No...no that''s too easy a riff....

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"A Farewell to Arms"

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Epic Rap Battle
Wolfen v Predator
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[Hand goes flying] wolf with katana???

#Monsterdon #Wolfen1981

#monsterdon Is this monster-vision an early digital effect? Or is it something they could do in the darkroom?

Wolfen? Is that you? #Monsterdon

Oh first one to die in a horror movie is a black guy, that's refreshing and original.

#Monsterdon #Wolfen1981

Give that guy a hand, looks like he needs one! #monsterdon

#monsterdon lol chopped his hand clean off!! Promoting an annoyed "aw!"

Handy! #monsterdon #Wolfen

NOT REAL HANDY WITH THAT GUN, ARE YA?

#monsterdon #Wolfen1981

this monster has a lust for BLOOD and a hatred of INSTALLATION ART

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I guess if you get rid of the driver now, he didn't have any lines, so you don't have to pay scale?! 😩

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Folks, if you ever need to make a goth music video, just go to the woods and use this camera effect.

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To be honest, I really like those wind chimes.

#Monsterdon #Wolfen

@paco oh you are right of course

#Monsterdon #Wolfen1981

I had no ideal battery park was filled with wind chimes TBH
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Doggie CC: Screw this man's best friend schtick. #Monsterdon

does wolf-vision only look awful because i'm watching in low streaming definition or is it like that for everyone?

#monsterdon

Oh no. You wouldn't.

I guess I mean ... shouldn't. #Monsterdon

I need Grampa from The Princess Bride to reassure me that the dog doesn't get eaten at this time

#Monsterdon #Wolfen

This guy is going to live a long and successful life. #monsterdon

....horner is that you on the music

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Yay the doggo was smarter the the humans and escaped

#Monsterdon #Wulfen1981

Come on! Not the driver! He’s the best character so far!

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I do remember the wolf-o-vision. They lean on that effect a little heavy as I recall... #monsterdon

The cinematography for this is so far doing *all* the heavy lifting.

We're getting constantly varying shot compositions with creative thoughtful framing. *Someone cared*.

#Monsterdon #Wolfen #Wolfen1981

If you are affected by lycanthropy, you get a lower color depth and lower resolution vision. It's a really awful affliction.

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Anybody else remember the "solarize" filter on IMPROCES?

#Monsterdon

Woflen to dog: My god! What have they done to you!

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Wolfcam??
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Traitor dog.

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#monsterdon Having wind-chimes is bad enough but don't stand there and play with them in the middle of the night!

Someone really liked playing with the color contrast.
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oh shit the Reliant?!

#monsterdon #Wolfen1981

I like how the majority of us Monsterdoners are now mildly scared of Whitley Strieber

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"Fuck this shit," said the dog, "I'm out."

#monsterdon #Wolfen1981

Werewolf Cam? Oh you SPOIL me movie. #Monsterdon

Oh. Is this wolfavision?

#Monsterdon

you leave that doggo alone.

#monsterdon #Wolfen1981

[Director] I found the posterize button!

[Director of photography] :facepalm:

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see WOLFEN, in miraculous WOLF-O-VISION

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My mom's got a Christmas decoration that'll do that. #Monsterdon

Full moon! you know what that means, right? MORE WOLFVISION #monsterdon

Was that supposed to be the Starbucks logo #Monsterdon

Stupid attempt at a jump scare. That bodes ill. #monsterdon #Wolfen

@CactuarJoe

Communion Wolves with Hunger

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Stay out of the park at night due to all the Wolfen #Monsterdon

i'm pretty sure communion was the last #monsterdon I attended lmao

pronouncing "Chris" to rhyme with "Prius" because h*ck the prescriptivists

#Monsterdon #Wolfen

Is Chris the rich asshole who growls like a wolf?

'cause the dog's gotta be called Dutchess.

