He sees what I wish I saw if I could something better than a bougie THC drink from the corner store.

#Monsterdon
#XTheManWithTheXRayEyes

Nicotine is bad for you but lighting a smoke off a bunsen burner is pretty cool

#monsterdon #PSA

Lighting your cigarette with a bunsen burner, as you do.

#Monsterdon #XTheManWithTheXRayEyes

Welp, you made a monkey see the dark unknowable secrets of the universe, good job.

#monsterdon #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes

That lab monkey’s seen some things. #Monsterdon

He went to school to learn opthalmology, but also took courses in condescension #monsterdon

Smoking in the lab. Classic.

#Monsterdon

omg they're smoking after science

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"What did he see?"

He saw he was in a Roger Corman movie and died of embarrassment. #Monsterdon

Coffee!!

#Monsterdon

Uh oh... poor lil monkey saw your tattered undies... #monsterdon

We have smokiing! Using a Bunsen burner!

#Monsterdon #ManWithXRayEyes

there are three lights #monsterdon

Dude. Quit yelling. What the fuck, man.
#Monsterdon #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes

he flipped a switch! he must have seen through it! there's no other possible explanation!

#monsterdon

Monkeys flipping switches in order definitely proves that they can see through walls and not just simply flipping switches as taught. Gotcha.

#Monsterdon

smoking in the lab why not

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WHAT DID HE SEE????

#monsterdon

"But he DOES see it!" --Baby Jane

#monsterdon

"My god, you've trained a monkey to flip all three switches! You madman!" #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "We'll prepare that one in #2"

Well I'm no biologist but if you're developing something for your eyes you probably want to avoid that sort of contamination

Lighting cigarettes with a bunsen burner lol

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon A dialog with one woman and I know who is going to build the next Mechahitler in this movie

does this movie understand how xrays work?

#monsterdon #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes

maybe he can't see it and he's just psychic

#Monsterdon

... and the monkey bites the shit out of both docs for trying to put drops in their eyes. Or, disappointingly, not.

#Monsterdon #ManWithXRayEyes

"What did he see?"

The script. The monkey saw the script. That's why he passed out.

#monsterdon

OK, I need to move to the computer. The new phone's autocarrot hates me.
#Monsterdon

Poor monkey! I wonder if this movie has been approved by the animal rights thinghy at the time.
#monsterdon

very patriotic doctor, but

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the 'oh no' of 'i read the doesthedogdie summary'

#monsterdon

I hope the ASPCA was overseeing the treatment of animals on this film.

#Monsterdon

@blue #monsterdon

Hay k tener "X Ray Vision" para verlos en ingles.

Monkey's like, "I have a poop ball with your name on it, Doctor"

#Monsterdon #XTheManWithTheXRayEyes

IIRC, comparing yourself to divinity was against the Hays Code, so I’m surprised that line made it in.

I believe it’s one of the reasons the titular doctor does a divinity comparison in Frankenstein (1931), but doesn’t in the “Bride of” sequel–the code was put in place in the intervening years. #monsterdon

Oh the monk knows what's going on. #monsterdon

Blue liquid? Check.

Red liquid? Check.

Bubbling sounds? Check.

This is science.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I guess they can't tell us "no animals were annoyed during the making of this motion picture.

@aburka I'm still open to the possibility it's the other way around

#Monsterdon

If Ray Milland is going to harm that precious little monkey he deserves what's coming to him

#Monsterdon

Relax, the monkey knows the risks. (What a jerk!) #Monsterdon

orange dye nr. 2 RIGHT in the eyeball. you FUCKER

#monsterdon #XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

Call the ASPCA!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon and #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes

We've installed the lab bubblers, doctor..

Men in these movies are always accusing women of having a temper for saying things like, "Stop treating me like a child"

They should just skip to hitting the man and put that accusation to actual use. #Monsterdon

The monkey is played by Don Rickles. #monsterdon

Classic SF chemistry set

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On the bright side, my instance is updating the #monsterdon feed just fine tonight

"He won't bite you, he's severely depressed! It's some of my best work!"

#monsterdon #XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

common side effect of x-ray vision is acting like a dick to women #monsterdon

Megalostructures!!

#Monsterdon

Now *this* is a lab - colored liquids in various glassware!

