Is this the cop hot dog cart from "Highlander"?

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"She's Weather Underground" She's the weather radar on my phone? #Monsterdon

this film runs a serious risk of boring us with lack of horrific killing

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"look he's cuckoo bananas and had a drinking problem but you'll like him" #monsterdon

“We should pick up the psych professor who teaches about CEO kidnappings. She seems sus.”

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I love how Big Brother has always been a thing in movies, showing advance tech that never existed in the real world.

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He really is just going to be eating in every scene of this movie isn't he? #monsterdon #Wolfen

@rebeld

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@lytta@hachyderm.io Accurate depiction of cops?

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@diazona Right? It’s quite smooth. #Monsterdon

"I want her"
control yourself, steve.

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I like her.

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These are computers!

You can tell by the fonts!

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jfc is this FaceBook? Why are those intimate details in her dossier? #Monsterdon

Love a computer that makes sound when it prints text.

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ah, the 1980s COMPUTER FONT. love to see it.

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So *this* is how you kept track of info before they invented Red String™️! Big sheets of paper with lots of handwriting all over the wall

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⁉️ WOLFISH TRIVIA 🐺🩸

CAMEO
👀Look for Tom Waits as a Drunken Bar Owner (uncredited).

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(complementary)

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"The family has interests on every continent."

…
Are the heavily invested in Emperor Penguin omelettes or something?

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Have you checked the voodoo angle?
Uh.. NO..

Man, back when computer rooms were REAL computer rooms. #monsterdon

Meanwhile at NASA

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Chalkboard says “All Psychos,” as one would expect.

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Such intense scrutiny. Such commanding presence. This guy is on the cusp of a divorce. #Monsterdon

Comforting to know the 1% hasn’t changed.

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Why is there a fucking world map in the police war room?

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It wasn't international terrorism, our werewolf just has expensive tastes.

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UGUGHGHHGHHHHH that corrugated concrete Brutalist wall

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@RobynGoodfellow he got cut deep too ar ar ar ar ar ar ar

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This director is horny for people talking with their mouths full of food.
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Ex-Papa Doc secret police. There's a deep cut. #monsterdon #Wolfen

All these panning shots add a ton of production value to the film, but it makes it far harder to read how idiotic the speculation on the blackboard is.

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Chalkboards!
THE PSYCHOS!!

"What? Who can kill w/o a weapon?"

Well. A limited liability corporation, for starters. #Monsterdon

RACISM

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The murder weapon wasn't metal... but plastics!

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What was that cop at the door exchange? It’s weird and it bothers me.

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@bstacey Ask and ye shall receive.

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“All that separates you from a guard dog is a brain.”

That cop is like the precursor to Andy Samberg’s character on Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

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Chewing and headbands are doing alot of the heavy acting lifting.

I love the coroner. I'd watch two seasons of him instructing idiot detectives as they try to solve crimes.

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Now I want to rewatch "White Nights" with Gregory Hines and Mikhail Baryshnikov.

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The morgue? What is it? #Monsterdon

He's not cutting his hair 'cuz he's not selling out to the maaaaan, man. He's a rebel. He's a free thinker. He lets his hair grow long! #Monsterdon

I can't tell if that's a smudge on the blackboard or a greengrocer's apostrophe in psychos.

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ALL PSYCHO'S #Monsterdon

on the chalkboard - "All Psychos" #monsterdon

"Identification?"
"My face!"
"Sorry, I didn't recognize you without your grocery bag."

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"How's it goin'?"
oh just watching a crap movie how about you

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#monsterdon the "Morgue sandwich" or whatever-it's-called trope is strong in this movie #wolfen

@RobynGoodfellow it's like Scully in Bad Blood. you gotta show how tough and inured they are to the gore by having them eat snacks

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@xoagray Looks like hammering rat coffins. #monsterdon

@xerozohar HA! I ·thought· I recognized his voice!

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What about the ice knife trick?

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This guy is the hero from a Dan Brown novel who got lost. #Monsterdon

okay, actually i'm appreciating the coroner scenes. low key gruesome, but like, clinical? yes.

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"But what's really interesting is what we haven't got."
"A good movie?"

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Welcome to the Bronx. We're so full of murders we have to build coffins in-situ.

Such a wee baby Gregory Hines #Monsterdon

Does Dewey just eat snack foods for the whole movie? I hope he does.

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I see dead people

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I'm just here for Edward James Olmos tbh

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Way too much ominous music, and camera time in general, for this morgue to not be plot significant.

Countdown to one of those corpses wolfing out in 3... 2....

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I like how the detective is just walking around with his groceries. Very professional too

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So, when they fire a movie or T.V. medical examiner, do they say 'Give me your apron and your sandwich!'.

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I don't ever think I've seen a movie mourge this busy. Not even in Men in Black.

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occasionally he looks like the paper chase guy and that's the wrong vibe for reals

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Mildly curious what the guy hammering together wooden boxes was doing.

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@jonny@neuromatch.social @lytta@hachyderm.io He might be a bastard, but he's got style!

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Are we going to get a coroner eating a sandwich or what?

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Blaxploitation: the morgue

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What artfully messy hair that lead has. #Monsterdon

Carl Winslow got promoted to coroner

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Lecturing corpses on where they went wrong in life.
A bit pointless?
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That dude lacks professional ethics. He's not supposed to slap them until after they've been processed. #Monsterdon

Morgue Moralizing!

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“You pick it up” “I’m not picking it up” #Monsterdon

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Ads.
See you all in a couple minutes..
*sigh*

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Hey watch the head. *falls off*

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i know i said i want cops to die but i do hope the cool black guy with the earring survives #monsterdon

"Give me a nice death in bed, preferably with a partner" Finney improvising his own lines #Monsterdon #Wolfen1981

Wow heads that keep living for another minute. Creepy.

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@cherizilla God knows I don’t.

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Did he just give the coroner a sip of his coffee? Then take the cup back and continue drinking?
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That coffee on face scene reminds me of all the parody coffees in the latest Naked Gun movie.

The executive security guy should be pretty embarrassed at this point #Monsterdon

MEDIUM DEPRESSED but dragging my ass in late for Wolfen (1981) #Monsterdon 🧵

This guy is a master of unconventional cup holding. #Monsterdon

I think this founts as "forensics" #monsterbonbingo

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@klu9 this man must be stopped

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oh good. "voodoo". Classic scapegoat. *eyeroll*

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I know I've seen this guy in something

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Can this man close his mouth when eating?
He's like a cow chewing cud.
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Sadly, I don't think there will be any tap dancing in this movie, which is a waste of a Gregory Hines.

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"pentagram and a goat. voodoo" oh lmao this guy is supposed to be an idiot

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Faster than pentagram adorned wizard/bodyguard can react? Wow. #Monsterdon

"Voodoo"? well shit. #monsterdon

Screencap request: "You gotta get into chemicals"

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