Duck cup face!

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ZOMBIE WEREWOLF

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The director hired unknowns for many roles, especially tapping theater actors. So we see in their first films:
🐺Edward James Olmos (in the theater?)
🐺Diane Venora
🐺Gregory Hines (he actually did have a small role in History of the World Part 1 which was released first by a little)

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a bunch of cops better get eaten in this

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That's not even the sewers, that's just the toilets on the ground floor of any NYC structure. #Monsterdon

Wolf attacks: 30 seconds of screen time

Random guys introducing each other: 3 minutes

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#monsterdon Gregory Hines always looked 50 years old

'sup hines

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Oh great, Rent-A-Cops. RICH rent-a-cops :/ :/ #Monsterdon

"Homicide, Kidnapping, Results. And wolves, but that's just a hobby. Not yet come up in a crime in New York Sit-tay."

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yay gregory hines :blobheartcat:

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Why are NYC mayors in the movies are such jerks? #Monsterdon

Poor people do dirty drugs.
Rich people have party favours.
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who would win in a scowl-off between Albert Finney and Brian Cox?

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The mayor used the same material for his hat as his suit. I think it's the mayor.. maybe an inspector?

"There was some cocaine. ...Yeah, of course I pocketed it."

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That guy is Hungry Like the Wolf

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJL-lCzEXgI

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It was just a boating accident!

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Oh no a bombing/demolition joke. #Monsterdon

"God knows what's next" Yeah, it's a Whitely Strieber film, it's gonna be like that. #Monsterdon

Better close the beaches!

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"God knows what's next" Eat more rich people. #monsterdon #Wolfen

Okay, well, I was just here buying my papers. See you suckers later. #Monsterdon

I often try to remember if I'm a detective, too. #monsterdon

I knew I'd seen this effect somewhere before.

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Well, that's a good night's work for werewolves. #Monsterdon

Oh no you killed rich people now the police will get involved. #Monsterdon

Are seagulls nocturnal?? #Monsterdon

Sniff around
LOL
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I don't suppose the corgi was actually the werewolf?

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SNIFF OUT ANYTHING

GET IT

SNIFF

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Pope Chris Van Der Veer, the richest Pope in history. #Monsterdon

"We've got our number one cannibal mutilation serial killer sexual assault guy on the case.

Flew him in by helicopter.

No, he has no academic qualifications in lupinology, why would you even ask?!"

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Vanderville, not Vanderbilt due to very good legal reasons
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Hah! They ate the rich. I'm already team wolf. #monsterdon #Wolfen

#monsterdon Do you WANT Batmans? That's how you get Batmans...

Nick Fury for this team. #Monsterdon

that's a jessica fletcher setup shot

where's jessica? she'll get this sorted in less than an hour

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Pretty sure New York is never this quiet

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Actually, there aren’t any characters yet. So far, there are just broad strokes of characterization. Like they're trying to do a pastiche of characterization, but not quite go all-in on committing to whole characters.

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So this guy has helicopters at the ready? Or did he call an uber?

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big shot Wolfen splashing around its non-essential helicopter scene money

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Why not take the subway to the crime scene and save on the police budget?

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I guess when your THE werewolf investigator, they have high expectations. #monsterdon

Staten Island!?

Did you drove or did you flew?

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Well he said fly.

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Wolfen (1981) #Watching #Monsterdon https://letterboxd.com/imdb/tt0083336

@overholt that hit me like a ton of bricks, thank you for the flashback to 1981 network tv

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Late for mass? Like they'll stop serving it overnight? #Monsterdon

A pay phone! I miss pay phones.
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I'm late for mass... that excuse aint gonna fly.

Guy on phone, HOW CAN YOU RESIST THAT CORGI FACE?

I just spotted the next guy who needs to get eaten. But he's having too many lines for that to be probable, so far.

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Head banded Albert Finney running up a hill was giving me Christopher Walken vibes.

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a beeper. and then he has to call them back via pay phone. pardon me, i think there's a tall man in a black robe with a scythe knocking on my door.

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Yeah, right. Albert Finney running. #Monsterdon

Corgi!!!

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Joe Don Baker's pager goes off #Monsterdon #Wolfen1981

Friends and neighbors, witness: a stereotypical 80s protagonist.

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@eigen

Lone Wolf! Sans cub

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Ein Cameo!

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Wolfen call home...

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Tonight's feature was the first movie to use a thermographic visual photographic look to represent the point-of-view of a character: the wolfen. You saw it later in Predator.

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oooor we're just switching to an entirely new cast. i forgot doing drugs makes you worthy of death

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Why did I think Christopher Walken was in this?

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"So that's what Albert Finney looks like with hair!" - my partner #monsterdon

Oh. Ew. It was still moving... #Monsterdon

Oh, no, we switched over to Mitchell, already in progress. #Monsterdon

Hang on, aren't you famous? #Monsterdon

Okay, I'll give the movie credit for the hand thing at the end of that sequence.

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Do Wolfen eat their kills, or is it some mystical energy thing?

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IT WAS ALL A DREAM #Monsterdon

Okay, okay, I guess it wasn't a racist monster, they just decided to be dicks & kill the Black guy first. Sigh. #Monsterdon

oh nice finger releasing the trigger effect

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If WOLFEN eats that woman, does it get high?

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That was quite the blood splatter #Monsterdon

So far the special effects are mwah! Chef’s kiss

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@floatybirb it looks like posterization, edge sharpening, and masked hue rotation #monsterdon

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#Monsterdon 🐺 #Wolfen I don't care if humans die (sorry Mr. non-Caucasian limo driver) but leave the animals alone

i assume this white guy survives and becomes the werewolf ,protagonist,

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Look, I know what colors dogs usually see because I watch Bluey. This is inaccurate Wolf Vision #Monsterdon

Was this a dry run for The Predator? #monsterdon

oh they tried so hard with the pearls and blood drops shot, it _almost_ worked

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@klu9 that's immediately what I thought, too!

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#monsterdon oh no Bruce Wayne's parents!! Is this how he became, the Wolfman??

Horner didn't swtich it up much did he? I'm expecting Khan to come out of the nebula any second. #monsterdon #Wolfen

ah I may have spoken too soon

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The monster is a WindWolf #Monsterdon

This wolfvision is quite beautiful. #Monsterdon

Just eat them already!

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ah yes, this one you can eat. go ahead.

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hahahaha flying severed hand!
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Is this day-for-werewolf-vision-for-night?

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Nine minutes in and nobody has been eaten by a wolf yet

Slacker

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this wolf-o-vision is technically a night filter cuz you can tell it's actually day when it's being used.

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Oh not good. You've seen it. Now you're. Oh. I'm so sorry, dude. You were the best part of this film so far. #Monsterdon

This playground is full of "the that thing" things

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You dare to have sex on MY windmill?

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Ha ha ha :D

AND THE HAND'S AT THE TWENTY, THE THIRTY... #Monsterdon