterdon too much to interact as much as usual. This is a fun movie!

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⏲️ 30-minute poll ❌

A remake of our feature was scripted in the 1990s by which of these?
(It was never produced)

"i never think, i eat."
wise woman.

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Can't he see the cumulative effects of smoking tobacco on his own lungs?

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window frames as well, while Rickles looks from outside...

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That one guy has big Dick Miller Energy.

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Thank goodness Don Rickles is here to lighten the tone! #Monsterdon

@Louisa Hiding Out! Jon Cryer went to high school, but Ray Milland knew better. Circus! #Monsterdon #TheManWithTheXRayEyes But I like the belly dancer who wants to let him have his privacy.

There it is. He seemed awfully confrontational for a carnival barker, so it’s good to know his real avocation is blackmail. #monsterdon

More coffee!

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ok to be fair if I could get paid to sit around in a fabulous outfit and indulge in my drug of choice to the delight of crowds, I'd join Don Rickles' circus too

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Smoking *and* coffee in one scene!

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ONE OF US

ONE OF US

GOOBA GABBA GOOBA GABBA

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@Taweret Back then all surgeons had side gigs in carnival sideshows #monsterdon

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very efficient too

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Another cool period tape recorder
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is the paint meant to be dripping on the borders of the door like that?

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Whaaaat? An untrustworthy CARNEY? Never! #Monsterdon

How bout that Carnival Coffee? Better than Lab Lavazza?

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You can trust me!

Foreshadowing!

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So no wanted posters with portraits back then?

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I'm just sitting here distracted by the intentionally sloppy painting on the red trim around the door and window.

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so weird:
Don Rickles actually Playing a Part.

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Why is all the trim...bleeding?

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What’s up with the red paint dripping down that purple door?

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The real mystery is who painted this room..

Nice outfit, my dude!

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HE JUST FELL OUT THE WINDOW 😆 #Monsterdon

it seems like we skipped the part of the story where he joined a circus and that seems like a weird thing to skip

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Y'all. Y'all I read my 24 hour clock wrong and I was 14 minutes behind 😵

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I would have stopped him from reciting my full social security number, maybe that's just me

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Finally he got sunglasses - I knew he was bright

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ooo. I wonder who's SSN that actually is

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Yup. I just did a Carnak.

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You were doing fine before you reminded me about the monkey #monsterdon

i'm not watching #Monsterdon just the hashtag but i'm reminded of the scene from family guy for some reason

https://www.reddit.com/r/superman/s/RtMehd1xyi

Quick! They gave us the name address and SSN of this dude. Time to fill out some credit card applications!

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#monsterdon This how you fund scientific research.

Mentallo, not to be confused with Mentok. #monsterdon

If you're hiding out from the law I question the wisdom of making a circus act out of your extremely unique superpower

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@moira

Carnac the Magnificent!

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Then the doctor ran away and joined the circus. Screenplay by Billy, age 7

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“How much money he has in his pocket!”

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Surprisingly equal opportunity; kinda expected more young women, but they’re happy to strip the old men, too.
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I see all sorts of things that would be far too expensive to put on the screen!

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The cool doctors made it to parties like this in the 70s without needing to take mutagenic drugs.

...

The drugs were optional.

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Now it's just lame parlour tricks

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Doctors evidently can't fly.

Don Rickles! Excellent! #Monsterdon

Mentall-No

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that's the guy from gremlins

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You hide weird.

ah yes, the 60s, when you could put a middle manager in """Asian Clothes""" and call him a mystic, and rake the money in. (T_T)

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a brief break from the medical setting for some light orientalism

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Yay for the circus! Tricks get performed! Enter Don Rickles in his element with the hecklers! Mentalo with the Miraculous Mind!

Mwahaha that getup. #monsterdon

*Decides to hide in plain sight by hiding as a sideshow at a carnival.*

Ok, but you know what's even better for hiding? Hiding.

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Get Mentallo off the stage, and put Rickles up there instead!!?! #monsterdon

This was literally a Johnny Carson routine.

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Ask your doctor to see if Cursed Visine is right for you!

Side effects include eye irritation, headache, malpractice, murder and mayhem.

