OH BOY A NEW AGE-Y VOICEOVER ENDING
I gotta head off before all the credits but uh that sure was a stylish yet weird and racist movie. But there were good puppers! G'night #monsterdon!
And
-fin #Monsterdon #Wulfen1981
@Binder THATs a euphemism?! #monsterdon
The real enemy of the Wolfen was gentrification.
And pill-popping derelicts.
that was a fucking awful movie by the way. the real monster in this one was the racism
Yes, your camera technology IS exciting, I'm right there w/ you. But, like, a story could have made that camera work so much more potent. #Monsterdon
this movie was so bad i almost wish i had stayed in bed being depressed
the only saving graces were some fun actors and competent filmmaking (albeit not script).
y'know i'm willing to go with the idea that the writer here had a story to tell and a point to make but fuck if I can find it
I like how these wolves can cause your hand to go flying off just by jumping at you
David Attenborough voice: And so the wolfen retreat to their natural habitat....
And they all ficked off into β¦ you know what? I donβt even care anymore
#Monsterdon
Oh, I guess we get a model log as an end instead of just an abrupt ending for once
In this case I would prefer the abrupt ending please. #Monsterdon #Wulfen1981
Wolfens taking the fair over to brooklyn, but now they are stuck on another island
#monsterdon
PUPPIES!! #Monsterdon #Wolfen1981
You call that an ending? W/ practically e/o white still alive? #Monsterdon
Arrest Wagner.
"What the hell happened up here" literally nothing #Monsterdon #Wolfen1981
So we're back to the conclusion that werewolves only kill minorities and druggies.
I TOLD you they could fly! they came in through the exterior Β·penthouseΒ· windows!
I am not at the elevator scene..
I was one "Hammy Acting" away from a bingo π’
What? #Monsterdon
what a move, to film the hero's triumphant final blow in such horrid heat vision that no one can tell what he actually did.
There is no shooting in the funhouse #Monsterdon
i tuned in for just the last few minutes of monsterdon and ooh those are some pretty puppies i hope they don't get hurt
Inside you there are two wolves... and they are both bored #Monsterdon #Wolfen1981
okay now you have to also quit being a cop so they don't kill you
So, Dewey will now become an acolyte of the wolves.
have mercy! when have cops ever been an enemy of the environment!
And there was a bridge for some reason
Did you notice, Dewey is looking at them in "Wolfvision" in this stand off scene?
THE EYES OF MITCHELL
@eigen Because audiences love explosions. And lots of broken glass on slo-mo apparently.
Aaaaaaand.... kiss #Monsterdon #Wolfen1981
Oh no, the Wolfen's only known predator, helicopters. #Monsterdon
Lame ending in 3. 2. 1...
If I had a giant wolf jumping through and shattering a window in my movie, I'd include every single camera angle too
finney's accent is fine, but (not to be racist) he just LOOKS british
now i wonder what this would have been like if Walken had done this instead of COMMUNION
Oh these ARE some handsome doggos.
*has flashbacks to what happened to my tablet screen* π #Monsterdon #Wolfen1981
dog just wanted a bourbon
We paid a lot of money for this dog to jump through the window we are going to use it!
#monsterdon
Those dogs are not house trained. #Monsterdon
also, are those mirrored blinds? what the fresh (1980's) hell is that?
building code building schmode
Do we what?
I reiterate. The music in this thing is good.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS MIRRORS YESSS WOLF
"In their eyes, you are a sandwich." There, fixed it for ya'. ;)
Uh-huh, sure, a little kitchen fire extinguisher on a burning 70's enormous gas tank, that'll work #Monsterdon #Wolfen1981
So he's such a good cop that the WereWolfen decided he should join their team? #Monsterdon
the only thing that's been transported inside my mind is a deep loathing of everyone involved in creating this movie.
Police with fire extinguishers. No more FDNY. Those damn budget cuts.
π¦ MONSTERDON ποΈ
βοΈ WOLFISH TRIVIA πΊπ©Έ
The church was built and burned exclusively for the film.
seriously. just ask around for whoever thinks they own a "wolfdog" and just use those husky mutts
Not the worst use of a pyrotechnical effects budget. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon I don't remember the wolf of wallstreet being quite this bloody.
Again, the end of "Werewolf" was less obviously telegraphed than this #Monsterdon #Wolfen1981
So we gonna have a wolf break through the window at 30 stories up? #Monsterdon
The US automobile industry went thru a period in the 70s / 80s when cars were very splodey.
woofs can climb. please woofs can climb
#monsterdon lol AND HIS HEAD IS OFF
And the Chief out the short end of the bite.
That guyβs got some fortitude to keep moving about after having his hand ripped off. Then, notice how his head sits there watching himself die. Nice callback to the earlier dialogue in the film.
why did the car explode π
wait, so the conversation at the beginning about decapitation in the French Revolution was foreshadowing THIS? Kind of a let-down #monsterdon
@Binder Still there at One JP Morgan Chase Plaza
#monsterdon
i need there to be a wolf in this elevator.
YES. FUCK that sculpture right in its stupid load bearing glass panes. #Monsterdon
NO COME ON. COME ON WOLVES YOU CAN DO IT
MITCHELL
HA HA HA HA
Good ol' Whitley. Haven't got an ending? Just blow something up. :P #Monsterdon
The music in this movie should have been used in a better movie.
#monsterdon this movie needs to stop showing so many certified Good Boys if it wants me to be afraid
Wait, did this play as a double feature previously or a trailer spoiler? Something? Why did the car explode? #Monsterdon #Wulfen1981
Wow, a police captain running around w/ his head chopped off. I always thought that was a myth. #Monsterdon
Should have looked in the back seat, maybe a wolfen in there
#DailyHints #SafetyFirst #monsterdon
Ah, "losers ahead".
Sheβs a blood dodger.
yes, good boy!
THE COP IS CALLING FROM INSIDE THE CAAAAAAAAAAAR
i would have saved money by not using real wolves, but either a) using huskies/Malamutes because no one can tell the fucking difference, or b) just using stock footage of wolves comped in or with reverse projection or whatever
Everpresent Dubuffet #Monsterdon
#monsterdon that was so clearly the ending. He finds out there are supernatural forces he can't explain or control. The police arrest a gang. That's the end!
"Don't look at the wolf, Marion! Keep your eyes shut!"
Is the Nothing going to show up, now?
Ruh roh!
Also, more puppies!
It's like the wolfen are a band of superheroes & this is their trot on theme #Monsterdon
Would it be #Monsterdon if it didn't hurt a little? Lol
#monsterdon The wolves of KHAAAANNNN!!!
like imagine if this movie had like, a plot
PUPPIES!! #Monsterdon #Wolfen1981
Arm photon torpedos! Fire!
The wolves are the best actors in this so far.