@trixter it's also a lot more _acting_ out of Rickles than I ever exepcted

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Honey he's just not that into you! You deserve better, darling.

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"You? And what do you want to see?"

"All the undressed women in the world!"

Well damn, he just said the quiet part out loud, didn't he?

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I hope he can't see that awful wallpaper. #monsterdon

The paint job on the door! #Monsterdon

also, merchandising #monsterdon

What a tragic day at Wonder Wharf
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That fractured leg looks just fine to me #monsterdon

You’ve heard of…
Dr. Strangelove
Dr. No
Dr. Doom
aaaaand now, introducing:
Dr. Defenestration!
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#monsterdon Is that an old Batman set?

I kind of like manic greedy Don Rickles, in his prime.

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So what I'm hearing is the 60's version of "we'll pay you in exposure"

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@Taweret some editor thought how the fugitive doctor with x ray vision ran away to the circus would be the boring part of this #Monsterdon like...WTF?

"Ride the Octopus!"

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My parents never took me on carnival rides as a kid because they knew too many carnies.

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Looks like we’ll have time for a bank heist. #Monsterdon

That splint probably just saved her life.

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@SeanAloysiusOBrien They think he's a magic man and can do anything. I liked the scenes with the Tilt & Whirl, bumper cars, and other amusement rides. #Monsterdon #TheManWithTheXRayEyes

no wonder he lost his license.

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here comes th' doc

here comes th' doc

here comes th' doc

here comes th' doc

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If I tell you I have to push you out a window.

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When do we get The Man with the X-Ray Eyes Meets The Invisible Man ~Chara #Monsterdon

No scratches, but broken bones
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Uh oh, mister, your skeleton is leaking!

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No steadicam. What is this, the sixties? #Monsterdon

open his eyes to see this

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#monsterdon okay forget the eyestuff this krusty sounding Punch and Judy pair need a content warning.

And GJ from the great Mentello exposing someones PII like that. Right there in front of a crowd.

we're at 'he's realized how dumb he was for not realizing he'd see through his own eyelids'

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I wonder what Dr. Diane is doing now #monsterdon

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Very thoughtful of the doctor to wear dark glasses so his appearance doesn't upset people.

Of course he can see through them. Pay attention, kids

Yeah, that guy is ick

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Boy those were pretty strange girls all right

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@lytta Right after saying "I don't think. I eat," of course she immediately thinks up a suggestion, lol.

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The glasses aren't so he can't see out, it's so people can't look at his eyes #monsterdon

@mmezabet or is he using his powers to see dicks?

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...Ick. :/ #Monsterdon

"No secrets, what is there to fight about?" Bitch, really?

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When they used to try to sell us X-Ray glasses in the backs of comic books, they never disclosed the side effects of accidentally shoving your buddy out of a window.

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Wisdom ignored. #Monsterdon

"No secrets, there's nothing left to fight about!"

Hoo boy >_>;; #Monsterdon

I'm invested in tonight's #Monsterdon too much to interact as much as usual. This is a fun movie!

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

⏲️ 30-minute poll ❌

A remake of our feature was scripted in the 1990s by which of these?
(It was never produced)

Can't he see the cumulative effects of smoking tobacco on his own lungs?

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"i never think, i eat."
wise woman.

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window frames as well, while Rickles looks from outside...

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That one guy has big Dick Miller Energy.

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Thank goodness Don Rickles is here to lighten the tone! #Monsterdon

@Louisa Hiding Out! Jon Cryer went to high school, but Ray Milland knew better. Circus! #Monsterdon #TheManWithTheXRayEyes But I like the belly dancer who wants to let him have his privacy.

There it is. He seemed awfully confrontational for a carnival barker, so it’s good to know his real avocation is blackmail. #monsterdon

More coffee!

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ok to be fair if I could get paid to sit around in a fabulous outfit and indulge in my drug of choice to the delight of crowds, I'd join Don Rickles' circus too

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Smoking *and* coffee in one scene!

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ONE OF US

ONE OF US

GOOBA GABBA GOOBA GABBA

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@Taweret Back then all surgeons had side gigs in carnival sideshows #monsterdon

Another cool period tape recorder
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@caban4 👏

very efficient too

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Whaaaat? An untrustworthy CARNEY? Never! #Monsterdon

How bout that Carnival Coffee? Better than Lab Lavazza?

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You can trust me!

Foreshadowing!

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So no wanted posters with portraits back then?

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I'm just sitting here distracted by the intentionally sloppy painting on the red trim around the door and window.

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so weird:
Don Rickles actually Playing a Part.

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Why is all the trim...bleeding?

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The real mystery is who painted this room..

Nice outfit, my dude!

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HE JUST FELL OUT THE WINDOW 😆 #Monsterdon

Y'all. Y'all I read my 24 hour clock wrong and I was 14 minutes behind 😵

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I would have stopped him from reciting my full social security number, maybe that's just me

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Finally he got sunglasses - I knew he was bright

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ooo. I wonder who's SSN that actually is

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Yup. I just did a Carnak.

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You were doing fine before you reminded me about the monkey #monsterdon

i'm not watching #Monsterdon just the hashtag but i'm reminded of the scene from family guy for some reason

https://www.reddit.com/r/superman/s/RtMehd1xyi

Quick! They gave us the name address and SSN of this dude. Time to fill out some credit card applications!

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#monsterdon This how you fund scientific research.

Mentallo, not to be confused with Mentok. #monsterdon

If you're hiding out from the law I question the wisdom of making a circus act out of your extremely unique superpower

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@moira

Carnac the Magnificent!

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“How much money he has in his pocket!”

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I see all sorts of things that would be far too expensive to put on the screen!

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Now it's just lame parlour tricks

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The cool doctors made it to parties like this in the 70s without needing to take mutagenic drugs.

...

The drugs were optional.

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Don Rickles! Excellent! #Monsterdon

Mentall-No

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that's the guy from gremlins

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#Monsterdon and #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes
You hide weird.

ah yes, the 60s, when you could put a middle manager in """Asian Clothes""" and call him a mystic, and rake the money in. (T_T)

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a brief break from the medical setting for some light orientalism

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Yay for the circus! Tricks get performed! Enter Don Rickles in his element with the hecklers! Mentalo with the Miraculous Mind!

Mwahaha that getup. #monsterdon

*Decides to hide in plain sight by hiding as a sideshow at a carnival.*

Ok, but you know what's even better for hiding? Hiding.

#Monsterdon

This was literally a Johnny Carson routine.

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Get Mentallo off the stage, and put Rickles up there instead!!?! #monsterdon

Ask your doctor to see if Cursed Visine is right for you!

Side effects include eye irritation, headache, malpractice, murder and mayhem.

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Good use of Don Rickles. #Monsterdon

Regular Red Skelton, this barker

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Don “Mother Fucking” Rickles!

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For a movie that could lean into the horror of the invasive nature of the protagonist’s power, it’s an interesting tack to have people act kinda…nonchalantly? Or, I dunno, like “huh, guess you can see me naked; oh well, not like I have any reason to be ashamed”.
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AAYYYY DON RICKLES! Mr Rickles, tell me I'm a piece of shit!

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HEY IT'S TIME FOR DON RICKLES

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