there whittington goes. also thanks for telling me his name subtitles

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Not a werewolf, just a dude with Bugles on his fingers that he's now eating #Monsterdon #Wolfen1981

DOGGO SIGHTED

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aw, good boy, leave Greg alone.

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WERE-PRINGLES

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"Fucking birds" & then Gregory should have him clarify if he's been attacked by a flock of women #Monsterdon

This scene's either gonna end with Greg dead or with a smash cut to a flashbang. #Monsterdon

@LingLass@hcommons.social plot?

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Any Wolfen down here? You have to identify by law #Monsterdon

Respect for all the nudity. But is it going to play a role in the plot? #Monsterdon

And now, Rutger Hauer breaks his fingers...

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@bstacey @SnoopJ
I definitely just heard some of the Klingon theme while the detectives were running away from the church. 😆

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Is Teen Wolf the prequel for this movie? asking for a friend who is me. #monsterdon

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I see
a bad moon a-rising..

He could do the funniest thing all movie and shoot Dewey #Monsterdon #Wolfen1981

then again, likable fictional characters as cops is like 75% of copaganda as a genre

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I feel like the location scouts & director of photography are punching way above the weight of this script. #Monsterdon

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You guys are now talking about Gregory Hines's ass. This is basically all fetish content for the director.

@randy_s I thought that was dude destroying his own eardrums by cracking open a beer directly in the microphone.

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gonna run into alice cooper coming the other way on those stairs

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When someone in the party isn’t following the plan you just talked about #Monsterdon

I wonder what naked James Olmos is doing #monsterdon

You are clearly upset. Let me get you a drink and take you to bed.

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"See you around"

Was that ... meant to be an action hero quip? #Monsterdon

wait, this movie is an hour and 55 minutes??? we still have like half an hour of this movie. what is happening. or, more importantly, what is going to happen?

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You should really clean your scope once in a while.

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if this were 90's urban fantasy it would be "wolfyn"

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#monsterdon Wait, did Not Joe-Don Baker just haze the guy by firing a shot as he was putting on listening equipment?

Turn around, Whittington!! #Monsterdon #Wolfen1981

I do love some comic relief but now I'm worried Gregory Hines will wind up Wolfen'd #monsterdon

Tonight the role of Sniper Wolf will be played by Gregory Hines and/or MITCHELL

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@paco Gregory's Hiney

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Was literally thinking "don't open that". That parabolic dish just said no.

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Watch out man, these might be Bridge & Tunnel WereWolfen. . #Monsterdon

Gregory's hindquarters.

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how long is this movie. are we only going to see the titular wolfen for like 2 minutes at the end

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“I’m starting to feel a little foolish out here”

You think!!!!!

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The foley artist for this film hates me specifically. #Monsterdon

Gregory hinders #Monsterdon

Another 48 Were-hours

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Gregory Hines weaponizing his ass. #Monsterdon

Eddie's junk, Greg's bum, we got it ALL!

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How ever will they wrap this up in 30 minutes?

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I feel like they deserve realism points for these scenes too.

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he's gonna touch the butt

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sorry sir you're only allowed one (1) Lewton Bus per movie. you'll need to hand in your directing license

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Ha! Okay that was funny :P #Monsterdon

"we're going to give the church a lie detector test"

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Also, is this how Noonan got the Tooms job? "I have experience in films about eating livers."

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@xerozohar Aziz, light lunch #Monsterdon

Hell we still have at least another half hour to go. Burt I. Gordon's looking better all the time. #monsterdon #Wolfen

This apartment room would be like +$3k per month in San Francisco. It's got a view! #monsterdon

AZIZ, LIGHT

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#monsterdon I'd describe the accent Albert Finney is achieving here as "poor attempt at Mainer"

if gregory hines gets eaten, i will... be very upset. the fondness i have for my memories of his PBS tap dancing shall never be sullied.

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I'm gonna be mad if this movie kills Gregory Hines off. #Monsterdon

Gregory Hines jump scaring Gregory Hines is just offensively bad. #Monsterdon

is anyone gonna mention that the wolfen appears capable of flight, if it can voyeuristically peep in the upper floor windows?
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Always split up when hunting killers...

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Hey Wolfen! All ye all ye oxen free! Come on out! #Monsterdon

Back to the werewolf church. where the wolfen live. #monsterdon

“What the fuck have you got?”

That’s normal conversation with your boss.

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#monsterdon listen to this! When we filter his voice, it sounds super creepy. That's proof right there

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Is Albert Finney permanently attached to his cigar?

And i JUST figured out why it's called baby oil you sick f of a movie! #monsterdon

"Absolutely" is such an easy thing to mishear unless you artificially shift it to an unreasonably low pitch

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@davesdogmaggie
He's my favorite character, though

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at what point in spacetime did the pronunciation of "karate" become Americanized?

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Ok, good use of Gregory Hines, movie. Best choice you’ve made in 30 minutes

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Somewhat random scenes. But each one well shot. #Monsterdon

Hines just here for a paycheck at this point.

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Check out the microns on that guy!

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Hines’ earing is disturbing. It looks like it was made by Mepps and ought to have a treble hook.

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they did not need to replay that to confirm what he said lmao it was very clear

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See like all good revolutionaries they always talk to the cops about illegal actions
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This conspiracy indictment is going great. #Monsterdon

"You can't eat just one."

Ugh. After that last scene, I am definitely NOT gonna pop. I have stopped :/ :/ #Monsterdon

@Taweret

and more scenes of eating people!

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Once you pop(their top) you can't stop 🍟🧠 #Monsterdon #Wulfen1981

Whittington is easily the best character in this movie, and if it wasn't for him being needed for entertainingly slipping in exposition, he should be the goddamn lead.

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@Binder my screen has too many pixels! ... no still too many! 2x2, there! #monsterdon

Reading Wolfen magazine for the centerfold #Monsterdon

All points? No, with Fergie it's no point #Monsterdon #Wolfen1981

I wonder if Ferguson was...

Fergie-licious

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this movie needs way fewer scenes of people eating

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Reduced to watching on my phone 😭 😭 😭 #Monsterdon #Wolfen1981

Wait, the biologist lives with his mother?

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@Louisa It truly is a horror film now

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Bad news guys, Fergie got Wolfen'd #monsterdon

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Oh Christ I think the love scene is starting..

Scruffy the Janitor.

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@combatwombat

Wonder if it was Fergie's bike

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"Fergie last time I spoke to him" oh such a lead in. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Goddamn Canis Lupus hair? I thought it was never Canis Lupus 🥁
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Unrelated take of biker falling over 👍 #monsterdon

Awoo. WereWolves matching our MO #Monsterdon

#monsterdon NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT ALBERT FINNEY HAVING SEX WITH EXTRA MOUTH SOUNDS AHHHHHH

Got to get my wolfenlovin' on #monsterdon

Werewolf got to the apartment and went "Welp. Lost my appetite." #Monsterdon

at this point i'm just hanging in for the miru double feature to wash my brain out? maybe?

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