Kor is busy conquering his sleep.

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THe ancient valley of San Fernando, in the village known as Chatsworth.

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@diazona It's just about the blue goop. He uses a bucket now. #monsterdon

Kor planned his nap at this time on purpose. It’s all part of his genius strategy. He knew the sorcerer would look at that exact moment.

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Everyone is just so ... clean.

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they dress her up like that so that she can grip a a hot baking dish between her forehead and arm when they take it out of the oven #Monsterdon

WHERE IS YOUR HORSE ?!

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This guy's kitted out about as well as Joxter the Mighty!

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Yeah, I just can't focus well enough to join #Monsterdon this evening. Caffeine withdrawal, general garbage brain, whatever, I don't know. Sorry.

wow these costumes. wow wow these costumes.

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why are you sleeping in the day dude, are you drink? Kor does have a lot of 'Divorced Dad' energy

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Wait, didnt they just blow up the bad guy's remote camera system? Now he's doing it again.

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@diazona it may be the Knights Who Say icky icky icky patang zaweepah #Monsterdon

What happened to blowing up the vision fountain?

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Blair Witch Vision.

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Kor looks like one of those actors who auditioned for a 70s private detective show and didn't make it, but keeps doing that character at every other audition. #monsterdon

My blue raspberry reflecting pool! Noooooo! How will I ponder now!!?

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Bo Svenson has been in a ton of stuff, but notably for #Monsterdon you might remember him from Snowbeast.

Old Man yells at birdbath

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Wax on wax off

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Wax on?

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Why is Stephen Miller in this #Monsterdon and why is he dressed like that

Anukin is a child of The Force, right?

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The kid triggers the blue wave of magic! #Monsterdon

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The dwarf in that costume is taking one for the team.

@amyfou search me.

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If the wizard's son finds the ring first he'll probably just drop it again.

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Shurka is the best actor in this movie by far

He’s not *good*, but he’s fun to watch

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usually you don't EVAPORATE the ones helping you find shit.

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DAMN HIM! I will eat ALL THIS SCENERY!

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The secret to magical power is to paint your cataracts with glow-in-the-dark pigment

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“My magic doesn’t work outside of the castle.”

“So, what you’re saying is your parents are liars and horrible people for convincing you that you can do magic.”

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#monsterdon Simon, it's learning the blade, or learning the dental dam, pick one.

Umpalumpas?
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Oh no, if they get the set wet, all the papier mache will dissolve!!!

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Kid kirked his fountain

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Munchkin come, munchkin go.

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HADUKEN

No wait, ANIKIN!

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Bye little munchkin, we barely knew ye.

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wait I take it back the king who was killed was called Wolfrick not Tyler who is who in this thing?

"My magic doesn't work outside the castle" - is what big magic has been telling him all his life

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Dude! Party foul! So much for the punch. #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

Click here to prove you are not an evil wizard...

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Oh, fuck, no, not rhyming spells.

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Will Simon blind *our* sight? Please!

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#monsterdon The most awkward part of being in a magical adventure is using a birdbath as a TV.

I would a mirror or something so I could sit in a comfy chair.

Explosion ✅

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I wonder what Ator and Thong are up to right now? #Monsterdon

@paco This is one of the discount ages

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Why are there oompa loompas here? #monsterdon

Don't give him a sword. He just drops important stuff.

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We need to get Mosstodon to weigh in on that queen's outfit.

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🎶 do you believe in magic? 🎶

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His sword is just...so cheap, y'all. Its like they stole a kitchen knife handle and bolted on some brass flatbar from the Lowe's.

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#Monsterdon oh sweet sweet commercials... i needed a break

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We are no longer the Knights Who Say Nee, we are...

I think this movie is a contender.

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So, where do midieval mercs get their hair cut? #Monsterdon 🧙🏾 🤺 #WizardsoftheLostKingdom

Kor, do you believe in magic... in a young girl's heart?
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It's the Knights of Count Binface!

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It's the Knights Who Say "Ni"!

...please let it be the Knights Who Say "Ni"

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Denim helmets?! #Monsterdon

"I'm a warrior boy" let's eat grandma! #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

He never said he was brave #monsterdon

Golfax better not get too close to that fire. #monsterdon

Seriously? The greatest warrior of the age can be provoked with a schoolboy line like that?

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We've come a long way from the time when knights were armored with burlap. #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

@YsengrinWolf before modern fursuit cooling technology #monsterdon

Omigosh the forehead eye holes on the helmet! It's so terrible I love it

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Dark Helmet!

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Don't worry, dime store Conan doesn't ever hold the same accent for two consecutive scenes. #monsterdon

That accent on Kor keeps making me think of Roger Miller. I keep expecting him to start singing "Dang me! Dang me! They oughtta take a rope and hang me!" any second now.

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ok they literally told us in the next dialog

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Brave horns of bravery mean the fighter dude will Accept the Quest

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the knights who say ni!? good to know they got a second gig.

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My mom, about the carpeted teddy bear character: "Is he speaking Swedish?"

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are those...FELT helmets?

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On no! The Knights of Bucket!

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#monsterdon "because I'm a warrior boy"

You really need to enunciate the comma in there when you're over 40

Bucketheads!

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WE ARE THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY NI!
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Inexpertly carpeted characters are surprisingly rare in good movies.

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Gulfax is sweating his ass off in that carpet.

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We have a temu Rutger Hauer.

every frame of this movie makes me want to stab the television. starting with carfax.

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What the hell kind of backward-ass hero's journey is this?
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“Sorry, kid. I’m retired. My conquering days are over.”

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"Are you really Kor the Conqueror?" because if you are I have plagiarism lawsuits from the estates of just about every fantasy writer ever #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

Simon as a wizard name has a serious "Some call me... TIM!" vibes

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@CardboardRobot I mean yeah but also the Swedish Chef is like a million times better than anything going on here

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this guy thinks he is playing han solo but he is actually inescapably gordon ramsey when he talks to kids #monsterdon

yep the dishwasher guy asked for wine too #Monsterdon

#monsterdon From now on my title is "The Conqueror".

I appreciate everyone's attention in this matter.

THE BIRDS ARE SO LOUD

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It's cut rate Alan Tudyk!
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we've got a whiny kid, a princess, a cocky dude, and a big hairy thing.

I wonder if they had watched a movie before making this one #monsterdon

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what happened to King Tyler?

So, the walking carpet is actually speaking a language?

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