Wolfens taking the fair over to brooklyn, but now they are stuck on another island
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PUPPIES!! #Monsterdon #Wolfen1981

"What happened up here?"

Something... Intensely stupid. :/

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You call that an ending? W/ practically e/o white still alive? #Monsterdon

Arrest Wagner.

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"What the hell happened up here" literally nothing #Monsterdon #Wolfen1981

So we're back to the conclusion that werewolves only kill minorities and druggies.

#Monsterdon #Wolfen #Wolfen1981

I TOLD you they could fly! they came in through the exterior ·penthouse· windows!

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I am not at the elevator scene..

I was one "Hammy Acting" away from a bingo 😢

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What? #Monsterdon

what a move, to film the hero's triumphant final blow in such horrid heat vision that no one can tell what he actually did.

#monsterdon #Wolfen1981

There is no shooting in the funhouse #Monsterdon

i tuned in for just the last few minutes of monsterdon and ooh those are some pretty puppies i hope they don't get hurt

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Inside you there are two wolves... and they are both bored #Monsterdon #Wolfen1981

okay now you have to also quit being a cop so they don't kill you

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So, Dewey will now become an acolyte of the wolves.

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have mercy! when have cops ever been an enemy of the environment!

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And there was a bridge for some reason

#Monsterdon #Wolfen1981

Did you notice, Dewey is looking at them in "Wolfvision" in this stand off scene?

#Monsterdon #Wolfen

THE EYES OF MITCHELL

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@eigen Because audiences love explosions. And lots of broken glass on slo-mo apparently.

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Aaaaaaand.... kiss #Monsterdon #Wolfen1981

Oh no, the Wolfen's only known predator, helicopters. #Monsterdon

Lame ending in 3. 2. 1...

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If I had a giant wolf jumping through and shattering a window in my movie, I'd include every single camera angle too

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finney's accent is fine, but (not to be racist) he just LOOKS british

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now i wonder what this would have been like if Walken had done this instead of COMMUNION

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Oh these ARE some handsome doggos.

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*has flashbacks to what happened to my tablet screen* 😭 #Monsterdon #Wolfen1981

We paid a lot of money for this dog to jump through the window we are going to use it!
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dog just wanted a bourbon

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Those dogs are not house trained. #Monsterdon

also, are those mirrored blinds? what the fresh (1980's) hell is that?

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building code building schmode

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Do we what?

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I reiterate. The music in this thing is good.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS MIRRORS YESSS WOLF

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"In their eyes, you are a sandwich." There, fixed it for ya'. ;)

#Monsterdon #Wolfen

Uh-huh, sure, a little kitchen fire extinguisher on a burning 70's enormous gas tank, that'll work #Monsterdon #Wolfen1981

So he's such a good cop that the WereWolfen decided he should join their team? #Monsterdon

the only thing that's been transported inside my mind is a deep loathing of everyone involved in creating this movie.

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Police with fire extinguishers. No more FDNY. Those damn budget cuts.

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🦖 MONSTERDON 🎞️
⁉️ WOLFISH TRIVIA 🐺🩸

The church was built and burned exclusively for the film.

#Monsterdon #Wolfen1981

seriously. just ask around for whoever thinks they own a "wolfdog" and just use those husky mutts

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Not the worst use of a pyrotechnical effects budget. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I don't remember the wolf of wallstreet being quite this bloody.

Again, the end of "Werewolf" was less obviously telegraphed than this #Monsterdon #Wolfen1981

So we gonna have a wolf break through the window at 30 stories up? #Monsterdon

@yatsu

Or one that comes out of the toilet!

#Monsterdon #Wolfen1981

The US automobile industry went thru a period in the 70s / 80s when cars were very splodey.

#Monsterdon

woofs can climb. please woofs can climb

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#monsterdon lol AND HIS HEAD IS OFF

And the Chief out the short end of the bite.

#Monsterdon #wolfen1981

That guy’s got some fortitude to keep moving about after having his hand ripped off. Then, notice how his head sits there watching himself die. Nice callback to the earlier dialogue in the film.

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why did the car explode 😝

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wait, so the conversation at the beginning about decapitation in the French Revolution was foreshadowing THIS? Kind of a let-down #monsterdon

@Binder Still there at One JP Morgan Chase Plaza
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i need there to be a wolf in this elevator.

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YES. FUCK that sculpture right in its stupid load bearing glass panes. #Monsterdon

NO COME ON. COME ON WOLVES YOU CAN DO IT

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MITCHELL

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HA HA HA HA

Good ol' Whitley. Haven't got an ending? Just blow something up. :P #Monsterdon

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The music in this movie should have been used in a better movie.

#monsterdon this movie needs to stop showing so many certified Good Boys if it wants me to be afraid

Wait, did this play as a double feature previously or a trailer spoiler? Something? Why did the car explode? #Monsterdon #Wulfen1981

Wow, a police captain running around w/ his head chopped off. I always thought that was a myth. #Monsterdon

Should have looked in the back seat, maybe a wolfen in there
#DailyHints #SafetyFirst #monsterdon  

Ah, "losers ahead".

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She’s a blood dodger.

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yes, good boy!

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THE COP IS CALLING FROM INSIDE THE CAAAAAAAAAAAR

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i would have saved money by not using real wolves, but either a) using huskies/Malamutes because no one can tell the fucking difference, or b) just using stock footage of wolves comped in or with reverse projection or whatever

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Everpresent Dubuffet #Monsterdon

#monsterdon that was so clearly the ending. He finds out there are supernatural forces he can't explain or control. The police arrest a gang. That's the end!

"Don't look at the wolf, Marion! Keep your eyes shut!"

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Is the Nothing going to show up, now?

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Ruh roh!

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Also, more puppies!

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It's like the wolfen are a band of superheroes & this is their trot on theme #Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie

Would it be #Monsterdon if it didn't hurt a little? Lol

#monsterdon The wolves of KHAAAANNNN!!!

like imagine if this movie had like, a plot

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PUPPIES!! #Monsterdon #Wolfen1981

Arm photon torpedos! Fire!

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The wolves are the best actors in this so far.

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Some of this music sounds like they stole it straight out of Alien / Aliens.

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I bet the foley crew got really tired of doing footsteps for this film.

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The Wolves of Wall Street (2013)
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Dewey's boss thinking "I hope I survive this, because I've got a killer idea for a t-shirt."

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What a pretty wolf pack #Monsterdon

We got wolves!

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So wait a minute. There's a non-paranormal explanation... But the paranormal is still real....

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ONE LAST HORNER

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KILL HIM
KILL HIMMMMMMMMMM
I WATCHED THIS WHOLE THING KILL HIM

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can the wolves eat absolutely everyone now, please?

#monsterdon #Wolfen1981

The music insists something is happening and yet I must disagree #Monsterdon #Wolfen1981

HOW CAN THERE BE SO MANY RELIANTS HOW IT MAKES NO SENSE

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Oh damn, surprise wolfen! #monsterdon