Have we ever had a #Monsterdon movie that was more peak New-York-is-a-shithole?

Wolf can change into a small bird and fly away. Handy.
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please let it be a she-wolf…just for once…that’s all i’m sayin
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#monsterdon Cop flirting in the 1980's. Remember if she asks for ice for the bottom shelf whiskey in a coffee cup the only ice you have is in your heart

Today on "let's have fun with the steady-cam"

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ART!

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@bstacey

I misread that as "noises" which is also true.

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@stripey Nope. Strictly New York landmarks and a derelict slum neighbourhood being demolished.

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SURPRISE HEAD

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Oh is it because that machine says CAT & WereWolfen are literalists? #Monsterdon

These dogs need to LEAVE THE BRONX #Monsterdon

Why are we trying to link this to chime sounds from the opening scenes?

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👂Listen for the Howie Scream sound effect when Whittington is killed. Dewey Wilson looks to the ceiling and screams.

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WereWolf has a demoltion kink. #Monsterdon

Back when a real man could be a police officer, smoke a cigar at his desk, and keep a bottle of whisky handy. Ah, the good ole days.

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I hate ALbert Finney's haircut so much I can't concentrate.

"I like to kill."

And Honest cop? O.O

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WOOWWWWWW the move has just been on all the noses

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Is this,,, a romance? #Monsterdon

@Linzington what the actual fuck tho'

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I liked Albert when he was more scruffy. #Monsterdon

Hey. Hey!
I'm not doing #Monsterdon because I am camping serenely in the forest.
I'm given to understand this weekend is about werewolves.
Should I be worried here in the woods of Vermont?

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and a LOT more onions on the dogs!

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Just a teeny bit of gore.

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@OldRustBucket what, is this late "urban renewal" period?

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Washes down booze with a sausage perhaps?
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"Got any ice?"

"Only in my heart."

killer lines. #monsterdon

She's making herself welcome to his whisky. That's how you know she's bold. Bold like a man, baby. #Monsterdon

barf. BARF.

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@ramsey precisely. #Monsterdon

Dewey has all the good lines. I bet that was part of Finney’s contract.

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There have been way more wolf sound effects than actual wolves in this movie

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Pork chopsh and appleshauce

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cigar-chompin', booze-swillin' cop

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Oh no. Sans headband I barely recognized the guy

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Who's this werewolf working for, the DEA? D.A.R.E.? #Monsterdon

We know you found the posterise effect, now leave it alone or you'll go blind!
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Is the werewolf going to be high now? #Monsterdon #Wolfen1981

@cherizilla oh actually here is an angle I hadn't considered but this is technically legitimate: https://mastodon.social/@cd0/116910074100868951

"micron of heat" is extremely strange phrasing though

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That guy went from alive to bloody shirt in like .5 seconds.

#doubt

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So is the wolf going to get high now?

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@nev They have two types of cones instead of three like humans, so they see fewer distinct colors, AFAIK.

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Oh that lovely sound of hitting a high tension wire with something metal.

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When did this switch to Post Apocalypse New York/Modern Day Detroit?

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all props to the location scount, I don't know where they found a block of ruined buildings this big but

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Wolfenvision vs. blurred vision. Who visioned it better? #monsterdon

@paco strong bad email typography basically #monsterdon

Do you think Whitley Strieber has any Black friends (rhetorical) #Monsterdon

Lunch is about to deliver it's self.

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whoa, spooky bricks

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Werewolf about to be like "Oh man, I think there was something in that homeless guy. It's starting to kick in now @_@" #Monsterdon

Wolfenvision! #monsterdon

what da dog doin'

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Okay, the almost tilt shift was kind of a cool camera effect, but not quite for this scene.

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this better not be more 'drug addiction as a sign of someone who deserves to die'

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Wolfy forgot their metro pass

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@cherizilla 😂

can confirm it is nonsense - "micron" is a colloquial word for micrometer, a unit of distance

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"If these things were in congress or the white house, the whole country would grind to a halt." A horror film from 1981. They couldn't have had a clue what the world was going to be like all these years later.

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Hold up, dogs can't see colour can they

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"Where does that leave us?"

Back in Wolf-O-Vision, apparently #Monsterdon

That guy is sticking his neck out to own the libs. #Monsterdon

It’s as if movies forgot what science was from the mid 70s thru the late 80s. I blame EST.

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I'm just saying, this is extremely on-the-nose for copaganda.

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More Wolfenvision #monsterdon

Van Der Veer, that's Dutch for "of the Veer" #Monsterdon

Can detect heat and startlingness

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We turn this dial then she looks and sounds exactly like Zuul!
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"the whole room's a lie detector" so it's a normal ass room

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@Taweret news flash: all pornos are secretly werewolf movies

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What is a micron of heat? Is that nonsense? What do I know. It sounds like nonsense tho.

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“She’s hiding something?”

I didn’t need any of that fancy equipment to tell that.

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"She's hiding something."

Active disgust at this movie? #Monsterdon

"She's hiding something"

Thank you, Counselor Troi. #Monsterdon

too much acting going on here

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btw IRL the FBI would have had that woman surveilled and her phone tapped already

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Are you or anyone you know a werewolf? #monsterdon

Proto-Voight-Kampff test. #Monsterdon

Interviewee: "Are you using a lie detector?"
Interviewer: "You know that would be illegal."
Control center: "The whole room is a lie detector."

And yet the protagonist is a cop?

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Blah, blah, micro frequency, blah, blah, sticking words together.

Science!

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I know I shouldn't care, but… heat isn't measured in microns.

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ARE YOU THE KEYMASTER

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The cops have it too 🙄 #Monsterdon #Wulfen1981

RE: https://mypocketpals.online/notes/aom3gg8eee

I mean NYPD is fascist force, that's just true
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"what you watchin'?" I'm wondering that myself, Wolfen #monsterdon

@sean

"... and pickled onions... by the pair."

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That TV is a werewolf?

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Wow they're using robot voice filter on her to vilify her. #Monsterdon

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Okay, we have a hot dog stand.
Still waiting for the pretzel stand. Or peanuts.

Hey don't look at me, I'm just an hot dog vendor. #Monsterdon

she's gonna start talking about the previous gatekeeper's adventures any second

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Patty Hearst expy?

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Was that even 3 minutes between food?
Has this character got worms?
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That's more dinner conversation, why are they wasting it at lunch?

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damn the fifth estate was brutal in its early years

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Women cops always have to be crude and bold.

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did he just send that woman to honeypot another woman

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charming.

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...charming

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Typical true crime podcast enthusiast. #Monsterdon