#Monsterdon ⚔️ 🧙 🏰 🌲 🇦🇷 😱

what happened to King Tyler?

So, the walking carpet is actually speaking a language?

#Monsterdon

Kor just showed up on set one day, didn't he. #monsterdon

I have whisky it will see us to the end of this ordeal. #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

The GOOD wizard

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

Gulfax talks like Swedish Chef

#monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

"Have you got any wine" not the script, just the actor's knee-jerk response #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

what happened to the guy that was being dragged behind horses? or is it this guy and he cleaned up fast?

#monsterdon

Tempted to check off "Lore drop" on the bingo card because of Gulfax and the prince falling from the tree

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

Store brand Chewbacca could have crushed that kid.

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

i'm gonna need a lot more than wine to repay me for this movie.

#monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingsom1985

#monsterdon #wizardsofthelostkingdom1985

How long have you been living in that tree?
Not very long!

<Chop>

I am easily amused.

That impeccable Bo Svenson comic timing

#monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

I think that kid lost The Ring of Power in under a minute! He's no Frodo that's for sure. 😖

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

I want to here the kid say, "You know my name is Simon, and I like to do drawings..." #monsterdon

"How long have you been living in a tree" at least as long as you've been attempting jokes that don't land #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

At least the boy said please! Basic politeness still lives!

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

@cd0

The chalice in the palace had the brew that is true, gosh darn it!

#Monsterdon

Amazing fight scene, I guess they spent the budget on the horrific gargoyle suffering
#monsterdon  

good thing he had Carpet Monster to cushion his fall.

#monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingsom1985

Movie, this is fedi, we have far better furry whatchamacallits here.

#monsterdon #wizardsofthelostkingdom

#monsterdon A helmet made of rubber chain-mail is an interesting choice.

@strangefour

THAT?S where I saw him!

#Monsterdon #Ultraman

Ewwww the creepiness begins 😬

#Monsterdon

Literally the first time any of them is swinging a sword.

#monsterdon

Hey, Gordon Ramsay is the hero in this flix?
#monsterdon
#wizardsofthelostKingdom

I bet a lot of people really hurt themselves on this shoot. #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

I would generally not recommend waiting for and then following your opponent's instructions as a combat technique

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

I see the hero is a Han Solo type who likes alcohol. #monsterdon

That is some impressive stage combat.

#Monsterdon

Let's all charge him one at a time! Surely one of us will be able to kick his ass!

#monsterdon

"Are you sure you want to take me on?"
I mean... yes? You're probably bluffing?

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

@kcarr2015 YES!
#Monsterdon #WizardsoftheLostKingdom

I like how the guy nods a bit sheepishly when he asks, “Are you sure you wanna do this?”

#Monsterdon

Been messing up tags, sorry.

#Monsterdon
#WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

Check out the Ace Hardware sword hilt.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Hold it, now shake it, now let it tinkle! Now wipe up the seat you filthy animal!

I demand more singing rubber gargoyles. #monsterdon

#monsterdon #wizardsofthelostkingdom1985

Whatever it is, the name is Gulfax!! (The Furry)

Swing your swords slower, men!
#monsterdon
#wizardsofthelostkingdom

Hold it!

Dudes, just standing around.

I SAID HOLD IT!

#monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

AND HIS WATCHAMACALLIT 😂😂😂😂

#Monsterdon

“Furry what-you-may-call-it”

#Monsterdon

Dearest OwlBear,
You were supposed to protect the child wizard not get him caught immediately. #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

somewhere, between Sting and Rod Stewart

is this protagonist

#monsterdon

not even the people in the movie know what the fuck that thing is #monsterdon

"Hold it" "I said hold it!" "hold it"

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

Is that #Hawk from #BuckRogersInThe25thCentury?

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

"wWwrrRRrrRrrrRrrRrRRr"

me too Gulfax, me too

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

Ride Shado... Gulfax! Wait, I mean, run #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

Are we finally meeting the main character?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon ⚔️ 🧙 🏰 🌲 🇦🇷 😱

but those other horsies are also soooooo pretty!

This music is familiar. This isn't James Horner is it..?

#Monsterdon

So much of this is so bad!

Shop at Party Town for all of your regal throne room decor needs!

#monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

YES! AFTER THE NOT-EVEN-RUNNING BOY!

#monsterdon

HOw did they spot the boy in his light purple tunic?
#monsterdon
#wizardsofthelostkingdom

The princess pretends to be sad about the boy she was mildly not revolted by the idea of wedding

#Monsterdon

@Taweret@timeloop.cafe and I try
oh my god do I try
I try all the time
in this institution

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

@jivens

Fuzz

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

"That boy is the offspring of white wizardry" nope anyone named Simon is the offspring of white suburban middle-classery #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

so this is now a buddy movie, I guess

#monsterdon

Cross country coaches were brittle back in the day!

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

I'm assuming the princess is supposed to be the one halfway-normal character in this

We'll see how well that works out

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

Kiss interrupted!

OK, I mistook the ears for a cobra hood.

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

#monsterdon OK I think this is literally lifted from one of Horner's star trek scores

Woo-hoo! A ROTJ kind of rip off. #monsterdon

#monsterdon #wizardsofthelostkingdom1985

We need a name for the carpet monster..

Shaggy? Rugboy?

"...we call this the room of echoes"

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

Bad wizard has a big nose
#monsterdon
#wizardsofthelostKingdom

@Taweret OK, I guess you can take meds now. Cuz I don't know...

#Monsterdon 🧙🏾 🤺 #WizardsoftheLostKingdom

You gotta watch out dude, the queen has nobody else left to betray

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

#monsterdon

@jivens Someone raided their church’s closet where they store the costumes for the yearly passion play.

#Monsterdon

I think the queen's outfit is moldy.
#monsterdon
#wizardsofthelostkingdom

Oh look, it's that other character in whom I have no investment.
#monsterdon

Joseph Kony-ass baddies kidnapping children

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

#monsterdon if omelas does so well with one child captive, think how good we'll do with like 50

Is it me, or is this bad even by Corman standards? #Monsterdon

"the offspring of white wizardry"

WHOAH THERE

#monsterdon

And keep these children hostage to assure me of a prosperous reign!

wat?

#monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

@ottaross

meets Ren Faire #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

Eliminate the boy, take these children hostage, and kick a few puppies while you’re at it.

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

@strangefour shit i was about to say this giving me power rangers vibes but you probably got it more spot on, having never seen ultraman #monsterdon

#Monsterdon

This wizard battle is a trip!

Oh sure, hostage children = prosperity, that's just government 101 #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

Super cheap 1980s special effects, yay!

#WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985
#Monsterdon

Spouse: wtf Temu Wampa???

#Monsterdon

The prince and his giant tribble are fucking hilarious.

#Monsterdon

Extra grunty magical creatures.

#Monsterdon

If only the wizard had thought to use a spell that moved faster than a baseball thrown underhand

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

what's going on

#monsterdon

#monsterdon oh no, Simon's sugar daddy is tired... just laid down on the job…

@jsit A very #Monsterdon kind of awesome

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

Oh no, not the younglings!

#Monsterdon

My mom: "My schwartz is bigger than yours!"

#monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

I feel very broken up about that character that just died, after knowing him for 8 seconds. Classic red vs. blue.

#Monsterdon

I saw the ring fall, but how did it jump into the foamstone creature's teeth??

#Monsterdon

exit music by Emerson, Lake & Palmer

#monsterdon

#monsterdon That wizard must be feeling pretty stupid right now for trusting that kid.