#Monsterdon #Wolfen #Wolfen1981

The borzoi ate Chris
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"Chris? Chris, it's time for me to get eaten!" #Monsterdon

BGDF potential?

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Getting high on coke to look at historical windmills as one does
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Is this back in the era when everyone said not to go out at night in New York City?

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The mystery of the film: who cares enough to keep those pennants fresh. #Monsterdon

I'm here for Wolfen, but probably not for long
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@neia I would like to be a were-borzoi.

#Monsterdon #Wolfen1981

Ooh, plaques at night. 🗽

#Monsterdon #Wulfen1981

Wait, is Wolfen the good guy? #Monsterdon

And the neighbors go SHADDAP!!!!

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Is that dog a werewolf #Monsterdon

Whitley is and was a strangeness attractor. #Monsterdon

Is that doggo a borzoi? What a pupper!

#Monsterdon #Wolfen

Can I put a windchime in my office? That would actually be kinda cool.

#Monsterdon

in the 80s people knew how to entertain themselves: cocaine and fucking with random shit

#monsterdon #Wolfen1981

"based on the novel but whitley streiber": i hope this is based on communion too.

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I'm sorry. Did you say... Whitley Strieber? Whitley "Communion" Strieber? Oh dear. Oh no. #Monsterdon

wait this is ALSO based on a novel by whitley strieber?

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*steals the wind chimes for aluminum*

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I bet the neighbors *love* those...

#Monsterdon #Wolfen1981

Imagine being next to that park/house.

I had wind chimes on my street for not even 24 hours before I got complaints from neighbours.

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Based on the novel by the guy who wrote Communion. Wooo boy. #monsterdon #Wolfen

Yes, THAT Alan King.

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If they mention glass beads and trinkets in an exposition dump, I'm going to be disappointed.

#Monsterdon #Wolfen #Wolfen1981

Pointy Dog!

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Those crane shots of the people running on the Brooklyn Bridge are actually pretty good!

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🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ WOLFISH TRIVIA 🐺🩸

SCORE!
Future Academy Award winning composer James Horner got the job for Wolfen with only 12 days to write and record his score.

#Monsterdon #Wolfen1981

oh right steadicam was _new_

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Why is the guy from Stand and Deliver throwing bottles at people? #monsterdon

You can’t spell eighties cinema without C-O-C-A-I-N-E #Monsterdon

EAT. THE. RICH. LITERALLY IN THIS CASE.

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I wouldn’t leave my cocaine jar where a dog could easily knock it over.

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This is the one that's NOT by Whitley Strieber, right? Because it's got big Whitley Strieber vibes.

#Monsterdon #Wolfen1981

Wolfhounds are a pretty dog
Coke in a limo, very 70-80's
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James Horner, I'm so sorry they hoodwinked you into this film.

Imagine being told to score the blonde-doing-cocaine scene with gentle pizzicato.

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Oh good, at least Dick O'Neill is in it.🙄

#Monsterdon #Wolfen1981

music by James Horner. i'm so sorry, which ever one of you that was, flashing past my timeline.

#monsterdon #Wolfen1981

trans corman would've done a better job of casting this movie

#monsterdon #Wolfen1981

toot toot

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Doggy!!!

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#Wolfen1981

Yep. It's the 80's #monsterdon #Wolfen

Dude, this place is great. It only costs $3000 a month! The landlord said we can't have pets though. NYC is so expensive.

#monsterdon

uh oh, doggy in horror movie 😬

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@socketwench I regret to inform you that it is, in fact, scored by your nemesis, John Horner.

Apparently they swapped composers at the last minute and he had 12 days to write AND record. Now where have I heard that before :blobfoxthonking:

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Apparently I looked away at the wrong moment and missed the Twin Towers #Monsterdon

Richy Rich gonna die at 6am.

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Executive Surveillance Systems. From the people who brought you the Executive Desktop Newton's Cradle. #Monsterdon

Starting out with some demolition and some wolf vision #monsterdon