i'm sorry peter what

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So is the killer the wolf expert?

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You know what I hate about New York? All the damn wolfen! #Monsterdon

Edward James Almost a Werewolf

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#monsterdon Wolves lie on their CVs.

is this guy gonna get eaten next? please?

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I mean sure the graphics are impressive for 1981 I guess but when does this game get to the running through the castle killing Nazis part? #Monsterdon #Wolfen1981

Tom Noonan getting off to his werewolf snuff videos like he's in the pawn shop cellar in Pulp Fiction.

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Look away, this footage is not good #Monsterdon

I think if the moose(?) stands still it's letting the wolf know it's likely to try to kick it's ass.

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Me: oh great, a character who smokes cigars 🙄
Wolfen: ok how about a character who WATCHES FOOTAGE OF WOLVES GETTING SHOT

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#monsterdon so the fairground music plays 24/7 at the zoo? Just to drive the animals insane?

Don't like this footage at all
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#TeamWolfen

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The director has pranced around naked in a public area like this more than once, I'll bet.

@CactuarJoe

But it was *already* in The Bronx!

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Is our wolf expert about to get Wolfen'd? #monsterdon

@Louisa i mean after the corpse genitals, why not?

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Just gonna read the wolf stat sheet off the monster manual, huh?

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Awww wuf puppies! #monsterdon #Wolfen

wut

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#monsterdon lol damn, actually fully nude huh, didn't expect that

does the seal die dot com

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Lions and tigers and birbs, oh my #Monsterdon #Wolfen1981

@paco bwah haha haaaa
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Well, Olmos fucking with Dewey's head is better than me assuming a prostrate Olmos was accidentally presenting to the werewolf and going to get buggered.

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Gotcha. It's just a naked dude.

Real wolfen is over yonder.

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@steggy Nope. Fully naked Olmos.

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KITTY #Monsterdon

Back to Wolf-o-vision!

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this is more of Admiral Adama than I became accustomed to seeing on Battlestar Galactica…

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Wolf Vision!
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Dewey Defeats Nudeman #Monsterdon #Wolfen1981

@OldRustBucket Fekken salad! #monsterdon

I think this is sasquatch, not wolf

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Why is Finney looking right at his junk?

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You know what you could’ve done, movie producers? You could’ve left this story in the slush pile. I know for sure you didn’t produce every script you ever saw. So why the heck did you decide “oh yeah, let’s do the racist werewolf one?”

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He's going to kill Finney with naked interpretive dance. #monsterdon #Wolfen

"It looks like he's trying to be spiderman" - my partner #monsterdon

And puddle water. NYC puddle water.

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I bet that guy smells JUST like he sounds. #Monsterdon

basically this guy

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AWOOOOOO

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@cptbutton That's better than HOA werewolves! (Karewolves?) #monsterdon

OK, movie, are you all right? Do we need to talk, movie? Because I'm sensing issues here, movie.

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Now I wonder if I could make a "Werewolf: The Apocalypse" scenario out of this...

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EJO ass? doesn't make up for what else is about to happen in this scene.

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"Dear Penthouse Forum, you'll never believe what he did next" #Monsterdon

ew. dude. is that from the hudson river? dont' drink that

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Reality is just a state of mind..
thank you mystical zoo man.

Woo naked indigenous dude w/ wolf pawprints #Monsterdon

Almost naked Olmos.

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@OldRustBucket

My cabbages!

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Are we going to get to some action now‽
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@cherizilla a very fair assessment imho
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oh no he's hot

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Whitley, Whitley, Whitley, what horrors hast thou wrought???

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So these are Public Health Department Werewolves?

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#monsterdon What if our lead actor was Mitchell but somehow more abrasive

Meanwhile Fergie over there is about to hack the matrix

Bronx liver? nah, I prefer Manhattan spleen.

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@jivens I just remember Bugs Bunny memeing about him xD

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i’m i alone here in thinking the philosophical questions started with the severed head dialog? i mean that’s decently cheeky writing

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#monsterdon ok, you can't drop "something out there might be eating people" an hour into the movie, like now the stakes are raised, when you introduced potential cannibalism after the first murder!

Blah blah Don Juan by Castaneda #Monsterdon

I'm with Dr Hines here. Shapeshifting is bull. And notably not wolf!

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This poor actor. Has to sit there with a tray on his dick while these guys shoot a scene around him.

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What is this mumbo jumbo bullshift

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Ok, this animal expert has done a LOT of acid.

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Oh course Fergie would be into this metaphysical shit.

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More junk science. That’s the real monster.

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"What is that shit?"

He speaks for all of us.

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I do kinda love that "DA FUCK ARE YOU ON ABOUT" look on Dewey's face in this scene when the other white dude is blathering on about the soul, NGL.

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please shut up white man

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"reality is just a state of mind" #monsterdon

"what is that shit?"

for real tho. Mr Hines the voice of us all rn.

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"Fergie, come check out these striations,"

These nerds flirting is the first dialogue which felt authentic. #Monsterdon

racism aside, there really is a long tradition of Mohawk steelworkers

in the first collapse of the Quebec Bridge, the disaster that inspired the iron rings Canadian engineers wear as a symbol of their ethical code, a good number of the victims were from Kahnawake

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Fergie's really let herself go since the black eyed peas #Monsterdon #Wolfen1981

Did the grizzled old lighthouse keeper just walk into the morgue to tell the story of the werewolf?

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A WereWolf which could smell cancer would be such a boon to oncology. #Monsterdon

Come on Dewey, put the pieces together already.
It's all there in front of you.

The last werewolf was imprisoned under the soon-to-be-demolished church and recently released. The native Americans are using traditions to ward it off their local community.

The werewolf is attracted to drugs (coke and pills specified so far), and triggered into a psychotic rage by wealth inequality in general, and pearls in specific.

It's all there!

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WERE-GOURMAND

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Just saw an ad for
The Quiz with Balls
and my soul left my body for a second.

I don't know how much more of this I can stay awake for, fam.

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"very sharp teeth. Wolfen teeth" #monsterdon

@bunnyhero Whut the decimal system?! #OldPersonJoke #monsterdon

Don't touch my buddy the coroner, Olmos!

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@cshlan ooooooh

well boo

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okay. let's leave Gregory Hines alone too, please.

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@JoeWynne and perfected with teen wolf a MERE few years later……
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AAAA white leading man jump scare #Monsterdon

OKAY HERE WE GO back in the morgue

And everything is quiet. TOO QUIET.... and JUMPSCARE with cop, DAMMIT MOVIE

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oh no, no Gregory Hines!

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Is the coroner going to break into a tap routine?

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Oh you better not mess w/ Gregory #Monsterdon

Long ash on that cigar. Careless.

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@rebeld

Maybe if we say its name three times, it'll appear!

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He's using a pearl to cast Identify #Monsterdon

I suspect the drug use early in this film was a suggestion on how to get through this.

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@CactuarJoe a bridge over trouble Mitchell

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@Binder lolololonist?! #monsterdon :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: