"...Forget it Dewey. It's Wolfentown."
there's more movie but both gregory hines and zookeeper guy are dead so why are we watching
I'm sure all wolfen have explosive payloads
I hope that sculpture was demolished after this. Ugh. #Monsterdon
i do like the interpretation that it was this german terrorist group and this stupid cop guy just got seriously trolled
but that's a 'pretend a bunch of stuff that happened in this movie didn't happen' interpretation
Just think, wolves, you could have done this an hour and a half ago and saved us all the trouble
I'm just out of words at this point.
Honestly I'm kind of shocked the movie is trying to have any meaning because (gestures at the rest of the movie)
#monsterdon
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So he tells you his partner was killed by a WereWolf & you decide to respond by ... throwing a fursuit head at him? That boss is a dickhead. #Monsterdon
Silver shovels, for when gold shovels just aren't soft enough #Monsterdon #Wolfen1981
I feel like they have all the ingredients of a compelling movie but kind of messed it all up #monsterdon
@springdiesel guessing that's a euphemism #monsterdon
That clearly telegraphed claw scratch on his face is the movie letting us know it's going to end with a superimposed set of wolf eyes over his face at the end to show us that he has eyes-of-a-hunter and that even though he triumphed, ultimately mysticism will have the ultimate victory.
Chunky RGB beamer. #monsterdon
Here at rich people industries #Monsterdon
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βοΈ WOLFISH TRIVIA πΊπ©Έ
In scenes with real wolves on set, director Michael Wadleigh said that they had to use a dozen police sharpshooters, positioned widely, as the wolves were considered wild and uncontrollable animals. These sharpshooters were ordered to shoot to kill if a wolf got out of the enclosed area.
@Binder the boys leave the gas on! #monsterdon
Now he's putting it together.
if there's a fucking "burial ground" i swear to god
Are honorary chrome hard hats actually a thing?
How did he just make the leap from βterritory/terrorism/terrorβ to "ground-breaking?β
1980 projection TV!
You guys done fucked up & demolished a WereWolf church. #Monsterdon
oh someone thinks they're being deep by realizing "territory" and "terrorism" sound similar. uh huh π
He won that silver helmet for his skills at word association. #Monsterdon
Not even is spaghetti collection can comfort him now.
"...your outie loves metal chimes, and it drives everyone crazy"
that's not what i meant when i said "mirrorshades"
Wait, how to get back into this supposedly secured, expensive, executive high-rise office in the middle of the night? While drunk and clearly in shock?
#Monsterdon #Wulfen1981
Now the movie's showing us its filmreel being edited in the cutting room #Monsterdon #Wolfen1981
There is a Breakfast of Champions movie and Albert Finney plays Kilgore Trout
Love the old keyboards.
@crowbriarhexe they kill for sheep left in the barn
oh shit, you just walked into a were-animal bar!!!
"You have the eyes of the dead" sounds pretty badass for an attempted insult.
"Their world is more finished. More complete."
It has two bathrooms, insulation and sheet rock. #Monsterdon
In my timeline Gregory Hines just died.
Wading through more commercials..
okay _that_ sounded like olmos
"you got your technology but you lost your senses"
"In their eyes, YOU are the savage"
Whitely. C'mon. This is embarrassing. #Monsterdon
The Gotterdammerung Army is sending forth their Valkyrie to bring about the revolution!
#monsterdon
Social Message Time!
a heaping helping of Noble Savage stereotype, with background music to match
Shouldn't it be wolfish or wolven?
They might be giants! #Monsterdon #Wolfen1981
this is super racist but i agree with this racist caricature's hatred of christian hegemony
#monsterdon Lynn Anderson did a great job with "Sea of Heartbreak" #wolfen
πResisting the urge to make an uncouth joke about Wolfie not chowing down on Gregory Hines... #Monsterdon πΊ #Wolfen
So... Wolfen are CHUDS but also gods? #monsterdon
Oh no it's the lore dump #Monsterdon
@crowbriarhexe Trying to stop the wolf carnage is a symptom of the disease, for sure.
And Fergusson is the cure.
They said the movie title
#Monsterdon #Wulfen1981
I kinda like the wolf though..
The end of "Werewolf" was less obviously telegraphed than this #Monsterdon #Wolfen1981
He is excessively Mitchell right now. #Monsterdon
It's just weird seeing Finney with hair.
Probably should've had a bingo by now if I were paying attention
Wolfen are fucking jerks. With the exception of Richy Rich and his wife theyβve done nothing but kill βgoodβ folk.
#monsterdon is this wolf a ghost from 200 years ago? That would make as much sense as anything
@wohali I mean it's a good name, I'd use it
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this is reminding me how I was sitting outside near a German Shepherd this afternoon when an emergency vehicle went by and the dog howled along with the siren
Okay but why is this bunch of surveillance weirdos even in this?
@diazona@techhub.social @combatwombat@hachyderm.io there were eyes...
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Meanwhile in stock footage #Monsterdon #Wolfen1981
I feel like they could have cut out all the weird control room scenes and the movie would have been just fine #monsterdon
rounding up the usual suspects i see
@combatwombat Weren't there were a couple where we never actually saw the monster?
Admittedly unclear how to count those since they were probably shorter than 88 minutes
Are the cops just arresting an unrelated gang? #Monsterdon
blep #Monsterdon
Oh no they diβnβt!! No Gregory Hinesβ¦ sheesh!
And that plan seemed foolproof
Wilhelm?
Yeah, that was not a human scream.
#Monsterdon #Wulfen1981
MEAN TO ME #Monsterdon
HINES DOWN HINES DOWN
KHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN! #monsterdon #Wolfen
Daddy Warbucks? More like Daddy Warsucks because your friend got Wolfen'd! #monsterdon
Oh man. Not Hines! He was the best thing in this film. #Monsterdon
Nooo not the only qualified person on the police force #Monsterdon
Might be the longest wait in #monsterdon. 88 minutes to wolf.
frodo no!
I wonder if Wolfen like potato chips? #monsterdon
Yes let's just shoot up into the ceiling.
Did they specify they were using silver bullets or is this all just a gigantic waste of time? You know, even more so #Monsterdon #Wolfen1981
@SnoopJ @crowbriarhexe Oh, good thought.
@jonny Unsurprising physical response
Gregory Hines now has a rifle with a telescope strapped on it.
The Wolfvision would be cool in a high action slasher flick from the early 90s, though. #Monsterdon
@nev Bestest snarly boi!
You were supposed to eat the rich #Monsterdon
Whittington won't be saying dick.
pupy