No wonder he's in such pain, his increased vision comes with a shitload of chromatic aberration #Monsterdon
X-ray man could make bank just by hiring himself out to the gas companies to locate oil deposits. #monsterdon
βI never think. I eat.β
BEST CHARACTER
#Monsterdon
what are they giving him money for? #Monsterdon
This is rough to riff, because it's a solid movie if you can set aside the oh dear God bad science.
you've got a bad case of dryer ducts, sir. i'm afraid you're a goner.
I feel as if the cops should have been able to find Dr. X by now #monsterdon
Is this movie making a commentary on the failure of the USA medical establishment, the inability for the common people to receive care...
#monsterdon
Two bucks? Lol
"i diagnose you with skeleton"
"J" the man with the Jerk Butt.
Looks like everyone has $2 to donate
Eye am not enjoying this, maybe we could put a lid on it
They missed a huge opportunity for Brylcreem sales. #monsterdon
"...the name's Orbison, Dr. Roy Orbison."
"If this is so terrible, why does he keep doing it?"
Look, it took me a while to get off Twitter too.
Thanks, @Cherizilla
#monsterdon
That wasn't a great example of SFX #monsterdon
@LingLass sunk cost fallacy? #monsterdon
It is true, sometimes actually looking, and seeing, is enough. Also, actively listening.
"The effects of the compound are still unpredictable."
So I'm chugging it down like a water wheel! #Monsterdon
#monsterdon "I'm sorry, ma'am. You have an acute, incurable case of Colored Pencil Organs."
This movie is not going the way I thought it would TBH
#monsterdon
#Monsterdon and #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes
I love how seedy Don Rickles' clothes are..
Did he cut up his Hawaiian shirt to make his bowtie?
#Monsterdon
"A million dollars before breakfast, every day."
Or bad illustrations like from a medical textbook. #Monsterdon
I'm assuming the pencil drawings of internal organs are this movie's version of matte painting backgrounds
This man's eyewear is progressing nicely towards Otto Octavius territory.
oh no, the old woman's been replaced with an anatomy textbook illustration!
See child nudity is ok, but an old lady's organs are replaced with an anatomical drawing.
My....GOD.....she's made of DOILIES!
Oh, and now we've slipped into them just showing drawings instead.
Kind of wondering if this movie influenced Nick Roeg for The Man Who Fell To Earth.
Since he sees through stuff like it's not even there, why is he wearing the dark glasses? They would essentially just not be there for him...
@trixter it's more Don Rickles than I expected, but also less Don Rickles-y than I expected.
I wish I had x-ray eyes instead of bugs in my eyes.
#Monsterdon #BikingAtNightByTheLake #SoManyBugs #TheresDefinitelyOneInMyEye
@70sgayspaceangel Learn? Never!
she looks like she sells flowers by the cathedral.
#monsterdon Don Rickles is a perv in this, too.
So close to my typical grant proposal: First money, and then science.
Is he Fremen?
OH GOD THE RAINBOW, IT'S TOO MUCH GAY
Exterminate!
shoulda slept on your stomach
It's a pretty standard rental: storefront, bedroom, storage room
let's be honest, i'd rather see the bare walls than that crazy wallpaper.
@WhiteCatTamer And over the top of the stage it says STRANGE GIRLS #monsterdon
you know you're fucked when the score of the scene you're in features a theramin
Remarkable how Don Rickles can make "let's heal the sick for whatever they feel like donating" sound like an *evil* plan like...what is going on here #Monsterdon
Tune in for the exciting sequel, when Dr Xavier uses the eyedrops in his nose and can smell what no one else can smell.
#monsterdon
Oof, how do I unsee that wallpaper?
weird: Don Rickles playing an actually-somewhat *major* part
what does he do when the X runs out?
@trixter A lot more Don Rickles than I really wanted, too >_> #Monsterdon
@trixter it's also a lot more _acting_ out of Rickles than I ever exepcted
Honey he's just not that into you! You deserve better, darling.
"You? And what do you want to see?"
"All the undressed women in the world!"
Well damn, he just said the quiet part out loud, didn't he?
I hope he can't see that awful wallpaper. #monsterdon
The paint job on the door! #Monsterdon
also, merchandising #monsterdon
What a tragic day at Wonder Wharf
#Monsterdon
That fractured leg looks just fine to me #monsterdon
Youβve heard ofβ¦
Dr. Strangelove
Dr. No
Dr. Doom
aaaaand now, introducing:
Dr. Defenestration!
#Monsterdon
Young Don Rickles is hitting my eyes like an experimental oil
#monsterdon Is that an old Batman set?
I kind of like manic greedy Don Rickles, in his prime.
So what I'm hearing is the 60's version of "we'll pay you in exposure"
@Taweret some editor thought how the fugitive doctor with x ray vision ran away to the circus would be the boring part of this #Monsterdon like...WTF?
"Ride the Octopus!"
My parents never took me on carnival rides as a kid because they knew too many carnies.
Looks like weβll have time for a bank heist. #Monsterdon
That splint probably just saved her life.
@SeanAloysiusOBrien They think he's a magic man and can do anything. I liked the scenes with the Tilt & Whirl, bumper cars, and other amusement rides. #Monsterdon #TheManWithTheXRayEyes
no wonder he lost his license.
here comes th' doc
here comes th' doc
here comes th' doc
here comes th' doc
If I tell you I have to push you out a window.
When do we get The Man with the X-Ray Eyes Meets The Invisible Man ~Chara #Monsterdon
No scratches, but broken bones
#monsterdon
Uh oh, mister, your skeleton is leaking!
No steadicam. What is this, the sixties? #Monsterdon
open his eyes to see this
#monsterdon okay forget the eyestuff this krusty sounding Punch and Judy pair need a content warning.
And GJ from the great Mentello exposing someones PII like that. Right there in front of a crowd.
we're at 'he's realized how dumb he was for not realizing he'd see through his own eyelids'
I wonder what Dr. Diane is doing now #monsterdon
Very thoughtful of the doctor to wear dark glasses so his appearance doesn't upset people.
Of course he can see through them. Pay attention, kids
Yeah, that guy is ick
Boy those were pretty strange girls all right
@lytta Right after saying "I don't think. I eat," of course she immediately thinks up a suggestion, lol.
The glasses aren't so he can't see out, it's so people can't look at his eyes #monsterdon
@mmezabet or is he using his powers to see dicks?
...Ick. :/ #Monsterdon
Easy there, Heritage Foundation Strawhat. Dial it down
"this is all he could be"
didn't help that he murdered a guy.
When they used to try to sell us X-Ray glasses in the backs of comic books, they never disclosed the side effects of accidentally shoving your buddy out of a window.
"No secrets, what is there to fight about?" Bitch, really?
Wisdom ignored. #Monsterdon
"No secrets, there's nothing left to fight about!"
Hoo boy >_>;; #Monsterdon