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Good use of Don Rickles. #Monsterdon

Regular Red Skelton, this barker

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Don “Mother Fucking” Rickles!

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For a movie that could lean into the horror of the invasive nature of the protagonist’s power, it’s an interesting tack to have people act kinda…nonchalantly? Or, I dunno, like “huh, guess you can see me naked; oh well, not like I have any reason to be ashamed”.
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AAYYYY DON RICKLES! Mr Rickles, tell me I'm a piece of shit!

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HEY IT'S TIME FOR DON RICKLES

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Why is _this_ a set?

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Eye Doctor thinks the eyedrops are affecting Doc X's brain and tries to sedate him or something, but then Doc X freaks out and defenestrates the Eye Doctor, then runs away before the police appear.

As he runs away we see some spinning newspapers overlaid that read "Doctor Falls to Death!" and "Doctor's Killer Flees!"

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Dick Miller! #Monsterdon

You tell em, Rickles! #monsterdon

#monsterdon "Mystic Science Temple" sounds amazing.

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Insane? I'm not cackling. Do you hear me CACKLING??

Those rides look terrifying and dangerous

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Ahhh. 1960s amusement parks, creeeepy!
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@diazona Oh, 60s. Don’t ever stop being the 60s!

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Mystic Science is my favorite kind of science.

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@jadebees Wasn't he a surgeon before? Or I think that's what we're supposed to assume

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this looks so nananananana-Batman #Monsterdon

"The persons installing the windows for this hospital were the ones who killed him, actually" #monsterdon

The thing about 1963 is that each of the Holds has its own criminal database and none of them talk to each other, so you can literally kill a man in one hold and nobody gives a shit literally a furlong over.

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Is this the backstory for "The Fujitive?" series? It should be much easier to find the one-armed man.

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so the rest of this movie is Dr.X on the run?

(guess if there's no other way to come up with Plot...)

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#Monsterdon We'll just let the insane guy do the surgery.

@lytta He IS insane and she's telling him "They'll blame you!" Well yes, they SHOULD. You, lady, should not have administrative capability for research funds ever again. #Monsterdon #TheManWithTheXRayEyes

Those eye drops apparently gave him super strength, too. Nice.

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although my inner monologue also functions as a series of headlines outlining my actions, so touche ray milland

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insane? Insane?? INSANE?? Ì̷̡͉͖̝̪̩̞͍͖͖̪̜̉͋͠͝͠Ņ̵̨͕̦̲̗̙̭̟͕̞͙̻̝͊̆̔̾̌̾̚͠S̴̛̰̲̝͎͉̫̅͂̅̔̆̚͝͠ͅA̴̢̲̪̖̟͍̥̲̙̟͔̓̑̏̓͗̿̐͗̋̈́͒̆͆̒̆̊̒ͅN̶̡̧̢̳͉͉̮͚̝̹͖̰̲̖̘̑̂͐̂̄́̅͌̔̎̀E̶̲̻̟̙̲̻͔̺͉̦̱͛̿̐̑̿́̈́̏͊̑?̵̢̠̂̓̕!̸̤̅͒?̸̭̜̔͂͗!̸̧͔͓͈̪͈͍̜̭̻̥̼͝ͅ #Monsterdon

I'll show you insane!! ~Chara

Los Angeles represent!
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DOCTOR KILLER FLEES

KILLER DOCTOR FLEES

DOCTOR DOCTOR KILLER FLEES

up next DOCTOR KILLER KILLER FLEES

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You thought the eyeball opening was bad. Wait till you see the clowns at the circus

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AND ONCE AGAIN WE'RE AT PASADENA DAYS '69

how do we ALWAYS end up here -_-; #Monsterdon

Honestly, that window might not have been up to code. #monsterdon

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A friend, out the window. Wonder if Putin watched this when it first came out.

"Continuous girl show"

oh 60's

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And now two unsuccessful doctors. #Monsterdon #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes

*Dr X runs to a safe house...

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I missed the part where the drug gave him surgical skills.

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I've been watching #Monsterdon for the past 20 minutes while I biked home and even I could pick up on the Dr. being a creep. Hi y'all!

his pants seem to be the same color as the wall, he just has to stand still, he'll be fine.

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