Bad news guys, Fergie got Wolfen'd #monsterdon

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Oh Christ I think the love scene is starting..

Scruffy the Janitor.

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@combatwombat

Wonder if it was Fergie's bike

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#monsterdon Goddamn Canis Lupus hair? I thought it was never Canis Lupus 🥁
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"Fergie last time I spoke to him" oh such a lead in. #Monsterdon

Unrelated take of biker falling over 👍 #monsterdon

Awoo. WereWolves matching our MO #Monsterdon

#monsterdon NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT ALBERT FINNEY HAVING SEX WITH EXTRA MOUTH SOUNDS AHHHHHH

Got to get my wolfenlovin' on #monsterdon

Werewolf got to the apartment and went "Welp. Lost my appetite." #Monsterdon

at this point i'm just hanging in for the miru double feature to wash my brain out? maybe?

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🦖 MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ WOLFISH TRIVIA 🐺🩸

SCORE!
Listen for the score during the final street showdown in front of the courthouse. You can hear it again in the 1982 Star Trek 'Wrath of Khan' score. It's the antagonist theme titled 'sneak attack'.

#StarTrek

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or possibly zero plots

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It's hard to tell did she just sleep with a cat?? #Monsterdon #Wolfen1981

Symbolism is when that motor bike rider falls over. #Monsterdon

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People are talking about baby oil now and I HAVE THE FEAR!!

@Louisa *thank you!* I knew he was That Guy in That Other Movie

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I moved my desk (currently outside) because the sun was on my screen and I couldn't see, then my nice tablet I'm watching the movie on fell off onto the concrete balcony floor and crazed the screen 😭 #Monsterdon #Wolfen1981

Inside this movie there are two plots

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Is this a kissing movie?

No. But it's a whatever this is.

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@RobynGoodfellow

That's a #monsterdon for you.

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@Mjack But he didn’t win it for his wang in this picture, alas.

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@CactuarJoe aaaaaaaaugh

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Oh come on, movie. This is almost as bad as the racism.

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Be honest Dewy, you're still thinking about Olmos. #monsterdon #Wolfen

WereWolf cam porn, for the discerning viewer. #Monsterdon

A video filter is a lot cheaper than a monster puppet I guess. #monsterdon

ah. i see he could not. i think i'm fine with the werewolf eating me right now.

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@Louisa

*Vice-Principal*, Mr. Strickland, you SLACKER!

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WHAT DID I TELL YOU MOVIE

WHAT DID I TELL YOU

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this has really just devolved into a collection of semi-related scenes, what the hell

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The wolf just wants to watch.

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Wolfen likes to watch, get him a cuck chair
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#monsterdon you know, a movie can have dead ends and red herrings along the way, but the plot should always be moving SOMEWHERE

Wait, I thought they still hated each other. He's gross.
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oh ick #Monsterdon

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I am behind everyone with the love scene and now I am afraid of the future.

HORNERRRRRRR

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I really need them to not fuck.

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@jonny @JoeWynne okay so big gigantic excessive central racism confirmed on this one. urgh

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now those are some 80's glasses. Nice.

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What is this soundtrack supposed to be conveying?

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38 minutes left which both feels way to long and way to short (feels like both too much and not enough has happened)
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I was hoping we were going for some kind of "the evil and decay of humanity has produced a monster" kind of message, like Eugene Victor Tooms, but instead we just got served up a subreddit's worth of racism.

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Puhleeze! This better not end up in a smoochie scene. My brain says no, the music says maybe.

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what da dog doin'

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You don't need wolf effects if you can just show people go flying across the screen.

...oh they're not gonna fuck are they :/ :/ :/ :/ #Monsterdon

Finally some fucking.

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#monsterdon just realized the scientist(?) gloating about having hair samples from "all the races" was the principal from Back to the Future

@ramsey

It's New York. Nobody locks their doors!

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@xerozohar "what would be in a movie about werewolves." "a marriage, obviously" #monsterdon

Romantic flashback to when he threw her down the stairs

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@ramsey She buzzed him in.

No, I don't know why either.

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@cd0 You never saw Miami Vice?

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@bstacey @nev

It's the fluoride in the water.

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@nev Imagine werepigeons

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She really does roll w/ a lot. I think Whitley Strieber needs a hug. #Monsterdon

Has anything happened yet? I feel like my brain is inventing things just out of desperation. I hear anguished howling... no wait that's a dog needing to be walked somewhere in my building #Monsterdon #Wolfen1981

Still have not seen the werewolf to know if it is sexy or not.

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Sorry, I had to step away for a few minutes because I got bored.

What did I miss?

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@JoeWynne what in the fuck. rubbing my eyes and squinting like a cartoon character trying to confirm if those are in fact the words i just read #monsterdon

Hour fifteen in and the leads still have not the slightest clue what's going on. #monsterdon #Wolfen

"Enter, brandishing" #Monsterdon

@nev damn, even the wolves be gay in New York

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@lalah guy's'll do that or free, ... any age! #monsterdon

Let me in, I'm famous #Monsterdon

Yes use the Wipers, they scare off all manner of horrible creature.

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Dewey not being stalked by a wolf, but definitely being stalked by his own sexuality, peeping at him through the slats in the closet door.

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We’re now approaching Twin Peaks Red Room levels of psychological gymnastics.

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Is Eddie still running around nekkid?

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@randy_s maybe he was two tired? --dad #monsterdon

according to New York's Department of Environmental Conservation, "there is currently no evidence of a breeding wolf population in New York"

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I do my best thinking in the car

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Wolf Guy thought he was Dances With Wolves. #monsterdon

think faster, cop dude. i can only take so much of your looking around and pondering

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@CactuarJoe fuckin' havok ragdoll

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#monsterdon this guy is making mime-cop mouth movements upon hearing the wolf, I fear he may not be long for the movie.

And. he got bike-jacked by a lycan 😞 #wolfen

@crowbriarhexe putt putt putt

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This soundtrack could use Aurora's “Running With the Wolves.”

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@RobynGoodfellow yeah,that'd do it#DieterNpwIsWhenWeDance #monsterdon

well thank the gods that dude got killed before he could re-invent phrenology or whatever

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If I could walk with the animals, talk to the animals, get murdered by the animals? WAIT, SHIT... #monsterdon

Oh I SEE! It’s Whitley Streiber

Communion: I want to fuck aliens
Wolfen: I want to fuck wolves

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I DO NOT WANT TO SEE WOLVES KILLED FROM A HELICOPTER.
I am not Sarah Palin.

Guess that moped doesn't go faster than 45mph. #monsterdon #Wolfen

HA!

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@moira As one does?

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Fergie more like Furry amitrite #Monsterdon #Wolfen1981

Fergie about to learn a valuable Siegfried and Roy lesson.

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Animal expert: Here kitty, kitty.

Oh, fuck.

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after jacking off to his creepy wolf snuff films i guess he decided to go experience it himself

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I’m sorry, I know that warning came too late to help. But yeah, that extra footage was sad & unnecessary #Monsterdon

Just about every spec they gave for wolf vision and hearing is wrong. And I don't remember that in the book. That said I haven't read it since the 90's.

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@apLundell Right? Stephen Graham Jones’ werewolf novel is well detailed on this point! #Monsterdon

Peter Wolf, right. #monsterdon

Please god, let the native american bit just be a racist subplot - and not the actual plot.

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haha very funny fake name buddy

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Cue leifmotif #Monsterdon #Wolfen1981