#Monsterdon #ManWithXRayEyes

Does every hospital have an experimental animal lab?

#Monsterdon #XTheManWithTheXRayEyes

"he won't bite you"
monkey: i won't???

#monsterdon #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes

I feel some mansplaining coming on.
#Monsterdon

@OldRustBucket "Honor House Products".... lel the mark of quality. #monsterdon

Go ahead, lady Doctor, murder Dr X for mansplaining. #Monsterdon

Seriously, that closeup of the disembodied eye has been in frame long enough. 🤮

#Monsterdon #XTheManWithXRayEyes

@SarraceniaWilds I'll be extra horrified on your behalf! #Monsterdon

Voodoo mo key!
#Monsterdon

Dude, you realize just how much *noise* is in the EM spectrum? Do you *really* want to be in the Rave of Perpetual Discordance, Population You?

#Monsterdon
#XTheManWithTheXRayEyes

Does that count as “big hair”? #Monsterdon

I wonder if Dr Xavier has some parenthood with that other Xavier that run a school for the "gifted"
#monsterdon

@holly Ah, but think of it this way. Now you'll go into your eye examination definitely well educated with all these facts they're giving us. 😁

#Monsterdon

I think she's supposed to put the gloves on her eyes

#monsterdon
#XTheManWithTheXRayEyes

Fight the mansplaining! Right on! #Monsterdon

"Okay fine I'll talk to you like a child in 4th grade."

#monsterdon #XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

$27,000! What a wild spender!

#Monsterdon #ManWithXRayEyes

Closing in on the Gods...Techbros! Sheesh! :blobrollingeyes: #Monsterdon

Meson wind sounds like something that happens to my lactose intolerant friend on pizza night.
#Monsterdon #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes

He’s mansplaining vision. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon So ladies, what the man is doing there is a thing called mansplain-

"Dr. Egg Xavier" #Monsterdon

@diazona

#Monsterdon

Dizziness, or if you're around my age, some psychodelic affect.

This is like the third week in a row that the woman scientist is ignored and Bad Things Happen

#Monsterdon

this is a great movie to watch the day before i have an eye exam tbh

#monsterdon

I think they use this guy’s monologs in dubstep songs.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon and #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes

Do you understand it? Well, fuck you..

Turned out to be more complicated than I expected, because it did not want to play in my #Brave browser. Switched over to MS Edge #monsterdon

Oh I forgot to make a bingo card! Gotta get on that so I can check off "sexism"

#Monsterdon

scriptwriter was being paid by the word

#Monsterdon

Oh so when he goes bald he becomes a mutant and starts the X-men, now it makes sense.

#monsterdon #XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

I'm learning so much, from this man-splaining. #monsterdon

"But do you understand it, I mean you're all girly and stuff"

#monsterdon

@paco Where every mad scientist learned One Weird Fact and made it his whole personality.

#monsterdon #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes

That isn't a real doctor's office. There's no medical skeleton on display.

#Monsterdon #ManWithXRayEyes

“My dear doctor, I’m closing in on the gods.”

OMG! The cojones on this one!

#Monsterdon

I am always interested in the artworks displayed in these films.
#Monsterdon

I miss the angstrom as a unit. But according to a certain expert automotive engineer on another #X, only visible-wavelength cameras are necessary for piloting cars around with artificial intelligence! #Monsterdon ~Chara

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I need to warn everyone of the horror coming up!
Eye gore? Huh No. I'm talking about Ray Milland trying to do The Twist.

That was quite the movie start. #Monsterdon #TheManWithXRayEyes

I thought we learned in Clash of the Titans to not mock the gods #Monsterdon

Welcome to the 1960s. Where every mad scientist must first teach us all of science.
#monsterdon

Not seeing 90% of the universe you say? X dude, meet astronomers

#Monsterdon

Others have a good idea there. I'll try to do a single thread for this movie.

#Monsterdon

Gah! His books are numbered but out of order! Clearly the optomitrist is the villain of the piece. #Monsterdon

I'm learning so much about Ray Millands eyes....

"You're planning to experiment on yourself, aren't you?" in the manner of "are you back on the drugs, buddy?"

#Monsterdon

Wow, that's a pretty red room, doc
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#Monsterdon and #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes

Eyeball wavelength specs!!

that bookshelf could use more variety

#monsterdon